Discord's Gift

chapter 1      the journey

    Ok I guess ill start with an introduction: My name is Brandon, im a male, im 15, im about 5'9.

I was walking in a forest one night at about 11:30pm after getting in a fight at school with an asshole beacuse of me hanging out with his supposed girlfriend so he came up to me and punched me and I slamed his head into the ground. As he got up he tackled me and thats when the principle came out and broke us up, it turnes out I shattered his nose but he was so pumped with so much adrenalene he didnt feel it, anyway back to the other story . As I was walking I came across something I will never forget until the day i die: an ancient Mayan Looking shrine, surrounded by still-lit torch basins on pedastales. As i inched closer i began to see more intriqute detail in the building like the more visable ones that look something like...PONIES?!

   There were six groups of six pinies in seperate circles focusing on six differant orbs wich I guess are the elements of harmony, then another were six ponies standing under what looks to be a bad interpretation of Discord, another was two ponies in some sort of yin yang like Celestia and Luna, but the last one was one I had never seen before was Discord standing over a town with fire in his hands and looks to be laughing.

"Why the hell are ponies carved into a Mayan shrine but much more importantly why is there a shrine in Canada?" I said outloud. all of a sudden a voice boomed through the night and it was somehow familiar it came from deep within the shrine but also in my head.

     "So, you finally made your measly little hindquarters to my Temple Of Chaos."

   "Who are you, why do you sound so familiar?" I asked while trembling.

   "I think you can make a few guesses." Discord said while laughing

"No not really."

"Well if you really can't figure it out then I will tell you...no I will SHOW you!" Then the ground shook violently and the temple split open.

    "Bringer of chaos, harbinger of doom, destroyer of worlds, FOR. I. AM. DISCORD!!!!!

And he shot up out of the chasm wearing a sombrero and out came cotton candy clouds that sprayed up chocolate mik and streamers everywhere then out poped  landed right in front of me and stuck his big eyes in my face.

"So, are you suprised to see Discord here right now?" As an elephant climbed out of the chasm.

"Umm, yes?" I wasn't sure what to say but I didnt want to piss off the chaos god "What b-brings y-you here D-Discord?" I asked shakly.

"I was waiting of course for someone to come along so I can offer a proposition."

"What kind of proposition?" I asked wondering imensly about this deal "I was going to offer a human to come back to Equestria with me.

I imediatly yelled "Yup, me me me pick me right here!" as I threw my hand up and waved it around.

"If they could pass a test." He said with a smartass smile on his face my spirits immediatly dropped I've always failed tests

"What kind of test are we talking?"

"Well if you can be sent into the everfree forest with an abnormal amount of monsters in there and surive then your free to roam Equestria and live a happy life."

"Okay as long math has nothing to do with it."

"What? No of course not why would a god of chaos need math?" he asked.

"I have no idea." afraid i said the wrong thing

    "Ok then stand right here." as he pointed to a platform beside the temple and mumbled something like "Humans ill never understand them", I stood there and Discord disappered and I waited, and waited, and waited. It was starting to get light outside when finally a green aura surrounded me everything started to warp and change and when I came back to reality all that  changed was the trees and the temple wich was now a dark castle but i reconized it all as the castle in the everfree forest. I looked down and realized I had turned into a dark green Pegasus with a black mane streaked with red. Naturally I flipped the fuck out. Fourtunatly I didnt start to throw things partially beacause I dont have opposable thumbs anymore and secondly beacuse there wasn't much to throw at anyway.

    I wandered through the forest for about 6 hours (well it felt like it anyway). I finally came through to a hill on the edge of the forest and low and behold there was Ponyville.

    All I can say is holy motherfucker im in Equestria and I'm staring at Ponyville

    I made my way down to the edge of town and nobody or I should say nopony took notice to me I was just a new stallion in town and it felt great. As I entered town I tried to reconize some of the ponies and it wasn't a wasted effort, I saw; Colgate, Derpy, Lyra with Bon Bon (why am I not suprised) and Pinkie Pie who imediatly after seeing me insisted on my name;

"Hey I havent seen you before, are ya new?"

"Yeah, I just came into town, and I'm guessing your Pinkie Pie?" I said with a troll face on.

She just stood there with a very confused face on.

"How do you know my name?"

"Oh I just took a wild guess."

"Okie Dokie Loki." She said suspiciously

All I can is now is I'm proud to say I have just confused Pinkie Pie.