"Wow! I'm so cool!" said Rainbow Dash, the amazing flying cyan blue flying horse. "I sure hope I don't inexplicably crash into the ground and break my wing again!" She said. It would obviously not happen because she is the best flier in Equestria. Crash noise. "Ow! My wing is so totally hurting right now!" said blue flying horse. Just then Fluttershy the yellow (not so) flying pony happened to walk past. "Oh my gosh! You've hurt you're wing!" Fluttershy said, ignoring the fact that she'd used the wrong your. "I know! Instead of taking you to a hospital where there are professionals that can help you recover quickly, I'll nurse you back to health myself! I can totally do this!" and so yellow pony took blue pony home.
"Oh my goodness! I can finally confess my love for blue pony! That is after I work up the courage to do so about 2 million chapters later!" Fluttershy thought. She began doing the healing thing and soon blue pony wing was no hurting. "Gee this is totally not just a reason for me and Fluttershy to spend a lot of time together and develop a relationship!" Blue thought. Then Yellow went and made some tea. Suddenly Rainbow Dash needed something but she couldn't reach it! This obvious case of being helpless and alone was beginning to inflict trauma on the poor blue thing, but thankfully Yellow came back with the T. Oh my gosh blue! Did you want this?" Fluttershy said giving Dainbow Rash Mcguffin number 1.
It was at that moment that a ray of sunshine beamed in through the window (even though it was night) and shone onto Fluttershy's face. "Oh @#%$! (Censered cuz of the children!) I am in love with Flute Shy!" Blue realised that she had to do something, so she spilled the tea.
"Oh my gosh! Why did you spill my tea!" Flutters asked
"Because you are a failure!" Rain Bow replied!
"How could you say that to me! I saved your life and cured cancer!"
"Because this soup is too hot!"
At this Fluttershy began crying and ran off. (Meanwhile Bronies everywhere raised their weapons.) "Oh no! We got into that one argument almost every shipfic has and I realised I'm wrong!" Blue began crying and chased after Yellow. "Wait! I didn't mean it!" Blue cried and Shy stopped. "Its just so hard to bear... because I love you!" Shy began drying her tears at this point and looked Blue in her eyeballs. "I have loved you for 6 million years, but you never knew!"
Blue was shocked! It was so not apparent! All those love notes, the kisses ice-creams they'd shared and she had been in love.
"Well I need to tell you something too Fluttershy." Rainbow dash whispered seductively.
"What?"
Blue leaned in and whispered into Fluttershy's ear.
"I'm straight."
THE END