Bringing up Gummy

by ThunderChaserCreate

Rating: everyone
Tags: Original Character, Comedy, Gummy, Pinkie Pie, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance
Length: 1453

When Silver Boulder starts to be tormented by an insane pony, romantic hilarity ensues.

This is the story of Silver Boulder, a quiet colt, who works in a trading card shop. He quickly gets involved in a number of predicaments alongside a mare with a... unique sense of logic, and her alligator named Gummy.

Pinkie Pie X OC fic

Parody of the 1938 film 'Bringing up Baby'

Published 2013-06-20 21:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-20 21:50:01 UTC

A Prolouge: Black Lotus-Alpha

I sat quietly at my desk at 'Cards-a-lot.' I owned the store, one of a string under the direction of Cloud Shaker, Equestria's Card Shark millionaire.

I was staring at a particular card, one that I'd never seen before, and wondering what it might belong to. You see, it had been sold to me by a foal who had glued it to another card. There was no way to look at the back of it without destroying it.

"Spring?" I called. A young mare poked her head out of the back room. Her olive green mane flowed from her right shoulder, echoing her deep green eyes. Her coat was a gleaming silver, much like mine, but seeming brighter, in a way. Her name was Spring Darling, and I was marrying her tomorrow.

"Yes, Boulder?" her lilting voice was a comfort to me.

I have to say I was a tiny bit tongue-tied, "I, um, I think that this one must be a Pocket Monster."

"Nonsense. You checked the catalog for Pocket Monsters yesterday."

"Oh, that's right, I did," I sighed, wondering what else it could possibly be.

A mailmare knocked at the door, jostling me from my thoughts. It was Ditzy Doo, better known as 'Derpy,' the infamously clumsy mail carrier.

I ran to the door, seeing as she was holding a perishable-looking manila envelope.

"Yes? Is that for me?" I asked hurriedly.

"Duhm, yeah, I think so. Are you Mr. Silver Boulder?"

"Mm-hm, that's me!" I nodded, trying to grab the package.

"You've gotta sign first," Derpy said firmly, shoving a clipboard at me.

I grabbed a pen off the desk with my magic, signing with a flourish, "There!" I snatched the package away from her before any damage could be done.

"You have a nice day, sir," she muttered, though I barely heard her.

I read the address label, quickly growing excited, "Spring!" I called again.

"Yeah, what?" she yelled to me.

"It's the Black Lotus-Alpha!" I ripped the top off, drawing out a card I had been looking for practically my entire life. Or at least it felt like it.

"Really?" She ran out to take a look.

"Oh, Spring, just think of it! The last card we need to finish 'Pony: The Gathering!' The very last card!" In my joy, I squeezed Spring in a tight hug.

"Silver!" she yelled disapprovingly.

"What?" my hoof dropped from her shoulders, "We're getting married! I'm not even allowed to hug you?"

"We're in business right now!" She hissed, though nopony else was in the shop at the moment. She was a wonderful gal, but she could be pretty uptight about some things. Well, a lot of things.

"Now listen," Spring's tone told me that she was about to order me around, "You have an appointment at 12 o'clock today to play golf with Mr. Green."

"Mr. Green? What Mr. Green?" I asked, sticking the card back into it's envelope.

"Mr. Pea Green, the colt who's going to donate a generous 1 million dollars to a card business? The one you're supposed to convince to grant us the million?" she reminded me.

"Oh, that Mr. Green! Sure," I looked up at the clock, "12 you said? If I'm going to make it, I'll need to get ready right now. Goodbye, dear!" I gave her a quick peck on the cheek.

"Remember!" she shouted after me, "Let Mr. Green win!"

"I will, dear, I will."

I'll See You in a Minute

I followed Mr. Green as he went to take his first shot. The colt had graciously given me the first swing, and was testing the wind while he dug through the caddy's bag.

Eventually, he found a club he liked, and trotted up toward the ball.

"So, you see Mr. Green," I was saying, keeping right on his tail, "It would really mean a lot to us if we got that million dollars."

"Mr. Boulder, you seem to be under some kind of misapprehension. I haven't got a million dollars. I merely represent the possible donor, Mrs. Honey Blossom, whose financial adviser I happen to be," He leaned on his club authoritatively, using a rather awkward stance to keep his balance.

"Oh," as he got ready to take his shot, I leaned down to his face, "Well, if you could just give me some assurance--"

He ignored me blatantly, testing the wind for a fourth time.

"Um, some assurance--"

"Mr Boulder," he took the same leaning stance a second time, "When I play golf, I only talk golf. And then, only between shots. Perhaps we could discuss this over a coffee and brandy when we've finished our game?"

"Yes, of course," I said, worried that I may have ruined our chances.

"In the meantime, I believe you have hooked your ball," he said, turning back to his shot.

"Oh, yes. Well, I'll see you in a minute, Mr. Green," I wandered off to the right, my caddy following me a few steps behind.

What I saw beyond the trees will never leave my head. A pink earth pony, holding a golf club with her front hooves, preparing to take a wild swing at an unseen golf ball. My golf ball.

"Wait!" I yelled, but she swung anyway. The force of the swing spun her in a full circle, before she landed in the grass, giggling crazily.

"You shouldn't do that, you know," she told me.

"Shouldn't do what?" I asked, confused.

"Talk while somepony's shooting. Well, it's okay. I got a good shot," she started to wander away, her caddy rolling his eyes at the oddness of her... well, her everything.

"Look, I think you just hit my ball," I told her, getting right to the point.

"Oh? I don't think I did."

"Well, what game are you playing?" I asked, attempting to prove the point I had made.

"PGA."

"Well, I'm playing a crowflight."

"I like PGA better."

"That's not the point!" I told her, stamping my hooves while she took another shot with a putter. She sunk it easily, despite her lack of magic.

"Look," I pulled the ball out of the hole, showing it to her, "See? A PGA has two black dots, but a crowflight has a circle. It's a circle, see?"

"Well, of course!" The pony said, "Do you think it would roll around if it wasn't a circle?"

"No, no, I'm talking about a mark--"

"Yes, well, it's just a game, right?" she interrupted, "Why does it matter?"

"BOULDER!" yelled Mr. Green, waving frantically at me.

"I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE, MR. GREEN!" I yelled back, "You don't mind if I take this with me, do you?" I asked sarcastically.

"Nah, you can have it. I don't need a golf ball."

~~~~~

After only another few minutes, there was a loud rev followed by a smash in the parking lot.

"Say," Mr. Green murmured, "Isn't that your car?"

I looked where he was pointing to see-- surprise, surprise-- the pink pony, sitting in my car and trying to maneuver it out of it's parking spot. How she was doing this without magic, I had no idea. But, from what I'd seen, she really didn't appear to be a pony who followed normal rules.

"No! Stop!" I yelled, galloping to the lot and taking a flying leap over some shrubs. I jumped on top the running board of the car, leaning over to talk to the pony driving, "What in the hoof do you think you're doing?"

"I'm trying to leave," she told me, fooling with the stickshift. She looked up at me, "Oh, hey! It's you! Golfball guy!"

"My name is Silver Boulder," I growled.

"Well, hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!"

"NO!" I screamed at her, putting my hooves on the wheel.

"Hey! I just want to leave, but the car next to me is parked too close. Do you think you could move it for me?"

"Oh, you want me to move your car?" I asked, pointing at the next one over.

"If it's not too much trouble, but that's not my car. This is my car."

"No, this is my car!" I told her.

"Your golfball? Your car? Is there anything in the world that doesn't belong to you?"

I sighed, "Yes, thank Celestia, YOU!"

"Now ,now, don't lose your temper. Would you get off my running board?"

"THIS IS MY RUNNING BOARD!" I shrieked, pounding on the metal.

"Okay, fine! Stay right there!" She yanked on the stickshift, tearing out of the parking space. I held on for dear life as she swerved around a tree.

"BOULDER?!" shouted Mr. Green.

"I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE, MR. GREEN!"