Remember that time Twilight ate a bird?

If you don't, neither does she. But maybe she almost did. What if Twilight ate other things instead? Strange things. Weird things. What if she really liked eating them?

What if each of the mane six had something that totally and one-hundred percent happened in their lives as well? What if it was weird but kind of interesting to read about? Spike too, but no one cares about him.

These stories might be about those things.

Easily reconciled as FiM fanfiction.

TRIGGER WARNING: Don't. Just, really. Don't.

Insubstantial praise for Events That Have Occurred:

"The Dubliners of Pony Fanfiction!" – no one

"Tell me about the bird. Oh yes. Tell me. Whisper it into my ear. Oh yes. Say what she did. Tell me she — wait. She DIDN'T? YOU FUCKER. I was so close." – Horizon

Written for someone.