If this transmission reaches you, it means I, one of your battle units, am still functional. Little else seems to have survived the transfer other than myself.

I am currently manipulating a pony here called Twilight Sparkle, to open a rift for us. If my plan succeeds you will find me at coordinates (113, 117) and a pony to study at (111, 106).

Regardless you have an ally in this putrid land of sunshine and smiles. Soon Earth will be yours again, and the thousands of years spent on a world that is scarcely conducive to life shall end.