BAD LUCK RAP

by 5raptor5

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Crossover
Length: 322

The League of Heroes sets out to prove that bad luck isn't real..

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-16 22:17:55 UTC

Bad Luck

One day, Young Autobot and Grievous are playing board game.

Young Autobot: You shouldn't role the dice with 4 arms that's bad luck.

General Grievous: Forget it Young Autobot.

BAD LUCK RAP

General Grievous: Check out my BFF's, we not gonna listen to your superstitions. So, Trixie, tell them why we on a mission.

Trixie: The other day, I'm on a date with Twilight's assistant, Spike, Then Chrysalis said "This brings bad luck". Then I said "I ain't scared I'm gonna do it. No such thing as bad luck, and I'm'a prove it."

Then Lightning came to her.

Young Autobot: Grievous, did you see that?

But Grievous and Pinkie Pie don't believe him.

General Grievous: Yo, we ain't scared of your lies. Next up is Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: Last week, I was in Sugarcube Corner when I was eating too many cakes then Mr. Cake said "Bad Luck for a year". Then I said "I ain't scared I'm gonna do it. No such thing as bad luck, and I'm'a prove it."

Then the train ran over her, but she's still alive.

Young Autobot: Grievous, It happen again! It happen again!

General Grievous: Huh. Yeah. Unh. Yeah, Them rhymes is hot, they straight-up sizzle. Next up is my best friend, Young Autobot.

Young Autobot: I can't. I saw what happen to you and our friends, and I believe in bad luck.

General Grievous: I know you're not afraid of bad luck, Talk to a player while we walk to the Everfee Forest.

Young Autobot: Really? No. I'm going back to where we left that board game in Ponyville.

General Grievous: Look, I ain't scared I'm gonna do it. No such thing as bad luck, and I'm'a prove it.

Then the werewolves came and attacked General Grievous.

General Grievous: Ouch! They bite my leg! And all of my arm are bitten right now! BAD LUCK IS REAL!

THE END