A guest takes a visit to Equestria.

  The guest was strutting in it's own blocky fashion as he went to go kill the giant potato that was going to destroy everything.

If there was one thing that the guest hated, it was someone or something being better and more superior to him, causing him to

understand you if you say something among those lines. He gon' kill that bitch.

"Teh. Epic. Duck. Is. Coming." Guest 8543 said. This potato is not superior to him, he gon' show him who da boss. Behind him, the Doctor, Lyra, and Twilight Sparkle where following him.

"So, Twilight, what was life like living with this fascinating creature?" the Doctor asked. It was amazing to him that she

managed to not get her home destroyed in the process of the guest living there.

"Well, it's tough because he.. she.. uh, is really hard to talk to. He speaks stuff that's completely unrelated!" Twilight said.

"That's interesting, but why doesn't he have hands?" Lyra asked.

"Because they don't need them. They can hold things just fine with an electro-magnetic field they emit from their arms. But some of them make it so they look like they have them." the Doctor explained. Lyra didn't quite catch that, but Twilight understood.

"So, they don't need hands like you do? What do they even do in their world?" Twilight asked.

"Their world is... rather odd. They build everything that exists there... they must be a highly advanced race by now." the Doctor replied. Twilight had a look of awe.

"But... that's not possible!" she said.

"It is, they are impossible. I like impossible things." the Doctor said.

Everyone was then silent, as they where closely following the guest to see what he would do to the potato. While they where following him, the Doctor noticed something in the corner of his eye. It looked humanoid, closely resembling a slender man in a ... blue suit? The Doctor turned to look at what that was.  But when he looked, the figure was gone.

"Doctor, is something wrong?" Twilight asked.

"Er, yes. I thought I saw something." He said.

"THUR'S A SPAH AROUND HERE!" The guest yelled, startling everyone. Everyone looked at the guest in confusion.

"Uh, what?" Lyra said.

"Don't mind him, he says random things." the Doctor said.

The Doctor and friends finally got to where the potato was.

"1337!" the guest said. "H4X0RZ!"

"Soooo, we uh, just let the guest...." said Lyra, trailing off, watching as the guest ran towards the potato.

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH" roared the massive potato, who noticed the guest. The guest, however, didn't give a shit as he jumped on the leg of it and held. The potato then swatted his leg, but the guest got off of it before the muscular hand impacted the leg. The potato then chopped his own leg off as the guest was grinning wickedly.

The giant potato still kept it's balance, though. So, the guest then decided it was time to jump on it's head to bash it's mushy 'tater brains out.

The guest then laughed maniacally as he then started digging into it, while hitting it with his hammer to kill it. All of the ponies around him stared in shock and awe.

"MEEERRROOOOAAAARRRRRRRRGGGH' shreiked the monster, as it's brain was malfunctioning and dying.  The Doctor, and, pretty much everyone there was cringing as the monster gave up and ran toward a swamp, as the guest dug down so far down in it's body he got out from its ass.