Enigmatic Exploit and Undeserved Gratitude

There's a proverb about justice, ''Though the sword of justice is sharp, it will not slay the innocent,'' on the other hand, ''Though the bat of injustice is blunt, it will slay the innocent,'' and I think you knew who the innocent is.

I tried to outrun them, but, my attempts were futile. Rainbow Dash grabbed me, even though, she had no eyes, but, my inquiry was cut short by somepony taking a bite into my shoulder. I screamed in anguish to recognize it was Twilight who had done that. When she had let go, I turned to inspect what was left of my shoulder.

The skin was ripped out to reveal the juicy bright-red flesh with blood streaming out, forming a small puddle on the floor.

''Well done, Midnight Shadow. You deserve that, bon appetit,'' I heard Discord say.

I witnessed Midnight consuming the skin of my shoulder.

Then, Applejack advanced towards me and she said, ''I'm gonna buck you up.'' First, my body, then, my head.

I was out for a minute, when I came to, I picked up Discord saying, ''Most impressive, Rotten Apple and he, most certainly, is bucked up.''

Next it was Rarity and I was wondering what she was going to do to me. Once I knew, I readied for it.

She utilized her martial arts skills on me. Eventually, she stopped, I was taken aback. I assumed she couldn't use her martial arts, because of how skinny she was.

I was, now, spitting teeth and blood.

''Outstanding, Avaricious. You've shown him who's boss or, rather, master,'' Discord praised.

Fluttershy, then, lunged towards me and proceeded to take bites out of me.

''Don't worry,'' Discord said to me, ''She 'won't' bite.''

I already knew it was sarcasm.

Finally, she was done with torturing me, I saw bite marks all over my body.

However, my distress wasn't even close to finishing. It was now Pinkie's opportunity, she used her contraptions and cleavers to slash me to bits.

She, at last, ended her butchering.

''Excellent, Pinkeye Punisher, for dealing with that meatbag,'' Discord congratulated.

Now, I was bleeding, heavily.

''Acid Rain, finish him off,'' Discord ordered.

What followed was Acid Rain hitting my head off the cave ceiling, then, I made impact with the ground.

I lay as still as death.