Bioshock Infinite Vs MLP

by LikeaBaws

Rating: teen
Tags: Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover
Length: 6120

Booker and Elizabeth accidentally end up in Equestria...and bringing a few things that shouldn't have came through. Will The False Shepered and The Lamb defeat these...ponies and Songbird, or will they learn friendship and killing?

Booker and Elizabeth are teleported by an unknown force into Equestria and they must learn...friendship...and killing other ponies. Will the mysterious pack of ponies as well as Booker and Elizabeth defeat The Founders, or will they fall like Columbia to a pack of colorful ponies?

Published 2013-06-20 17:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-25 01:26:54 UTC

The beginning of the end?

Warning: Everything your about to read is a very different ending to Bioshock Infinite. This is also a spoiler to the Bioshock Inifinite Ending. But this is a very different ending. Read with Caution.

This is the different ending to Bioshock Infinite.

After defeating all the people, The False Shephered and The Lamb found the statue. "Come here Booker, look." Elizabeth commanded.

"What? What is it?" Booker asked.

"The Siphon. You can use the Songbird to bring the whole thing down. It's the only way we can find the truth." she said.

Booker held his shotgun proudly, but he felt like he shouldn't do this. He killed her father without letting him explain. His Rage took over him, but...he must take down the Siphon. Booker focus again and didn't realised she was still going.

"...about my finger, my powers, everything." Elizabeth said. She held the Whistler, and held it out for Booker to grab. Booker gently grab the Whistler with anger rising through his body.

"Lets tear it down. Tear the whole thing down." he said.

Booker played four notes and the last note echoed through the horrifing winds. Songbird screamed in commanded and flew to the Spihon, crashing inside of the golden angel.

I...I can feel the power...it's...coming to. Elizabeth thought.

Songbird rammed into the Siphon, destroying one of it's arms and into the body. Instead of fire, however, it glowed purple fire. Thats when a huge explosion happened, knocking Booker a few feet back.

The Whistler shocked in his hand, hurting his palm, and dropping the instrument. Elizabeth's hair was glowing white and her glows glowed white as well.

"Elizabeth! The Whistler! Elizabeth! The Bird, Elizabeth! I lost control! He's coming!" Booker said with fear, repeating her name to get her attention. The anger he had quickly left and fear rose into his body.

"No..." Elizabeth commanded and the entire place glowed in black and white.

The black and white room shook to and fro...untill the colors finally rose into it's place. Instead of the flying ship they was in, he saw a window, water behind it.

"Where is he...where is he?!" Booker asked. Elizabeth ignored him and instead walked up towards the window. Booker and Elizabeth saw the Songbird slowly onto the window, his eyes still glowing red. This was a problem. The Songbird's suit was no match for underwater.

The suit shranked and craked it's skull, making him fly back from the window. He came to the window once more to touch or break that weak window, but the suit shattered the skull and making him bleed purple blood through his left eye. She shook his head again, shaking away the pain, but he just couldn't do it. The water was to much for him. He gently put his hand on the window and his eyes turned to green.

Well, his right eye turned green, but that shattered as well. His body felt limb and he couldn't breath. His body was slowly fading away. "Sshh... let go. Let it go." Elizabeth whispered.

The Songbird made one final noise before it slowly drowned. "Elizabeth...I'm sorry." Booker said.

Elizabeth didn't say a word, but stared at the falling bird. As soon as the Songbird was away from view, water view cleared it's self and it showed a sign.

MoonLight Theater

Must be some underwater theater. "What is this place?" asked Booker, "Elizabeth?"

"It's a Doorway." said a calm Elizabeth, walking away from the window, "One of many." Booker looked behind him and saw two staircase and another sign.

Rapture Metro

Rapture eh? Besides the two staircase and the sign, the place looked corrupted with furiniture lieing around. The door had a metal shap with a gear showing. And instead of Vicor, they call whatever they have those things called; Plasmids. A soft jazz was playing through the air, but it sounds...1920's. Booker is surprised that music from the 1920's and some electricity is playing. But, that doorway, the curiosity got the best of him.

"What do you mean, 'It's a doorway?' Where you going?" Booker asked.

"C'mon, it's this way." Elizabeth said, not even answering his question. For some reason, the metal door had a name. Securis was called. The metal door opened for them and it showed another staircase for them to go.

"The Comstock said something about your finger. Is their an answer to your-"

"Down here!" Elizabeth interuppted Booker. He shrugged and followed.

The more Booker followed Elizabeth, the more coruppted this place was. But by the Holy God, thank goodness their wasn't any Handymans. Walls were sitting comfortably on sides, the place was full of smoke, not smoking smoke, but explosion smoke (It's a real word, look it up.). Booker followed her to a very strange like vehicle. "This is where we have to go." Elizabeth said.

"Why? What is going on? Elizabeth...what do you mean, 'this is a door way?'" Booker asked.

"I'll just have to show you." Elizabeth said. Booker entered the Bathysphere and pulled the lever, not even wanting to sit down on the seats.

"Probably gonna regret this..." Booker said to himself. The vehicle quickly sank to the bottom, following on it's old rails, and leaving through the tunnel. The place was old, but looking beautiful as ever. A water skyscraper called Astro, and a few water animals.

"A city at the bottom of the ocean? Psh, ridiculous." Booker said with a smirk. The city was not small buildings, but really tall skyscrapers. Heck, even God might be angry about this place. The Bathysphere floated upwards onto the shore facing a really tall building as the night stars shined onto the building.

"Look at that. Thousands of doors. My God, it's beautiful. "You mean the stars?" Booker asked.

Elizabeth didn't respond, but stared onto the building as the Bathysphere swam it's way towards the building. "Come on. Come on! It's this way! Come on!" Elizabeth kept repeating.

What does she mean by 'doors' anyway? Elizabeth ran up the stairs and Booker walked. He looked up at the glowing moon. The moon shined like a night light with it's stars to make the scene even more beautiful.

Booker finally made it up the stairs and saw Elizabeth trying to open the door, but with no luck, she couldn't open it. "Can you open it?" Booker asked. "Dang it. No...I thought when we got here, I thought I could control it. I-I thought..." Elizabeth was cut off from her sentence and stared at her hand.

"What is that?" Booker asked.

"It's a key." Elizabeth said.

"Where did it come from?" He asked.

Well, for sure, it wasn't there when they was in the vehicle. "It's always been there. I just...I just couldn't see it." Elizabeth said with a hint off fear and surprise.

She went towards the door and twist the key, and went behind Booker. He opened the door, and he saw Elizabeth waiting right their on the other side. The ocean was now covered up with buildings. And at the top, it glowed a bright white color.

But...something made a few of them go off. It was turning off, one by one. "Elizabeth, whats happening?!" Booker whispered in fear.

"No...no no no no! This wasn't suppose to happen! Something's interuppting my powers!" Elizabeth screamed.

"Get back inside!" Booker ordered. Elizabeth followed the order and ran back inside the building, so did Booker. Here's the catch, they appeared in the forest, no door in sight.

They looked behind them and their wasn't a door anymore, just more tree's. "Elizabeth, what happened back there?" Booker asked.

"Something powerful turned them off. Something's wrong." Elizabeth said.

"Why are you a horse?" Booker asked. Indeed, Elizabeth was a horse, but her color was yellow and she still had her usual on. Her hair was a curl, she still had on the blue dress when she broke free, but she had a horn sticking out of her forehead.

"So are you Booker." she said. Booker looked at himself and gasped. He still had the human tan, and his hair was still out, but his body was a horse shape, and his clothes fit him well actually. His clothes were ripped from the battles he had, and he had wings. How cool is that?

"What?!" Booker couldn't handle this! What kind of animal is he now?! "Lets look for town. Maybe they can hep us."

Elizabeth said.

"Can you use the rails?" Booker asked. She used her powers and summoned black, white, and grey rails and they both jumped on it.

This is going to take a while.

(Meanwhile)

Twilight was studing her usual. But somethings off. Like...some magical source is messing her magic up. This morning, she couldn't even pick up a brush with her magic. "Spike, can I send Princess Celestia something?" Twilight asked.

"Sure...what is it?" Spike asked.

"Okay, dear Princess Celestia,
I feel a magical source coming somewhere in Ponyville. It's something powerful. I felt really weak just trying to get up from bed. So, I hope you can figure it out what it is. Sincerly, Twilight Sparkle." Twilight finished.

Spike wrote the letter and blew fire onto the old letter. The Letter turned into dust, then flew out of the window, onto Canterlot. "I hope Princess Celestia can figure out whats happening." Twilight said

I sure would love to see what kind of magical source it is. Hope yoiu find out Twilight, because this power is going to be powerful.

Is it?

Author's Note

Yay! IPad again! Well, this is a habit, I make two stories and trying to work on both of them. I need to face palm so hard. Well, hoped you liked the story.

The Mane Six are talking ponies?

"Booker...we've been on this rail for miles now. Can we take a break?" Elizabeth asked. Booker sighed and jumped off the rail. Elizabeth followed and they soon fell into the wilderness.

"Thank goodness. I thought we was going to be on that thing forever." Elizabeth complained.

"Well, if we're going to be here, were going to be here for a while. So lets find a cave...and hope their isn't any more Founders." Booker said.

"Maybe I can use my powers to take us to town?" Elizabeth suggested. Booker stopped and thought about this.

"Why didn't you do this before?!" Booker asked with anger rising through his veins.

"I like to use rails." Elizabeth said.

Booker shrugged and agreed. He likes to ride rails. Who doesn't? Elizabeth took one easy breath, and focused as hard as she can. She quickly tossed her arms to the side and it showed a town in black and white.The colors faded, then regained their color as they channeled somewhere else. "Were here!" Elizabeth said.

Booker stared into this bright and colorful looking city. "Let's find out where we are. Maybe then we can find out who interrupted my powers." Elizabeth said.

Booker nodded and headed into the city, but suddenly crowded by lots of horses...or...ponies. "Wow, what does this thing do?" one pony asked, holding Booker's shotgun.

Booker snatched it away from her and snarled. "Don't touch my stuff." he ordered.

Wait...how did he grab that? The ponies just crowded them, but then they left.

Why? They have a life!

The two kept walking, but only to stumble upon a pink pony with a hot pink poofy hair. "Uh, excuse me, Miss? Can you tell us where we are?" Booker asked.

The pink pony actually paid attention, made a really funny gasp, then zipped away faster than the speed of light."...This town is weird." Booker said annoyed.

They walked further into the colorful town, and found a purple unicorn with a baby dragon. "Excuse me? Miss? Can you tell us where we are?" Booker asked.

The purple unicorn trotted up to them and nodded. "Well, yeah. Your in Ponyville, and I've never seen you guys here before. So that means you must be new." the purple unicorn said. I think I have offically lost my mind...Booker thought.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle. What's yours?" the purple unicorn asked.

"Booker, and she's Elizabeth." Booker pointed at The Lamb. The purple dragon stared at Booker's gun. He felt...uneasy. Why does that gun make him feel uncomfortable? The dragon whispered something to the purple dragon and she giggled.

"Don't be so ridicules Spike. They are not evil." Twilight said. Booker scoffed silently. She sure was wrong.

"I can show you to my friends if you want." Twilight said with a warm smile.

"We will be delighted to, Miss Sparkle." Elizabeth said.

Twilight blushed and said, "No need to call me Miss Sparkle. Just call me Twilight." the unicorn said. They both nodded and followed the unicorn. The dragon, however, felt uneasy being around Booker. Maybe the gun, or he just had a bad feeling. Booker didn't feel like being around the dragon. Remember? There were no dragons were they came from.

"Are you sure we could trust her just like that, Elizabeth?" Booker asked.

"Well, yeah. You asked her for some help right?" she asked.

"I was asking for where we were, I didn't meant go to some random horse-stranger and ask her to see her friends!" Booker said with a hint of anger.

"Oh don't be so dramatic. But...their is something off about her. From the books I read, unicorns have magic. And she has some sort of magic. I can't tell what." Elizabeth said.

She does not get out much, does she? Booker thought.

"I can't imagine how much the U.S Goverment would want this place. This place will be like a hundred thousand bucks." Elizabeth said.

"Imagine how hard it would be for the Goverment to get here." Booker said. They arrived in a farm...or a barn. Either way, it said: Sweet Apple Acres.

What are these silly names coming from?!

"Come in! I'm sure they will love to meet you." Twilight said.

They?! Whose 'they'?! Booker thought in his smallworld mind. They entered the barn and what The False Sheperd and his Lamb saw...was a orange pony, hitting an apple tree.

If you want an apple, just pick it off.

"Applejack! Guess who came into Ponyville?" Twilight called out.

"Comin' Twi'!" the orange pony said. She stop hitting the tree with her back legs and trotted her way to the three.

"Mighty fine seein' ya'll come here. Name's Applejack." the orange pony said, shaking hoofs with the two. Once Applejack got a hold of Elizabeth, she shook her hand...er...hoof so violently that she actually had to tell her to stop. While Booker no problems shaking Applejack's hoof. He's been switching and carrying guns. Her hoof is as strong as a Minigun. It's not that hard man.

"Ah see you got somethin' fancy on yer back. What is it?" Applejack asked, pointing to Booker's gun.

"I have been wondering what that was as well Applejack. What is it?" Twilight asked.

"Something that will save your life when it comes to. Also strong enough to knock down two tree's with one go." Booker said with a sly smile.

"Can we see it?" Applejack asked.

"Nope." Booker's final answer.

"Please?" Twilight asked, but they just got a simple "Nope." Twilight rolled her eyes and used her magic to take the shotgun. Booker's gun floated and Booker was to shocked to even get a hold of it. Twilight spun it like it was a baby toy, observing what it will do. Booker gained back his calm or anger and took what was rightfully his.

"I said 'No!'" Booker said angry.

"No need to be so mean." Twilight said.

"Coming from the horse who stole his stuff." Booker said, now holding the shot gun with his arm. Twilight rolled her eyes once more and Applejack shrugged.

"If they say no, they mean it. Now, where Rainbow at? Ah'm sure she would love to meet these two lovebirds." Applejack said. The two just scoffed.

"Yeah, lovebirds..." They both acted. Twilight called out this "Rainbow" and a cyan pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail.

"Sup A.J.? Who are these two?" the cyan asked.

"Rainbow, this is Booker, and she's Elizabeth." Twilight said. Rainbow looked at Booker and Elizabeth with suspicion.

"You look...familiar. Have we met?" Rainbow asked.

"No...we haven't. Because we're-"

"New here because we moved from...um...New Colt City?" Elizabeth said...with sweat running down from her forehead.

"Really?! How was it?" Twilight asked with happiness.

"It was fine. Not like Las Pegasus...or France Dè Unicorn, but it was nice. Right, Elizabeth?" Booker lied.

"But I liked France Dè Unicorn." Elizabeth said with a bit of sadness.

"Because it had France in the name?" Booker asked. Elizabeth pouted and crossed her ar-er...fore-legs in anger.

"Well...we could show you our friends if you like?" Twilight said.

"We will be delighted, Miss Sparkle." Booker said blankly.

"O...kay. Let's go...?" Twilight said awkwardly.

Once they wal-uh...trotted their way out of the farm, Rainbow came up to Twilight. "Hey, Egghead. You sure we could trust these two?" Rainbow whispered.

"Why not? But they do kinda look...suspicious. And...the mare has some sort of...magic that I can't explain." Twilight said.

"Exactly! And...what is that weird looking stick?" Rainbow whispered, pointing at Booker's gun.

"He said it could save lives, but it looks dangerous to me." Twilight said.

"Maybe you can use your science powers and figure out what it is." Rainbow said.

"Naw, he seems to protective over it. Plus, it's a bad thing to steal, Rainbow." She assured.

"Where are we going, Twilight?" Applejack chimed in.

"To Rarity's. Maybe she can do something about his stick-weapon so we can observe it." Twilight whispered to her.

"Uh, if you ladies are done with your 'romance party', where are we going exactly?" Booker asked, ruining their whispering party.

"We're all ready here." Twilight said.

"Already where?" Elizabeth said.

"To Rarity's" Applejack said.

"Alright, we goin' in or what?" Booker asked again. Applejack opened the door and they all came inside.

"Business is closed today." said a voice.

"It's just us, Rarity." Applejack yelled.

"Coming!" sang the voice. A mare came in and her color was complete white. Her hair was purple and it looked like it took hour's to actually curl her hair up in three loops. And don't even get me started on her tail.

"And who are these guest? Especially that handsome stallion?" asked Rarity, battering her eyes at Booker.

He only needed to say one thing.

"Not available." Booker said blankly. Rarity made a small "Hmp" sound as she pouted.

"Rarity, this is Booker and Elizabeth. Booker, Elizabeth, this is Rarity." Twilight introduced.

"Nice to meet you Rarity." Booker said.

"It's very pleasant to see you." Elizabeth said.

"You guys are so...polite! And it's nice to see you too." Rarity said, but out of nowhere, she gained a huge chill.

"You okay?" Booker asked.

"Twilight, my dear. Can we speak in private?" Rarity politely asked.

"Alright." Twilight said.

Twilight followed Rarity and she was freaking out. "What did you need?" Twilight asked.

"Why does Elizabeth's magic feel so...powerful?" Rarity asked.

"I...I don't know. I was actually trying to keep my magic from going crazy around her." Twilight admitted.

"And...Booker's stick?" Rarity asked.

"He said it'll save our lives some day." said Twilight, now getting ready to leave.. "Which is why we wanted you to seduce him so we can see what it does."

"Don't worry, my dear." said Rarity, playing with her mane. "I can seduce him with a snap of a twig."

The two left from the corner and they saw both Applejack and Rainbow amazed.

Elizabeth was showing her cage-pictured necklace.

"Where did you get one?" Applejack asked.

"France Dè Unicorn." Elizabeth said.

"Neat, not cool, but neat." Rainbow said. Elizabeth rubbed her right foreleg and her left.

Wait...

Where was her thumb-tack?

"What the-? Where did my thumb-tack go?" She asked herself. Her thought's were interuppted when her stomach growled.

"You hun-gy?" Booker teased. Elizabeth's cheeks turned bright red as she nodded.

"Then let's go to Sugarcube Corner. Just one question." Rainbow said.

"And that would be?" Booker asked.

"Have you met a pink pony, and when she saw you, she gasped and ran away?" Rainbow asked.

"Yeah...?" both Booker and Elizabeth stretched the word. The ponies giggled as Rarity and Twilight came into view.

"Come on. Let's go." Twilight said.

The ponies left...Rarity's house? Kinda looked like a boutique to Booker. Anyway, once they walked out, Twilight nudges Rarity to use her woman skills on Booker.

"So...do you have any plans this week?" Rarity asked.

"No, in fact, we just got here." Booker said.

"Splendid! Maybe be can go on a...you know...date." Rarity said, battering her eyes once again at Booker.

"Want me to be honest with you?" He asked.

"Oh yes please." Rarity said.

"You are doing a terrible job at seducing me. Heck, your cat did a better at getting my attention than you did." Booker admitted. Rarity stopped dead on her tracks as her eyes twitched.

"Hey girls." Booker yelled at the group. They all turned to his attention.

"We might wanna run from Miss Crazy over here." He pointed at Rarity. Her fur was all over the place, her hair was out of place, and it looks like she had no sleep at all.

"What did you do?" Rainbow asked with a smile.

"She sucks at mare skills." Booker said with a sly smile. Rainbow laughed and they all ran. Weird part about it was that she caused an explosion.

You heard me, an explosion.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?" Rarity boomed at the explosion.

"Oh Celestia! No one has ever ticked her off this fast or that hard!" Rainbow said, still flying from Rarity. They saw a gingerbread house and both Booker and Elizabeth was confused. They all jumped in anyway and the room was dark. Out of nowhere, a bright flash came on and it looked like pretty much every horse they saw was in one house.

How was this possible?

"SURPRISE!" They all said. Then a pink pony came into Booker's personal space.

"Didyalikeit? Didyadidyadidyadidya?" the pink horse said so fast, it looked like a sugar rush can't compete with it.

"Yeah, and I got a surprise for you." Booker said. He moved from the door and it showed a ticked of Rarity.

"Surprise." Booker said. She ran in a full gallop and she crashed into Booker.

"How dare you say I have weak mare skills?!" Rarity asked ticked off.

How more angry can she be?

"No need to fight in a party miss." Booker pointed at the crowd of ponies. Rarity stopped and stared at the ponies, then embarrassing moments came into her body. She giggled in stupidity and in embarrassment.

"Hehehe...sorry, everypony. My mistake." Rarity said weakly. "Well then, LET'S PARTY!" Pinkie said. Music that both Booker and Elizabeth never heard.

What was this? This music is certainly not 1900's.

Booker stood up and and Rarity put a hoof on his chest. "We will deal with this later." Rarity said., then walked off.

Booker chuckled and he found Rainbow. "How did you do that?" Booker asked.

"Do what?" Rainbow asked.

"Fly?" Booker asked.

"You don't know how to fly? I thought you said you went to New Colt City? That's where most fillies and colts fly." Rainbow said.

"Well, expect Elizabeth to lie to ya. We're actually humans." Booker said.

"Hoo-mans?" Rainbow pronounced,

"Yup." Booker confirmed.

"Stop don't lie to me." Rainbow said.

"Want proof? Here let me get you some punch." Booker said. He brought out Undertow, and drank it. His hoofs act differently, even more painful than human. His hoofs grew barnacles that moved in and out and at last...it stop.

"I think I'm gonna barf." Rainbow said, trying to keep herself from barfing. He charged up his hoof and it showed a see-through tentacle. He pointed at the punch as it grabbed it and it hurled back. Rainbow was able to catch it and...she was amazed.

"I thought unicorns do that." Rainbow said.

"Unicorns can do magic?" Booker asked.

"I have a lot to do, don't I?" Rainbow said. She patted Booker on the back and enjoyed the party.

000

"Hey! Hey Stormcatcher! Check this out." the earth pony mare showed the pegasus the whistler.

"What does it do, Marsh Mellow?" asked the pegasus.

"It's like an instrument, but with six holes." Marsh Mellow said.

"Which one is more awesome?" Stormcatcher asked.

"Um...C...A...G...E. I can play it for you, if you like?" Marsh Mellow said.

"Alright." Stormcatcher said. Marsh Mellow played C,A,G,E...and a loud pitch noise was heard. It sounded like a bird, but a bit more...ticked.

"What was that?" Marsh Mellow asked.

"Sshh! Just, run!" Stormcatcher whispered. They both tried to run through the forest, but was blocked off by a huge black bird. He was tall and had a beak that neither open nor close. An air tank was right under his beak, and his fingers held sharp claws on each knuckle. His feat were not like any bird, but they were spread out with claws on each end. His claws held his wings, and his eyes glowed red.

"W-we're sorry. P-please d-don't hurt us!" Marsh Mellow crouched behind Stormcatcher. The bird did not care but picking them up, and sending them far from where he was. The pegasus would of save them, but the power the bird threw was to much. They screamed in fear and the last thing they remember before...crashing to the ground, was the glowing red eyes of terror.

Ready or not, here comes the Songbird!

Author's Note

Yaaaaayyy! Finished this as well! Hoped you like this...and that little troll Booker did, but that's all I gotta say.

The Reason Why Were All Here

The party was over and the Mane Six, as well as Booker and Elizabeth, walked to Twilight's house. "Well, do you have anywhere to live?" Twilight asked.

"Not really. In fact...we don't have any money...so we're broke." Booker said.

"You mean bits?" Twilight corrected.

"What?" Booker had no idea what she meant.

"Nevermind." She signed, before continuing. "So where are you staying?"

"Booker can live in my place. Especially that awesome trick he did." Rainbow said, then gave booker a bro hoof without a glance to each other.

"And Elizabeth can stay here. Maybe I can teach her a spell or two." Twilight said.

"Alright. So...I'ma go to...um...Rainbow Dash's house. And...chill. Alright?" Booker said. He trotted out the door...and tried to figure out how he held his gun before.

I mean...no fingers equal no grasp, right?

Inside the home of Twilight's, they somehow got Elizabeth in a grasp (Not including Fluttershy) that she can't escape. And to make sure she doesn't call Booker for help, they duct taped her mouth shut. "Who are you and why are you here?" Twilight yelled.

Elizabeth looked at her.

Duct...taped!

"Just hum to us." Twilight ordered. Elizabeth 'hmp'ed loud enough to annoy Twilight.

"Can you please tell us?" Fluttershy asked. Elizabeth shook her head in response.

"If we let you go...then will you tell us?" Applejack asked.

Elizabeth nodded in response. Rainbow bit her lipped and remembered what she was told...a few minutes ago.

(Flashback)

Booker was drinking a bowl of...hard apple cider and he was greeted by Rainbow once again. "Hey, enjoying the party?" Rainbow asked.

"Yeah. Say...speaking of parties, can you do me a favor?" Booker asked. Rainbow nodded and grabbed a glass of cider as well.

"I want you to never let Elizabeth spill her secret." Booker said.

"Why?" Rainbow asked. Booker put his glass down and sighed.

"Elizabeth's secret is...how do you say...'complicated.' What me and her went through was...horrifying. Something you'll never get used to. So if she is about to spill her secret, distract your friends. No matter the cost. Or so help me I shall blow your brains out...or let my crows do it for me. Got that?" Booker explained. Rainbow nodded, not because she didn't care, but in fear.

Booker's voice sounded so serious, man, Celestia would nod in fear herself. But yet...never say she did. "Sure. I'll make sure. But that'll never happen, right?" Rainbow asked. Booker shrugged at her comment.

"Your friends are to easy to read. It's like reading a five page of Winnie The Pooh." Booker said.

"You mean Filly The Pooh?" Rainbow asked. Booker looked at her with the, 'Are you freaking serious' kind of face, and Rainbow laughed.

"Alright. It's a deal." Rainbow said. Booker gave an epic brohoof and Rainbow returned it.

(Flashback ends.)

They slowly let go of her...and Elizabeth through her forelegs to the side and...

"F-f-f-four score and s-s-s-seven y-years ago..." It stuttered. It stood on it's hind legs and it held a mini gun. It's forelegs were attached to it and it faced the Mane Six.

"...You ponies were never born. And you still won't." the thing hissed. Booker broke in the house and saw it spun the mini gun at the poor defenseless and-now-crouching ponies.

"MOTORIZED PATRIOTS!" Booker yelled in fear. He drank the Shock Jockey and the electric crystals forced his hands to come together, then shot a massive shock at the patriot. The Patriot turned to Booker and it started to spin his mini gun.

"Oh no you don't!" Booker yelled and shot a large amount of electricity at the Patriot. It stopped and it broke down as Booker shot at it. His head came off and it shot more electricity.

"You-you-you will p-p-pay for this!" The Patriot yelled. It spun it's mini gun faster, but was turned down when Booker gave one immense shot to the body. It stopped, dropped to it's hind-knees, then collapsed. The ponies were breathing heavily in fear...but really, Booker should be the one who should be tired.

"That...was easier than expected." Booker said to himself, then faced the ponies.

"Alright. Who's idea was to hold hostage on Elizabeth?" He asked. Elizabeth, Rainbow, and Fluttershy all went to his side in fear while the rest all looked at the ground in shame.

"Hey, what's going on-?" was all Booker heard before he zapped the purple dragon from the stairs, making him fall to the ground and having a massive seizure.

"Explain." Booker ordered.

"When you left, we needed to grab Elizabeth so we can hold her down. Her magic...was...powerful. Makes me feel weird." Twilight said.

"Doesn't mean you try to interrogate her. If you know she is powerful, than don't even try." Booker said.

"I thought we were playing tag." Pinkie said sadly. Booker sighed and he looked at his hips.

Murder of Crows.

"Twi' here told us that Elizabeth and that stick of yers was dangerous. So we tried to take Elizabeth first, and Rarity try to seduce you away from the stick." Applejack said.

"Rarity sucks at mare skills." Booker said again with a smile.

"But since you showed us that the stick saved our lives...and we were just crazy....we're sorry." Twilight said.

"How dare you say I have weak mare skills. You know, my beauty is rare." said Rarity, fixing her hair as she said her sentence.

"Your still on that?" Rainbow asked.

"Alright, I forgive you." Booker said with a devious smile.

The four cheered in happiness. "On one condition." Booker interrupted the cheer.

The girls stopped and pouted in fear. "You girls-" Booker than grabbed the Murder of Crows...and drank it. "-must survive my crows. If you live, I'll probably forgive ya. If not...hey...this is your punishment."

Booker charged his hoof...and sent a nest of eggs in front of the four...and don't even get me started on Fluttershy. She tried to grab the eggs to see if Booker fractured it, but Booker got a hold of her and forced her to stay outside. Booker, Elizabeth, Rainbow, and Fluttershy all looked through the outside window and saw the other four staring curiously at the eggs.

If only Booker had fingers.

He could of snap his fingers and forced the birds out. But...this is more fun. "You sure about this, Booker?" Elizabeth asked.

"What would you do?" Booker asked her. Elizabeth didn't say anything else and stared back at the window. Booker actually had it timed too.

5...4...
3...2...
ONE!

The birds shot out and started pecking the crap out of the four. They screamed in pain and begged for mercy...while Rainbow and Booker was laughing. "How come I never thought of this?" Rainbow asked.

"Trust me, if you can lose your sanity in a snap, you can think of these." Booker said. It lasted ten minutes and the outside four came in walking, still laughing. The four inside had bloody scars and ruffled up manes, especially Pinkie.

Her muffled-up mane became an afro.

"So...what'd you learn?" Booker taunted.

"We learned that if we ever find something dangerous, use it on you." Twilight said.

"Aw, thank you. I forgive you too." Elizabeth said and giving her a hug.

"Come on. It's getting late. I'mma to now." Booker said.

"Me too. Well, see ya later girls." Rainbow said and followed Booker out. Applejack left as well as Pinkie, but Rarity didn't move an inch.

"Um...Rarity, you gotta move." Elizabeth said. Rarity mumbled something that Elizabeth wasn't able to hear, so she put her ear near her muzzle.

"My...mane...my...mane...my...mane..." Rarity repeated.

Elizabeth backed away, but had an idea of what might happen. She picked up Rarity and set her outside. "You think she'll be okay?" She asked.

Twilight counted. "3...2...1." She waved her hoof towards Rarity.

What was heard throughout the town was autistic screaming for the death of Booker.

Author's Note

Am I the only one that just feels dead inside reading these?? I mean...I seriously need a major rework on this...I'll do my best to finish the rest. Hopefully...nothing else pops up.

So...where have I been??

Ugh...so...where have I been lately?
First off, Yes, I was an ignorant person. I didn't even take criticism like I wanted to back then, and now I actually can. Second, yeah, these stories did die out, but jeez, I only wanted to take a break. I actually completely forgot about them due to my memory span. Third, yeah, my spelling errors are god awful. And I can actually SPELL for once on a phone. So that's happening. And fourth, yes, I actually WANTED to finish this story, but I didn't know how, and when I did, my memory backfired.

So, what does that mean? Well, I was in highschool making these stories. And, not as popular as the legends here, but every story I made had fairly good criticism. Now that I am in College, and practically exceeding my English writing skills, I know I can do better. Not think, KNOW. So yeah...

No, I do not know any of the new changes. So, Mods, I am very, very apologetic if this disobeys and rules here, since this isn't technically a "chapter." Yes, I will do my best now to finish them.

So, you may have asked, where the hell have you been for the past 3-4 years? Well, anxiety problems have seriously caught on to me. I have been in a "Love you, love you not" relationship, my emotions being toyed with, amping up my anxiety. My memory getting worse, and I completely forgot my log in last year up till today when I unconsciously figured it out. And, to top it all damn off, family issues involving my parents almost getting killed by a psychotic fucking stalker. Tbh, I don't care, nor don't mind sharing. I stopped when I figured out an important event was happening, and that stalker wants to be a part of it. Ugh...I sound sappy, ignorant, and angry.

So, Moderators, please don't delete this chapter until the next 24 hours, or at least let me do it. I want them to know that I ain't dead yet, and I want to make them fully aware of my well being. Thank you all, I'll find some way to finish the chapters, since on phone its stupid hard, but screw it. I'll find a way. If I need to do it by phone, I will. And no more of that colored writing. I look back at it and see how unprofessional that is. Plus you can barely see that in different styled backgrounds. Jeez...

So, I am going to start from scratch, starting from second to third chapter, and ACTUALLY planning it out then making bs on the way like I did with my other stories. So, idk when this will be finish. I wanna publish this by Saturday. So, let's do this, eh?