My little pony: Nature is magicby jonnemanniChaptersWelcome to eguestriaBand JobThe First FightChangeling AttackSombras unfortunate return and deathThe Search for the artifactsThe New Evil"BOOM, IM BACK DUMMY!"many enemys, so many enemys.2 deaths and one romance.rapping against devilRagnarokMetal is magicWelcome to eguestriaMLP:NIM Chapter 1 Part 1: Welcome to Equestria Hi, i'm Joni, a 14 year old gamer and brony from Finland. I´m walking to home with my best friend Jeremy. I have way shorter road home then he so we will be departing soon. We are talking about how cool it would be to get to Equestria. We both agree on that it would be the best thing ever. I depart from him for the final stretch of land between me and my home. When i get home i sit to my computer to play DarkRp. at 8:00 I go eat a sandwich, brush my teeth and go to sleep. I wake up falling down to a lake and I hear screaming behind me, i look behind and see my two best friends Jeremy and Roni, there's also my girl friend Janna. When we hit water I pull all of us to dry land and leave my friends to recover from the small shock and start investigating our location. Soon my friends get up and we start going around trying to find out where we are. Janna spots a village quite far away, luckily i have my Bazooka scope with me and i start examining the village from far away. Soon i understand where we are and i say to Jeremy: ¨the best thing has happened¨. Jeremy starts celebrating like a 6 year old at the top of sugar high. I say to my friends: ¨welcome to equestria. Part 2: Meet The Pony's. I´m still looking at the village with my scope. I spot a Diamond Dog carrying Sweetie Belle and running from Rarity. I start chasing down the Diamond Dog and I am able to get close enough to tackle the Diamond Dog and free Sweetie Belle. When I was done with giving a beating to the Diamond Dog, I introduced me and my friends to Rarity and Sweetie Belle. They lead us to Ponyville. When we got to Ponyville, Jeremy left to see his waifu Rainbow Dash, and Roni left to Sweat Apple Acres. Me, Janna and Sweetie left to Sugar Cube corner to see Pinkie. When we got to Sugar Cube Corner, Pinkie came out like a super charged Ping Pong ball, knocked me down and got one my big belly. ¨hi, Pinkie Pie¨ I said to Pinkie. ¨Hey, how do you know my name¨ Pinkie asked. ¨Lets just say i have been a ghost here for quite a while¨ I answered. Pinkie zoomed back in and we followed and started to get to know each other (mainly them me and Janna). Meanwhile at sweat apple acres. Roni is going to sweet apple acres with Rarity. When they got there, AJ asks ¨what in tarnation is that following you, rarity?¨ ¨First, couple things, one, its a he and two he´s name is Roni¨. Answered Rarity. ¨Its ok Rarity¨ said Roni ¨it seems you are hard at work, i think i could help¨ he continued while climbing into a tree and started dropping apples into baskets under the tree. meanwhile at RD´s house. ¨Rainbow Dash, you there?¨ shouted Jeremy ¨Yeah I am, But who are you and how do you know my name?¨ shouted RD while coming down. ¨my name is Jeremy, and lets just say i have been ghosting here and there.¨ Jeremy answered. (at 7:00 at sugar cube corner when we have met the rest of mane 6 and CmC) ¨well, where do we live?¨ Janna asked. ¨I think we should get everybody on Ponyville to help¨ I answered. ¨Good idea Joni¨ AJ answered ¨lets get them build tomorrow.¨ she continued. Part 3: lets build the houses! I woke up at the library on a sofa Janna next to me on the floor and there's no sign of Jeremy and Roni. ¨today its time to build the houses¨ i thought to myself. at that moment Janna woke up and Twi came down stairs ¨good morning¨ Twi said. ¨good morning¨ me and Janna answered. ¨Do you know where Roni and Jeremy are?¨ I asked. ¨they are at sweet apple acres¨ Janna answered. ¨lets go get them and report the major so we can actually get all the help we can¨ I said. ¨OK¨ Janna said. as me and Janna were walking to sweet apple acres, we see Roni and Jeremy next to the mayors office. when we get there we go in to report our idea and the mayor accepts it and we select where our houses will be built ¨I'll be with Joni¨ informs Janna. Roni goes close to sweet apple acres, i go become neighbor for sugar cube corner and Jeremy goes under RD's house. ¨ok, lets get to work!¨ I say. (at Joni's house 6:07 pm) ¨its all done!¨ I inform the ones who helped us ¨THIS CALLS FOR A PARTY!!!¨ pinkie pie comes in and fires the party cannon, and we party all night. Part 4: A unexpected surprise. Janna wakes me up at our house and i go out to see what the cutie mark crusaders are doing. At their base, i see them trying to earn their cutiemarks. ''so, what are you trying this time?'' I ask. ''We are trying to make some paintings''. Apple bloom answers. ''OK'' I say and leave. later that day, i start feeling a bit odd and I pass out. I wake up the next morning i wake up to see I am at the local hospital. ''What happened''. ''I don know'' Answers a doctor to my left. ''When you were passed out, you were got here and your friend told me you started becoming smaller really fast, the same happened to the other humans'' a doctor to my right says. I fall asleep and when i wake up, i feel weird, like i would be in a different body. I see a green colored filly and a red and dark yellow colt to my left and a light yellow and lighting blue colt to my right. ''You finally woke up'' said the filly in Janna's voice. ''We were waiting for hours'' says the yellow and blue colt in Roni's voice. ''I take a look at my hands, which are actually no longer hands, they're hooves. Soon i realize what happened and say to my self ''Were turned to ponies!''. '' no Shit Sherlock'' says Jeremy in his red and yellow body. Band JobMLP:NIM Chapter 2 Part 1 When we got out of the hospital, I realized that none of us had pony names nor cutiemarks '' guys, two things, firstly we need different names, as we are ponies now, and second, I think that we should join the CmC to try and get our cutiemarks'' i tell everybody ''I agree'' says Aaron. '' I shall name my self Flash Freeze'' I say. ''i'm rosebud'' says Janna with a kitty face. ''i'm blaze phase...'' says Jeremy with a little bit awkward expression. ''i'm... thunder claw...'' says Roni. ''OK... TO PONYVILLE!'' I command ''YES SIR!!'' others shout. (at Ponyville) ''hey, who are those new ponies?'' pinkie shouts as she spots us. '' we aren´t new, its us, Joni, Roni, Jeremy and Janna''. ''oh OK'' pinkie answers. ''but call us flash freeze, thunder claw, blaze phase and rosebud. in the same order as a I last said our first names''. ''okie dokie lokie!'' pinkie answers. ''lets go tell the CmC and others of Mane 6 that we have changed'' i say. ''remember that we are going to join the CmC too'' rosebud reminds. ''yeah, I did remember that all this time though'' I say to rosebud. (later, at the CmC club house as we have introduced our new names and looks to everybody we know) ''ok, so you want to join?'' Scootaloo asks ''Yes'' Blaze phase answers ''Lets just add you to the list, Flash freeze the 14 year old unicorn, Blaze phase the 13 year old Pegasus, Rosebud the 13 year old unicorn, and Thunder claw the 13 year old earth pony'' Apple bloom says as she writes our names and which type of ponies we are in a book. ''OK, now you are officially part of the cutie mark crusaders!'' Scootaloo says. ''OK, hey guys, lets go to see RD and AJ'' I say to Rosebud, Blaze phase and Thunder claw. ''yes sir!'' they answer. Part 2 (at RD's house) ''hey, RD, are you there?!?'' I shout. ''Yeah, i am, what do you want?'' RD shouts back ''are you interested into doing a band?'' I ask her. ''actually, yeah I am !'' RD answers and comes down from the clouds. ''k, we got RD, lets go see if AJ is interested'' (at sweet apple acres) ''hey, AJ'' I say ''what, Flash?'' she asks ''would you like to join our band'' I ask her ''well, all the apples have been collected, so OK!'' she answers back. ''great! i know that on the other side of the lake we were at when we first came, there was a small pile of instruments'' I tell to them ''lets go then!'' RD says. (at the small pile of instruments) ''all of these instruments are in perfect shape!'' I inform everybody ''we have 2 electric guitars, a bass guitar, drum set with sticks, a pair of microphones, 3 amps one for bass, 2 for guitar, a synthesizer, a violin, and all the cables we need'' I inform ''ok, Rosebud gets the violin and is the lead female singer, AJ is drums, RD and Blaze phase are on guitars, I take bass and the lead male singer and Thunder claw takes the synthesizer'' I continue ''OK'' everybody else answers. (at my home in my sound proof basement) ''what is our first song?'' AJ asks. ''Mississippi queen'' I answer ''OK'' AJ answers back. ''I have a voice change spell, so I can make my self sound like anybody, and i'm gonna use that on the lead singers'' I say ''lets start practicing, drums don't need that much training...'' I say ''and i'm pretty good on guitar already'' RD disrupts me ''so is Blaze phase'' I tell to RD'' part 3 (months later, nothing interesting happened between here, we are at my basement training and Scootaloo has come to watch) ''OK, i think we are ready to play this song other wise then practice'' i say. ''that was awesome and i agree'' Scootaloo says ''you should play at the school, the school is ending soon of this year, so you playing that on the last day would be awesome'' she continues ''OK'' I say to Scootaloo ''we play this on the last day for this year'' (at the last day of school, in the school) ''OK, lets do this'' i say as we go in to set up our stuff on the last 5 min. ''play!'' and we start playing Mississippi queen, after the song is done, we leave with out saying anything in a smoke bomb cloud Janna had up her sleeve. The First FightMLP:NIM Chapter 3 part 1 It has been two weeks since we played Mississippi queen at the last day of school. we have played quite a bit of songs to the public, including trough fire and flames and devil went down to Georgia. I also become twilights student and have learned some spells, for some reason, all of them are a little bit of ice type even if not intended to... it has been really peace full here, Thunda (thunder claw) is working at sweet apple acres, i'm being thought by twilight, rose bud spends her days mostly with Fluttershy, she has also found out shes basically the Fluttershy of plants, but for some reason, she didn't get her cutie mark from it, but she has picked up a bunch of really old spells with the new skill, and also i have seen blaze (phase) with RD often. i have learned mostly either movement or fighting spells, of course i have learned levitation, but for some reason, instead of it being a magical aura appearing around it, there comes a cold wind to pick it up and keep it in air. I'm with RB (rose bud) under a tree relaxing when i hear Fluttershy running like a headless chicken from her place. ''what has happened Fluttershy'' I ask her. ''discord is causing chaos again!'' flutter shy shouts in her calm way. ''WHAT! we gotta stop him!'' i shout and start running to flutter shy's place ''WAIT!'' RB shouts and runs after me. part 2 when we reach discord at the town, I charge at him blindly, thinking i could be able to take him down with my pure weight, which could have happened in my old body which was 109 kg. But at this new, lighter body, its never going to happen. instead, he just kicked me off to the side so hard, he knocked me out. RB tried her karate but discord just shrugged each hit off like it was nothing and attacks RB with physical attacks instead of magic. as she is being hit around like a foot ball, a light comes down on her like a bat signal light or something similar. when that happened RB starts floating and she goes ''god mode'' like twilight when she used the elements of harmony the first time or hatched spike from his egg. and then she uses some magic to actually create plants like they would have been camouflaged machine gun turrets waiting in the ground to rise from her command, and with the magic, she is actually able to KILL discord. when i get up, i see discord dead on the ground riddled with poisonous spikes, and RB exhausted and knocked out, with a cutiemark which is a bunch of vines with poison bubbles coming out of them. part 3 I carry her to our house and put her in bed and go tell twilight what has happened, as she hears what happened, she picks up a book, reads it a bit and then looks up to me, but like looking in a void, and then she says: ''the elemental four has arrived with you''. '' what do you mean?'' i ask Twi. '' there is a legend where there will come a new foe who uses the elements of nature to take over the whole world, but there would come four new first non-ponies who the turn into ponies with elemental powers and the team up against the new foe,'' she tells me. ''oh, wow...'' I say. when i'm at my house, Janna wakes up and asks what happened, when i told her what happened, she gets a face like she would have eaten combination of a 10 day old burrito mixed with some moon cheese. and i know how it tastes like thanks to Luna, its terrible. Changeling AttackMLP:NIM Chapter 4 part 1 I'm at my house, it has been a week since Janna killed discord, it hasn't been actually that peaceful, there has been a ton of Ursa mayors and timber wolves appearing and attacking in the town. luckily we have been able to take them down each time they have come. i have learned one new spell in the week, short distance teleportation. by short i mean like 10 meters only, but i'm able to spam it like hell so i can actually travel around pretty fast. Janna has picked up the same spell from her plants. i haven't seen blaze in a while, he has always come to help whenever attackers came by, but since then, when no attackers have been seen in days, he has disappeared like sand in the wind. I hear a march far away like there would be a army coming here. i go to the roof of my house with my bazooka scope and check around, then i see a black pony army but when i zoom in, its actually a army of changelings. they stop pretty far away and start building a camp. i go tell twilight and the mayor of this and they both freak out. i tell twilight to tell Celestia and the mayor to evacuate the citizens. part 2 it has been a week since the changelings came and they have been sending scouts and spy's in the town, each one came, each one died by my hoof. i hear a familiar voice in the camp which seems to be rallying the troops, i got to the highest roof and see its chrysalis rallying them ''WHAT! she is supposed to be dead'' twilight says when i tell her about chrysalis. then i hear a ton of hoof steps running this way, the changelings are attacking. luckily celestias reinforcements just arrived in the town and they now attack back to defend the town. i go in with a sword i forged my self and start massacring the goddamn tiny cheese legs. heads are dropping, bodies are falling down like leaves in fall. ''if i kill the one who creates these and commands them, i might be able to stop the whole attack'' i think to my self and start going further back in the enemy front line. when i get behind the enemy front line, i make a run in the camp. when i get in chrysalises hut, i see pinkie pie and RD there, decapitated, well i thought it was the real, but i didn't know it yet, they were both clones created in the pool where pinkie once went like a thousand times, but i didn't know it, yet. when i saw them both, i got enraged but chrysalis wasn't there, so i started searching the camp for her, and i end up finding blaze locked up in a cage, when i tell him RD is dead, he got so angry, he melted the cage and set the wooden pedestal he was on fire, and he was in there like it would have been nothing. ''NOBODY kills RD with out getting at least over killed!'' he says in his anger. ''and she is so dead, there wont be even a smell of her after we are done with her'' i say in mine. part 3 we go back to her tent where we find her sitting on the throne when we come in, i attack her and tuxes remix of this day area starts playing, and i start singing in the same vocal timing: ''this day has been made into a hell, and now, you shall pay for what you have done, every pony will gather round, as i hold your head, with a bloody mess! YOU'RE DEAD!'' and it changes to dubstep and i charge on her and start attacking her like it would be last thing i could do before i die. when the song calms down the first time, chrysalis sings the same way as i did: ''you cannot stop me.this day i will not fall. i'm not here for the land but instead i'm here for revenge, i will get what i want i will kill her, and you will never stop me" she goes silent, and when dubstep starts as Blaze comes to take my place, he is so mad even a slight touch of his hoof gives her at least mark 5 burn. as it turns into an orchestra song for the last time, blaze starts singin: ''THE MOMENT HAS ARRIVED, FOR YOU TO BE THE DEAD GUY! OH THE THINGS YOU WILL SUFFER BEFORE YOU WILL DIE, NOW YOU MUST DIE'' then we both go god mode, i freeze her, blaze melts her body with the clump of ice, and we both get our cutie marks, for me its a icicle, for him, its a blue flame. Sombras unfortunate return and deathMLP:NIM chapter 5 part 1 as we left the camp, there was a little bit of changelings left, i had the chrysalis head with me and so i threw it in the middle of them and they fled. when i got the head i Carried it to my home and put it on the wall like a trophy. I told what happened to Twi and she was shocked. I decided to make a party for the victory, and so, i made a huge feast, made a meat table cause for some reason, my digestive system has only become smaller, but not changed in any other way. after the feast was done at late at night, everybody went to sleep, the invite list is here: Mane 6. CmC. All the guards that were there fighting. My friends from human world. that was actually quite a lot of guests, mostly guards, but still, it was a lot. part 2 it has been about a week since the changelings attacked and me and blaze killed chrysalis. RB has been alone in the forest a lot, i have been under Twi's learning hoof. Thunda has gotten couple of free weeks. and blaze has been a lot with RD, again. no attacks have been happening. i have learned long range teleport and how to create explosion out of thin air, for me, its a explosion of sharp ice shards. one day me and my friends from human world were invited to crystal kingdom. and we go there. when we land on front of cadences castle, she is there with Shining armor, waiting for us. we step forward and we bow to her, she is royal after all, not the princess where i live, but is still one. she tells me we get to be a week here, living in their castle. '' so honeymoon is over, right, cause if not, i don't want to see ANY of that, well, you know what.'' she gets a surprised look on her face and asks '' do you really know about that?'' ''yes, me, and almost all of my friends in my world, which are all of my age, know about it, and couple of them have actually done it, including me'' i tell right in her face. she gets even more surprised look on her face and then says ''ok.. well lets show you your rooms'' we go in the castle and she shows the ways to our rooms. me and RB are in the same room. blaze is on the right, Thunda on the left side room. ''ok, now you can go, also, have these, the will grant free access to any place.'' as she gives us some cards. we leave the castle and we start exploring the place. on the 3rd day i see some smoke from my window in a far distance, on 6th day, the smoke is next to the castle. part 3 on the 7th day. we come to the castle from a local shop to see that the smoke is actually king sombra and his men that are attacking, we go in and start protecting the castle from the remaining men out side and when they are taken out, we go in to start a slaughter. later, me and RB have ran out of energy and have to retreat to our rooms. luckily, i have learned a spell that i can use to barricade the door, and so i do that. Blaze has retreated to his room, as he has ran out of energy too. Thunda is going to throne room, and sees that cadence and shining armor have been knocked out. he charges at sombra and is smart, unlike me, and uses his electric dash to go trough sombra and hurt him a bit. he starts punching away with some electrical punches. he gets a hit to the face real hard, and a hit to the... male only weak spot. as that happens, he turns to god mode and OBLITERATES sombra with a thunder shock so powerful. it disables all the still living sombra's men, and it gives the guards free kills. when we come out to the throne room. we see that both cadence and shining armor have recovered, but Thunda passed out. we carry him to the hospital and have him cured, then we go back to Ponyville. The Search for the artifactsMLP:NIM Chapter 6 part 1 me, RB, Blaze and Thunda left to search for the artifacts. we got a map from the book that shows where the said artifacts are. we first retrieve my artifact as it is furthest away. is seems to be about 100-150 km away, which actually isn't that far away cause i learned a way to teleport 6 ponies for the short distance, again, spammable like hell. so we arrive at the place the next day. part 2: the shield of ice as we got to the top of the mountain where the first artifact is, there is actually a temple, we go in, and get presented with a trap right away, simple, but effective one, a wall that shoots icicles when you step on the floor. we get trough that with the help of the teleport. we see a huge hall, which has four ways to go, we all spread out so we can find the artifacts as fast as possible. BLAZE PHASE: as the whole temple is made of ice, each trap Blaze goes trough just melts down. he soon falls into a dead end and a another way to go, the ground rumbles and a boulder falls down and tries to roll blaze over and turn him into a red, hairy, pancake. he gets away by using he's really fast flight skills, as the boulder is made of rock and cannot be melt. ROSE BUD: she finds a assortment of puzzles instead of traps, she solves each one with ease. the last one activates a hole under her to open and she slides down outside. THUNDA: Thunda doesn't have much force against him, no traps, no puzzles, but the place is a maze. he steps from a dead end to another, until he steps into one that drops him outside right onto blaze. FLASH FREEZE: my problem is puzzles and traps, spike ceilings, spike walls, jigsaw puzzles, button puzzles, anything you can imagine, its there. well i go trough the last door, and the artifact i find seems to be some kind of shield, which seems to be made of ice and is ripping off captain america! as i take it, a slide drops me down on the front of the temple and we got the first artifact. part 3: the repeater of fire we go to the next temple, where should be Blaze's artifact, its close to the top of a active volcano. we go in and no traps are shown right away. we step on a pressure pad which activates a wave of shooting walls, and they all shoot immediately when deployed. it keep teleporting us forward, up, down, left, right, the place is like irl bowsers castle, enemy's, traps, anything which needs precise movement. we are barely able to make it to the last door, and inside there is a dragon. the dragon wakes up and starts attacking us, like it would be protecting the next artifact. i try to freeze its flame but its way too hot for me to handle, RB is not able to do anything cause the floor is made of stone, Thunda tries to get a attack on it, but it always seems to be blocked off by the scales. Blaze tries to out flame the dragon but instead he starts burning himself. for some reason, the dragons fire doesn't hurt him at all and so he charges at the dragon, he hits the belly of the beast and is able to flee with a strong burn. we get the fire artifact, which is like a combination of a crossbow and a Gatling-gun, eight barrels, made like they would be part of a cross bow, he tryes it out and it actually uses fire as ammo. i try out my shield too, it throw it and it comes back like a boomerang, also it doesn't melt even in this heat. part 4: the whip of electricity as we go to the third temple, which is second closes to Ponyville, around 50 km away. the place is filled with metal bars, machines, which seems to be from the human world and even more traps. the traps are easy to get trough but when we got rid of them, Thunda needs to go alone cause the only way to the next room is zapping trough a metal bar. as he enters the next room, it splits into two paths, he takes the one going left, and finds a complex, electricity using machinery, he starts zapping trough it and is able to figure out that the machine is a generator, he is able to give it enough starting electricity to power it up and open a door. he goes trough the door and finds him self in a changing maze, he just starts zipping trough it and is easily able to find the way out, he goes out and finds himself in the room where the cross roads are. he goes the other way and he finds a puzzle, as he completes it, it opens a door where the next artifact is, a metal stick and shards, he picks up the stick and it charges it self from Thunda and take the shards with electricity and starts working like a whip, he gets out where we are waiting and he show's the artifact to the rest of us. part 5: the Bo of grass as we go in the last temple, it starts with a really tricky puzzle, which i am able to solve with a little bit of a hassle. the next room is FULL of puzzles, puzzle here, there, anywhere! RB starts solving the puzzles as fast as i eat ice cream, and trust me, it takes about half a minute for me to eat a ice cream stick, and a full for a cone. she solves them in no time and we get in the final chamber, which is full of timber wolves. they attack us and seems to be immune against physical, ice, fire and electric attacks, RB brings out a bunch of her turret plants which take them down with one hit. they are no more really soon and we are able to get the last artifact, a Bo staff. as we get to home, we show the artifacts to Twi and she sends a letter to Celestia telling we have collected the four artifacts. The New EvilOn thing before we start a new chapter of My little pony: Nature is magic, im using a new typing software, so less typos yeey, if you are intrested, its called open office. MLP:NIM Chapter 7 PART 1 I'm learning new spells from Twi, now mostly the ones that are used outside of combat I have learned a lot of new combat spells too, the whole list of my combat spells start here: Magic missile, Energy beam, meteor rain, Boulder toss, Ice age, eruption, Hyper beam and lastly, one of the strongest of black magic: the SUPER NOVA. So if somebody stands in my way, they are dead. RB has mostly been with Fluttershy as she has started working at Fluttershy's pet shop. Thunda has been at the local school, and he is being a BAWS there. Blaze has been learning weather control and karate from RD. PART 2 I'm going home from Twilight's lesson, I learned how to transport more then one pony in a long range teleport. I see a portal from far away and i take a look at it with my scope. There come out humans with black and red mark IV armor from halo! I see that they have pretty much everything from halo, shotgun, assault rifle, spartan laser, sniper, you name it. They also have the Nazi sign on their shoulders, i don't think they are here to befriend the ponies. I go there with a white piece of cloth hanged on a stick and they still start shooting me, i take them out with meteor rain, i look in the portal and see some schematics next to the machine that creates the portal, i nab them and see they are the mark IV armor, mark VI armor which is better in every way, but it costs more. Assault rifle, plasma grenade, sniper rifle, some kind of shield, gravity hammer, energy sword , Gatling gun and spartan laser. Luckily i can read them with no problem and i can design version of these anypony can wear, so they don't need some super skeleton or anything. I also have all the materials needed to create a set of stuff for six ponies. So i get to work at my home. PART 3 It has been a day since the halo Nazis came, i'm pretty quick at making stuff and so i was able to create stuff for six ponies, i chose the ones to be my 3 friends from human world, AJ and RD. I created a gravity hammer, 5 assault rifles, a ton of plasma grenades, i upgraded the ice shield with the shield technology i nabbed from there, 5 mark IV armors one on mark VI armor, a energy sword, a Gatling gun and a spartan laser, and a sniper rifle. All except blaze get assault rifle and mark IV armor, RB gets sniper, AJ gets laser, Thunda gets Gatling gun, I get the shield and sword, RD get grenades and Blaze gets the gravity hammer and mark VI armor. PART 4 The Nazi's have been sending spy's all the effing time, but i have been able to get every single one. It has been few weeks since i created the equipment for my friends and i hear steady marching for the area the portal is. I look there with my scope and its the Nazi's, now readying a attack, luckily i have been able to upgrade everything i created and so, the armors are now mark IX and XI. And all the weapons are plasma versions with unlimited ammo. They charge at us but me, RB, Blaze, Thunda, RD and AJ are there defending this world, I am turning the enemy's into sliced piles of meat and metal with a sword and shield, AJ is over killing them with the spartan plasma laser, Thunda is doing pretty much the same with a Gatling gun, Blaze is making them fly with his hammer, and RB is far away sniping them with piercing bullets. Its like MvM with halo mixed in. PART 5 They in the end stop sending the troops and we go in the portal to take them out, we see a bunch of scientists, which when they see us, start running away, we kill them before they start a alert and this turns into a stealth mission. I put on metal gear music in our radio and start leading our squad like we would be a bunch of ghost troops invading a base. There are small bunches of guards with no armor and simple pistols and so, i take them down with my sword silently. Soon we get in the leaders room and its one of my old school bully's all grown up; Miki the mother fucking cock sucking shit eating piss drinking gay scat freak. PART 6 Miki sounds off the alarm and starts calling in some troops with Gatling guns and mark VI armor, but Blaze ''flips their pancakes'' and makes the go high. Miki jumps behind his throne and comes from there in a effing mech suit and i put the song ''devil went down to Georgia'' GH 3 version playing so that he can hear it too, the guitar solo play's and i start singing ''so why u gotta have this world to rule? Why the charge and attack? Why u don't want peace?'' i sing and then he starts singing right after me ''cause i need resources and your world is perfect for that. I want that land cause it has gems a LOT!'' he stops and i start ''well you know what, you cant have it, so don't you dare to try or i turn you into dust. That world is full of citizens which i care about'' i stop and RB starts singing '' why don't you go space travel cause i hear there's a diamond planet.'' RB sings and Thunda starts ''Go fly cause your gonna go high and your gonna regret the the world so bye!'' and we stop singing. He has his own versions of our weapons and we start attacking him, we cannot damage him for some reason. Soon i realize this is the evil talked about in the prophecy. I leave them there and go get everybody else's sacred weapons. I come back soon and give the weapons to their respective owners. AJ and RD retreat back to equestria as we start taking him down, we are able to fiddle his health down bit by bit. He has 5 thousand hp left as we start our final attack. Thunda straps Miki's mech and makes it fall down exposing the glass between us and him. Blaze starts his Gatling gun to start raping the glass with fire bolts, RB brings up as many turrets plants as possible, and Thunda starts combo'ing the shit out of his attacks on the glass. I jump high and start coming down shield first in high speeds. As i crash on the glass it breaks and Miki is blasted from his seat. PART 7 Miki starts morphing and he turns out to be the devil himself. We are all transported to hell and i am given my bass and devil grabs his own, he starts playing solos and they start damaging me, i start playing my own solos and they damage him. These are parts we used as solos, D means devil did it, FF means i played that part. Part of reds theme from pokemon HG and SS FF. Wily machine from megaman9 D. Greedy gamer from Ristar FF. Final gauntlet part 2 from contra 3 D. The almighty form persona 4 FF. Hag-1 from banjo-tooie D. Elite four from pokemon B and W. The end solo of devil went down to georgia D. Soon, my band joins in as he is almost dead, im in pretty rough shape too. We play His world from sonic 06 and we kill him. After that we are transported to equestria and there are made statues of me, RB, Thunda and Blaze. We live in equestria happily ever after. ''THIS IS NOT OVER YET'' Devil shouts and his hand comes back up from hell to equestria. "BOOM, IM BACK DUMMY!"MLP:NIM CHAPTER 8 PART 1 As we got back to equestria, Celestia invited me to her castle along with my friends who accompanied me in the last fight, RB, Thunda and Blaze. So we go there and she says we can be here for a full week. We agree and we go there, Celestia shows us our rooms and we start unpackaging our stuff. When we are ready we go to the town and it seems that we are treated like the biggest celebrities in the world. We go to a local restaurant and our food come in really fast, like in just ten minutes or something, and they are perfect. After that we go exploring the city once more and we see somebody following us. I say my friends to stay and i go after the one following us, he is faster then me but i just spam my short teleport to get in front of him and he bumps into me, he falls and his mask flies off. It seems to be somebody who i don't know and the he try's to kill me with a knife, a ice beam and he becomes frozen. I get him to the guards and unfreeze him and teleport back to my friends. PART 2 When i get to my friends, i tell them what happened and we start going around again. Soon the sky darkens like it would become night with out the moon and we see a flying chariot in the sky, Blaze goes up there and as soon as he gets to level with the chariot, he gets blast down by the rider of the chariot, he is able to tell that its the devil before he passes out. Devil is heading to the castle with a flying lock of demons behind him, i get my friends there and Blaze to hospital. PART 3 When me, Blaze and RB get there, the Devil has already got to the throne room and the demons have died. I get to the throne room as fast as i can and he has almost taken out Luna and Celestia. He finishing them off until i shoot a ice beam on his back, freezing him and then Thunda does a round house kick on him., but he doesn't break, only the ice. As he turns around at us, he starts attacking the second he sees us. He tries to hit us with the same blast that got blaze off guard but its too slow to get us. I start blasting him with meteor rains and boulder throws. Thunda tries to zap trough Devil but he is able to take Thunda before he turns into electricity and punches him so hard, he passes out. Janna tries her turrets on Devil but it doesn't work and she gets knocked out as well. She is bleeding so hard, i think she is dead and i use super nova on him. It does no damage but the recoil is high for me and i get almost killed. He comes close to finish me off but the Blaze comes in, sees what happened and out of pure rage, he casts fire blast on devil, which actually heals him. Devil hits me so that i get to the point where even a slight bump could kill me and Blaze thinks i'm dead already. He gets depressed cause he thinks i died and the rage comes back, guadripled and he casts ice age on the devil, wihch almost kills him. After that, Blaze heals me, RB and Thunda and we deliver the final blow, combination of Ice age, Super nova, Poison back stab and Thunder storm. As the devil is truly dead now, we hold a concert to where we play all the songs that played in our journey. Every, single, one of them. The end?.... nah, gotta keep this party going! many enemys, so many enemys.MLP:NIM CHAPTER 9 PART 1 We have defeated the devil, chrysalis, a army of halo soldiers, discord, sombra and a all their minions... we have fought a lot in a unusually short span of time. But we have returned to normal life, I hope at least. I have learned a spell which i can use to turn me and my friends forms between human and pony at will, which has come in handy already i have turned 15 years old, RB is 14 now too. I have been also learning boxing from RD really fast, i am already able to beat Big mac in a fight. I wake up one day and i start walking around the town, AJ and Rarity come down, really sad for some reason. ''whats the matter?'' I ask them. ''our little sister have been kid napped, all of them'' Rarity says. ''do you know where?'' i ask them. ''no'' they all answer. I remember seeing a cave where the diamond dog which i beat up fled. I Go there and hear all of the CmC screaming somewhere along the lines of this: ''PLEASE STOP, IT HURTS!'' i think the first thing in my mind is happening, i go in furious and, as i guessed, they are being RAPED by the diamond dogs. I turn my self human and start beating the dogs up so bad, what i did to the devil is not even close to the thing which i did to the D-dogs. I untie and get them cleaned in the lake nearby and carry them to their respective big sisters, i tell all of them what happened and they all reacted differently, Rarity passed out, AJ's iris'es became tiny and Cheerilee went into a shock jaw wide open. PART 3 I'm at sugar cube with RB. We are talking about what happened earlier today. Somebody sneaks up behind me with a knife and tries to back stab me, i turn around and round house kick him to the ground. I pull of his mask, its a stallion with green fur and wine red mane, with a hammer as a cutie mark. He takes out a sword and tries to kill me, when i am able to take his weapon off and make him so he cannot move other then his head. I ask him why is he attacking. ''its a job i got from some black alicorn who is full of holes'' i let him leave and when i realize who he was talking about, i'm impressed how she can comeback so many effing times. PART 4 I ask the stallion who tried to kill me where is the one he got his job from, he tells me from a camp far away, he shows the area on the map and then i go there, in my human form, with the energy blade and the energy ice shield. I go to the camp and see, there are a ton of robots from Mann VS machine. I am able easily take them down as they do not have any weapons. I go to the biggest tent and see its chrysalis... again! I ask her how did she come back and she tells me ''while you can destroy my mortal being, thou cant destroy the spectral one'' i wonder what that means, and then attack her. Her theme in fighting is magic starts playing. She is able to swipe of my weapons and i am able to cut her horn, its turns into a fist VS hoof fight. I have my boxing, she seems to have Thai boxing. She also turns herself to be a human version of herself so its actually a good ol' fist fight, punches are given left and right, she is fast, but i'm able to take every punch with no problem, i hit her rarely, but when i do, it hurts her like hell as she is not able to take it that well. I am able to knock her out, take my sword and stab it trough her many times. ''if she still comes back, i need to make some unlicensed proton accelerators and beams'' i say to my self, take my shield and leave back to Ponyville. 2 deaths and one romance.MLP:NIM CHAPTER 10 PART 1 I'm at the CmC base with me, my friends, and the CmC. I see something flying really fast at Ponyville and its not a pony, i got to the town with Blaze and see its Gilda, she seems to have a blood thirsty expression, like she would want somebody dead, i tell Blaze to go and tell to RD and start stalking the goddamn griffon. After a while of stalking, i see her go in sugar cube corner, i go in too. ''hello, you piece of shit no good griffon, known as Gilda'' i say to her. ''how in the fucking world do you know my name'' she asks. ''I thank RD about that information, and now, why are you here?'' i ask her. ''you don't need to know that fully, only that its a thing between me and that pink faggot'' she answers. ''if you are planning blood revenge, you need to get over me first!'' i shout. Pinkie pie comes in and Gilda charges at her, i take Gilda from her leg, turn human and upper cut her. ''what! How did you stay awake, my upper cut has always knocked someone out, well, there is a first for everything'' i say and start beating up Gilda while i hold her from her neck. She is able to get off and the attacks me immediately. She tries everything she has, but they do nothing. I start beating up Gilda the most brutal way from the shear hatred i have on her cause of her first episode. ''this is for messing with my waifu!'' i say to her and then round house kick her so that she knocks out. ''he is not the only one who is bad ass at round house kicking'' i say to my self and then throw her out side. PART 2 When i come out, i see discord, RB, Blaze and Thunda. I notice that my friends are discorded. When discord snaps his fingers, RB, Blaze and Thunda attack me with all they got, RB is using her plants, which i freeze immediately. Thunda tries to zap through but it doesn't do anything to me, Blaze is in for hoof to hoof combat and uses his taikwondo he knew from the human world. I'm first able to knock out RB with a rock throw. After that, down goes Thunda cause he tried to zap trough me but i put up a rock on the way. Lastly its a melee fight between me and Blaze, we both are doing great but in the end, i'm able to over power him with superior defense and stamina. PART 3 Twi comes and uses the memory spell on my friends, then she gets them to hospital. I can see discord in the distance and teleport to him, before he can teleport away, i grab him and we both teleport to the same place, we teleport to the place where the CmC got raped. ''i'm the one behind all what has happened to you and your friends here'' discord says with a chilled smile on his face, like he would be high on bong or something. After that, when i realise he was behind the CmC rape too, i get so mad at him, i passively turn to human and start beating him up like i would be discorded derpy. After im'0 done with the beating, i pull out a shot gun which i carry always with me and blast his face off. ''TAKE THAT YOU MOTHER FUCKER!'' i shout at him. PART 4 I go to Ponyville and inform that discord is dead. I go to sugar cube corner and i see Blaze and RD in the same table, like they would have a date. I go to the table next to them unnoticed and start listening, i order some hot chocolate and a ''Runebergin torttu'' which is a baked good from Finland, i gave the recipe to the cakes so they could sell it, as it is one of the most delicious things in the effing world. I start listening and as i guessed, they are on a date. After i have eaten the ''Runebergin torttu'' i leave and say to hi to them, and show them a mark i heard all they said. They both blush and then i leave home. rapping against devilMLP:NIM CHAPTER 11 PART 1 I'm at the crystal kingdom on a band tour with RD, AJ, RB, Blaze and Thunda. We are playing all kinds of songs, the ones we played on our journey., new ones, old ones, everything. We have a lot of songs cause of the shear amount in the journey against devil. We have arrived at the town where cadence's castle is at and we have the biggest gig here, two days and around 100 songs to play, so that's a lot. But we do get payed really good amount too for this, at it is cadence who invited us to this tour. We have played new songs like ''tattered eyes'' and ''schools out''. We actually came a day too early so we have two days to have fun. And so we go around the town seeing if anything has changed. The place where that one pony tried to kill me, he is now working at that place. I go there and ask how it has been, he tells me it has been mostly work, all kinds of job, from a coin shiner to a one day mob boss, he has done everything you could imagine. I order a muffin to all of our band members and then leave. PART 2 I'm at the local night club where vinyl scratch is the DJ tonight. I've learned how to play dubstep with a guitar and a bass guitar. She seems to have a guitar there. i ask her if i could join in free styling and and she agrees. I take the guitar in stealth and plug it in. She introduces me and i start playing the start from devil went down to Georgia. After that start is done she continues to play music and i free style in. The next day i wake up at my hotel room and i go out side to see whats happening. I see the devil really high up but he seems to have a white flag. I take it as a peace treaty and i nod my head as agreement, he pulls the flag in and then uses some type of portal. Probably the one which leads to hell. Cadence said at the club last night she would like to meet me at her castle and i go there, the guards let me in and lead me to the throne room where cadence and shining armor are waiting. I see blue blood next to a wall and then cadence welcomes me into her castle, she told me the devil wants to meet me at the concert today. I tell her that i met him today earlier and he told me he came in peace. She says that's not true and that he wants to kill me, but she also told me that the devil has only one way of attacking anymore and that is in rap battles. I tell her that i'm my bands rapper and that i have beat him in a bass guitar battle, then i leave. PART 3 Its the concert and its on the final stretch then i hear something coming down here. Its the devil and he comes crashing down. He told me he wants a rap battle and i agree with that. I let him start he gets it going like nothing else: ''you know this retard who says he is master of ice, yeah, probably spice ice. He is just a hag with no swag and filled with kag, he dosnt have power cause he is a abomination made by a combination of a Nazi and a loser. He is guite smart but most of the things he knows are tid bits here and there. And look at him, he could easily win Celestia in a cake eating contest!''. With every rhyme, he did damage to me, when u understood that, The beat drops and i start rapping. ''you say i'm a hag and a fat ass, well you are a fag, a slave which cannot fit in to a bus sized bag! You are like the joker! Always playing poker and most of the time broke, like your mom!'' after i'm done, he is almost dead, probably hasn't fully healed himself from the last encounter. I let Blaze to finish him off. ''your a mother fucking scat freak, a cock sucking piss drunk, a Nazi and you also seem to suck at yahtsee!'' Blaze finishes devil off and he is sent to hell again. RagnarokMLP:NIM Chapter 12 PART: 1 It has been few years since i beat the devil in a rap battle.i have been going around, playing tours and gigs with my band all around Eguestria. I'm 16, Blaze is 16. RB is 15 and Thunda is 15. I have heard rumors about that Blaze and RD are going to get married soon, which could be possible when looking back on those few years. I have learned almost all the spells twilight knows, also, all the mane six, for some reason, haven't aged at all... which is quite odd. Blaze has been with RD all the time. Thunda has been working at the farm. And RB has come to learn spells from twilight too. PART: 2 I took a look at the prophecy book that twilight looked when me and my friends arrived, i found out that the last battle wwill be between the two princesses, the elemental four and the elements of harmony VS all the big enemys. There will also be a huge army and the leader of the good army will be a good friend of the ice elemental. I hear some rumbling at the distance and then, as it is eight in the evening, i go to sleep. PART: 3 I woke up the next day, when i looked out side, the mane 6, RB, Blaze, Thunda, Luna and Celestia in a open field, waiting for something. When i go out side there are dark clouds. I ask Celestia what is happening and she answers ''Ragnarok''. I understood the thing automatically. The final battle is upon us. PART: 4 I see coming this way: Sombra, Chrysalis, The devil, Copy of nightmare moon, discord and one more which i cannot recognize that well. When they are here i recognize the last one is discorded cadence. Soon i see a army of changelings and diamond dogs coming this way with a normal pony leading them, i also hear marching from my behind the same time. The enemy army is here and behind us appears a army of celestias and Luna's guards. Leading the enemy is discorded shining armor and our army is being led by thankless! PART: 5 The battle starts and the army's charge at each others. Everybody mature from our team decides to take one of the enemies, i'm taking down the devil alone, Thunda is attacking Sombra, RB is taking down discord and Blaze is on chrysalis'es throat. Celestia and Luna are trying to purify Cadence and Thankless is dueling armies with Shining armor, The mane 6 is helping thankless taking down the other army. Soon both armies are dead and its only the big guys left. It becomes a brawl, our own is falling the same tempo the enemy is and. In the end its me VS the devil, he knocks me back so much i'm able to see all the others, dead. I get so raged, i absorb all the others and turn into my human form, i jump high into the air, i come down sonic rainboom speed fist first, when i'm almost at devils face i shout ''THIS IS FOR MY FRIENDS, YOU MOTHER FUCKING SHIT EATING PISS DRINKING COCK SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!'' and pierce his face with my fist. He explodes and everybody are separated. Killing the devil released a lot of life force in the air and all that revives my friends. We went to celebrate the victory and soon we left to a celebratory tour. I also took devils belt which seems to have a buckle that resembles a monsters face. Metal is magicMy little pony: metal is magic PART ONE Its the last gig of my celebratory tour at Canterlots public theater. We are playing the last song: metal cover of this day aria. We play it and i pump up my amp so hard, it makes a girder fall on me. I go unconscious and start bleeding, some blood goes on my new belt buckle and it starts glowing. A portal appears and a monster from it, it ha exhaust pipes and its roar was like a metal singer. It drags my band in a another world. PART TWO I wake up, seeing my bands instruments on some kinds of altars, i wake the others up and we get our instruments. I have my bass, Blaze has a his Guitar, RB has a mic and Thunda only gets his drumsticks. We try them out, my bass sends out shock waves, Blaze's guitar works like a gun with two modes, fast paced solos as a Gatling gun, strong notes as a rocket launcher. RB's singing actually heals my wounds, and lastly Thunda's drumsticks create drum sound on all surfaces and causes colossal damage. We leave the place we are at to search for a place to camp at. The place is like a giant metal album cover, metal is playing all the time in the back round. We see some guys head banging some other dudes to the death. We go there and ask what is happening. ''its the war between metal, punk rock and Death metal'' one of the dudes say. Our band decides to join the metal players. They show us the way to their camp and its filled with a army of few types of troops, head banger's, basic melee, solo'ers, basic range, the jockeys, stealth based tower destroyers, the bassists, ''cavalry'' troops, by cavalry i mean they ride effing motor bikes with two giant back wheels, they are the healers and damage takers. When we learned that they do not have leader, me and my friends hold a conversation about who will be leader. In the end we selected one of us will specialize in one type of troops, i'm take jockeys, Blaze takes solo'ers, Thunda takes head banger's and RB takes the bassists. Then we go to sleep. PART THREE when we wake up, we say to the army our idea and they accept it. So now we are the commanders. We head out for the Punk HQ. When we get there. There is a lot of resistance. All of our own types of troops and two other types. We climb up the enemy HQ and see thankless and some other pony, a blue Pegasus with yellow mane. They both are discorded and hypnotized, its a 2 vs 1 on each of them, and we are able to get them captured, i use two spells on them, one to turn them off discord, other to take off them off of being hypnotized. When thankless comes to hes senses, i ask him how did he get here, he told me he was sucked in the portal with his friend springheel by discord.the blue Pegasus introduces himself and tells us he is not able to fly, just be epic at parkour with his wings. PART FOUR They do remember what discord thought them even when they were hypnotized, so they bring us two new troops, some big guys with fists double the size of their heads, damage absorbing melee damage makers. And they get us to the drummers too, melee AoE damage dealer. We Crash in the leaders door, which is discord, he sent's a whole army of his troops on us, which we are able to take out with no problem thanks to the two new troop types. We fight discord in a 1 v 6 battle to death, we win and we find two new instruments, a synthesizer, which seems to be a buffer/debuffer. And a guitar which has a axe blade on the side and works as a flame thrower. We have conquered a whole army in a day, and if the other army will be as easy, i will be surprised why haven't this team won already. PART FIVE We build troops for a few days and then, we go to the death metal HQ, which is way bigger then the punk rock HQ was. We go in, and are treated with the same troops that we have, but as we have tactical prowess over them, we are able to go trough with out losing too much men. We are able to get to the final hall, which is huge, on the other end, there are dark versions of me, RB, Blaze, Thunda, Thankless and Springheel. both sides let the troops to attack and we see what happens. PART SIX as both of the armies are equal in strength and numbers. its a tie, and so, it becomes a bag of 1 v 1 duels, with music! its the original vs the dark versions. as the fights go on, both teams start losing players until its me vs my dark version, he uses a shock wave to try and make me fall down of my hooves, but instead, i do back flip, i see my friends there. I get furious, i throw away my weapons, turn to human and charge at him with my fist. I punch him so that he sees the same and does the same, and it becomes a boxing match that never ends, but as i see my friends and get memory's, i grow bit by bit stronger then my dark version with no memory's of past. And in the end, i win. The dark bodies disappear and see some kinds of stones be left, i pick them up and as soon as i get close to my friends corpses, they are revived by the odd stones. We get back to the human world by opening a portal by destroying the last stone left and we leave metal to rule that land. PART SEVEN As we get back to Eguestria, i noticed that we biologically aged quite fast in there. I saw that RB was pregnant to me. I go ask Twi about anything of this metal world. She tells me that after that the one of the ice will leave this world with his wife and second best friend, and leaves his only child and best friend to the mortal realm. As Twi says that, RB's child birth starts, we get RB to hospital to give birth to our baby. We take him to our home and soon, Twi comes with a map and the book that told about all the prophecy about us. I read it and see that i would come back in a dire situation with my wife from the other ''realm''. We left our child which we named freeze breeze to Blaze. PART EIGHT We leave for the ''final marathon of blood and bones'' to full fill the prophecy.we go in the midnight to go to the ice temple. When we go, a song starts playing, a metal cover of bloody tears starts playing. We go trough and come across all sorts of enemy's we have fought in the past, timber wolves, changelings and diamond dogs. We go trough and soon we are at the ice temple, when we go in, its just one hall with three dragons in there, a nature, a ice and a thunder dragon. We start the fight and metal cover of the legendary beasts from G/S/C starts playing, we fight the dragons and then start climbing a long stairway to the sky. When we get to the top. The same monster that pulled me in the metal realm comes, flying and calm, me, Thunda and RB climb into its back and it lifts off to Valhalla as metal cover of Mario 64 ending starts playing. As we ascend to Valhalla, me and RB wave to our child and Blaze farewell's. In front of my eyes flash all my memory's of this place ans we get t Valhalla's door and then, we ascend.
Welcome to eguestriaMLP:NIM Chapter 1 Part 1: Welcome to Equestria Hi, i'm Joni, a 14 year old gamer and brony from Finland. I´m walking to home with my best friend Jeremy. I have way shorter road home then he so we will be departing soon. We are talking about how cool it would be to get to Equestria. We both agree on that it would be the best thing ever. I depart from him for the final stretch of land between me and my home. When i get home i sit to my computer to play DarkRp. at 8:00 I go eat a sandwich, brush my teeth and go to sleep. I wake up falling down to a lake and I hear screaming behind me, i look behind and see my two best friends Jeremy and Roni, there's also my girl friend Janna. When we hit water I pull all of us to dry land and leave my friends to recover from the small shock and start investigating our location. Soon my friends get up and we start going around trying to find out where we are. Janna spots a village quite far away, luckily i have my Bazooka scope with me and i start examining the village from far away. Soon i understand where we are and i say to Jeremy: ¨the best thing has happened¨. Jeremy starts celebrating like a 6 year old at the top of sugar high. I say to my friends: ¨welcome to equestria. Part 2: Meet The Pony's. I´m still looking at the village with my scope. I spot a Diamond Dog carrying Sweetie Belle and running from Rarity. I start chasing down the Diamond Dog and I am able to get close enough to tackle the Diamond Dog and free Sweetie Belle. When I was done with giving a beating to the Diamond Dog, I introduced me and my friends to Rarity and Sweetie Belle. They lead us to Ponyville. When we got to Ponyville, Jeremy left to see his waifu Rainbow Dash, and Roni left to Sweat Apple Acres. Me, Janna and Sweetie left to Sugar Cube corner to see Pinkie. When we got to Sugar Cube Corner, Pinkie came out like a super charged Ping Pong ball, knocked me down and got one my big belly. ¨hi, Pinkie Pie¨ I said to Pinkie. ¨Hey, how do you know my name¨ Pinkie asked. ¨Lets just say i have been a ghost here for quite a while¨ I answered. Pinkie zoomed back in and we followed and started to get to know each other (mainly them me and Janna). Meanwhile at sweat apple acres. Roni is going to sweet apple acres with Rarity. When they got there, AJ asks ¨what in tarnation is that following you, rarity?¨ ¨First, couple things, one, its a he and two he´s name is Roni¨. Answered Rarity. ¨Its ok Rarity¨ said Roni ¨it seems you are hard at work, i think i could help¨ he continued while climbing into a tree and started dropping apples into baskets under the tree. meanwhile at RD´s house. ¨Rainbow Dash, you there?¨ shouted Jeremy ¨Yeah I am, But who are you and how do you know my name?¨ shouted RD while coming down. ¨my name is Jeremy, and lets just say i have been ghosting here and there.¨ Jeremy answered. (at 7:00 at sugar cube corner when we have met the rest of mane 6 and CmC) ¨well, where do we live?¨ Janna asked. ¨I think we should get everybody on Ponyville to help¨ I answered. ¨Good idea Joni¨ AJ answered ¨lets get them build tomorrow.¨ she continued. Part 3: lets build the houses! I woke up at the library on a sofa Janna next to me on the floor and there's no sign of Jeremy and Roni. ¨today its time to build the houses¨ i thought to myself. at that moment Janna woke up and Twi came down stairs ¨good morning¨ Twi said. ¨good morning¨ me and Janna answered. ¨Do you know where Roni and Jeremy are?¨ I asked. ¨they are at sweet apple acres¨ Janna answered. ¨lets go get them and report the major so we can actually get all the help we can¨ I said. ¨OK¨ Janna said. as me and Janna were walking to sweet apple acres, we see Roni and Jeremy next to the mayors office. when we get there we go in to report our idea and the mayor accepts it and we select where our houses will be built ¨I'll be with Joni¨ informs Janna. Roni goes close to sweet apple acres, i go become neighbor for sugar cube corner and Jeremy goes under RD's house. ¨ok, lets get to work!¨ I say. (at Joni's house 6:07 pm) ¨its all done!¨ I inform the ones who helped us ¨THIS CALLS FOR A PARTY!!!¨ pinkie pie comes in and fires the party cannon, and we party all night. Part 4: A unexpected surprise. Janna wakes me up at our house and i go out to see what the cutie mark crusaders are doing. At their base, i see them trying to earn their cutiemarks. ''so, what are you trying this time?'' I ask. ''We are trying to make some paintings''. Apple bloom answers. ''OK'' I say and leave. later that day, i start feeling a bit odd and I pass out. I wake up the next morning i wake up to see I am at the local hospital. ''What happened''. ''I don know'' Answers a doctor to my left. ''When you were passed out, you were got here and your friend told me you started becoming smaller really fast, the same happened to the other humans'' a doctor to my right says. I fall asleep and when i wake up, i feel weird, like i would be in a different body. I see a green colored filly and a red and dark yellow colt to my left and a light yellow and lighting blue colt to my right. ''You finally woke up'' said the filly in Janna's voice. ''We were waiting for hours'' says the yellow and blue colt in Roni's voice. ''I take a look at my hands, which are actually no longer hands, they're hooves. Soon i realize what happened and say to my self ''Were turned to ponies!''. '' no Shit Sherlock'' says Jeremy in his red and yellow body.
Band JobMLP:NIM Chapter 2 Part 1 When we got out of the hospital, I realized that none of us had pony names nor cutiemarks '' guys, two things, firstly we need different names, as we are ponies now, and second, I think that we should join the CmC to try and get our cutiemarks'' i tell everybody ''I agree'' says Aaron. '' I shall name my self Flash Freeze'' I say. ''i'm rosebud'' says Janna with a kitty face. ''i'm blaze phase...'' says Jeremy with a little bit awkward expression. ''i'm... thunder claw...'' says Roni. ''OK... TO PONYVILLE!'' I command ''YES SIR!!'' others shout. (at Ponyville) ''hey, who are those new ponies?'' pinkie shouts as she spots us. '' we aren´t new, its us, Joni, Roni, Jeremy and Janna''. ''oh OK'' pinkie answers. ''but call us flash freeze, thunder claw, blaze phase and rosebud. in the same order as a I last said our first names''. ''okie dokie lokie!'' pinkie answers. ''lets go tell the CmC and others of Mane 6 that we have changed'' i say. ''remember that we are going to join the CmC too'' rosebud reminds. ''yeah, I did remember that all this time though'' I say to rosebud. (later, at the CmC club house as we have introduced our new names and looks to everybody we know) ''ok, so you want to join?'' Scootaloo asks ''Yes'' Blaze phase answers ''Lets just add you to the list, Flash freeze the 14 year old unicorn, Blaze phase the 13 year old Pegasus, Rosebud the 13 year old unicorn, and Thunder claw the 13 year old earth pony'' Apple bloom says as she writes our names and which type of ponies we are in a book. ''OK, now you are officially part of the cutie mark crusaders!'' Scootaloo says. ''OK, hey guys, lets go to see RD and AJ'' I say to Rosebud, Blaze phase and Thunder claw. ''yes sir!'' they answer. Part 2 (at RD's house) ''hey, RD, are you there?!?'' I shout. ''Yeah, i am, what do you want?'' RD shouts back ''are you interested into doing a band?'' I ask her. ''actually, yeah I am !'' RD answers and comes down from the clouds. ''k, we got RD, lets go see if AJ is interested'' (at sweet apple acres) ''hey, AJ'' I say ''what, Flash?'' she asks ''would you like to join our band'' I ask her ''well, all the apples have been collected, so OK!'' she answers back. ''great! i know that on the other side of the lake we were at when we first came, there was a small pile of instruments'' I tell to them ''lets go then!'' RD says. (at the small pile of instruments) ''all of these instruments are in perfect shape!'' I inform everybody ''we have 2 electric guitars, a bass guitar, drum set with sticks, a pair of microphones, 3 amps one for bass, 2 for guitar, a synthesizer, a violin, and all the cables we need'' I inform ''ok, Rosebud gets the violin and is the lead female singer, AJ is drums, RD and Blaze phase are on guitars, I take bass and the lead male singer and Thunder claw takes the synthesizer'' I continue ''OK'' everybody else answers. (at my home in my sound proof basement) ''what is our first song?'' AJ asks. ''Mississippi queen'' I answer ''OK'' AJ answers back. ''I have a voice change spell, so I can make my self sound like anybody, and i'm gonna use that on the lead singers'' I say ''lets start practicing, drums don't need that much training...'' I say ''and i'm pretty good on guitar already'' RD disrupts me ''so is Blaze phase'' I tell to RD'' part 3 (months later, nothing interesting happened between here, we are at my basement training and Scootaloo has come to watch) ''OK, i think we are ready to play this song other wise then practice'' i say. ''that was awesome and i agree'' Scootaloo says ''you should play at the school, the school is ending soon of this year, so you playing that on the last day would be awesome'' she continues ''OK'' I say to Scootaloo ''we play this on the last day for this year'' (at the last day of school, in the school) ''OK, lets do this'' i say as we go in to set up our stuff on the last 5 min. ''play!'' and we start playing Mississippi queen, after the song is done, we leave with out saying anything in a smoke bomb cloud Janna had up her sleeve.
The First FightMLP:NIM Chapter 3 part 1 It has been two weeks since we played Mississippi queen at the last day of school. we have played quite a bit of songs to the public, including trough fire and flames and devil went down to Georgia. I also become twilights student and have learned some spells, for some reason, all of them are a little bit of ice type even if not intended to... it has been really peace full here, Thunda (thunder claw) is working at sweet apple acres, i'm being thought by twilight, rose bud spends her days mostly with Fluttershy, she has also found out shes basically the Fluttershy of plants, but for some reason, she didn't get her cutie mark from it, but she has picked up a bunch of really old spells with the new skill, and also i have seen blaze (phase) with RD often. i have learned mostly either movement or fighting spells, of course i have learned levitation, but for some reason, instead of it being a magical aura appearing around it, there comes a cold wind to pick it up and keep it in air. I'm with RB (rose bud) under a tree relaxing when i hear Fluttershy running like a headless chicken from her place. ''what has happened Fluttershy'' I ask her. ''discord is causing chaos again!'' flutter shy shouts in her calm way. ''WHAT! we gotta stop him!'' i shout and start running to flutter shy's place ''WAIT!'' RB shouts and runs after me. part 2 when we reach discord at the town, I charge at him blindly, thinking i could be able to take him down with my pure weight, which could have happened in my old body which was 109 kg. But at this new, lighter body, its never going to happen. instead, he just kicked me off to the side so hard, he knocked me out. RB tried her karate but discord just shrugged each hit off like it was nothing and attacks RB with physical attacks instead of magic. as she is being hit around like a foot ball, a light comes down on her like a bat signal light or something similar. when that happened RB starts floating and she goes ''god mode'' like twilight when she used the elements of harmony the first time or hatched spike from his egg. and then she uses some magic to actually create plants like they would have been camouflaged machine gun turrets waiting in the ground to rise from her command, and with the magic, she is actually able to KILL discord. when i get up, i see discord dead on the ground riddled with poisonous spikes, and RB exhausted and knocked out, with a cutiemark which is a bunch of vines with poison bubbles coming out of them. part 3 I carry her to our house and put her in bed and go tell twilight what has happened, as she hears what happened, she picks up a book, reads it a bit and then looks up to me, but like looking in a void, and then she says: ''the elemental four has arrived with you''. '' what do you mean?'' i ask Twi. '' there is a legend where there will come a new foe who uses the elements of nature to take over the whole world, but there would come four new first non-ponies who the turn into ponies with elemental powers and the team up against the new foe,'' she tells me. ''oh, wow...'' I say. when i'm at my house, Janna wakes up and asks what happened, when i told her what happened, she gets a face like she would have eaten combination of a 10 day old burrito mixed with some moon cheese. and i know how it tastes like thanks to Luna, its terrible.
Changeling AttackMLP:NIM Chapter 4 part 1 I'm at my house, it has been a week since Janna killed discord, it hasn't been actually that peaceful, there has been a ton of Ursa mayors and timber wolves appearing and attacking in the town. luckily we have been able to take them down each time they have come. i have learned one new spell in the week, short distance teleportation. by short i mean like 10 meters only, but i'm able to spam it like hell so i can actually travel around pretty fast. Janna has picked up the same spell from her plants. i haven't seen blaze in a while, he has always come to help whenever attackers came by, but since then, when no attackers have been seen in days, he has disappeared like sand in the wind. I hear a march far away like there would be a army coming here. i go to the roof of my house with my bazooka scope and check around, then i see a black pony army but when i zoom in, its actually a army of changelings. they stop pretty far away and start building a camp. i go tell twilight and the mayor of this and they both freak out. i tell twilight to tell Celestia and the mayor to evacuate the citizens. part 2 it has been a week since the changelings came and they have been sending scouts and spy's in the town, each one came, each one died by my hoof. i hear a familiar voice in the camp which seems to be rallying the troops, i got to the highest roof and see its chrysalis rallying them ''WHAT! she is supposed to be dead'' twilight says when i tell her about chrysalis. then i hear a ton of hoof steps running this way, the changelings are attacking. luckily celestias reinforcements just arrived in the town and they now attack back to defend the town. i go in with a sword i forged my self and start massacring the goddamn tiny cheese legs. heads are dropping, bodies are falling down like leaves in fall. ''if i kill the one who creates these and commands them, i might be able to stop the whole attack'' i think to my self and start going further back in the enemy front line. when i get behind the enemy front line, i make a run in the camp. when i get in chrysalises hut, i see pinkie pie and RD there, decapitated, well i thought it was the real, but i didn't know it yet, they were both clones created in the pool where pinkie once went like a thousand times, but i didn't know it, yet. when i saw them both, i got enraged but chrysalis wasn't there, so i started searching the camp for her, and i end up finding blaze locked up in a cage, when i tell him RD is dead, he got so angry, he melted the cage and set the wooden pedestal he was on fire, and he was in there like it would have been nothing. ''NOBODY kills RD with out getting at least over killed!'' he says in his anger. ''and she is so dead, there wont be even a smell of her after we are done with her'' i say in mine. part 3 we go back to her tent where we find her sitting on the throne when we come in, i attack her and tuxes remix of this day area starts playing, and i start singing in the same vocal timing: ''this day has been made into a hell, and now, you shall pay for what you have done, every pony will gather round, as i hold your head, with a bloody mess! YOU'RE DEAD!'' and it changes to dubstep and i charge on her and start attacking her like it would be last thing i could do before i die. when the song calms down the first time, chrysalis sings the same way as i did: ''you cannot stop me.this day i will not fall. i'm not here for the land but instead i'm here for revenge, i will get what i want i will kill her, and you will never stop me" she goes silent, and when dubstep starts as Blaze comes to take my place, he is so mad even a slight touch of his hoof gives her at least mark 5 burn. as it turns into an orchestra song for the last time, blaze starts singin: ''THE MOMENT HAS ARRIVED, FOR YOU TO BE THE DEAD GUY! OH THE THINGS YOU WILL SUFFER BEFORE YOU WILL DIE, NOW YOU MUST DIE'' then we both go god mode, i freeze her, blaze melts her body with the clump of ice, and we both get our cutie marks, for me its a icicle, for him, its a blue flame.
Sombras unfortunate return and deathMLP:NIM chapter 5 part 1 as we left the camp, there was a little bit of changelings left, i had the chrysalis head with me and so i threw it in the middle of them and they fled. when i got the head i Carried it to my home and put it on the wall like a trophy. I told what happened to Twi and she was shocked. I decided to make a party for the victory, and so, i made a huge feast, made a meat table cause for some reason, my digestive system has only become smaller, but not changed in any other way. after the feast was done at late at night, everybody went to sleep, the invite list is here: Mane 6. CmC. All the guards that were there fighting. My friends from human world. that was actually quite a lot of guests, mostly guards, but still, it was a lot. part 2 it has been about a week since the changelings attacked and me and blaze killed chrysalis. RB has been alone in the forest a lot, i have been under Twi's learning hoof. Thunda has gotten couple of free weeks. and blaze has been a lot with RD, again. no attacks have been happening. i have learned long range teleport and how to create explosion out of thin air, for me, its a explosion of sharp ice shards. one day me and my friends from human world were invited to crystal kingdom. and we go there. when we land on front of cadences castle, she is there with Shining armor, waiting for us. we step forward and we bow to her, she is royal after all, not the princess where i live, but is still one. she tells me we get to be a week here, living in their castle. '' so honeymoon is over, right, cause if not, i don't want to see ANY of that, well, you know what.'' she gets a surprised look on her face and asks '' do you really know about that?'' ''yes, me, and almost all of my friends in my world, which are all of my age, know about it, and couple of them have actually done it, including me'' i tell right in her face. she gets even more surprised look on her face and then says ''ok.. well lets show you your rooms'' we go in the castle and she shows the ways to our rooms. me and RB are in the same room. blaze is on the right, Thunda on the left side room. ''ok, now you can go, also, have these, the will grant free access to any place.'' as she gives us some cards. we leave the castle and we start exploring the place. on the 3rd day i see some smoke from my window in a far distance, on 6th day, the smoke is next to the castle. part 3 on the 7th day. we come to the castle from a local shop to see that the smoke is actually king sombra and his men that are attacking, we go in and start protecting the castle from the remaining men out side and when they are taken out, we go in to start a slaughter. later, me and RB have ran out of energy and have to retreat to our rooms. luckily, i have learned a spell that i can use to barricade the door, and so i do that. Blaze has retreated to his room, as he has ran out of energy too. Thunda is going to throne room, and sees that cadence and shining armor have been knocked out. he charges at sombra and is smart, unlike me, and uses his electric dash to go trough sombra and hurt him a bit. he starts punching away with some electrical punches. he gets a hit to the face real hard, and a hit to the... male only weak spot. as that happens, he turns to god mode and OBLITERATES sombra with a thunder shock so powerful. it disables all the still living sombra's men, and it gives the guards free kills. when we come out to the throne room. we see that both cadence and shining armor have recovered, but Thunda passed out. we carry him to the hospital and have him cured, then we go back to Ponyville.
The Search for the artifactsMLP:NIM Chapter 6 part 1 me, RB, Blaze and Thunda left to search for the artifacts. we got a map from the book that shows where the said artifacts are. we first retrieve my artifact as it is furthest away. is seems to be about 100-150 km away, which actually isn't that far away cause i learned a way to teleport 6 ponies for the short distance, again, spammable like hell. so we arrive at the place the next day. part 2: the shield of ice as we got to the top of the mountain where the first artifact is, there is actually a temple, we go in, and get presented with a trap right away, simple, but effective one, a wall that shoots icicles when you step on the floor. we get trough that with the help of the teleport. we see a huge hall, which has four ways to go, we all spread out so we can find the artifacts as fast as possible. BLAZE PHASE: as the whole temple is made of ice, each trap Blaze goes trough just melts down. he soon falls into a dead end and a another way to go, the ground rumbles and a boulder falls down and tries to roll blaze over and turn him into a red, hairy, pancake. he gets away by using he's really fast flight skills, as the boulder is made of rock and cannot be melt. ROSE BUD: she finds a assortment of puzzles instead of traps, she solves each one with ease. the last one activates a hole under her to open and she slides down outside. THUNDA: Thunda doesn't have much force against him, no traps, no puzzles, but the place is a maze. he steps from a dead end to another, until he steps into one that drops him outside right onto blaze. FLASH FREEZE: my problem is puzzles and traps, spike ceilings, spike walls, jigsaw puzzles, button puzzles, anything you can imagine, its there. well i go trough the last door, and the artifact i find seems to be some kind of shield, which seems to be made of ice and is ripping off captain america! as i take it, a slide drops me down on the front of the temple and we got the first artifact. part 3: the repeater of fire we go to the next temple, where should be Blaze's artifact, its close to the top of a active volcano. we go in and no traps are shown right away. we step on a pressure pad which activates a wave of shooting walls, and they all shoot immediately when deployed. it keep teleporting us forward, up, down, left, right, the place is like irl bowsers castle, enemy's, traps, anything which needs precise movement. we are barely able to make it to the last door, and inside there is a dragon. the dragon wakes up and starts attacking us, like it would be protecting the next artifact. i try to freeze its flame but its way too hot for me to handle, RB is not able to do anything cause the floor is made of stone, Thunda tries to get a attack on it, but it always seems to be blocked off by the scales. Blaze tries to out flame the dragon but instead he starts burning himself. for some reason, the dragons fire doesn't hurt him at all and so he charges at the dragon, he hits the belly of the beast and is able to flee with a strong burn. we get the fire artifact, which is like a combination of a crossbow and a Gatling-gun, eight barrels, made like they would be part of a cross bow, he tryes it out and it actually uses fire as ammo. i try out my shield too, it throw it and it comes back like a boomerang, also it doesn't melt even in this heat. part 4: the whip of electricity as we go to the third temple, which is second closes to Ponyville, around 50 km away. the place is filled with metal bars, machines, which seems to be from the human world and even more traps. the traps are easy to get trough but when we got rid of them, Thunda needs to go alone cause the only way to the next room is zapping trough a metal bar. as he enters the next room, it splits into two paths, he takes the one going left, and finds a complex, electricity using machinery, he starts zapping trough it and is able to figure out that the machine is a generator, he is able to give it enough starting electricity to power it up and open a door. he goes trough the door and finds him self in a changing maze, he just starts zipping trough it and is easily able to find the way out, he goes out and finds himself in the room where the cross roads are. he goes the other way and he finds a puzzle, as he completes it, it opens a door where the next artifact is, a metal stick and shards, he picks up the stick and it charges it self from Thunda and take the shards with electricity and starts working like a whip, he gets out where we are waiting and he show's the artifact to the rest of us. part 5: the Bo of grass as we go in the last temple, it starts with a really tricky puzzle, which i am able to solve with a little bit of a hassle. the next room is FULL of puzzles, puzzle here, there, anywhere! RB starts solving the puzzles as fast as i eat ice cream, and trust me, it takes about half a minute for me to eat a ice cream stick, and a full for a cone. she solves them in no time and we get in the final chamber, which is full of timber wolves. they attack us and seems to be immune against physical, ice, fire and electric attacks, RB brings out a bunch of her turret plants which take them down with one hit. they are no more really soon and we are able to get the last artifact, a Bo staff. as we get to home, we show the artifacts to Twi and she sends a letter to Celestia telling we have collected the four artifacts.
The New EvilOn thing before we start a new chapter of My little pony: Nature is magic, im using a new typing software, so less typos yeey, if you are intrested, its called open office. MLP:NIM Chapter 7 PART 1 I'm learning new spells from Twi, now mostly the ones that are used outside of combat I have learned a lot of new combat spells too, the whole list of my combat spells start here: Magic missile, Energy beam, meteor rain, Boulder toss, Ice age, eruption, Hyper beam and lastly, one of the strongest of black magic: the SUPER NOVA. So if somebody stands in my way, they are dead. RB has mostly been with Fluttershy as she has started working at Fluttershy's pet shop. Thunda has been at the local school, and he is being a BAWS there. Blaze has been learning weather control and karate from RD. PART 2 I'm going home from Twilight's lesson, I learned how to transport more then one pony in a long range teleport. I see a portal from far away and i take a look at it with my scope. There come out humans with black and red mark IV armor from halo! I see that they have pretty much everything from halo, shotgun, assault rifle, spartan laser, sniper, you name it. They also have the Nazi sign on their shoulders, i don't think they are here to befriend the ponies. I go there with a white piece of cloth hanged on a stick and they still start shooting me, i take them out with meteor rain, i look in the portal and see some schematics next to the machine that creates the portal, i nab them and see they are the mark IV armor, mark VI armor which is better in every way, but it costs more. Assault rifle, plasma grenade, sniper rifle, some kind of shield, gravity hammer, energy sword , Gatling gun and spartan laser. Luckily i can read them with no problem and i can design version of these anypony can wear, so they don't need some super skeleton or anything. I also have all the materials needed to create a set of stuff for six ponies. So i get to work at my home. PART 3 It has been a day since the halo Nazis came, i'm pretty quick at making stuff and so i was able to create stuff for six ponies, i chose the ones to be my 3 friends from human world, AJ and RD. I created a gravity hammer, 5 assault rifles, a ton of plasma grenades, i upgraded the ice shield with the shield technology i nabbed from there, 5 mark IV armors one on mark VI armor, a energy sword, a Gatling gun and a spartan laser, and a sniper rifle. All except blaze get assault rifle and mark IV armor, RB gets sniper, AJ gets laser, Thunda gets Gatling gun, I get the shield and sword, RD get grenades and Blaze gets the gravity hammer and mark VI armor. PART 4 The Nazi's have been sending spy's all the effing time, but i have been able to get every single one. It has been few weeks since i created the equipment for my friends and i hear steady marching for the area the portal is. I look there with my scope and its the Nazi's, now readying a attack, luckily i have been able to upgrade everything i created and so, the armors are now mark IX and XI. And all the weapons are plasma versions with unlimited ammo. They charge at us but me, RB, Blaze, Thunda, RD and AJ are there defending this world, I am turning the enemy's into sliced piles of meat and metal with a sword and shield, AJ is over killing them with the spartan plasma laser, Thunda is doing pretty much the same with a Gatling gun, Blaze is making them fly with his hammer, and RB is far away sniping them with piercing bullets. Its like MvM with halo mixed in. PART 5 They in the end stop sending the troops and we go in the portal to take them out, we see a bunch of scientists, which when they see us, start running away, we kill them before they start a alert and this turns into a stealth mission. I put on metal gear music in our radio and start leading our squad like we would be a bunch of ghost troops invading a base. There are small bunches of guards with no armor and simple pistols and so, i take them down with my sword silently. Soon we get in the leaders room and its one of my old school bully's all grown up; Miki the mother fucking cock sucking shit eating piss drinking gay scat freak. PART 6 Miki sounds off the alarm and starts calling in some troops with Gatling guns and mark VI armor, but Blaze ''flips their pancakes'' and makes the go high. Miki jumps behind his throne and comes from there in a effing mech suit and i put the song ''devil went down to Georgia'' GH 3 version playing so that he can hear it too, the guitar solo play's and i start singing ''so why u gotta have this world to rule? Why the charge and attack? Why u don't want peace?'' i sing and then he starts singing right after me ''cause i need resources and your world is perfect for that. I want that land cause it has gems a LOT!'' he stops and i start ''well you know what, you cant have it, so don't you dare to try or i turn you into dust. That world is full of citizens which i care about'' i stop and RB starts singing '' why don't you go space travel cause i hear there's a diamond planet.'' RB sings and Thunda starts ''Go fly cause your gonna go high and your gonna regret the the world so bye!'' and we stop singing. He has his own versions of our weapons and we start attacking him, we cannot damage him for some reason. Soon i realize this is the evil talked about in the prophecy. I leave them there and go get everybody else's sacred weapons. I come back soon and give the weapons to their respective owners. AJ and RD retreat back to equestria as we start taking him down, we are able to fiddle his health down bit by bit. He has 5 thousand hp left as we start our final attack. Thunda straps Miki's mech and makes it fall down exposing the glass between us and him. Blaze starts his Gatling gun to start raping the glass with fire bolts, RB brings up as many turrets plants as possible, and Thunda starts combo'ing the shit out of his attacks on the glass. I jump high and start coming down shield first in high speeds. As i crash on the glass it breaks and Miki is blasted from his seat. PART 7 Miki starts morphing and he turns out to be the devil himself. We are all transported to hell and i am given my bass and devil grabs his own, he starts playing solos and they start damaging me, i start playing my own solos and they damage him. These are parts we used as solos, D means devil did it, FF means i played that part. Part of reds theme from pokemon HG and SS FF. Wily machine from megaman9 D. Greedy gamer from Ristar FF. Final gauntlet part 2 from contra 3 D. The almighty form persona 4 FF. Hag-1 from banjo-tooie D. Elite four from pokemon B and W. The end solo of devil went down to georgia D. Soon, my band joins in as he is almost dead, im in pretty rough shape too. We play His world from sonic 06 and we kill him. After that we are transported to equestria and there are made statues of me, RB, Thunda and Blaze. We live in equestria happily ever after. ''THIS IS NOT OVER YET'' Devil shouts and his hand comes back up from hell to equestria.
"BOOM, IM BACK DUMMY!"MLP:NIM CHAPTER 8 PART 1 As we got back to equestria, Celestia invited me to her castle along with my friends who accompanied me in the last fight, RB, Thunda and Blaze. So we go there and she says we can be here for a full week. We agree and we go there, Celestia shows us our rooms and we start unpackaging our stuff. When we are ready we go to the town and it seems that we are treated like the biggest celebrities in the world. We go to a local restaurant and our food come in really fast, like in just ten minutes or something, and they are perfect. After that we go exploring the city once more and we see somebody following us. I say my friends to stay and i go after the one following us, he is faster then me but i just spam my short teleport to get in front of him and he bumps into me, he falls and his mask flies off. It seems to be somebody who i don't know and the he try's to kill me with a knife, a ice beam and he becomes frozen. I get him to the guards and unfreeze him and teleport back to my friends. PART 2 When i get to my friends, i tell them what happened and we start going around again. Soon the sky darkens like it would become night with out the moon and we see a flying chariot in the sky, Blaze goes up there and as soon as he gets to level with the chariot, he gets blast down by the rider of the chariot, he is able to tell that its the devil before he passes out. Devil is heading to the castle with a flying lock of demons behind him, i get my friends there and Blaze to hospital. PART 3 When me, Blaze and RB get there, the Devil has already got to the throne room and the demons have died. I get to the throne room as fast as i can and he has almost taken out Luna and Celestia. He finishing them off until i shoot a ice beam on his back, freezing him and then Thunda does a round house kick on him., but he doesn't break, only the ice. As he turns around at us, he starts attacking the second he sees us. He tries to hit us with the same blast that got blaze off guard but its too slow to get us. I start blasting him with meteor rains and boulder throws. Thunda tries to zap trough Devil but he is able to take Thunda before he turns into electricity and punches him so hard, he passes out. Janna tries her turrets on Devil but it doesn't work and she gets knocked out as well. She is bleeding so hard, i think she is dead and i use super nova on him. It does no damage but the recoil is high for me and i get almost killed. He comes close to finish me off but the Blaze comes in, sees what happened and out of pure rage, he casts fire blast on devil, which actually heals him. Devil hits me so that i get to the point where even a slight bump could kill me and Blaze thinks i'm dead already. He gets depressed cause he thinks i died and the rage comes back, guadripled and he casts ice age on the devil, wihch almost kills him. After that, Blaze heals me, RB and Thunda and we deliver the final blow, combination of Ice age, Super nova, Poison back stab and Thunder storm. As the devil is truly dead now, we hold a concert to where we play all the songs that played in our journey. Every, single, one of them. The end?.... nah, gotta keep this party going!
many enemys, so many enemys.MLP:NIM CHAPTER 9 PART 1 We have defeated the devil, chrysalis, a army of halo soldiers, discord, sombra and a all their minions... we have fought a lot in a unusually short span of time. But we have returned to normal life, I hope at least. I have learned a spell which i can use to turn me and my friends forms between human and pony at will, which has come in handy already i have turned 15 years old, RB is 14 now too. I have been also learning boxing from RD really fast, i am already able to beat Big mac in a fight. I wake up one day and i start walking around the town, AJ and Rarity come down, really sad for some reason. ''whats the matter?'' I ask them. ''our little sister have been kid napped, all of them'' Rarity says. ''do you know where?'' i ask them. ''no'' they all answer. I remember seeing a cave where the diamond dog which i beat up fled. I Go there and hear all of the CmC screaming somewhere along the lines of this: ''PLEASE STOP, IT HURTS!'' i think the first thing in my mind is happening, i go in furious and, as i guessed, they are being RAPED by the diamond dogs. I turn my self human and start beating the dogs up so bad, what i did to the devil is not even close to the thing which i did to the D-dogs. I untie and get them cleaned in the lake nearby and carry them to their respective big sisters, i tell all of them what happened and they all reacted differently, Rarity passed out, AJ's iris'es became tiny and Cheerilee went into a shock jaw wide open. PART 3 I'm at sugar cube with RB. We are talking about what happened earlier today. Somebody sneaks up behind me with a knife and tries to back stab me, i turn around and round house kick him to the ground. I pull of his mask, its a stallion with green fur and wine red mane, with a hammer as a cutie mark. He takes out a sword and tries to kill me, when i am able to take his weapon off and make him so he cannot move other then his head. I ask him why is he attacking. ''its a job i got from some black alicorn who is full of holes'' i let him leave and when i realize who he was talking about, i'm impressed how she can comeback so many effing times. PART 4 I ask the stallion who tried to kill me where is the one he got his job from, he tells me from a camp far away, he shows the area on the map and then i go there, in my human form, with the energy blade and the energy ice shield. I go to the camp and see, there are a ton of robots from Mann VS machine. I am able easily take them down as they do not have any weapons. I go to the biggest tent and see its chrysalis... again! I ask her how did she come back and she tells me ''while you can destroy my mortal being, thou cant destroy the spectral one'' i wonder what that means, and then attack her. Her theme in fighting is magic starts playing. She is able to swipe of my weapons and i am able to cut her horn, its turns into a fist VS hoof fight. I have my boxing, she seems to have Thai boxing. She also turns herself to be a human version of herself so its actually a good ol' fist fight, punches are given left and right, she is fast, but i'm able to take every punch with no problem, i hit her rarely, but when i do, it hurts her like hell as she is not able to take it that well. I am able to knock her out, take my sword and stab it trough her many times. ''if she still comes back, i need to make some unlicensed proton accelerators and beams'' i say to my self, take my shield and leave back to Ponyville.
2 deaths and one romance.MLP:NIM CHAPTER 10 PART 1 I'm at the CmC base with me, my friends, and the CmC. I see something flying really fast at Ponyville and its not a pony, i got to the town with Blaze and see its Gilda, she seems to have a blood thirsty expression, like she would want somebody dead, i tell Blaze to go and tell to RD and start stalking the goddamn griffon. After a while of stalking, i see her go in sugar cube corner, i go in too. ''hello, you piece of shit no good griffon, known as Gilda'' i say to her. ''how in the fucking world do you know my name'' she asks. ''I thank RD about that information, and now, why are you here?'' i ask her. ''you don't need to know that fully, only that its a thing between me and that pink faggot'' she answers. ''if you are planning blood revenge, you need to get over me first!'' i shout. Pinkie pie comes in and Gilda charges at her, i take Gilda from her leg, turn human and upper cut her. ''what! How did you stay awake, my upper cut has always knocked someone out, well, there is a first for everything'' i say and start beating up Gilda while i hold her from her neck. She is able to get off and the attacks me immediately. She tries everything she has, but they do nothing. I start beating up Gilda the most brutal way from the shear hatred i have on her cause of her first episode. ''this is for messing with my waifu!'' i say to her and then round house kick her so that she knocks out. ''he is not the only one who is bad ass at round house kicking'' i say to my self and then throw her out side. PART 2 When i come out, i see discord, RB, Blaze and Thunda. I notice that my friends are discorded. When discord snaps his fingers, RB, Blaze and Thunda attack me with all they got, RB is using her plants, which i freeze immediately. Thunda tries to zap through but it doesn't do anything to me, Blaze is in for hoof to hoof combat and uses his taikwondo he knew from the human world. I'm first able to knock out RB with a rock throw. After that, down goes Thunda cause he tried to zap trough me but i put up a rock on the way. Lastly its a melee fight between me and Blaze, we both are doing great but in the end, i'm able to over power him with superior defense and stamina. PART 3 Twi comes and uses the memory spell on my friends, then she gets them to hospital. I can see discord in the distance and teleport to him, before he can teleport away, i grab him and we both teleport to the same place, we teleport to the place where the CmC got raped. ''i'm the one behind all what has happened to you and your friends here'' discord says with a chilled smile on his face, like he would be high on bong or something. After that, when i realise he was behind the CmC rape too, i get so mad at him, i passively turn to human and start beating him up like i would be discorded derpy. After im'0 done with the beating, i pull out a shot gun which i carry always with me and blast his face off. ''TAKE THAT YOU MOTHER FUCKER!'' i shout at him. PART 4 I go to Ponyville and inform that discord is dead. I go to sugar cube corner and i see Blaze and RD in the same table, like they would have a date. I go to the table next to them unnoticed and start listening, i order some hot chocolate and a ''Runebergin torttu'' which is a baked good from Finland, i gave the recipe to the cakes so they could sell it, as it is one of the most delicious things in the effing world. I start listening and as i guessed, they are on a date. After i have eaten the ''Runebergin torttu'' i leave and say to hi to them, and show them a mark i heard all they said. They both blush and then i leave home.
rapping against devilMLP:NIM CHAPTER 11 PART 1 I'm at the crystal kingdom on a band tour with RD, AJ, RB, Blaze and Thunda. We are playing all kinds of songs, the ones we played on our journey., new ones, old ones, everything. We have a lot of songs cause of the shear amount in the journey against devil. We have arrived at the town where cadence's castle is at and we have the biggest gig here, two days and around 100 songs to play, so that's a lot. But we do get payed really good amount too for this, at it is cadence who invited us to this tour. We have played new songs like ''tattered eyes'' and ''schools out''. We actually came a day too early so we have two days to have fun. And so we go around the town seeing if anything has changed. The place where that one pony tried to kill me, he is now working at that place. I go there and ask how it has been, he tells me it has been mostly work, all kinds of job, from a coin shiner to a one day mob boss, he has done everything you could imagine. I order a muffin to all of our band members and then leave. PART 2 I'm at the local night club where vinyl scratch is the DJ tonight. I've learned how to play dubstep with a guitar and a bass guitar. She seems to have a guitar there. i ask her if i could join in free styling and and she agrees. I take the guitar in stealth and plug it in. She introduces me and i start playing the start from devil went down to Georgia. After that start is done she continues to play music and i free style in. The next day i wake up at my hotel room and i go out side to see whats happening. I see the devil really high up but he seems to have a white flag. I take it as a peace treaty and i nod my head as agreement, he pulls the flag in and then uses some type of portal. Probably the one which leads to hell. Cadence said at the club last night she would like to meet me at her castle and i go there, the guards let me in and lead me to the throne room where cadence and shining armor are waiting. I see blue blood next to a wall and then cadence welcomes me into her castle, she told me the devil wants to meet me at the concert today. I tell her that i met him today earlier and he told me he came in peace. She says that's not true and that he wants to kill me, but she also told me that the devil has only one way of attacking anymore and that is in rap battles. I tell her that i'm my bands rapper and that i have beat him in a bass guitar battle, then i leave. PART 3 Its the concert and its on the final stretch then i hear something coming down here. Its the devil and he comes crashing down. He told me he wants a rap battle and i agree with that. I let him start he gets it going like nothing else: ''you know this retard who says he is master of ice, yeah, probably spice ice. He is just a hag with no swag and filled with kag, he dosnt have power cause he is a abomination made by a combination of a Nazi and a loser. He is guite smart but most of the things he knows are tid bits here and there. And look at him, he could easily win Celestia in a cake eating contest!''. With every rhyme, he did damage to me, when u understood that, The beat drops and i start rapping. ''you say i'm a hag and a fat ass, well you are a fag, a slave which cannot fit in to a bus sized bag! You are like the joker! Always playing poker and most of the time broke, like your mom!'' after i'm done, he is almost dead, probably hasn't fully healed himself from the last encounter. I let Blaze to finish him off. ''your a mother fucking scat freak, a cock sucking piss drunk, a Nazi and you also seem to suck at yahtsee!'' Blaze finishes devil off and he is sent to hell again.
RagnarokMLP:NIM Chapter 12 PART: 1 It has been few years since i beat the devil in a rap battle.i have been going around, playing tours and gigs with my band all around Eguestria. I'm 16, Blaze is 16. RB is 15 and Thunda is 15. I have heard rumors about that Blaze and RD are going to get married soon, which could be possible when looking back on those few years. I have learned almost all the spells twilight knows, also, all the mane six, for some reason, haven't aged at all... which is quite odd. Blaze has been with RD all the time. Thunda has been working at the farm. And RB has come to learn spells from twilight too. PART: 2 I took a look at the prophecy book that twilight looked when me and my friends arrived, i found out that the last battle wwill be between the two princesses, the elemental four and the elements of harmony VS all the big enemys. There will also be a huge army and the leader of the good army will be a good friend of the ice elemental. I hear some rumbling at the distance and then, as it is eight in the evening, i go to sleep. PART: 3 I woke up the next day, when i looked out side, the mane 6, RB, Blaze, Thunda, Luna and Celestia in a open field, waiting for something. When i go out side there are dark clouds. I ask Celestia what is happening and she answers ''Ragnarok''. I understood the thing automatically. The final battle is upon us. PART: 4 I see coming this way: Sombra, Chrysalis, The devil, Copy of nightmare moon, discord and one more which i cannot recognize that well. When they are here i recognize the last one is discorded cadence. Soon i see a army of changelings and diamond dogs coming this way with a normal pony leading them, i also hear marching from my behind the same time. The enemy army is here and behind us appears a army of celestias and Luna's guards. Leading the enemy is discorded shining armor and our army is being led by thankless! PART: 5 The battle starts and the army's charge at each others. Everybody mature from our team decides to take one of the enemies, i'm taking down the devil alone, Thunda is attacking Sombra, RB is taking down discord and Blaze is on chrysalis'es throat. Celestia and Luna are trying to purify Cadence and Thankless is dueling armies with Shining armor, The mane 6 is helping thankless taking down the other army. Soon both armies are dead and its only the big guys left. It becomes a brawl, our own is falling the same tempo the enemy is and. In the end its me VS the devil, he knocks me back so much i'm able to see all the others, dead. I get so raged, i absorb all the others and turn into my human form, i jump high into the air, i come down sonic rainboom speed fist first, when i'm almost at devils face i shout ''THIS IS FOR MY FRIENDS, YOU MOTHER FUCKING SHIT EATING PISS DRINKING COCK SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!'' and pierce his face with my fist. He explodes and everybody are separated. Killing the devil released a lot of life force in the air and all that revives my friends. We went to celebrate the victory and soon we left to a celebratory tour. I also took devils belt which seems to have a buckle that resembles a monsters face.
Metal is magicMy little pony: metal is magic PART ONE Its the last gig of my celebratory tour at Canterlots public theater. We are playing the last song: metal cover of this day aria. We play it and i pump up my amp so hard, it makes a girder fall on me. I go unconscious and start bleeding, some blood goes on my new belt buckle and it starts glowing. A portal appears and a monster from it, it ha exhaust pipes and its roar was like a metal singer. It drags my band in a another world. PART TWO I wake up, seeing my bands instruments on some kinds of altars, i wake the others up and we get our instruments. I have my bass, Blaze has a his Guitar, RB has a mic and Thunda only gets his drumsticks. We try them out, my bass sends out shock waves, Blaze's guitar works like a gun with two modes, fast paced solos as a Gatling gun, strong notes as a rocket launcher. RB's singing actually heals my wounds, and lastly Thunda's drumsticks create drum sound on all surfaces and causes colossal damage. We leave the place we are at to search for a place to camp at. The place is like a giant metal album cover, metal is playing all the time in the back round. We see some guys head banging some other dudes to the death. We go there and ask what is happening. ''its the war between metal, punk rock and Death metal'' one of the dudes say. Our band decides to join the metal players. They show us the way to their camp and its filled with a army of few types of troops, head banger's, basic melee, solo'ers, basic range, the jockeys, stealth based tower destroyers, the bassists, ''cavalry'' troops, by cavalry i mean they ride effing motor bikes with two giant back wheels, they are the healers and damage takers. When we learned that they do not have leader, me and my friends hold a conversation about who will be leader. In the end we selected one of us will specialize in one type of troops, i'm take jockeys, Blaze takes solo'ers, Thunda takes head banger's and RB takes the bassists. Then we go to sleep. PART THREE when we wake up, we say to the army our idea and they accept it. So now we are the commanders. We head out for the Punk HQ. When we get there. There is a lot of resistance. All of our own types of troops and two other types. We climb up the enemy HQ and see thankless and some other pony, a blue Pegasus with yellow mane. They both are discorded and hypnotized, its a 2 vs 1 on each of them, and we are able to get them captured, i use two spells on them, one to turn them off discord, other to take off them off of being hypnotized. When thankless comes to hes senses, i ask him how did he get here, he told me he was sucked in the portal with his friend springheel by discord.the blue Pegasus introduces himself and tells us he is not able to fly, just be epic at parkour with his wings. PART FOUR They do remember what discord thought them even when they were hypnotized, so they bring us two new troops, some big guys with fists double the size of their heads, damage absorbing melee damage makers. And they get us to the drummers too, melee AoE damage dealer. We Crash in the leaders door, which is discord, he sent's a whole army of his troops on us, which we are able to take out with no problem thanks to the two new troop types. We fight discord in a 1 v 6 battle to death, we win and we find two new instruments, a synthesizer, which seems to be a buffer/debuffer. And a guitar which has a axe blade on the side and works as a flame thrower. We have conquered a whole army in a day, and if the other army will be as easy, i will be surprised why haven't this team won already. PART FIVE We build troops for a few days and then, we go to the death metal HQ, which is way bigger then the punk rock HQ was. We go in, and are treated with the same troops that we have, but as we have tactical prowess over them, we are able to go trough with out losing too much men. We are able to get to the final hall, which is huge, on the other end, there are dark versions of me, RB, Blaze, Thunda, Thankless and Springheel. both sides let the troops to attack and we see what happens. PART SIX as both of the armies are equal in strength and numbers. its a tie, and so, it becomes a bag of 1 v 1 duels, with music! its the original vs the dark versions. as the fights go on, both teams start losing players until its me vs my dark version, he uses a shock wave to try and make me fall down of my hooves, but instead, i do back flip, i see my friends there. I get furious, i throw away my weapons, turn to human and charge at him with my fist. I punch him so that he sees the same and does the same, and it becomes a boxing match that never ends, but as i see my friends and get memory's, i grow bit by bit stronger then my dark version with no memory's of past. And in the end, i win. The dark bodies disappear and see some kinds of stones be left, i pick them up and as soon as i get close to my friends corpses, they are revived by the odd stones. We get back to the human world by opening a portal by destroying the last stone left and we leave metal to rule that land. PART SEVEN As we get back to Eguestria, i noticed that we biologically aged quite fast in there. I saw that RB was pregnant to me. I go ask Twi about anything of this metal world. She tells me that after that the one of the ice will leave this world with his wife and second best friend, and leaves his only child and best friend to the mortal realm. As Twi says that, RB's child birth starts, we get RB to hospital to give birth to our baby. We take him to our home and soon, Twi comes with a map and the book that told about all the prophecy about us. I read it and see that i would come back in a dire situation with my wife from the other ''realm''. We left our child which we named freeze breeze to Blaze. PART EIGHT We leave for the ''final marathon of blood and bones'' to full fill the prophecy.we go in the midnight to go to the ice temple. When we go, a song starts playing, a metal cover of bloody tears starts playing. We go trough and come across all sorts of enemy's we have fought in the past, timber wolves, changelings and diamond dogs. We go trough and soon we are at the ice temple, when we go in, its just one hall with three dragons in there, a nature, a ice and a thunder dragon. We start the fight and metal cover of the legendary beasts from G/S/C starts playing, we fight the dragons and then start climbing a long stairway to the sky. When we get to the top. The same monster that pulled me in the metal realm comes, flying and calm, me, Thunda and RB climb into its back and it lifts off to Valhalla as metal cover of Mario 64 ending starts playing. As we ascend to Valhalla, me and RB wave to our child and Blaze farewell's. In front of my eyes flash all my memory's of this place ans we get t Valhalla's door and then, we ascend.
