
The Catastrophic Case of the Cutie Mark Crusaders
Hello, my name is Pinkamina Dian Pie, and I suggest you pick up a much happier story. Perhaps one in which good things happen to little fillies who do everything right, and the sun always shines. If it sounds as though you would like such a story, then please close whatever form of media you are reading this on, and go to the "Normal" section of Equestria Daily, where such stories are stored. This is not a happy story, this is the story of three little fillies, and the terrible events that were to befall them.

9716 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
4 Chapters:
- Please Pick A Happier Story 2011-07-11 02:43:55 UTC1487
- The Somber Start 2011-08-03 14:00:48 UTC2295
- Sour Apples 2011-08-04 02:29:20 UTC3046
- Frantic Fashion 2011-08-25 00:33:53 UTC2888