Spike has been with Twilight for a long time. In fact, he's been with her as long as he can remember, but his status as her personal assistant was only mad official six years ago, and he treats that title with the utmost respect.

So it's my first attempt at writing anything based on anything, as well as my first dirty piece. So don't be too harsh.

(Warning: Contains explicit language, sexual acts, and some other unsavory stuff that'd make your grandma puke, and probably kill a nun or two.)