Fluttershy Is In Lust With Spike.
Ch.2: Flutterbitch's Threat!
Previous ChapterNext ChapterAlright, so as we all know from the previous chapter, Spike got brutally dumped by Rarity because of Fluttershy's stare & now she's going to have a little chat with her equally beautiful "friend" Rarity, before she can continue with her lust filled plans for Spike.
*knock!* *knock!*
Rarity opens the door to see Fluttershy! Rarity had tears in her eyes for being under her spell for making Spike get really hurt from her words that she had no control over because of the stare! I sware, that stare she does is similar to Lelouch's power of Geass from the anime: Code Geass, except, she can use it on anypony, more than just once! Rarity's tears turned to anger because of what Fluttershy had done to her!
"...You monster! You know, if you liked Spike, you could've just told him instead of making me reject him like th-*
*WHAM!*
"Shut-up! This isn't just about Spike, this is for all the times you stole the spotlight from me! Every time I got the spotlight while you were around, YOU BUCKING STOLE IT FROM ME! Don't believe me? Well, let's see some examples of when you did! 1.:Remember my birthday when you did the most humiliating things, like having your 1st kiss be from Pigpen? That was me getting back at you for stealing my spotlight with your dress! 2.: Remember when you got that whole body cast from standing in front those fire works during middle school? I was getting you back at you for stealing my spotlight when I warned everypony of an Orc trying to attack us, because of your singing voice, I got a better one than you bitch! Thank goodness Big Mac & Pinkie Pie's Ex boyfriend stopped him (Think about your favorite straight fan couple including Pinkie but not including Discord!). Now before I say number 3."
She beat Rarity up with he strength of 10 minotaurs, savagely striking her face, till she started getting black, red, and swollen. She then grabbed a knife & started cutting her, don't worry, she only cut her, no stabbing or removal of body parts, yeah, at this stage she was at mid Butchershy! If she was anymore violent, she'd either be Murdershy or Fluttermena! She was still cutting her body & she only screamed in pain, she's never seen this side of her friend before, sure she was a violent bitch in the episodes: "Return of Harmony Part 2" & "Putting Your Hoof Down!" But not enough to hurt anypony this much! When she finally finished cutting the poor mare, she went into the kitchen to get something... it was a lemon, yes that's right, she squeezed the lemon all over her cuts if you were thinking that right now when I mentioned 'lemon'! Fluttershy then cleared her throat & continued to speak.
"3.: You stole my spotlight when I took down that Cyborg Garuda all by myself by showing off your signed autograph from famous actress: Attention. I WAS A BUCKING HERO, HOW DID YOUR DAMN AUTOGRAPH BEAT MY RESCUE OF PONYVILLE!? Now, I bet you and the readers are thinking, but Fluttershy, you hate the spotlight! Well, it doesn't hurt to be noticed is there, because if you don't try to get people to notice you once and a while, your just gonna end up being ignored by most of your friends! Like for example, the time I wanted tried my best to get my friends go with my idea for a forest float, but instead we went with Rarity's Fashion float, just because it could expand her business! Expand it when your not helping your friends! I had Rarity fall into a tub of tar & a box feathers for that one! Anyway, Rarity, I can forgive you right now, but only on one condition! Don't ever go near, or talk to Spike ever again, because he's mine, HE'S GOING TO LOOOVE MEEE!!!"
Rarity, nodded & then before Fluttershy left, she had one last thing she had to say, so she put her head to Rarity's ear & whispered...
"Si vous parlez de cela anypony, au revoir Princesse et Luna que nos gouvernants, bonjour moi et Spike! Je vais m'assurer que notre 1er execution sera nul autre que vous rareté. Alors, regardez-le, j'ai une certaine Pinkie en moi à partir de l'épisode: "Magical Mystery Cure!" Donc je vais regarder tous vos déplacements!" Which translates, to If you ever tell anypony about this, goodbye Princess Celestia & Luna as our leaders, hello me & Spike. I'll ensure our 1st execution will be none other than you Rarity. So watch it, I have a some Pinkie in me from the episode: "Magical Mystery Cure!" So I'll be watching your every move!
Then as the door to Carousel Boutique closes, Fluttershy uttered one more thing since she was still within earshot
"See you around you cunt!"
End of Ch.2
Author's Note
Can I make an exact opposite of Fluttershy or what?
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