A Ferrari goes to Equestria

by Erebos

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 1143

A Ferrari becomes a pony and goes to Equestria

This is the tale of the Ferrari that went to Equestria

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-19 19:00:02 UTC

The need for speed

Chapter 1

Our tale begins not in Equestria but in the human world. With Doucher McDouchbag and his trophy wife driving down the pacific coast highway like assholes.

Doucher was the biggest douche around collard shirt with a sweater tied around the neck, smells like a cologne constantly, and has a great job while you wait tables. He also owned a Ferrari, now cars are sentient but can't really speak and this Ferrari was very sad. When the Ferrari was a young boy Doucher payed millions of dollars to have the stick shift removed he claimed it was too hard). For sports cars this is like a male getting castrated, it's still there but it's not really worth it.

"Come on honey, quit crying because you won't get to live out your dreams and had to marry me to support your parents." Doucher said to his trophy wife.

As they began driving Doucher decided he wanted road head. Ferrari tried to warn him that his brakes had been cut by the trophy wife in a classic example of the Jewish insurance scam. Marry someone rich, take out life insurance, commit a murder that kills you as well, donate all the money to your rabbi so you are barley taxed on it, get the money back after he takes his 30% cut.

Thankfully for the trophy wife his dick was only 1inch long as she began sucking Doucher noticed a car I front of him and attempted to break but it was to late for that.

Our Ferrari friend woke up outside of what looked like a carousel, and out of the the door walked an albaster unicorn

" Oh you look simply dreadful lets get you inside." She said as she dragged him inside

Looking in the mirror Ferrari noticed his appearance it was simple a cherry red coat black mane with red eyes and a cutie mark that looks like the Ferrari emblem.

" so darling my name is Rarity, what is your name?" Rarity asked

Ferrari opened his mouth and said

" Holah."

Rarity blushed and mumbled something.

Now Ferrari knew what was happening, he knew that rarity was being seduced be a foreign language but after so many years of Doucher cuming on the seats of Ferrari he wanted a turn

" Yo ir al el centre commercial." He said rolling his R's.

"Oh my nopony has ever said that to me before." Rarity stated her blush deepened in color and she turned her head away slightly.

Ferrari took hire head in his hoof and turned so they were facing each other again.

"De done la piscina." He said

Rarity was turned on now her folds had gotten wet hormones flooding her brain she looked at him and said.

" Should we really do this."

"Tu cajole tejon"

And they began the make out session as they were making out they walked up the stairs into the room of the unicorn he payed her on the bed split her legs and was ready to stick his dick inside her marehood. When Ferrari noticed something

He didn't have a dick.

It was a tailpipe.

Ferrari was furious, but said fuck it and inserted the pipe into Raity.

After a few dry humps he realized something.

Smoke was coming out, he heard gears tick in his stomach and realized it was an engine.

Unfortunately rarity noticed the smoke also.

"This isn't semen." She said, but Ferrari knew he could cum he needed to he wanted to be a real horse. And so the penetration continued.

"RAPE!" Rarity shouted at the top of her lungs as her body began to fill up with smoke.

"Rape!" She shouted but her lungs were encased in smoke and rarity realized she would die there she made peace with herself and forgave berry for killing her cat.

"Not so fast!" Shouted the deus ex machina Applejack who came out of the fucking blue decided to be nice and give rarity so e apple fritters and heard the screaming.

Ferrari lunged at her knowing that this mud pony was to inferior to be seduced by a foreign and screamed.

"No mames cabron!"

And Applejack beat the living hell out of him I mean it was just plain sadistic some bones in his arm would never heal.

And the two ponies dragged him to jail to so be could get what was coming to him.

shitty Phoenix wright references latter

"I, find you guilty of rape, this is of course a death penalty offence do you have anything to say."

"Pandejo"

And so Ferrari was lead to  the place where the execute ponies the place where it all ends they threw him in a cell first though because the E3.U (Equestrian. Executioners. Employment, Union) had the day off.

He noticed sitting next to him was a pony with Lamborghini cutie mark and decided to make small talk before they were killed.

"Yo té gusta balloncesto?" He asked the Lamborghini looked at him smiled and said.

"Қарсы алған уақытты." then Ferrari smiled. They talked for hours about everything cars can talk about. But then the executioner came and as he was leaving with Ferrari, his new friend looked At him and said.

"Ұрпаққа жол ашқан."

As he was lead out to a crowd of ponies, he shed a tear at what his best friend had just said to him

" As the executioner I decree that we give this stallion the best death possible."

Voices in the crowd said there opinions.

"Old age."

"OD on drugs."

"Forced to watch a TV show for little girls."

"No, It's death by dragon dildos."

And the crowd cheered so thunderously that in an entirely different story a pony named Nyx started bleeding form her ears and then died from a seizure.

And so they inserted the dragon dildo into Ferraris anus it worked its way through the prostate and into the stomach.

The question now was will it fit?

The shocking convulsion

the shocking convulsion

The dragon dildo was to big far to big and just when it was about to hit Ferraris heart a missile came down.

When Ferrari opened his eyes he saw none other than general George Washington.

Celestia flew in and screamed at him.

"Why are you attacking!"

However George Washington called upon his powers and drew the American flag from hammer space and beat Celestia to death with her final words she asked.

"Why?"

George looked at her and said.

" Destiny."

He then whipped his gigantic dick and looked at the Ferrari and said.

"You will be free soon"

As he turned back to the alicorn he came with a force not not witnessed since the Big Bang killing Celestia and making her into nothing but ash and cum.

God bless America.