Life Goes On

Chapter 4: 3 Reasons Why You Don't Sleep With Your Best Friend's Brother

"Hey Big Mac, get your ass up, it's time to get ready for school!" Applejack shouted from the bathroom, Big Mac not being in there brushing his teeth when she woke up being a strange sight. Usually she had to kick him out of the bathroom so she could shower, but today he was no where to be seen, and she knew he wasn't downstairs already. While she was climbing into the shower Rainbow's eyes started to flitter open because of the sunlight coming in through the window.

"No... Five more minutes..." Rainbow groaned as she sun shone directly into her eyes, forcing her to get up. When she tried to move she realized something was holding her down, and upon closer inspection, she saw that it was someone's hairy arm...

Big Mac's hairy arm...

"Oh... shit..." Rainbow said as she tried to worm her way out, but her movements only managed to wake the sleeping giant of a man, right when her ass was in front of his face.

"Well, this is the first time the first thing I've ever smelled in the morning was kinda fishy," Big Mac said with a blush on his face, which was quickly replaced with a mischievous grin, "I should give it a lick, just to see if it tastes like it smells" With that being his only warning Big Mac stuffed his face right in, causing Rainbow to cry out in surprise, but it was soon changed into a cry of ecstasy. If Mac had only lost his V card last night, then he must be a natural...

"Big Mac, everything okay in there?" Applejack asked from the doorway before she turned the handle, "I'm coming in, just to see if you're okay"

"NO!" Big Mac shouted as fast as he could, but all he managed to do was scream into Rainbow, the vibrations making her moan involuntarily. Then he figured out what was about to happen. Rainbow was in the room with him, and he was currently eating her "taco" with all his might, but it was work day, meaning Applejack was going to want him up bright and early...

"RAINBOW?!" Applejack shouted as she flung the door wide open, her eyes widening at the sigh of her butt naked friend basically sitting on Big Mac's face.

1st reason why you don't sleep with your best friend's brother:

Your best friend will willing kick your ass out of the house, not giving you your clothes back

"Can I at least have my shirt?!" Rainbow shouted as she was kicked out, Applejack's shoe leaving an actual mark on Rainbow's ass.

"NO!" Applejack shouted back, "IT'S STILL HANGING OFF MY BROTHER'S PENIS!"

"Then let me grab it myself!" Rainbow shouted back.

"YOU TOUCHED THAT THING ENOUGH LAST NIGHT, YOU DON'T NEED TO TOUCH IT ANYMORE!" Applejack screamed before she slammed the door shut, making her way upstairs so she could give him what was coming to him. What he had coming, was about a thousand punches and quite a lot of swearing. As Big Mac yelped from his bedroom Rainbow slowly started to make her way towards town, hoping that no one was going to drive by and try to pick her up. As she started walking she felt something run down her leg, something she could easily guess had come from Mac last night.

2nd reason why you don't sleep with your best friend's brother:

You might run into other people you know before you get home

"Rainbow, what are you doing out here, and why are you naked?" Twilight asked, having just woken up after sleeping on a pile of hay all night, some of it in her hair.

"Um..." Rainbow said, the silence that followed being broken by another yelp from Mac. Their eyes met for a moment, and then Twilight understood. She may have only been in this world a little while, but if this Applejack was anything like the Applejack she knew, then Rainbow and Mac had done something they shouldn't have last night.

3rd reason why you don't sleep with your best friend's brother:

That friend's new boyfriend might see you too

"Wow..." Flash said quietly from behind Twilight, his head barely hanging out of the barn, but he could see enough of Rainbow to be impressed, "I knew you were an athlete, but..." Flash didn't say anything more, but he did whistle suggestively, which earned him a strong smack from both Rainbow and Twilight, knocking him flat on his ass. Although, the last thing he saw was Rainbow's "oranges" bouncing slightly as she jumped forward at him.

"Fucking prick!" Rainbow shouted, just being completely pissed off, and not willing to put up with anyone's shit, "I hope he got a concussion.

"Woah, Rainbow, calm down..." Twilight said as she rubbed her hand, because Flash face had hit she more than she hit it, "I know you're pissed, but you should calm down a bit"

"Fuck that shit!" Rainbow screamed before she kicked Flash in the stomach. When he shrivelled up, groaning in pain, and so Rainbow took that as her cue to leave. Running off into the orchard, hoping that she could wait for Applejack to leave so she could get her clothes from the house. All Twilight could do right now was sit down next to Flash, waiting for him to become fully conscious again. In the meantime everyone else was starting to wake up, not paying very much attention to Flash mumbling on the ground.

"Small... but perky..." Flash mumbled, "How do they stay firm like that...?" Flash's unconscious comments had finally managed to make Twilight feel a little self-conscious, so she went to find a bucket of water to wake him up. While she was looking around behind the barn she saw Applejack hauling Rainbow's clothes out the back door, towards the fire pit they used to burn dead branches.

"Wow..." Twilight said quietly as she saw Applejack try, and thankfully, fail, to light the fire, "I didn't know she was that protective of her brother..." Now that Twilight was starting to question her friendship with Applejack she doubled her efforts to find a bucket before she saw some other freaky thing. Who knows if the jokes some of the kids say about the Apples are true...

"Aha!" Twilight said happily as she saw an old bucket, filled with what she hoped was just rain water, but honestly, she didn't care. Flash had made her self-conscious about her breasts, and he had whistled suggestively at Rainbow, so if there was something else, like urine, in this bucket, she wouldn't care. Picking up the bucket, with both hands because it was almost full, Twilight started to shuffle her way towards where Flash was laying, still mumbling to himself about Rainbow's boobs.

"Wake..." Twilight said as she used all her strength to tip the bucket over, "Up!" As the contents of the bucket poured out Flash shot straight up, banging his head on the edge of the bucket, knocking it from Twilight's hold. As the bucket fell down, Twilight went with it, the final scene looking like a prank gone wrong. Flash had a bucket on his head, and Twilight was laying up against his soaking wet chest, her hair clinging to him as it got wet as well.

"Wha...?" Flash mumbled as he tried to come back to his sense, pushing his arms out in front of him. When he found nothing he let them fall down, in the process wrapping them around Twilight's now wet body. Shivers ran up her spine as Flash pulled her in closer, his mouth getting right next to her ear.

"You did this didn't you?" Flash whispered into Twilight's ear, her small nod answering him, "Well, might as well get you wet too..." Flash quickly used his strength to overpower Twilight, pushing her down to the ground so that he was on top, all of the water she had poured onto him leaking out of his clothes onto her, making her squirm. Now she really hoped there wasn't any animal urine in that bucket...

"Asshole!" Twilight shouted as she pushed Flash off of him, knocking the wind out of him by hitting him just under his rib cage. As he tried to recover Twilight ran off, leaving Flash to lay on the ground in pained confusion. He didn't see what he did wrong. She poured water on him, so it was only fair she got wet too. Unless she misread his actions and thought he was going to...

"Ah..." Flash said quietly, pausing to see if any young kids were around, "Fuck"

"Smooth one metal head!" Mac shouted from his window, having only just recovered from Applejack's wrath, "You may want to make it up to her quick, or rumors are going to spread!" Despite Flash wanting to snap back at him for calling him a metal head, Big Mac had a really good point. Twilight was friends with Rarity, and somewhat friends with Sunset Shimmer. If either of them found out what happened here, without getting the full truth, Flash was a dead man...

...and he didn't want to die. He was still a virgin.