An AWKWARD Trip To Canterlot

by ravefire

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy
Length: 1288

Some serious crap goes down on a boat.

Twilight and her crew go on a boat to Canterlot to see what she is the princess of. But there's something CRAZY about the boat.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-26 18:49:53 UTC

The Halt

Twilight and the gang were scared that they might crash into the wall. But it might make the boat stop. "I hope this ship stops!" Pinkie Pie said. "Well, let's all find out together." Derpy told them. They all closed their eyes. Suddenly, the boat crashed through the wall, and it fell! But luckily, onto the floors of a ballroom! It was Canterlot! Water went everywhere. The boat hit the huge table. And the Donkey Kong head design flew right off the front of it and bumped into Princess Candance. Airbags came out! "Crimson Lake, you were right all along! We really should ONLY take the train! I agree with you!" said Twilight. "Thank you, Twilight!" said Crimson. The gang run up to her. "OH MY GOSH! Cadance, are you alright?" Twilight asked. "I'm fine! How are YOU doing?" Cadance replied. "Well, we kinda had a problem during the trip!" Twilight exclaimed. "OH NO! WHAT HAPPENED?" Cadance said nervously. "Well, the boat was kept going up and down the raging water slide. It scared us to death. It definitely scared Pinkie Pie and her new fiancé, Crimson Lake. He'll tell you what we should've done! And I agree with him! Tell her, Crimson." "Hi Crimson Lake!" Cadance said. "Hi, Cadance, like what Twilight said she also thought we should've done was to take the train!" "And we were both terrified, and Crimson laid on my lap because he was scared." Pinkie Pie told her. "Aw, that was really sweet of you, Crimson!" Cadance exclaimed. "I plan to make it that way!" Crimson exclaimed. They all laughed. Crimson ran up to meet Princess Celestia. "Hi there. You must be Princess Celestia." he said "I sure am! Who are you?" Celestia replied. "I'm Crimson Lake. I'm also Pinkie Pie's fiancé." "Nice to meet you, Crimson Lake." She said. "I just saw you talking about the scary boat ride, and over there, it just crash through that wall." she added. "Me and Pinkie were terrified, and I was so scared that I just laid on her lap." "I can see why!" Celestia added. "Okay everypony, let's have a Party!" cried Derpy. Celestia turned on the radio and it plays Take On Me by A-Ha. The gang and the two princesses began to dance. "Where's Shining Armor?" Twilight asked. "Oh he's at work. He'll be back in two hours for the party!" Cadance responded. "By train?" Twilight asked. "Yes, by train since the ship crashed." Cadance responded back. Crimson Lake and Pinkie Pie were enjoying themselves too. Spike came up to them and said "Hey Crimson Lake. Are you having a good time with Pinkie?" "I sure am, Spike! Thanks for asking!" Crimson told him, as he kissed Pinkie and starts dancing.

                                                                                  THE END

I'm On A Boat

Once upon a time, Twilight Sparkle and the other ponies were getting prepared to go to Canterlot. "We have to go take a ship to Canterlot to find out what I am the princess of." Twilight said to her friends. "Hey Twilight. Why are we taking a ship to Canterlot if we usually go by train?" Crimson Lake asked. "Well, this is a special occasion, Crimson!" Twilight exclaimed. "Oh, well that makes sense." Crimson replied. "Yeah, him and I REALLY like trains. Right, Crimson Lake?" Pinkie Pie asked. "Yes!" agreed Crimson. "Hey, is this boat ride a big adventure?" Rainbow Dash asked with excitement. "I'm assuming yes!" laughed Twilight. Then they saw the Cutie Mark Crusaders, getting ready for the trip. "Sweetie Belle, are you excited?" asked Rarity. "Yes indeed!" said Sweetie Belle. "Are you ready for this journey, Apple Bloom?" asked Applejack. "Sure. There's no doubt about that!" Apple Bloom said with a grin. "I'm ready for sure!" Scootaloo said randomly. "You're telling me!" Fluttershy said while in a hurry. "Crimson Lake!" Pinkie said. "Yes, dear!" he said to her. "Are you still excited, although we're going in a ship?" she asked. "Sure, Pinkie. As long as we're together." "Quick, to the new ship terminal." Spike commanded.

30 minutes later, the gang finally arrived at the new ship terminal. Then they met their friend, Derpy Hooves. "Hi, Derpy!" they all said. "Hey, everypony." Derpy said with joy. "Hey, Pinkie. Who's this boyfriend of yours?" she asked. "His name is Crimson Lake. He has autism. He really loves me." she told her. "Pleasure to meet you, Crimson Lake." Derpy said. "Pleasure to meet you too, Derpy." Crimson said with a grin. Spike just came up to Derpy and said "He's a really good artist." "That's right, man." said Crimson. The ship arrived and had a crazy design. It had Diddy Kong's head, and a sail that said "SS Diddy Kong". "Let's step aboard, everypony." Twilight said. The boat set sailed for Canterlot. "I can't say that I've seen a boat like this before!" Fluttershy exclaimed. "Neither have I." said Pinkie. "I think I'm gonna be sea sick. " Rarity thought. "I hope we all don't get sea sick." Crimson said. "Thanks, Crimson." she told him. "I wished I had a boat like this!" said Sweetie Belle. "I'd consider being a yacht." Scootaloo said. "Good catch, Scootaloo." Apple Bloom laugh. The gang got a really good laugh at Scootaloo's response.  "This maybe a bumpy ride." Derpy warned. "Why?" Rainbow Dash asked. "Well, Rainbow Dash, this yacht will be floating up and down the tubed water slides." "I'm kinda terrified." Fluttershy said nervously. "Don't worry Fluttershy. We'll be alright." said Twilight.

The Tunnel

The yacht kept sailing downstream, but was getting very close to the tunnel. "Derpy, where are we going?" Fluttershy asked nervously. "I don't know but I don't like the looks of that tunnel up there. HEY, DERPY, I WANT OFF!" Spike yelled. "Don't be rude, Spike." Twilight told him. The boat shot up and down the dark water slide tubes ,and went faster and faster. "This is fun!" Derpy said. "MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!" cried Pinkie in fear. "I LOVE, YOU PINKIE PIE! I ALWAYS HAVE!" said Crimson Lake. "I love you too, Crimson Lake!" Pinkie responded. "I WANT TO GET OFF! Fluttershy said. "Honestly, Derpy. You don't know how to stop this thing, do you?" Applejack said. "Nope. I can't!" Derpy said. "This is scarier than 'The Exorcist' if you think about it!" said Rainbow Dash. "I think I might get sick!" Rarity thought. "I don't like this ride!" exclaimed Spike. "I'm not crazy about it either!" Sweetie Belle added. "Derpy, I don't think this is the right ship to Canterlot!" Twilight thought. "You'll be surprised!" Derpy replied. They saw some really terrifying camera lighting on the wall. First it shows a pony's hoof stepping on a cockroach. "I'm definitely gonna be sick! Pull this boat over!" Rarity said. "I can't, that's impossible!" thought Derpy. "THIS IS ALSO WHY WE SHOULD ONLY TAKE THE TRAIN! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" screamed Crimson Lake. The gang also saw Slender Man's head appeared on the wall. "AAAAHH! SLENDER MAN!" cried Scootaloo. "Do think this ride's appropriate for colts and fillies?" Apple Bloom asked. "I really doubt it, sis!" Applejack thought. It also showed a snake jumping at the camera. "AAAAAAAAHHHH!" the gang screamed in fear. "TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!" cried Pinkie Pie. "I can't stop it in the middle of the ride, Pinkie Pie." Derpy responded. And it showed shark eating a fish on the wall. "We're going too fast!" Twilight exclaimed. "I AGREE, TWILIGHT!" Crimson said as he laid down on Pinkie's lap. "Help me, Pinkie." "STOP THE BOAT! THERES THE EXIT!" Pinkie warned. "I can't! This things to fast!" But just ahead, there was a wall. And the boat was floating down the water tube straight for it.