The incredibly pointless and random fanfic where derpy goes on a bogus adventure with various characters from popular culture and probably some other random shmucks

Well okay... Maybe I lied. The story isn't exactly over yet. You see, twilight sparkle had survived the explosive bowel movement I mentioned before. She was sitting in derpys colon, leaning against the Pegasus final sphincter in deep thought.

"What am I going to do now?" She asked herself, absently stuffing her saddlebags full of fecal bacteria Broadway performers. The whole fact that she seemed to be stuck in a big poop chute apparently didn't occur to her as she turned to the midget behind the cash register next to her. "I know! I’ll have a double krabby patty with extra anchovies!"

"Do want fries with that?" The horizontally tall wizard of oz extra asked, poking a dead ferret with a stick.

"Hmmmmmmmm no, i'll have the dingle berry special."

"In that case I’ll be right back" the midget grabbed a bucket and stepped behind a curtain. Suddenly, twilight was sucked into a wormhole that had somehow opened behind her. She waved at Morgan freeman as she passed and proceeded to float past various inanimate objects such as Betty whites’ false teeth and Barack Obama’s cranium. She fell out of the wormhole in a big round room surrounded by a small group of Estelle Getty clones playing strip poker. Luckily for twilight she had landed on a hole which she was somehow hovering over until she happened to look sown and fall. The Benny hill theme blared out of a room filled with mystical two headed walrus penguins that were performing a dramatic interpretation of "Kim Jong un decides to bomb America with a banana gun", a top rated musical by the famous artist "that mindless fool who sits on his duff all day writing derpy fanfictions."

Finally twilight landed on the white house lawn, where she witnessed George w. bush successfully besting Richard Nixon in a bikini jell-o wrestling match with bill gates refereeing the whole thing. Twilights eyes burst into flames and she lifted off the ground as her rectum started to violently dispense butterflies and rainbows in a vibrant display of anal prowess. She blasted into the atmosphere and exploded into a pile of pancakes and hats. If I could think of a way to continue the story I would but I can’t so, all hail the Chinese cheese biscuit!!!!

THE END