The ponyquin

by JimmyRevSulli

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Sex, Sweetie Belle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Rarity
Length: 1106

A ponyquin in rarity's botique is starting to raise some questions...

When a ponyquin in the corner of rarity's boutique starts raising suspicion of being a spy from the dragon kingdom, it's up to sweetie, and rarity to destroy it. Will it be as easy as expected?

Published 2013-06-17 04:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-17 04:20:02 UTC

The Ponyquin

"If you had seen it you would be scared out of your mind too, sis!" screamed Sweetie Belle, as she prepared to storm out of the carousel boutique.
"Goodness! I have never seen such anger in a body that small!" rarity thought to herself. "I didn't even argue the matter with her!" Rarity was thinking about what had just happened. Sweetie Belle had come to her earlier, claiming that she had seen one of Rarity's ponyquins looking around for something earlier that day.
"Sweetie Belle, let's be rational here! I'm sure it was your mind playing tricks on you again, darling." Said Rarity, not wanting to believe the words that the now hysterical Sweetie Belle had just told her.

These events had taken place roughly fifteen minutes ago. "Oh no! this is bad, now Sweetie Belle wont talk to me for at least tw-" Rarity was cut off, by the sound of a box of dress making supplies hitting the floor. "Hello?" Called Rarity, with fear in her voice, and a nervous look on her face. "Sweetie Belle, if this is a joke you can give it up now! You got me!" Rarity sighed, and gave up. "Oh what's the worst that could happen?" Rarity mumbled under her voice. She walked into the next room quietly, trying not to alert anypony that she was there.

Her hoof hit a small jewel that she was ripening for spike, because he helped her re-arrange the other day. "Shoot." said rarity under her breath, unaware that she had alerted the intruder. she ran into the room. "Show yourself!" she yelled.

In the corner of her eye, Rarity saw the stand that her poyquin stood on rocking back and forth slightly. "SWEETIE BELLE THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!" screamed Rarity at the top of her lungs. Just then, she heard someone enter the boutique.
"Rarity, I'm sorry I yelled at you!" said the distinct voice of Sweetie Belle, who had just entered from the front door.

"Oh sweetums, I could never stay mad a-" Rarity choked on her words, as she realized what was going on. "Are you okay, Rarity?" said sweetie bell, with a hint of concern in her voice. "Sweetie, I'm SO sorry that I didn't believe your ponyquin theory!" Exclaimed Rarity.
"DID YOU SEE IT TOO?" Exclaimed Sweetie. "Yes, but its okay sweetie. I can handle this!"
"How do expect to do th-" Sweetie was cut off by Rarity's scream. "SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The door crashed down almost instantly, a baby dragon rushing in, with a speed that challenged rainbow dash.
"WHAT IS IT, RARITY?" screamed spike
"This ponyqin!" exclaimed rarity, pointing in its general direction.
"Prepare Wah Grind Hin doom." said a disembodied voice, coming from all over the room.
"we're in a LOT of trouble..." said spike.
"WHAT!? WHY?! WHAT WAS THAT, SPIKE!!" screamed Rarity, in a panic.
"Well." started spike. "That was Dragon's tongue. The language of the dragons. what he said, quite literally translates to prepare to meet your doom" said spike. out of nowhere, a mist formed in the middle of the room, conjuring up Rarity's ponyquin. but not the same as before. it had scales... and it could move.

The first thing Spike noticed was a small red spot on it's chest. "UUUGGHH'" roared Spike. He walked up to the ponyquin/ dragon prince, and pressed down the button. The room filled with all kinds of light, as the ponyquin disintegrated before their very eyes. "Fuck you Rarity, you could've done that yourself. Bitch." Said spike as he walked out of the carousel boutique.

Author's Note

I hope you enjoyed! this was just something to pass the time for me. This isn't meant to be the best story of all time (also very short and anti-climactic, just a stupid, random story. The dragon language came from a little thing I found on the internet, that translated English to the draconic language from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

Link to translator: http://geekti.me/utils/dtrans.html

Epilogue

Epilogue

after the incident, spike and twilight moved back to canterlot, because rarity was a needy whore. Sweetie Belle didn't want to put up with her shit either, so she left with them. Spike fell in love with, and kissed Sweetie Belle. She had a heart attack and died. Rarity fell into a deep depression, and lived out her days as a crazy cat lady.

rainbow dash went to visit twilight, and they fucked. applejack got jealous, and killed rainbow, because twilight was hers. applejack went to visit twilight. they fucked too. pinkie pie got jealous, and made applejack into some delicious cupcakes. they were scrumptious as FUCK. pinkie went to give twilight the cupcakes. they fucked also. fluttershy went to kill pinkie, because she was jealous too. she succeeded, and they fucked.

"EVERYPONY IN THIS TOWN IS HORNY!!!! Exclaimed Twilight. It wasn't a complaint either. in the end, it was rarity that twilight hadn't fucked. well she actually had, but that was before she lived in canterlot. but anyway, Rarity went to visit twilight and killed fluttershy, because she was jealous too. By now, Twilight knew the drill,(no pun intended) so she spread them legs for Rarity. after they were done fucking, spike murdered Rarity, because he was still pissed about the ponyquin incident a few months back.

spike and twilight fucked. for like 69 hours. they fucked until twilights parents came in her room and joined in. they made a tv show out of it, since it was the world record for the longest sex session. they hired a necromancer to bring sweetie belle back to life, since spike still had the hotts for her. she joined in the sex and she was like naked. sweetie belle was a minor though, so they were all taken away by the royal guards, thus stopping the record breaking sex session. they were executed upon arriving at the castle.

Twilight was like really pissed off, so she rained down her wrath on all of the royal guards. they were all dead. while spike is best alicorn, Twilight went to Princess Celestia to talk about the matter she was like really pissed off and stuff. celestia told twilight she could go and fuck spike, and sweetie belle's ghost. they did. all of the others, fluttershy, rarity, applejack, rainbow dash, and pinkie pie were all ghosts. they all fucked with sweetie, twilight and spike too, while squirting rainbows out of their buttholes. "Everything is going to be just fine!" said twilight

Author's Note

Have a nice day. Bitch.

This was a "fuck around chapter" so.. disregard this entire thing