Meet me in the Apple's Farm, I have something I've been wanting to show you...

Jordan reread the small note again as he strode down the dirt road leading to Sweet Apple Acres. The writing would be virtually illegible to anypony else, but he had gotten used to reading the chicken scratch. The week before last he had been helping a certain Pegasus write an application form and essay for the Wonderbolt Academy.

I must've helped her rewrite that essay over a dozen times. She said that she couldn't mail it in until it was absolutely flawless, thought Jordan, a smile appearing on his face at the memory. Well, I suppose it does mean the world to her. I hope she gets accepted. With the amount of hard-work and devotion she puts in everyday she totally deserves it.

He glanced over the note one more time before carefully folding and stowing it into his back pocket. Luna's moon was full tonight and the sky was clear which allowed for such meticulous actions without need of a lantern. It casted a long shadow of Jordan's tall, muscular form on the road in front of him.

Ever since he had arrived in Equestria, Jordan had had to get used to walking everywhere instead of just driving and also to eating a strictly vegetarian diet. In addition, Applejack had hired him to work on the apple farm hauling wagons alongside Big Macintosh; as a result, his muscles had grown much more defined in the past weeks.

Maybe someone's noticed these bad boys, Jordan mused flexing his biceps. That note was pretty suggestive...

The thought stopped him is his tracks.

"Pfft. Yeah right...we're like best friends!" he nearly shouted with nopony listening save a few squirrels in the surrounding trees. He realized how awkward he must look standing in the middle of the road so late at night and started walking again.

It was true. The first pony to really befriend the tall human when he had popped into existence in the middle of Ponyville was Rainbow Dash. Having already been friends with a Griffon, she was totally accepting of the non-pony from another world no less! From that day on, the two of them had been practically inseparable much to the joy of Jordan who had taken great comfort in having made such a loyal friend in a foreign world.

I owe her so much now that I think about it...

Rainbow had not only befriended Jordan, but also helped him find a job and a place to stay in Ponyville. She would cheer him up whenever he would get homesick and made him feel as if he really belonged here. They went to go see a Wonderbolts show which had seriously impressed Jordan; seeing Blaze, Spitfire, and Soarin doing dazzling mid-air feats was better than any airshow he'd seen back on Earth. But it wasn't really the show that had brought his spirits up... it was Rainbow. All and all, being with Rainbow made Jordan happy, plain and simple.

I have to find a way to repay her some day, he thought slowing down.

The Apple's farm had come into view and Jordan could see a crack of light shining through the barn door. For no real reason but to feel sneaky he decided to tip-toe up to the door and gently nudge it open. Upon opening the door, his eyes were temporarily blinded by the bright lantern inside.

"Eeep!" yelped a voice and Jordan saw something blue zip behind a large wagon full of apples. "Ya could've knocked y'know!"

"It didn't say I had to on the note. Besides, I wanted to be all ninja-like," he replied after his eyes finally adjust to the light. "Whatcha hiding for anyways? Didn't you have something to show me?"

"Isn't it like common sense to knock before entering instead of trying to be some creeper? And yeah I did have something to show ya! I mean... I still do! I want it to be a surprise. You didn't see anything just now didya?!" questioned the voice from behind the wagon.

Jordan sighed.

"No, I didn't see anything. My eyes were adjusting to the light. And whaddaya mean a 'surprise'? Is it like a present or something that you forgot to wrap? Because if it is Dash, you shouldn't have... I mean honestly ya shouldn't have. You've helped me out so much already and I've haven't paid ya back at all.

"That's not it! And that's not true!" the Pegasus shouted back, her voice cracking slightly.

Jordan's eyes widened at the sheer emotion of the Pegasus's words.

"you... you've helped me too..." she whispered.

"Then what are you...

"Close your eyes."

"Wha...

"Just close your eyes!" demanded the Pegasus.

Jordan shook his head in bewilderment, but obeyed the order.

"There. They're closed."

"No peeking! Promise? No, better yet Pinkie Promise?"

"Does this really call for a Pinkie Promise?"

Silence.

"Fine," Jordan sighed. "Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. Happy?"

Rainbow didn't respond and instead, Jordan heard the flutter of wings followed by something setting hoof on the ground in front of him.

"Okay... you can look now."

"Oh Rainbow..." murmured Jordan upon opening his eyes. "You look... amazing."

In front of Jordan stood Rainbow Dash dressed in the Wonderbolt's signature flying suit; the uniform was a darker shade of blue than her coat and bright yellow lightning patterns adorned several areas of the outfit. Her rainbow mane along with her wings poked out of the holes in the suit and she had spread them to their full length. Dash's cutie mark had been embroidered proudly onto the flank. There was only one problem; the goggles. They hid her perfect amethyst eyes, but Rainbow could care less. She had been accepted into the Wonderbolt Academy.

"I knew you'd make it in!" the human yelled, a large smile appearing of his face.

Dash struck a heroic pose before leaping up to embrace her friend.

"Woah!" exclaimed Jordan, stumbling backwards in surprise. "Oof!"

The two had fallen into a large bale of hay near the barn's wall with Rainbow on top still hugging her human.

"It's all because of you. Thank you so much!" cried Rainbow; she was face to face with Jordan beaming at him through her goggles.

"Me!? What the hell did I do? It wasn't me that was practicing everyday of my life to reach my dreams."

"The essay!"

"The... essay?"

"Yeah! You and I both know I can't write to save my life. Without you helping me, I never would've been accepted."

"Please, Dash," snorted Jordan. "I seriously doubt they wouldn't have accepted you. Even with a chicken-scratch essay. Besides, it was all your thoughts and feelings...I just proofread the thing."

"Still!" insisted Rainbow. "I wouldn't...

She paused mid-sentence noticing that her and Jordan's faces were only an inch or two apart. Almost immediately, Dash's face went bright red and her goggles fogged up. She quickly pushed off the human and turned away catching her breath. Jordan took this as an opportunity to sit up and brush off some of the hay on his torso.

"You wouldn't...what?" he pried cocking an eyebrow.

Rainbow took a deep breath and turned back around; her goggles were pushed up revealing a stubborn look in her gorgeous eyes.

"I couldn't have done it without you."

"If you say so..."

The Pegasus smiled as Jordan admitted defeat.

"Oh yeah!" he bellowed.

"What's up?" Rainbow queried while sitting back on her hind legs and cocking her head to the side.

"We have to celebrate! I would've brought some cider or something if I had known...

"Dude, relax," laughed Dash holding up an unmarked jar. "I've got it covered. Applejack had it in the cellar."

Jordan smirked and glanced out the top window of the barn toward the night sky.

Moonshine, eh?

(More than a few drinks later...)

"And den, ya won't believe diss, but da guitarist, h-he getssup like disss..." Jordan slurred while clumsily getting to his feet. "And he, and he, pfft hahahaha..."

"Wha, What!? What he do..?" presses the drunk Pegasus, laughter already welling up in her throat.

"Dis joker... he, he goes da edge of da sstage... and he...pffft!"

"Dude, j-juss spit it out!" implored Dash barely containing her own laughter.

"He, He jumps off like diss," said Jordan and he jumped into the large bail of hay with his hands and legs spread wide apart. "Ehep dair wuffent hennywon dair!" he finished, his words completely muffled.

"Whaaat?"

Jordan flipped over with a toothy grin on his flushed face.

"NO ONE CAUGHT'EM!"

The two friends exploded with laughter. Rainbow fell into the hay next to Jordan tears forming in her eyes from the excessive laughing fit. They laid chuckling for minutes.

Finally, both of them rolled over gazing into each other's eyes. Dash's were still shimmering from the tears while the light of the lantern glinted off Jordan's.

"Hey."

"Yeah?"

"I... I like you..."

"I like you too."

"No... I mean I..."

"Hmm?"

"I like you..."

Rainbow Dash's eyes widened and her face flushed even more red than it had been. She gazed unblinking at Jordan's eyes which seemed to have sobered up at his confession.

Finally, after what felt like years to Jordan, Rainbow burst out in tears.

"IDIOT!"

"Wha...?"

The Pegasus had cut off the human with a sudden kiss. Jordan flinched, his eyes wide with surprise at the sudden contact, but he was soon kissing back with all his heart. He felt his face becoming wet and reluctantly pulled back to see Dash's eyes had become red and puffy, tears still flowing over her blushing cheeks.

"Rainbow...

"IDIOT!" she hollered again while pushing her face into the human's chest.

"Rainbow... what's wrong?" he asked gently wrapping his arm around her small body.

The normally confident and brash pony looked up at him with the most innocent look upon her face.

"You took way too long, dummy. I thought you were never gonna say it. I love you so much," she choked out.

Jordan gave her a warm smile.

"I love you too. And I'll say it to you everyday to make up for making you wait so long."

Rainbow pushed her face back into his chest. Jordan stared down at the goggles on top of her head; she hadn't taken off her Wonderbolt uniform yet.

"You can make it up to me now..."

"Hmm? What was that?"

She looked back up at him. Her face was somehow even more flushed.

"I said you can make it up to me now."

"Oh. Okay. What should I do?"

Rainbow continued to stare at him. She raised up her brow.

"Ohhh..." he finally realized.

"I-I mean if y-you want to," she stammered once again hiding her face.

He put his hand under her chin and pulled her into another kiss.

"Of course I want to," he assured her. He even waggled his eyebrows which caused Rainbow to giggle slightly.

"You're such a dork."

"Hey, you're the one who fell for this dork."

"Yeah," she confessed, kissing him again. "I did."

They began to kiss again with much more passion than before. Rainbow held Jordan's head between her hooves while he rested his hands on her back near her wings. He pushed his tongue passed her lips exploring the inside of her mouth. Her own tongue slipped into his mouth as well and began to drag across his teeth. Rainbow had always wondered what the sharp canines felt like and she wasn't going to waste this opportunity to find out. Both of their mouths tasted like alcohol, but also something sweet the two couldn't resist. Their tongues wrapped themselves around each other in a mad wrestle for dominance. Eventually, Rainbow's long, nimble tongue out-maneuvered Jordan's small, broad one and he let her further explore his mouth.

Every so often they'd break apart gasping for breath only to go right back to it after a second or so. On one of Dash's spelunking trips into Jordan's mouth he vibrated his tongue as if he were rolling an r. This caused Rainbow to let out a moan of pleasure and break the kiss.

"What," she panted, "was that?"

"Just a little something I picked up in a high school Spanish class."

"Wha...?

But she was cut off as Jordan saw a chance to seize control. He had tightened his grip on Rainbow's back and rolled over so that he was now on top.

The Pegasus laid on her back staring up at her lover, eyes full of love and desire. Her forelegs were curled up on her chest and her wings were spread stiff out behind her, probably making a hay angel.

She's so freakin' cute, thought Jordan wondering how he had ever managed to get her to love him.

He bent down to start planting kisses on the mare's neck though it was still trapped in the suit. Nevertheless, she moaned once again running her hooves through his hair. The kisses turned to nibbles which climbed up and down her neck until Jordan's teeth found the zipper to the uniform. He trapped the zipper is his bite and slowly, but surely, made his way down Rainbow's slender body; his nose ran against her coat as he moved downward. When he reached the end, the smell of the mare's heat flooded his senses. He lifted his head and saw the wet stain of her marehood on the suit. He wanted to taste it so bad, he needed to.

Woah boy, Jordan cautioned himself. We're not in any rush. There'll be plenty of time for that later. But first...

He made his way back up the Pegasus and stared deeply into his lover's eyes. Their lips connected once again only for Jordan to break it and begin to nibble on Rainbow's ear. She let out a long moan.

"Let's get you out of this suit," he whispered into her ear.

"Ohhh please...I'm so hot!"

Jordan felt his member twitch as his lover's lustful words registered in his mind.

Oh shit, that's sexy.

He moved his anxious hands to the top of the suit and began to pull the tight material off of Rainbow. Her coat underneath was damp with sweat, but the scent was intoxicating to Jordan. He got as far down as her wings before he had trouble.

"Here," laughed Rainbow turning over onto her stomach while Jordan pulled off his t-shirt revealing his fit body.

He could now maneuver the suit over the Pegasus's stiff blue wings. He kissed and nibbled them as he pulled the uniform over and off the sensitive appendages.

"Ohh goddess, that's...good," whimpered Rainbow biting her lip.

Spurred on by this, Jordan began to massage her feathers, increasing the pressure as he went. Rainbow's moans turned to soft squeals.

"Hey... I'm not gonna last long if you keep that up..."

The human chuckled under his breath.

"Didn't know you were so sensitive."

"Sh-shut up..."

Jordan laughed again, but went back to removing the suit. As he pulled the uniform over her colorful tail, Rainbow wiggled her tight flanks in his face. Her tail swished against his bare chest and the human caught a quick glance of the glistening pink lips hidden behind the tail.

Acting on instinct, Jordan grabbed hold of her toned flanks and gave them a good squeeze.

"Ahh!" squeaked Rainbow not expecting the sudden contact.

She turned her head back to her lover with half-lidded eyes.

"I want you."

The three simple words shattered Jordan's restraint. He squeezed her again, then flipped her over onto her back.

He gazed at her wet marehood, eyes full of lust. The lips puckered open and closed longing to be kissed. He dove down burying his face in his lover's groin.

"Oh shit!" gasped Rainbow as Jordan's lips met her nethers.

He didn't just stop there either. His tongue drew quick circles on her pink labia while he pushed his way inside with his long fingers. His other hand had made its way up the mare's body to her erect nipples which he then played with. The Pegasus gasped again as the fingers pinched her nipples.

His tongue eventually found Rainbow's swollen clit. Inhaling the scent of her arousal, Jordan released the hot breath directly onto her clitoris. He flicked at it with his tongue before bringing his mouth down on it and sucking hard. Rainbow's moans increased in pitch and frequency. Jordan pulled out his fingers pushing his tongue inside in their stead. The mare brought the wet fingers up to her mouth and started sucking on her own juices.

"Mmm," she hummed tasting the fluids.

Rainbow writhed her body trying to push Jordan's tongue deeper into her nethers. Jordan found a soft, gummy patch of flesh on the ceiling of her arousal. The tip of his tongue swirled furiously over the newly discovered area. Rainbow shut her eyes tight; her moans were now verging on screams.

"Yes! Yes! Don't Stop! Please Don't Stop!" she begged feeling her climax coming on fast.

All of the sudden, Rainbow's eyes flew open and her writhing ceased. Jordan felt her walls tighten around his tongue. A whole second passed. Then, the mare's juices flooded her nethers.

"OH GODDESS! YES!" the Pegasus shrieked.

She convulsed as the climax permeated every inch of her small body. Her fluids squirted out hitting Jordan in the face, but he continued to lap at her pink lips letting her slowly float down from her high.

Her head rolled back onto the hay as she tried to catch her breath.

"That... was something else," panted Rainbow.

"It certainly was," agreed Jordan while examining a strand of her juices between his middle and index fingers.

Dash took his hand in her hooves and licked the strand from his fingers.

How can she be so damn sexy? wondered Jordan.

"Woah!"

He looked down to see Rainbow's hind leg pushing against the bulge in his now tight fitting jeans.

"Seems I wasn't the only one who enjoyed that."

Jordan looked up and saw a mischievous smile creeping up Dash's cheeks.

I don't like that the looks of that smile...

Rainbow sat up in a flash and pushed Jordan onto his butt.

"Guess I'll have to repay the deed..." she purred and started lapping at his naked chest.

Jordan propped himself up on his elbows and took a big whiff of Rainbow's mane. She smelled like... skittles? While smelling her his nose bumped the goggles still on her forehead for he had forgotten to remove them earlier. Looking at them now however, he found the way they pushed up her mane to be quite attractive. .

Dash worked her way down the human's body. She paused when she had gotten to the top of his jeans.

"Let's get these out of the way," she mused.

The mare skillfully unbuttoned his jeans using only her mouth and then took the zipper in her teeth just as Jordan had done to her earlier. She tugged down and revealed Jordan's boxer-briefs, his manhood pulsating underneath. Rainbow then shifted down to his feet pulling off his sneakers and socks. After they were off, the Pegasus grabbed both pant legs and ripped the jeans off Jordan in one fluid motion.

She's become quite bold...

Rainbow moved up and looked Jordan in the eye with a look of false innocence on her face.

"You want me to play with this guy?" she asked playfully rubbing her hoof against his briefs.

She's become really bold!

"Please," confirmed Jordan.

Dash lent in to kiss her lover then moved back down to his throbbing mass.

She licked the cloth taunting his cock for a minute or so before finally pulling down his underwear. Taking it in her hoof, she stroked up and down the shaft pulling back his foreskin. Her other hoof was massaging his balls as she continued to slowly move her hoof up then down and up and down and up...(pause for dramatic effect)... then slowly back down to the hilt.

"Oh Rainbow..." he moaned tilting his head back savoring every stroke. "Oh wow!"

Jordan tilted his head up to see a long strand of drool leading from the Pegasus's mouth to his member. Her hoof increased its speed spreading her "homemade" lubricant all over his shaft. Rainbow worked his cock for another minute before pausing to stare up at him with a questioning look. She stuck out the tip of her tongue and lowered her head down all the while staring up at her lover.

No way! Is she gonna...

His thoughts were interrupted as Rainbow's tongue met the tip of his head. She flicked it a few times causing Jordan to let out a loud moan. Another mischievous smile appeared on her face.

"Didn't know you were so sensitive," she teased throwing Jordan's own line back at him.

Oh ha-ha. Aren't we clev...

But his thoughts were once again cut short as Rainbow wrapped her mouth around his mushroom tip. She took one long suck then started bobbing her head vertically on his member. She would blow as she went down on it and suck as she came back up. Sometimes she'd carefully drag her teeth across the skin while other times she would lick the underside with her long tongue all the while bobbing her head. Then, without warning, she took his whole cock in her mouth letting the tip touch the back of her throat and gagging her.

She pulled away sputtering saliva everywhere and closing one of her eyes.

"Geez... you're too big for that y'know?"

"Th-that was y-your idea, n-not mine..." panted Jordan, a big smile on his face. He lifted one hand and caressed her cheek. "You don't have to try so hard."

"Yes I do!" she shot back, her face flushing bright red. "I want... you to feel good too."

Jordan's eyes widened.

Fuck! She's too good for me!

"I don't deserve you..."

"Yes you do. You just haven't realized it yet," said Rainbow. She went to put her mouth back on his member, but paused and looked back up at him. "Tell me when, okay?"

Jordan nodded.

Her mouth enclosed his shaft once more and she began her bobbing act with more speed than before. Jordan moved his hand from her cheek to the back of her head, locking her in place. The slurping noises she was making aroused him even more. She closed both eyes and picked up her pace again with her one hoof resting on the human's leg and the other furiously squeezing his balls.

"Oh shit Dash! I'm close!"

Rainbow slowed down looking up at Jordan. Give it to me, her eyes said.

She kicked it into overdrive going all out on his cock until...

"I'm gonna cum!" he screamed through gritted teeth.

Dash pushed off and pulled the goggles over her eyes just as Jordan's manhood started to spasm in her hoof. She pumped it with her hoof letting him paint her face and the lenses white with his seed. His hips bucked as spurt after spurt shot out the tip of his cock, her hoof milked him for all he was worth.

"Oh wow..."

Jordan's elbow buckled in exhaustion and he fell flat on his back panting. Rainbow squeezed the last couple of drops of cum into her mouth. She then climbed up onto Jordan laying on his beating chest. She took the goggles off and wiped the lenses clean with her tongue. She made a loud gulping noise and opened her mouth to show Jordan she had swallowed every last drop.

"Tastes kind of salty," she said thoughtfully.

"I wouldn't know..."

Rainbow gazed deeply into her new coltfriend's eyes and smiled the warmest and most loving of smiles.

"Good to know."

Jordan lifted his head and kissed his new marefriend on the forehead. He held her tightly in his arms as they lay together.

"I love you."

"I love you more..." yawned Rainbow.

"Getting tired?"

"No... I just..."

The human looked down to see his Pegasus had fallen asleep and was softly snoring into his chest.

Well, I guess we did drink quite a lot earlier, he thought smiling. Besides, we'll have more energy for the other stuff when we wake up.

He picked her up and gently placed her small form onto the hay. He then found a large tarp the Apple's used to cover their wagon and wrapped both Rainbow and himself tightly in it. Rainbow reached out for Jordan in her sleep and he snuggled close to her.

I'm here. And I always will be.

(Several Hours Later...)

"What a bee-utiful day!" observed an orange pony wearing a Stetson hat.

Applejack had woken up and was heading towards the barn to grab some buckets to hold the apples she would be harvesting today. She remembered how Rainbow Dash had asked her if she could use the barn to surprise Jordan on her acceptance into the Wonderbolt Academy. Applejack had said she was more than happy to let her use the barn and even take some cider from the cellar to celebrate just as long as they didn't drink her own special brew. She hoped that the alcohol would help loosen up her friends and get them to admit their feelings to each other. Everypony could see that they were perfect for each other.

She reached the barn and slowly pushed the door open. She smiled at the scene before her.

Aww... Ah'm glad they're finally together.

The two lovers were huddled up close together on a pile of hay with a wagon tarp over their sleeping bodies. Applejack smirked at the clothes strewn all about the barn and an empty bottle of her specially brewed cider tipped over next to them.

Wait! What!?

Applejack looked back at the bottle.

"RAINBOW DAAAAAAASSSSSHHHH!!!!!"

The sleeping Pegasus simply hiccuped and nuzzled closer to her human.

Author's Note

My first clopfic. To be honest, I'm not actually a clopper, but it's really fun to write them. This is kinda an exercise for writing sex scenes for my other fic.