Forgotten Tests of The Foundation - The Adventures of Theo Mccoy

by DerpinDirty

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Other, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 4427

The Foundation has kept many secrets and covered up many tests. This is one of those tests. Little did O-5 command know this test would be difficult to hide.

The S.C.P. Foundation has kept many secrets over the years, whether it be by redacting certain information out of documents or erasing all records of their little "experiments" completely. They always were successful with their cover-ups. Until now that is. One man will go on a journey of the lifetime. However, the end result of this test may cause more harm than it does good. Follow Theo Mccoy on his adventures through on of the Foundation's best kept secrets and on to equestria in Forgotten Tests of The Foundation - The Adventures of Theo Mccoy! *edit* I am going to rewrite the first three chapters because this went too fast. also I am temporarily putting this story off for another one so that I can develop ideas for this story's plot and work on my writing/grammar skills.

Published 2013-06-23 01:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-23 01:40:02 UTC

Forgotten Tests of The Foundation - Theo Mccoy and The Portal

It was a sunny summer day at site 0 of The S.C.P. Foundation. It was quite beautiful despite what had happened a year ago. It was yet another test to get near that infernal guardian to the portal. Damn idiots spending more of the budget and letting others get obliterated in the name of science. Sick if you ask me. The Class - A assholes leading the quest for knowledge had led to S.C.P.-073 having to be sent out there.

Apparently even he had failed to reach the portal. None of us lower Class - C scientists ever figured out what happened to him. There was no trace of any reports or files on the experiment. I mean, I'm sure there were, but we were Class - C. We didn't get info.

*sigh*

That's not the worst part either. There was a message being broadcast over the intercom and the alarm sounding. something about S.C.P.'s breaking out and something about two people. I couldn't remember. Of course, like the experiment involving 073, we got no info regarding the incident. We did however get a time stamp provided on the message. We know nothing else.

That time stamp is why today is annoying. What I mean by that is half the staff is preparing to watch the end of the world while the others prepare to die and come to terms. I mean seriously, what could happen on today of all days?

I just had to open my mouth, didn't I.

All of a sudden, alarms rung and a message on the intercom played:

INITIATE EMERGENCY ORDER PATMOS-OMEGA

ATTN: All Foundation Personnel.

The following message was received at approximately 0800 this morning from Site 0.

SCP-001 has left its location. The Gate is Open. They are riding forth.
Oh God, it's so beautiful…

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thelordheisgodthelordheisgodthelordheisgodthelordheisgodthelord
heisgodthelordheisgodHEAROISRAELTHELORDOURGODTHELORDISONE

Because of this event's confluence with the recent breach of SCP-995, the opening of SCP-616, and the activation of SCP-098, the Foundation is required to immediately begin preparations for an XK-class end-of-the-world scenario. SCP-076 and SCP-073 are to be secured immediately.

All personnel are to unlock and decode Emergency Order Patmos-Omega, and follow all orders within. Site 19 is to be secured, and all nonessential SCPs and personnel terminated and/or destroyed. Repeat, because of this event's confluence with the recent breach of SCP-995, the opening of SCP-616, and the activation of SCP-098, the Foundation is required to immediately begin preparations for an XK-class end-of-the-world scenario.

SCP-076 and SCP-073 are to be secured immediately. All personnel are to unlock and decode Emergency Order Patmos-Omega, and follow all orders within. Site 19 is to be secured, and all nonessential SCPs and personnel terminated and/or destroyed.

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The message was cut off and all that remained was static. At first I thought it to be some kind of joke among the higher-ups. But then I heard rumbling, followed by a shock wave that rivaled one of a nuclear bomb. Everything was torn apart, people ripped to shreds.

I had managed to be launched so high in the air that I sailed over the facility entirely. I was in a panic. It had all happened so fast, just like the first time. Accept this time, there is really an emergency. I panicked loudly, waving in the air like a mad man. I didn't even have time to think or comprehend what was happening. It was almost like a first time fanfic writer ran out of Ideas to draw the intro out longer.

I internally smirked at that remark, temporarily forgetting I was flying through the air and towards some portal.
...... Wait, portal?

But there's only one portal on site and unless I'm flying at the speed of sound, I should have been obliterated by now. Speaking of flying, I was slowing down considerably. Probably just a cheesy "My life's flashing before my eyes" moment.
....... No, I was definitely slowing down. In fact I appear to have stopped all together. I look up to see the guardian I was talking about earlier. A great, fire-y being with four wings stood before me, almost a foot taller too. Terrified but surprisingly calm I said, " Sup."

The Creature mouthed the words "you are the one" before thrusting me into the portal, sending me on a free fall to my doom on the other side. Calmly, I replied with a "SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIII-

*******************************************************5 minutes earlier, in Twilight's Library,******************************************************

Twilight Sparkle had been up all night, baffled by the book she had found on her doorstep that morning. The book had no title and had no author. It was just a blank, black hardcover book. All it had in it was some kind of spell. Twilight had been up all night trying to cast said spell and try to figure out why 249 of the 250 pages she had counted were void of any other markings.

Normally, she would have given up, assuming the book was some kind of joke, but she sensed the magic in the book. Just then a loud rupture sound erupted from outside in the sky followed by a shock wave. The last thing Twilight heard before crashing into a bookshelf and passing out from the massive pain in her cranial area was someone shouting " SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIII-" followed by a thud.

*******************************************************Outside Ponyville's Library, Present Time*************************************************

" Ouch. My fucking head..." I got up and out of the bush I landed in and checked for injuries. None were visible, aside from some cuts and bruises. Thank god for that bush. I made a mental note to thank the person who planted the bush in the first place.

Anyways, first order of business, where did I lland. I looked around for any significant structures. Looking around, I was relieved to see a civilization. The closest being some house inside of a tree. Wherever I was, these people have weird buildings. I mean, I could even see something that resembled a ginger bread house one would make at Christmas time.
*grumble*

Damn it, now I'm hungry. Well then, second order of business, what do I have on me. For all I know this could all be a foundation simulation test to see if I follow protocol. However, if this is real, I will shout at the top of my lungs something completely irrelevant. Something like how I won't ever get the chance to beat kingdom hearts on the break room's PS2. Well now I'm sad.
*grumble grumble*

... and twice as hungry. "dammut" I mumbled, putting extra emphasis on the u where the I should be. Well all I appear to have is one pill bottle containing healing medicine that have half the healing power of S.C.P. 500 and a communicator. its too bad that my radio communicator thing died. I really need to remember what they call these communi-whatchamacallit. I would call it a walkie talkie but the Foundation has some fancy (and incredibly stupid) name for the radios.

Anyways, now to take shelter. I suppose the tree house will do just fine. I can get help in the morning. So after about five minutes of standing around I entered the house to find lethal quantities of books, two voices calling for help, an owl, Ya know, just the usua- ...wait a minute...
*Processing...*
*done*

"Hello?" I said, elevating my voice so that they would hear me. "Under here!" One voice said. I then noticed with my excellent observation skills that there was a bookshelf that had collapse on two drastically different purple things. I had dealt with evil sentient S.C.P.'s before, so I was cautious. No need to almost get ripped open by a "doctor" again.

I hoisted the bookshelf off the creatures and saw that there were no humans under the bookshelf. Just a female miniature horse thing and a rather large lizard. As they crawled out I stood there in confusion. "thank you sir, I wouldn't have lasted long if... "

Preemptively covering my ears as the lizard did I got ready for a scream. She looked at me with a horrified look that only killers and monsters get. Then, to my surprise she fainted.

I took my hands off my ears and did the nice thing. "Sup bro, my names Theo Mccoy. Whats yours?" The lizard looked not as horrified like the horse, but more like he was scared "sp-sp-sp spike..." and then the lizard apparently named spike followed the horse pony thing's example.

"Well this is going to be fun..."

Author's Note

I did this within the span of a couple nights at 2:00 so sorry about grammatical errors. Also, appropriate links to S.C.P.'s referenced in this chapter down here :
S.C.P. 001 Proposal - The Gate Guardian
S.C.P. 073
The S.C.P. Foundation in General
S.C.P. 500
The "doctor" Theo Mentioned. Also labeled as S.C.P. 049

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As a side note for the moderators, I should have spaced things out properly this time. Yeah sorry, It was about 3:00 when I submitted this.

Forgotten Tests of The Foundation - Theo Mccoy and Sentient Animals

Well there I was, with two sentient beings that had passed out. What did I do? If you said, "Pick up the nearest sharpie, give the scale-y lizard thing a fu manchu mustache and give the pony a monocle and write the word 'Nerd' in all caps." Then my good sir you are a cheater or a psychic.

Anyways, I took great pleasure in doing that. I can only imagine how funny its going to be when they wake up. Walking into the kitchen and opening their fridge ( I mean come on, a man has to eat.), I noticed that there were no meat products. "Damn, of course sentient horses and lizards are herbivores."

All was not lost, however. There was a lone jar of unopened peanut butter in the back corner. "Score!" I said in a whispered shout. I made three sandwiches and walked into the main room. It had been about 5 minutes since I walked in so I tidied up. There was still a ton of books everywhere but I cleaned off the couches and set the two up on them.

I was about to walk in when I heard a sudden burst of laughter from both a female and a high pitched male voice. Well, time to make my entrance. I burst through the half opened door holding the tray while shouting "Here's Theo!!!". In hindsight, not my best move. or entrance for that matter.

They both snapped out of their laughter fit to see me standing there. They weren't as terrified as last time though. so naturally I said "Yo whats up pony-thing and... uh spike right?" rather loudly. "h-hi" said the pony, with a mix of fear and curiosity on her face. I mean I am another sentient being that may or may not exist here. "Uh... yeah.. my names spike." said cautiously. Damn, am I really that scary?

"Ya know that's no way to stare at the bad ass dude who saved your life." I said, making a rather poor attempt at a hero pose.
"You saved us?" she questioned.
"Well no duh, who do you think I am, some sentient asshole who has a disregard for other life?"
"Uh... yes..."
Queue facepalming in three, two, one
*smack*
"ehm, why did you just hit yourself?" the pony thing said.
"don't ask." All the while Spike was just watching this unfold in curiousity.
"so you know my name, so whats yours?" I asked in a more polite tone of voice
"Twilight Sparkle. Its nice to know you're friendly." She said
"So I took the liberty of going through your fridge..." She glared at me and was probably about to tell me off when I continued," and made us all peanut butter sandwiches!" She looked still pissed, but lightened up when she heard that it was a generous gesture.
"Next time, ask before you pilfer our fridge."
"Fine"

Twilight did some weird levitating thing with her sandwich instead of grabbing it and began eating. Spike grabbed his and ate too. I had already eaten mine by the time they started. I was hungry dammit. After that Twilight began to speak
"So since we know you're friendly and quite nice, would you mind answering some questions?" she asked as spike cleaned up the mess made by the shock wave.
"Sure why not?"
**************************************************************10 hours later, Twilight's Library******************************************************

She literally bombarded me with questions. There were questions on anatomy, culture, the whole nine yards. When it was over I was surprised to survive. " Thanks for answering my questions Theo!" she said, happily taking the 178 pages of notes she took on humans upstairs with her. I replied with a "Urg..." Well that was fun. now what to do, more importantly I just realized something.

I don't have a place to stay or proper currency for this world. "Dangit." I said as I walked to the door. Just then the door swung open and hit me in the face. At least five voices shouted "Twilight are you okay!?!" As the door closed I saw an orage pony with a stetson, a white pony that looks like the prim and proper type, some cyan Pegasus ( as twilight referred to them) that looked to be an athlete, a rather nervous butter yellow Pegasus, and a bright pink ... earth pony was it?

Lets go with that. So getting my best beastie boys voice I shouted "Yo baby whats up?". They all turned and fainted at the sight of me. As it happened, Twilight walked in and saw what had happened. She gave me a death stare.

I thought to myself, 'I am so going to get my ass kicked.'

***************************************************************1 hour later, Twilight's Library********************************************************

After getting a chair broken over my head and apologizing to the other pony's, I was Immediately tackled by the rainbow maned one. After that we all sat down, I summarized what I told Twilight about me. They all told me their names and after some chatting left, content in knowing that Twilight was safe, sound, and more importantly not endangered by me. As they left the white one, Rarity said "Darling in the morning you simply must swing by the boutique and get some new attire. Those 'science uniforms are absolutely dreadful!"

Two... wait no three things are running through my mind right now. One, Why is everyone taking my sudden appearance so well? Are they scared of me? Two, I still need a place to stay dammut. And Three, what the fuck's wrong with what I'm wearing?

Thinking I can deal with one and three later I asked,"Hey Twilight, I need a place to stay and..." Getting an incredibly sad look I continued,"... do you think you could let me stay for a couple days? please?" She tried to resist, but I mean come on. She wouldn't dare throw a sad and intelligent creature that could help her in the pursuit of knowledge out on the curb, would she?

"Guest bedroom is upstairs, third door on the right." Twilight said in defeat.
"Thanks! You won't regret it!" I said as I ran past her and up to the guest bedroom. As I ran into the room and collapsed on the bed, I thought to myself 'this is going so great''
***************************************************************Back on earth...*************************************************************************

It was eerily silent and all there was to see for miles was rubble, craters, and bodies. The newly freed S.C.P.'s and their brethren had been searching hours for the director, so they could force him to reopen the gate. They knew he had survived. They could feel it. After all, the director and O-5 created them. they were connected. They would find the director, and make him pay for keeping them in containment for so long. Soon it would all be over... soon they would have a planet they could take as their own... soon there would be nothing standing in their way.

It was just a matter of time. And there was no one who could stop them.

Author's Note

I got bored and made the second chapter here in about an hour or two. I was going to spend longer on it but... meh. Enjoy and as always feedback, comments, and help with the tags is welcome. Also sh!ts getting serious up in here!

Forgotten Tests of The Foundation - Theo Mccoy and Surprise Royalty

************************************************5 Minutes After Leaving The Library, Streets of Ponyville*****************************************

After making sure Twilight was alright, the girls left for home. Being early in the night, the girls decided to go somewhere to eat. As they were walking (or in Rainbow's case flying) together,

Applejack spoke up. "Ah'm not sure ah trust that Theo guy." "pfft, he's nothing to worry about. I bet I could beat him down in ten seconds flat." Rainbow Dash boasted. "I'm a little afraid of him." Fluttershy said, her voice dropping in volume as she finished the sentence. "I thought he was a rather nice, if not a little rude fellow. Although I do not like those dreadful rags he calls clothes." Rarity said, putting extra emphasis on the word 'Dreadful'.

"Ah'm still not buyin' it. Aren't cha girls just a little worried?" Applejack said
"Whats there to worry about when you got the fastest flier in equestria on your side?" Rainbow Dash then flew in front of the group and made a heroic pose. "He's probably just a big wuss. We don't have anything to worry about!" Pinkie had no input as she was wondering what humans like at parties.

**************************************************9:02 in the morning, Twilight's Library*********************************************************

I woke up to the sound of talking downstairs. Damn its time to get up already? Ugh. Fine. As I got up out of the bed which for some reason was big enough for me (go figure), I could hear the voices coming upstairs. I got up close to the door and put my ear to it. "The human is this way princess. I let him stay in the guest bedroom." I heard Twilight's voice say.

Princess? I know that Twilight is the princess's protege, but I never expected that she would have the time to not only visit but read Twilight's 'Friendship Reports' and run the country at the same time. Plus she raises the sun. I know she has a royal sister to help out but she only works at night.

"very well, is he up?" I hear the princess say. "Hold on princess I'll go get him" alright time to meet a prin-
*slam*
*thud*

"OW!! Jesus that hurt!" I shout, trying not to swear in front of royalty."Oops.. heh heh... sorry." Twilight said. As I stand up I see the princess and Twilight in the doorway." I don't believe we've met. My name is Princess Celestia, but you may just call me Celestia." Celestia said in a regal tone as expected. I had met with national leaders to help discuss more funding for The Foundation. And by that I mean I was there to carry diagrams, charts, and progress reports. I had a general idea of how to act.

"Nice to meet you Celestia. My name is Theo Amadeus Mccoy, at your service. Just call me Theo." I said. "Its nice to meet you too. As for service that's one reason I came here. I am here to make sure you are no threat to the kingdom and to ask for your help." Celestia said, cutting the regal stuff down a bit. Well it's good to know the princess trusts me. And service usually means money.

"I assure you I am no danger to your subjects. Now what is this service you require me in particular to do?" I said. I'm honestly kind of worried for what this job could be. after all she is the princess. she could request me to do whatever she wants. " I need you..." What if she make me fight a dragon? I have Skyrim knowledge on my side but come on. A dragon?"to investigate..." Please don't say dragon's nest. Oh god please. "This mysterious book Twilight found." Oh come on really! a fucking book! Dammit.

"Why do you need me to investigate said book?"
"The book has magical properties and when you entered they activated. Twilight will you explain this to him? I do have a country to run." "No problem princess!" Twilight said with enthusiasm. And with that the princess vanished in a blinding light. "So Theo, what do you need to know?" Twilight said, happy that she may be able to get more information from his world out of this book. "Just give me the book." I said as she handed (or hoofed) me the book.

What could be strange about this book? Doesn't have a Title or an Author. There's only one page with anything on it yet the symbol is glowing. Makes you want to poke it. I really want to poke it in fact. You know what, I'm gonna poke it 'cause yolo right? ... wait did I just say yolo in my mind? What the hell's wrong with me? Whatever. I'm going to poke it.

"...are you ...ok?" Twilight said. After all I was just sitting there for five minutes staring at the symbol in the book. it reminds me of something familiar. "Yes I'm ok. And I'm going to poke the book now." I stated
"Why?"

"I don't know" And with that I poked the book. Nothing happened. I poked the book with two fingers... nothing. nope. nada. I then decided to put my had on the symbol like it was a hand scanner to the living quarters. I almost expected to hear a cli-
*click*

"what the fu-" I looked around. I was in a dark chamber that appeared to have stony walls and reminded me of Class - D's that got stuck in S.C.P. 106's Pocket dimension and managed to escape and tell the tale. There were three podiums in the center. One looked like a scale model of site 0. Another looked like a scientist doll. The last appeared to be Mobile Task Force Epsilon. All of a sudden a man appeared. "Hello Theo. We've been waiting for you." More men came out. In fact the first man I recognized."Doctor Gears?" I said, confused as to what was going on or why the newest member of O-5 was talking to me.

"The very same. Me and the rest of O-5 have brought you here to tell you that earth is destroyed."
"Earth is what!?!?"
"You being thrust into that portal set off a nuclear reaction that ripped the world apart. There are humans and animals still alive, but very few."
"At least they're not extinct."
"That's one reason you're here. About a year ago at the first incident, we knew that this was going to happen."
"You knew?" I said shocked that they didn't try to stop the event.
"It's not that we didn't try to stop it, its that we couldn't."
"what?"
"Read this and you'll understand"
I did what he asked. I read the document a couple times over to make sure it was real. "what the fuck..." All this time I thought that the Foundation was good despite their sick experiments and captured things on their own.
"You know now the truth."
"You sick fuck." I said.
"We come to you to ask you create the Foundation, accept this time actually catching dangerous sentient objects and containing our mess."
I calmed down and thought. If I could contain the S.C.P.'s and destroy or tame them as well as finding evil sentient beings here, I could become famous and also right the wrong done.

"That you could Theo. You won't be alone either. You will have an Underground facility as well as 50 staff members and task force epsilon."
"You're kidding right?"
"No I'm dead serious. You are the only one who can save this world and any other worlds that our creations find their ways into."
"..."
"You must do this Theo. It is destiny."
"...Fine. Will the Facility have the vending machine and fully stocked with food and other things the staff need?"
"Yes. S.C.P. 261 will be there and so will everything else the staff needs. Now go. A map shall appear in the second page of the book telling you where to go. the staff and task force will be there waiting for you."

And with that I was back in reality. I turned the page to find the map. "Twilight, I'm going on a walk with the book." I then ran out to find the facility. I had things to capture, lives to save, and a facility to manage. It was all really confusing but I got the general idea of what was going on.

I ran as fast as I could. I had to get there fast. Though I was running to fast to see the apple stand I crashed into.

Author's Note

Ok couple things. First off, There is no schedule for chapters, as you can see. I mean three in one day? Second, I am differing from the actual history of The Foundation, as the incident of S.C.P. 001 proposal the gate guardian happened in 2004 where as this story is set in 2012 and the incident was set in the story a year before. Also I made Dr. Gears a member of O-5. Come at me bro.

Anyways, as always, leave feedback, comments, and help with tags. Oh and if you dislike tell me why so that I may approve and don't be biased. wait... I'm on the internet. no offense but everyone's a little biased on the interwebs. anyways hope you enjoyed.