The Art of Organised Cheating Part 1

You’re each staring at the fridge intently. The food you all bought looked scrumptious. You went through all the trouble of buying it, so it’s about time you ate a little, right? Besides, you’ve read somewhere that sleeping on an empty stomach leads to lower testing scores.

Without further delay, you each cut a small piece of cheese bread from the roll and put it on a plate. Lyra levitates grapes over everypony’s dishes and gives you all a fair share. You pass around 6 cookies to each mare, while Colgate cuts up a pineapple for you all to eat.

Trixie makes everypony peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the white bread as this all goes on.

Suddenly, the door to the room flies wide open and slams into the wall. Everypony stops what they’re doing, and Lyra even drops her grapes.

“FREEZE! THIS IS A RAID!” A stallion yells in his guard uniform.

“What’s the problem, inspector!?” Trixie yells as she comes from behind the curtain. “Trixie does not appreciate you barging into her room like this!”

The guard charges at Trixie in an attempt to tackle her, but she teleports out of the way and in front of the other guards. They each swing their hooves at her, only catching air. You’re surprised at the whole sight, confused and scared that the guards are here, but you’re astounded at how Trixie has improved in her magic. You entertain the idea of dueling her again someday.

Trixie has dodged everything the guards were willing to throw at her and they found themselves exhausted, and hurt from their own attacks.

“Ha! The Great and Powerful Trixie laughs at the sight of your failures!”

Just then, Trixie is kicked by a guard out of the window. You can hear as she smashes into a cart that shatters into a million wooden shards that clank onto the pavement

Lyra, Colgate, and yourself all put your faces in your hooves, disappointed. Seconds later, you’re all hoofcuffed, and are being escorted out of the building. Trixie’s unconscious body is thrown into the back of a Canterlot security task force wagon. You and your friends find yourselves in there with her.

The back of the wagon is dark, and the only light that shines through it is from 3 rectangular holes above you that allow moonlight to shine through.

You’re all scarred and confused. Colgate finds herself checking Trixie’s vital signs. You’re all audibly asking questions as if you were trying to ask the driver of the carriage, but he ignores all of you. Eventually Trixie wakes up with a case of amnesia, forgetting everything she did since you guys went to the store.

An hour or so later, you all end up at a police station.

You’re all asking questions and jittering around frantically when a guard presents one of your grocery bags. You all shut up as the Princess walks through the doors.

“Princess Celestia!” you yelp uncontrollably before you bow along with your friends. “I’m so glad to see you! Please, tell these guys that we haven’t done anything wrong!”

Celestia narrows her eyes and looks at the shopping bag. She levitates it into the air and pour it’s contents out onto the table. You see a mountain of what looks like salt.

Lyra’s eyes widen, causing Colgate’s to widen. You have no idea what’s going on until Trixie speaks.

“WHOA!” she yells. “That’s a lot of cocaine!”

Your heart sinks.

“Twilight….” The princess utters your name softly. “How could you?” She examines to pile of coke and then stares back at you. Her eyes scan judgingly at the four of you, actually.

“That’s not ours!” Colgate yelps in fear. “There was bread in there! Twilight and I got bread!”

“Is that what you kids call it these days?!” Celestia bellows in disappointment. Celestia looks at you and her trust is physically flowing from her eyes. “Send them all to the dungeon! Get them out of my sight!”

Your heart breaks and you die on the spot.

DEATH BY COKE

D: Let’s try that again!!!