Yoglabs: Dimensional Portal

"Is the Coffee Machine working yet, Lewis?" Simon calls from the break room, down the halls of YogLabs to his comrade, the Spaceman, Lewis, or Xephos.

Lewis came down the hall to the Break Room, and looked at the Coffee Machine, "Well, there are a few problems, still."

"What Kind of problems?" The Dwarf inquired

"Oh, you know, some of the flesh from some of the old staff came out of Dr. Sriviramen's room, and got stuck in the pipes, and-"

"I'm sorry?" Asked Simon in surprise.

"Oh, it's nothing." Lewis Gingerly Said.

"I thought I heard you say something about the flesh of the old Testificate staff." Simon interrogated.

"Oh, no." Lewis speedily replied. "Just turn it on."

Simon did as his mate said, and pressed the button on the Coffee machine. Immediately, he heard the buzzing of saws, and an odd fleshy sound, as a minecart drove down the tracks. It reached the end and a cup of disgusting pink fluid, with some white and brown chunks in it, came out. Simon picked up the cup, and Lewis asked, "Is it ready?"

"I don't know, it's called "Flesh in a Cup" The Dwarf said unsurely.

"Oh, I'm sure it's fine. Give it a try." Lewis 'Reassured'.

"Well, the thing is, I don't know if I want to." Simon replied.

"Just give it a try."

"If you insist, mate." Simon said as he chugged down the cup. Immediately, his vision went all blurry, and he became very hungry. "Lewis, it's poisoned me."

"Ahh, just walk it off." Lewis encouraged.

"Wooaahhh." Simon reeled as he stumbled about the break room. The "Flesh in a Cup" had made it impossible to walk straight."

"Here, just drink some milk." Lewis said, as he threw a bucket of milk at Simon, who sucked it into his body.

Simon drank the milk, and his poison disappeared. "Thanks, mate, much better. So what do we have today here in YogLabs?" Simon asked.

"Well, actually, Simon, we've been working on a portal over this way in YogLabs."

They walked down the hall to a large metal door adorning the end of the passage. It was labeled on the top as "INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL: CAUTION"

"So this is our interdimensional portal." Said Lewis matter-of-fact-ly, "This has been under construction for the past few weeks, and me and Doctor Sriviramen have been working on. It's kind of like a Dimensional door, except a lot bigger and a lot more powerful."

"So, where's it gonna take us, Lewis?" Simon asked excitedly.

"Well, we don't quite know yet. We need some guinea pigs to try it." Lewis said.

"So who's that going to be?" Simon asked, even though he knew who it was going to be.

"That's where you come in. You and I are going to take it wherever it goes."

"Wonderful."

"Shall we get started?"

"Sure."

Lewis and Simon stepped through the door, and saw four huge Obsidian pillars in a square, created a large portal in the center. They stepped towards it, and Simon asked: "So, how does this work?"

"Oh, I don't know." Said Lewis, "Shall we test it?"

"I guess." Said Simon unsurely.

Lewis pulled a lever, and the portal was created. The Spaceman stepped in, and his shout was cut off as he disappeared.

"Lewis? LEWIS!" Simon shouted for his colleague. But he found the only way to find him to be to go through the portal. He stepped in, and shouted in fright as the portal sucked him in, and he flew through a twisty tunnel, and was thrown out in the sky somewhere, he didn't know where, but everything was smooth and his body was no longer square. He flew through the sky, and landed in a forest. He wen t through the leaves, and hit himself on the branches, and finally landed in the dirt road going through the forest.

He had no idea what dimension this could be, but it just looked like the real world. He looked up the road, and down it, then in front of him.

He froze. His eyes were wide open, and his mouth was slowly inching to his ears. In front of him stood three little animals. An orange one, a White one, and a yellow one. Simons voice came back and became a screech of joy as he looked at the three little ponies.

He jumped up, screeching: "AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!"

The Cutie Mark Crusaders covered their ears to shield themselves from the concussive attacks of this weird creature.

"Uguu!" He said again, just in happiness and joy in the sight of these three fillies. "Who are you?" He teased them.

"The question is: Who are YOU!" Sweetie Belle said as she pointed to the fat dwarf.

Apple Bloom added, "And What are you?"

"Oh my god, they talk. AAAAWWWWWW!" Simon squealed, "So adorable!" he picked up Scootaloo and squeezed her tight.

"Get away!" Scootaloo said as she pushed herself away from Simon. "And tell us who, and what, you are!"

Simon got himself under control, and seriously told them "I'm Simon, and I'm a human. Who are you three little ponies?"

Each of the Cutire Mark Crusaders introduced themselves: Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle. Then, Apple Bloom approached the dwarf saying, "So, Simon, where do you humans come from?"

"Well, you see little Apple Bloom, when a Man and a Woman love each other very much, they-"

Apple Bloom interrupted, "No, no, no, we all know how THAT works." all three Cutie Mark Crusaders shuttered, "What we mean is, where do you live?"

"I live in England"

"Eng-what now?" Asked Apple Bloom.

"England, Great Britain, UK, etc."

"Wow!" said Scootaloo, "You sure do live in a lot of places!"

"What, you don't know where England is?"

"Where it is?" said Sweetie Belle, "I don't even know WHAT Eng-whatever is."

"well, then, Where do you live?"

"Ponyville" Said Apple Bloom.

"Ponyville?" asked Simon, "Where's that?"

The Cutie Mark Crusaders all pointed down the road." That direction."

"Do you have any idea how I get there?" Asked Simon.

"You can Gallop." Suggested Apple Bloom.

"No, I'd rather walk." Said Simon.

"Walk?" The Cutie Mark Crusaders asked simultaneously. "What does that mean?"

"You have got to be kidding me." Simon sighed, "Do you not know how a human works?"

"No." said Sweetie Belle, "We've never seen one before."

"Oh, surely you've seen a human before. Don't you have them in Ponyville?"

"Nope" said Scootaloo, "All ponies."

"Really?" asked Simon.

"Yeah." Confirmed Apple Bloom.

"I'm in heaven." Said Simon, with a huge smile upon his face. He had already forgotten all about Lewis. "So, how do I get to this lovely town?"

"Just follow me." said Scootaloo, putting on a helmet and summoning a scooter from thin air. "I'll lead the way."

"That's my line!" Shouted Simon.

"I'm sorry?" said Scootaloo.

"Nevermind, just forget it. Just forget it."

"Okay." said Scootaloo, "Just try to keep up with the scooter."