Enigmatic Exploit and Undeserved Gratitude

Washed and catered, I advanced to the second-furthest field.

When I emerged onto the green, I met the tree, started generating a replica of Discord, my eyes transformed light red, underwent extreme vexation, I rushed ahead.

When I slammed into the tree, I was unconscious for about five seconds, when I came to, I peered behind me to inspect the tree.

The tree had fallen down, leaving two planks of what used to be the trunk.

''The tree is as thick as two planks,'' I stated.

Satisfied and teeth brushed, I retired to bed.