My Little Friendship Confusion Is Magic

We begin our story with three best friends exploring the wilderness near their home's. The three of them met in grade school in the second grade. However different there opinions may be, they still ended up as friends. Today, they agreed to meet on the edge of the forest to get away from civilization (at least were they live). They've been walking for about fifteen minutes when one if them decided to speak.

"Hey Tristen" said one of the boys. He was the tallest of the three. He had black hair and generally grew impatient with the others.

"What?" ,said Tristen. He was the shortest of the three. He has brown hair and (from the other's perspective) was the source for all of they're problems, due to his attitude.

"What is this from. Doctor, I think I may be a homosexual.", Jared said jokingly. Tristen knew what the joke was, but decided to neglect it.

"Your a homosexual," replied Tristen in his usual retarded voice.

"Ok, don't get aggravated at each other, that means you Jared," said the third friend looking at the first. He was just a hair shorter than Jared, but the only timid one of them. He has brown hair and spends most of his time outside ( unlike the other two).

"Shut it Janson," replied Jared already aggravated. "I swear, if you do that crap again...".

"But Janson hasn't seen that yet.", replied Tristen. Jared looked at Janson curiously.

"You haven't seen that?", Jared asked.

"Not yet.", Janson said looking around. Before Tristen could speak and make things worse, Janson spoke up.

"Hey guys, have we ever been in that cave before." They all looked over and saw a small cave in the distance.

"Come on, lets go check it out!", Janson yelled, already running towards the cave.

"Race ya!", Jared yelled sprinting after Janson.

"Wait for meeeee," Tristen said walking behind the others.

"Come on man you need to speed...", Jared started before slamming face first into a tree. Tristen ran up and helped Jared get up, laughing.

"Good stinking job there bro ham.", Tristen laughed as he ran past Jared.

"Come back here," Jared laughed chasing after Tristen.

"Nope," Tristen replied nearly at the mouth of the cave.

"Stop messing around and come look at this!" Janson yelled, surprising both of them. They've never seen Janson so serious before. Tristen and Jared joined Janson at the mouth of the cave. The cave was big and wide, but quickly came to a dead end. Along the edge of the wall was an old styled pic axe stuck in some coal.

"Well this sucks", Tristen said walking in the cave.

"Yeah, it does. Hey, anyone want a free sample", Jared said, grabbing the pic axe and swinging away on the coal.

"Not a bad little cave", Janson said, examining the wall.

"A little small for my likings", Tristen commented at the end if the cave. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a faint glow on the rocks. He went to were he saw the light and found some sort of engraving on a rock.

"Hey! Guys! Check this out!", Tristen yelled. Jared dropped his pic and walked over with Janson. They all looked at the carving on the wall. It had a circular design with a detailed center.

"Looks like a rune from Skyrim", Jared said examining the rune.

"Can I touch it", Tristen asked getting ready to poke it.

"Tristen no!", Jared and Janson yelled in unison. They grabbed Tristen's arm, trying to pull it away from the rune, but they were to late. As soon as Tristen's finger touched the rune, the light faded away.

"Well that's disappointing", sighed Tristen.

"What the hell is wrong with you!" Screamed Jared, "Why did you..." Before he could finish, the rune started to let out blinding streams of light. The light slowly engulfed the three friends.

"I HATE YOU TWO!", screamed Janson. The whole cave became surrounded in light. The three friends fell, one by one.