Pony Rock

Chapter 5: The Plot-Less Fifth Chapter

Figuring that he would not be able to get out of it this time, Fitz decided to give his pony pals a run for their money. With his humongous erection, he took hold of Shy's flank and gave her a poke. Shy let out a yelp, not expecting Fitz to be so large. Shy's wonderful pussy seemed to be much more tight than even Pinkie's. He reached over to Twilight's nightstand and pulled out more Pony-Glide and spread it all over his massive cock. "Are you sure you won't hurt me?" Shy asked, with a hint of doubt.

"Don't worry, Shy," Fitz replied, "I'm an expert in shoving big thinks in tight places! Y'know," he added, "If this is too much, feel free to call it off at any time. I don't mind at all, and I listen to 'no.'"

"Oh! Don't think that Fitzy! I want you inside me!"

"Alright. Just let me know when I should stop," He had a hard time getting his dick started in her vag, but after a few more squirts of lube, Fitz penetrated deep into Shy. Twilight, watching on the sidelines, had been famished of Fitz-love for too long. So, she bolted right up behind him, bent over, and gave him a few nibbles on his left ass cheek, "A little more to the right," he suggested, until Twilight got to his asshole, "Yeah, right there!" she gave him a little lick at first, then crawled underneath him and penetrated his supple anus with her horn. "Do you want some loving yourself, Twilight?" Fitz asked.

"Sure!" She responded. Twilight crawled up on her bed, along with Shy and Fitz. Fitz rested on his side, and gave Twilight head. Shy laid in front of Fitz and he penetrated her again. Tasting her juices, Fitz noticed that the ponies' vaginal fluids tasted quite different than humans. Pinkie's tasted like cupcake frosting, Dash's like sugar. Even Caramel's semen tasted like, what else, caramel. In comparison, Twilight's tasted like honey. Wondering why the author could not think of any other clever flavors, Fitz kept on making out with Twilight's vagina. He would suck on her vaginal lips and her clit, while licking deep inside.

On his other side, Shy could barely handle his massive dick. Fitz would go slow, penetrating soft and loving. In another moment, he would pick up the pace and smack his testes fast upon her legs. "Hold on ladies!" Fitz said, taking a breather, "I want to switch this up on us, okay?"

"Yeah!" Twilight cheered as Fitz repositioned himself, "There's enough Fitz-bone to go around!" In turn, he penetrated Twilight, slow at first—like Shy—while he sucked on Shy's clit. Funny enough, Shy's juices tasted like rose buds. I could get used to this, Fitz thought to himself.

Within a few minutes, Shy could not take it anymore. She stood above him and came all over his face. She moaned with pleasure, "Fitz, you're the best!"

Twilight soon hit her climax, "I'm coming too!" she cried in joy. Fitz pulled out, so she could come on his face likewise. She did, and the two ponies hugged each other in pleasure, crouching over his face.

"Okay ladies, let me try this big guy out," he said. The ponies sat below Fitz, who kneeled at the edge of the bed. He had to stroke his dick with both hands, and with the ladies helping him out with their sweet licking, Fitz had no trouble at all coming on their faces as well. The three sat back on the bed, both Shy and Twilight cuddling him to no end. After a sudden realization, he sat up to contemplate his thoughts, "I just noticed something," he said.

"What's that, sugar plum?" Shy asked.

"This is one of those porny fanfictions online!"

"Oh dear! Is that bad?"

"Is it bad?" He turned to her, "They're the bane of fiction! I can't believe I've been such a slut to get to this point," he got up and paced the floor again.

"Why don't you just lay back down and think about it with us?" Twilight replied.

"Okay, I can make it out of this," Fitz reassured himself, "You've gotten into worse fictions before! I had a hard time with that one about the robot teenager and the ugly anime knock-offs, and I survived…"

The two ponies go up to help Fitz calm down, "Fitzy, you're going to have a panic attack if you don't calm down!"

"And it looks like the author is coming out of the dugout, to the story," Sean McDonough reported from the ESPN booth, "He's already made the phone call to the bullpen for another character."

"We'll most likely see a character-change here," Rick Sutcliffe added, "Schlitz's gotten himself into a hole with this chapter, and I wouldn't be surprised if the author makes that change to his bullpen."

"Alright," the author said, back in the story, "You've done enough damage here. I'm going to let another character take over now. You're not moving the plot along, so it's time to go."

"I've got this, man," Fitz replied, "You can't take me out now. I'm going to stay right here. Besides, how come you keep referring to yourself in third-person?"

"That's beside the point. It's time to get going. Go out to the dugout, grab some Gatorade, we'll bring you back later next week."

"You can't do this to me, author. I can get out of this. Give me one more chance. C'mon, have a little faith."

The author crossed his arms and sighed, "Alright. If you can get out of this, I'll let you stay in. You've got one more chance to end this chapter, and if you don't, there's no more chances," and he departed for the dugout.

"What do you think about this, Aaron?" Rick Sutcliffe responded, "It looks like the author will not go to his bullpen character."

"It's a risky move Rick," Aaron Boone said, "Schlitz has had a pretty disappointing outing in this chapter. I would be very surprised to see if he can get out of this chapter without any more damage."

Fitz turned around to the two ponies, "Okay ladies," he began, speaking with his hands; "We need to find another plot point that we can expand upon for future chapters. Like me losing my clothes, that was a good one!"

Twilight and Shy thought for a minute, until Twilight said, "Well, I have a science convention in Canterlot in two days. I think Princess Celestia might want to meet her new human subject!"

"Oh! That sounds like a nice plot point for our Fitzy!" Shy commented, "Do you mind if I come along with you two?"

"Sure! We can all go! I'll tell the girls tomorrow morning."

"Subject?" he put his hands down, "I don't remember voting for any 'Celestia.' But I guess it'll do," An awkward silence fell over the three, when Fitz finally said, "So, what do we do now?"

"I don't know," Shy said, "I guess we can take a nap or something."

"Yeah, it's pretty late anyway," Twilight agreed, "We'll further work out the plan tomorrow morning over breakfast. Sounds good?"

"Sure I guess," Fitz yawned and walked over to the window, "It is late, huh?" seeing a short, fat purple creature outside, he realized, "Oh shit! We left your dragon friend outside for hours!"