Ponymania

by Red Mare

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 1173

MLPWE: My Little Pony Wrestle Entertainment. Ponies wrestling ponies.

Mares and Gentle Colts. Let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a single death match for anypony competing!

This is a fun project that my friend and I made up.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-18 01:50:03 UTC

Match 1: Rainbow Dash vs Applejack!

The Arena. A place where everypony was there to watch entertainment unfold and tickets were apparently sold out. Lights shined down on the white floor mat, making it not too bright to blind the eyes of watchers, but not to dim either to be blind by the dark and see shadows. It was just right so everypony, little fillies colts, stallions, and mares of all age to see. They were all jumping up and down frantically, waiting for a show to start. Just then a young purple scaled drake, with green spines on top of his head, ran all the way down to his spade shaped tail. It was Spike, and he was wearing a black and white striped shirt stepped onto the white mat, the light shining on him.

A microphone was hanging down and was gently swinging back and forth. He grabbed the microphone with his claw and shouted, "ARE YOU READY EVERYPONY?!!!!!!!!!!" A lot of cheers echoed through out the entire area as Spike looked around and listened to the crowd. He shouted again, "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Again voices cheered and echoed. Some pegasi flew to the sky and landed on their seat again. Some ponies had rainbow colors, shirts, socks, and hairstyles, while others had apples, hats, and mugs with a orange pony on the front. Spike held up a claw and the audience went silent. Spike said into the microphone, "I like to welcome all of you to PWE, Pony Wrestling Entertainment. We have a good show to share with you all. So now I'm going introduce the first competitors."

The audience cheered loudly as Spike continued, "Now entering the arena. She comes from a farm in Ponyville. Her hard days working on a farm with her family. Her orange coat, bright in the sunlight, her cutie mark of three apples on her flank. She wears a stetson hat on top of her head as her trademark. Give a loud applause for The Farmer Pony, Applejack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A orange pony entered through a bright lit tunnel. Her orange coat, cutie mark, and stetson hat, match the description Spike just announced. As Applejack entered she felt nervous form all the attention she was receiving from all the ponies in the area. Her bright green eyes just focused on the the match floor Spike was standing on. She pulled her stetson over her eyes, hiding the crimson blush that appeared on her face.

As Applejack walked towards the arena, all the sounds around her began to deafen as she remembered why she was here. This is for mah family and something more. Maybe. Applejack thought to herself, as she walked up the metal stairs and onto the match floor. Spike walked over towards the farmer and asked into the microphone, "So what brings you here today Applejack?"

"Um well. Mah Family I suppose." Applejack replied, showing her eyes to Spike and everypony watching her. She looked around for her family Big Mac, Apple Bloom, and Granny Smith. She spotted them in the front row as Spike said, "Well maybe you'll change your mind once you know you'll be versing." Applejack looked at the drake with a confused expression on her face. Spike then continued, "All the way from Cloudsdale, comes the fastest flyer in all of Equestria. She made sonic rainbooms, her confidence and loyalty to others is never ending. Give it up for Rainbow Dash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A sky blue pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail walked through a lit tunnel. Her rose colored eyes focusing on the arena match ahead. Her sky blue coat was brightened by the light that was shining from the ceiling above her. Her cutie mark of a rainbow lightning bolt coming from a cloud. She sprouted her wings and flew through the arena, showing off for the crowd. The audience sitting all around the match floor cheered for the flying pegasi, as Rainbow landed in front of Applejack and Spike. She stepped back a bit, looking at the farmer opponent in front of her. Spike with the microphone in his claw, walked over to the pegasus. Spike then asked into the microphone, "So what brings you here today Rainbow Dash?"

Rainbow Dash snatched the microphone out of Spike's claw and shouted to the crowd, "I'm here to win and have a good time!" The crowd cheered loudly, stomping their hooves on the ground in excitement. Spike the referee, took the microphone out of Rainbow's hoof and yanked on the string holding it. As the microphone was being pulled up, the two walked towards each other stopping in front of Spike.

Spike then explained the rules to the competitors, "Okay ladies. First, rule no weapons allowed. Second rule, the match ends when one of you submits or is pinned. Third rule, no swearing or any other gestures. Fourth rule, no flying more then 3 feet off the ground. And the fifth and final rule, have fun."

The two ponies nodded their heads as they understood the rules. The two of them began to circle the ring, staring at each other menacingly. The bell sounded and both ponies lunged forward at each other, making the first move. Applejack gave Rainbow Dash a hoof slap in the face, almost knocking the brash pegasus to the ground. Rainbow stood her ground, and tackled the farm pony down to the floor. Applejack laid on her back looking up at the blinding lights, then a shadow crossed over face, as Rainbow laid right on top of her. Rainbow Dash then burped, a big one in Applejack's face.

Applejack could smell a lot of things coming from the belch, Rainbow's breath, mints, a daisy sandwich, and apple cider. Rainbow just sat on Applejack, waiting for Spike to count down. Spike rushed over, and patted the mat with his claw. He began to count down, "1... 2." Applejack pushed Rainbow off of her, getting up off the ground. Rainbow Dash gets out of the arena, going under it. She twists her hoof and gets the polish from under the ring, shining her hoof. She twists it back on, gets back in the on the top ring, and kicks Applejack in the rear. Her hoof ended up never getting found after that, and it was very difficult to walk after that. Applejack just then fell backwards, her back laying on top of Rainbow Dash's back. As she was laying on top, Spike began the count down again. "1....2....3! Match is over!" Applejack stood back up, looking down at her friend. A smile formed on the farmer's face as she held out a hoof, Rainbow gladly took it.

"The winner of the first match goes to Applejack!!!!!!!" Spike announced, as he pointed a claw at the farm pony. Applejack threw her stetson hat up in the sky, in celebration of her victory. Rainbow Dash then flew to the sky and took the hat and flew off towards the locker rooms, Applejack chasing her all the way there.