Great to be Derpy

by MoonSketch

Rating: everyone
Tags: Princess Luna, Random, Derpy Hooves, Crossover, Lightning Dust, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 6165

Derpy Hooves is could easily be cast out of society because of her wall-eyed look, even so she didn't really care about it until now when she meets Lightning Dust an old classmate from school who always bullied her.

Derpy Hooves could easily be cast out of society because of her wall-eyed look, even so she didn't really care about it until now when she meets Lightning Dust an old classmate from school at the party after Twilight has been crowned as a princess. Because of Lightning Dust Derpy completely ruins the party! Now she knows that she will be completely cast out of society, but not with the help of a new friend she makes.

Published 2013-06-21 04:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-23 18:42:06 UTC

Why me? chapter 2

It was the day after Twilight became an alicorn and everypony from Ponyville was at Twilight's coronation ceremony, Derpy Hooves was their too and she enjoyed herself a lot. Now it was the party after the ceremony and their was so much food!
As Derpy headed toward the Buffet table she first looked at the fruit salad and got herself a plate to serve herself some food.

As she was munching on her apple muffin when she saw Lightning Dust heading towards her.
"What are you doing here?" she asked her "The question is why are you here you loser? You don't deserve to be here" she said.

Derpy frowned in sadness but then faced her foe "I deserve to be here as much as you do!" She responded. Lightning Dust then noticed the daisy sandwiches and there was one left, Golden Harvest was about to claim it when Lightning dust just pushed her out of the way quickly snatching the sandwich.
"Hey that wasn't nice!" she yelled at her "Whatever" Dust just walked away.

Derpy just ignored her until she saw her arguing with Granny Smith
"Now you! You shouldn't go around and stealing pony's food"

"but I didn't you old hag that pony stole MY food!" She protested
"that's not true Lyra just grabbed it from the table." Derpy approached the situation

"I had my eyes on it first so it was mine!" Dust turned over to Derpy and faced her "It's not yours if you just put your eyes on it, you gotta hold it on your on hoof to claim as your" Derpy straightened her eyes to look at Lightning Dust
"SHUT UP!!"
Lightning Dust yelled and bucked Derpy "Argh!" she yelled in pain. Everypony was looking at Lightning Dust
"What are you all staring at?!" Dust just walked away from the scene.

Derpy got up but her eyes were spinning everywhere so she just shaked her head hoping that it will go back to her normal wall-eyed look. But even so she was really dizzy and began to stumble everywhere, Derpy then crashed into the buffet table knocking it down the table. Derpy kept on stumbling and crashed into the orchestra.

"You feather brain! Look at what you've done!" said Wild Fire "What the hay is wrong with you
Derpy?! You just ruined the party!" yelled Bon Bon.

Several pony's also scowled her and Derpy Hooves didn't dare to look "Ya what is wrong with you Derpy Eye? You ruined a wonderful party so you better just leave you party crasher!!" It was Lightning Dust.

Her eyes started to brew tears and Derpy ran out of the room letting her hooves take control of. She soon entered a room that was night blue and on the ceiling appeared to be shining stars, but Derpy didn't care she just lied down on the floor and cried herself to sleep.

Canterlot Castle chapter 4

Derpy woke up when the rays of the sun came down from the window. She was confused at first but then she remembered the previous night's event's, Derpy looked around at the room.

There was a chimney that was night blue, the ceiling was also night blue with sparkles that represented the stars, beside her was a large night blue bed that had a dark blue curtain above it that had several stars on it, it was quit tall too and she couldn't see the other side.

"I got you breakfast" a voice came from the other side of the bed it was Luna and soon appeared in front of her. A tray was lied in front of her, it had some warm stew some bread and her favorite a muffin. After she finished her meal she looked at Princess Luna who was playing video games " have you finished your meal?" she asked

"Yes. Thank you your Highness." Derpy bowed in gratefulness " You can call me Luna just Luna." Luna paused her game and looked at Derpy with a smile.

"Now come with me" Luna stood up and so did Derpy and she followed her. They walked down the halls of the castle and stopped at a white door with a large sun in the middle. "Sister may I come in?" she asked "come in" A voice responded.

Luna opened the door and their she was Princess Celestia sat on her sofa writing papers
"And who have you brought here?" She turned from her work and looked at Luna
"Her name is Derpy hooves" she responded

" I came here to ask permission if she could be welcome to our castle at any time" Luna stood proud and strong in front of her sister and Princess Celestia stared at her sister and then looked at her taking notice of her eyes "She may"
.
She went back to her desk and got a badge from her drawer, the Princess came up to her and said "hold your hoof out Derpy" Derpy obeyed and put her hoof out. Princess Celestia put the badge in her hoof and said
"From here on out you are welcome to our castle, you come at any time you want, show this to the guards in case they don't let you in" Princess Celestia smiled at her and soon went back to her work.

"yay!" she said "Thank you Luna so much!" this made her day.
She soon returned to ponyville and returned to her house, she put the badge in her "special stuff" drawer and left for work.

Yay Muffins! chapter 5

It was noon and Derpy got out of work early that day, she went over to sweet apple acres for some zap apple jam hoping that there was some left over.
"Hi Granny Smith!" she called Granny Smith woke up at the call of her name
"Oh. Hello Ditzy Doo, what brings you here?" she asked
"I was wondering if you had any Zap Apple jam left" she walked over to Granny Smith and straightened her eyes.
"I sure do and there is no need to pay, not after what you did for me at the party"
Granny Smith smiled and she began to slowly walk over to the storge room.

A few moments later Granny Smith came out with a jar of Zap Apple jam
"Are you sure I don't need to pay?"
"I'm sure of it sugar" Granny Smith was once again on her rocking chair and quickly fell asleep
Derpy flew of to her home and began to take out ingredients to bake Zap Apple Muffins.

The muffins were baking in th oven when she heard Lightning Dust outside and she knew that if she found out that she had Zap Apple jam and muffins that she'll take it away so Derpy hid the rest of the jam that she had left over up stairs in her room.
The muffins were finished and were set out in the kitchen to cool off.
Derpy went upstairs to look for her saddle bags when she heard a loud crash in her house andf her predictions were correct
Lightning Dust stole her muffins.
"NO! Lightning Dust give them back I baked them!" she yelled
"No way Loser, these muffins seemed delicious too delicious for the likes of you, so see ya!"
She smirked at her and dashed off
"No!... I knew this would happen..." she muttered but the depression didn't last long Derpy went and got her leftover Zap Apple jam and once again started to bake them

A few hours later the muffins were done and Derpy placed the in a container. She got her saddle bags, put the container in it, her badge and was soon off to Canterlot castle

She arrived at the castle and the guards let her in guess word got out she thought as Derpy walked down the halls of the castle soon arriving at Luna's room. She knocked and the door opened "come in" a voice said,

"Hi Luna I come over with some muffins and I hope I didn't Interrupt anything" Derpy walked in the room seeing that Luna wasn't busy at all, she was just playing video games.
"No you didn't I was just playing Halo 4"
"About that... Could you teach me how to play video games?" Derpy sat down and took of her saddle bags,
"Sure!" Luna smiled back "Yay! I brought some Zap Apple Muffins." she took out the container with the rainbow colored muffins and showed it to Luna

"Oooh yum! Thank you!" She was soon chewing on a delicouse Zap Apple muffin and Derpy also joined in, impressed of her amazing cooking of her Zap Apple muffins.

After that Luna took out a small black controller with two screens and showed it two her
"This is a DSI, it stands for Double Screen Improved" Luna placed it at her hooves and Derpy didn't have a single idea of how to hold it.
"You hold it like this" Luna demonstrated her and Derpy copied and was soon playing on it.

After Luna taught her how to play with all the consoles they were both battling each other in Super Smash Bros Wii
"No not the Smash ball!" Derpy yelled
"Ahahahaha BOOOOOM!" Luna screamed
Derpy was soon defeated , she and Luna were both laughing together at the close battle
"Oh look at the time it's already 7:00 you better go back home now" Luna looked at the clock in surprise
"Ok. Thanks for having me over!" Derpy left the room and headed home.

Karaoke chapter 6

Derpy just returned from her daily job and was soon off to Canterlot castle. As she walked down the castle halls a familiar voice called her
"Ditzy Doo!" she turned around and saw Twilight walking up to her "Hi Twilight!" she said
"What are you doing here?" Twilight looked around with an worried look, Derpy took out the badge and showed it to her
"Princess Celestia and Princess Luna gave me permission to come whenever I want."
"I guess Luna has a gaming partner now" Twilight smiled and walked away.

As Derpy approached Luna's room there was loud music and loud singing going on and she entered the room she saw Luna dancing
"OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE!! EEEEEEEHH SEXY LADY!!" Luna pointed at her as she sang
"I'm a sexy lady?" she asked Luna then turned around in embarrassment "um.. uh"
"Well this sexy lady has brought muffins!" Derpy happily walked in and got the muffins out.
Luna paused the game and went towards the muffins
"You know your muffins are the best muffins I have ever tasted!" Luna said with her mouth full Derpy smiled back and joined
"So what were we gonna do today?" she asked
"Were going to sing Karaoke!!"
"What's Karaoke?" Derpy had never heard of it before
"Karaoke is when a group of ponies or a pony sings a song like they were the artist" Luna responded

Luna put the main menu on and handed her a microphone "Hold it like this." Luna demonstrated by putting the mike in between her hooves and lifting it up to her muzzle, Luna then grabbed the mike with her magic.

Derpy did so as shown, Luna put on a song on and it was on multiplayer and started singing
"I threw a wish in the well don't ask me I'll never tell, I looked at you as it fell and now your in my way"
Derpy Immediately recognized the song and continued the next line
"I'd trade my soul for a wish, Pennies and Dimes for a kiss, I wasn't Looking for this and now your in my way"
Luna continue
"Your stare was holdin' Nice gold mane was flowin' Hot night wind was blowing Were you think your going baby?"
The next line they sang together and started to dance to the music
"Hey I just met you! And this is craaazy, But here's my number so call me maybe!"
"It's hard to look right at youuu baaby! But here's my number! SO CALL ME MAYBE!!"

They continued the song until they finished and they got a huge score of 50789 with 5 stars!
"Oh my Sister!! That's the best score I have on the game!!" Luna said surprised
"Let's do another one this time all choose!" Derpy smiled and was about to pick a song when Luna offered her some junk food but she didn't care she ate some apple chips and popcorn and then started their new song.

"AND SCREAM AND SHOUT AND LET ALL OUT!!!" Derpy and Luna sang and were interrupted by a knock on the door
"Come in" Luna said as she paused the song
"Will you two keep it down??" Princess Celestia walked into the room annoyed
both Luna and Derpy blushed in embarrassment.
"We will" Luna responded and turned off the game
"Aww" She frowned
"Hey have you ever heard of Minecraft?" Luna turned off the TV and headed to her computer
"No" she responded
"Well then you will now" Luna turned on the computer and explained to her how to play it, the mobs, mining and everything there is to know about Minecraft.
"Woow Minecraft is awesome! Can I try it?" Derpy asked
"Sure." Luna responded

Soon enough Derpy was in the heat of the game, she already got diamonds which she was proud of.
"You should get a computer and then the game" She suggested
"I will I'll earn up every bit I need to get both!" Derpy put the game on pause, straightened her eyes and stood up for a few moments the went back to the game.

It was time for Derpy to left the castle and was on her way to ponyville when Lightning Dust came up beside her and said
"So your friends for the princess huh? Who gave you permission?" Derpy kept quite and tried to ignore her
"Well they might of given you permission but you gotta go threw me first to have permission!"
Lightning dust bumped into her trying to knock her out of the sky but she endured the hit and rushed over to house as fast as she could.
Derpy was lucky and got into her house safe and sound. Derpy put her stuff down and went to sleep.

Lightning Dust attacks chapter 8

Lightning Dust attacks chapter 8

It was late at night when Derpy returned home after seeing Luna and for whatever reason the atmosphere around her was
eerie.
Derpy arrived home and looked behind checking if anything was following her, everything was normal and she let out a sigh in relief. Derpy went up stairs ready to go to sleep when somepony covered her mouth
"Do as I say and you won't get hurt." she recognized that voice and looked back it belonged to Lightning Dust
"Now give me the badge." Dust looked at her with greed in her eyes
"What badge?" she responded
"Oh you know exactly what badge I'm talking!" Lightning Dust tightened her grip on Derpy

She didn't respond to Dust and in a few moments Dust hit her head making her eyes go everywhere and stole her badge, once she had it she flew out of the window at full speed.
That badge was very important to her and she had to get back. Immediately she got up and chased after Lightning Dust she straightened her eyes with effort.

She flapped her wings as fast as she could but it was taking up a lot of energy and quickly became tired, Derpy started losing hope when a familiar voice rang in her head

"You can do it Derpy! Don't give up hope! What truly bonds you to that badge?"
It's my friendship with Luna!! she responded

Suddenly Derpy had a burst of energy flow threw her and she flew like never before,
soon she started to see Lightning Dusts shadow.
Before she knew it Derpy was right beside Lightning Dust!
A thunder cloud was coming into sight and she went behind Dust but suddenly she stopped and Derpy still going at full speed crashed into her and went threw the thunder cloud.
Seeing her chance she grabbed the badge from Lighning Dust and sped threw the cloud making Lightning appear shocking
Lightning Dust while Derpy was safe out of the cloud.

When she looked behind her self she saw that she was leaving a trail of gold as she flew kind of like the trail that Rainbow Dash would make when she did the sonic rainboom.
Once she landed in front of her house a few ponies were applauding her for what she did

"It was a beautiful golden lightning explosion that you made Derpy!" Said Rarity
"It was like the sonic rainboom except smaller and golden!" Lyra approached the gathering ponies
Derpy blushed at the praise at the praise
"It wasn't really anything... And I couldn't of done it without the encouragement of a friend"
Derpy looked up at the moon as she said that small speech
"Who where you chasing anyway??!!" asked Pinkie who was jumping all over the place

At that moment Rainbow Dash walked up to the crowd suddenly Derpy felt uncomfortable of saying the name of the thief in front of Rainbow Dash knowing the bad relationship they both had, never the less she said who
"I was chasing after Lightning Dust..."
"How come?" asked Rainbow Dash
"She stole this badge from me.." she responded
"Isn't that a badge for permission of entering Canterlot Castle?" said Rarity as she studied the badge
"Wait so your friends of the Princess?!" Dashes mouth dropped at the surprise
"Mostly Luna but yes" she responded
"Oooh I have one too!" shouted Lyra and showed it to Derpy
"Me and Luna always connect on wi fi and kick some ass on the internet!" She boasted Derpy smile in return.

After many questions and answers finally Derpy was able to return home and sleep tight.

Author's Note

Sorry I just got 1 chapter out today but it's something. :) I hope you enjoyed!

E3!!! chapter 9

Derpy flew over to Canterlot Castle, once she landed in front of the castle the doors burst open!
Luna ran up to her with excitement
"Derpy! E3 is today! Come on let's go!" Luna was already flying off into the sky
"Wait for me!" she called and soon catched up to Luna
"By the way thanks for yesterday..."
"No prob." Luna looked at her with a smile

After a few moments of flying Derpy and Luna began to approach Manehatten then she noticed a large building with banners saying E3.
"And were here! now lets go!" Luna ran up the stairs and entered the building, Derpy followed.
When she entered the area were E3 was going on she couldn't believe it her mouth opened wide open
there was thousands and thousands of ponies!
"come on let's go to Sony first" said Luna

Luna and her walked of to their booth. Luna challenged her to a game and the challenge was won by Luna of course.
They raced against each other on Mario Kart 8 and they took pictures on the Pikmen showcase, it was a wonderful experience. They also went to the Indiecade and played a bunch of games there.

After many hours spent at E3 Luna and her finally had to leave.
"Nintendo was impressive this year especially with the new update of Pokemon X and Y!" said Luna
"Ya did you see the yoga trainer from WiiFit? That was hilarious!" Laughed Derpy
Luna and her kept o talking about E3 until the end of the day and Derpy had to return home.

Once she was in Ponyville she went to Future Shop and bought herself a cool Acer PC.
She got the PC home and on that very same day she got herslef a bunch of accounts! Like YouTube, Facebook and she got a bunch of games to like Battlefield 3 ,Minecraft, Dota 2 and many more.

Author's Note

I didn't put to much detail on E3 because I didn't go and I'm just basing myself for what I saw on YouTube

Derpy Hooves chapter 12

After helping clean up the market Derpy went over to Luna's and played some Pokemon together.
Her Zoroark tricked Luna which gave Derpy a huge chance to win and she did so.
After that Derpy went home and fell asleep.

She had a dream it was her and Lightning Dust she was saying sorry at the market but then they were back at school.
Derpy remembered this moment, she was writing down some notes then the lunch bell rang.

She then saw Lightning Dust approach her it looked like she wanted to ask something but she backed away from her and just walked out the door. I wonder what she wanted to ask me... she thought. Then she noticed that she could see her own filly self in front of her! She was in third person! This bothered her and soon the memory faded then she remembered what Lightning Dust said today I was jealous of her . Derpy immediately realized something and as soon as she did she woke up.

Derpy did her job and once she was done she went to Cloudsdale and went to Lightning Dust's home and knocked
"Yes?" the door opened revealing Dust
"Hi Lightning Dust..." she said weakly
Lightning Dust stood their surprised she then sighed and opened the door wide open
"Come in" she said
" thanks" Derpy smiled and went in her house, she saw a picture on the wall, it was a big explosion of Lightning and in the middle was Lightning Dust as a filly

"That's how I got my cutie mark, I went right in the middle of the thunder cloud at full speed which made it explode." Lightning Dust smiled at the photo then looked at her
"So what are you doing here?" she asked

"Um I was wondering that we could maybe be friends." Derpy responded.
It was silent for a while then Lightning Dust looked up at her
"Even after all I've done to you" she looked back down in disgrace remembering those moments
"Yes even after all that, I want you to be my friend" Derpy gave her a bright smile which Dust returned
"Ok then let's be friends." she held her hoof out and they shaked hooves.

Derpy returned to ponyville and she bumped in to Rainbow Dash "Hey Derps! What's up" she asked
"Eh nothing much" she responded she had a quick chat with her then started to make her way home

When she got home and layed on her bed thinking of all the memories she's had since a filly.
She remembered when she got her cutie mark a spectacular thing happened she made a bubble in the shape of a muffin!
She remembered when her eyes became cross eyed, when she baked her first muffin. when she got to ponyville, all the friends she made, she remembered the good times that she and Luna spent together even if it has been 2 months.

Ive had a fun life she thought she looked at the window and saw the passing ponies

"It's Great to be Derpy"

THE END

A Normal Day chapter 1

The morning sun raised over Derpy's home and as soon as it hit her she woke up. "Morning everypony"! she shouted out her window "Morning Derpy" responded Noteworthy
"Where you of too?" she asked as she saw him carrying a bouquet of flowers
"Um... Im going to go meet Octavia Melody" Noteworthy smiled nervously and walked away "Good Luck!".

Derpy rushed down the room and got her mailman outfit, she soon put it on and ate her usual breakfast: Muffins.
Derpy went out to the post office and got her usual saddle bags filled with letters, she flew off to reach her destinations.

It was lunch time already and Derpy had already delivered all the mail she needed too, she flew off too the cafe and ate a delicious daisy sandwich.
Once again she went to the post office and got herself more mail to deliver.

It was around 3:00 when she finished off her work when she heard a familiar voice "Well if it isn't Derpy Eye!"
Derpy turned around and met with Lightning Dust's eyes "Don't call me that!" she yelled

"Why? It fits you and plus your name was already changed to Derpy Hooves so why not Derpy Eye?" Dust grinned

"Cause Derpy Hooves is much better and some pony's still call me Ditzy Doo!" Lightning Dust was getting on her nerves,
"seems like someone has an attitude."

"The one with attitude is you!" she yelled "Is that a challenge? well the I accept!" Lightning Dust lowered herself to the ground preparing herself for a race, Derpy copied her.

"GO!" Dust yelled and Dashed away to the sky, while Derpy was left behind.
She was trying so hard to catch up with Lightning Dust but she couldn't even see her then she felt a thrust on her left side, Lightning Dust knocked right out of the sky and luckily fell on a bush.

"LOSER!" Dust yelled from the sky. She heard Pony's giggeling behind her it was Dizzy Twister and Cloud Kicker, when they realized that Derpy was looking at them they dashed off.

Derpy Hooves returned to her house took her saddle bags off and mailman outfit. She trotted towards her bed and sat their thinking why does she still have to be mean to me? then she heard a loud boom from outside she quickly went to her window to investigate and she saw the most beautiful thing it was a giant violate star that looked exactly like Twilight Sparkle's cutie mark.

Derpy flew out of her window and flew down to the spot were the star landed, she had a perfect bird's eye view of Twilight Sparkle's friends and she even saw Princess Celestia! That's not all Twilight had wings! She was an alicorn! This was amazing she couldn't believe it! After that was all done Derpy returned to her home and fell asleep.

Author's Note

Just to tell you guys that in my story Derpy isn't with Doctor whooves and doesn't have a daughter yet. And I'll be referring to Lightning Dust as Dust

Gamer Luna chapter 3

Luna entered her room after she raised the moon and the stars but then she noticed a grey Pegasus sleeping on her starry rug. Immediately Luna sensed the emotion of sadness coming from the Pegasus, she also saw that the Pegasus was having a nightmare.
Luna tapped the Pony on the shoulder and she woke up, the mare looked at her and she noticed that her eyes were wall-eyed
"I guess it's true that after a nightmare comes a wonderful dream" the mare whispered "This isn't a dream young mare" Luna responded "Then your really here your highness? In my ro-" the pony cut her sentence and looked around

she gasped "I'm so sorry your highness! I was running away from the party and I ended up here! Oh! I'm so sorry!" the mare looked away.

Luna could easily see why the grey Pegasus ran away from the party, it was because of her eyes.
She wasn't sure of how she could make the pony happy but for starters she asked "What's your name?"
"Ditzy Doo but most pony's call me Derpy Hooves" she responded and then added "and I don't mind that other name".

Luna looked at her TV then returned her gaze at Ditzy "So uh Ditzy... Er Derpy would do you like to play video games with me? for a awhile maybe?" she smiled at her hoping that she'll say yes
"Sure but I don't know how too..." she responded "Then just watch me play".
Luna trotted over to the TV and turned on her Wii and the TV.

She soon started playing Twilight princess and Derpy was very interested in the game and was showing signs that she was feeling better.
Several hours passed and she just defeated the final boss "YA!You just pwned him!" Derpy yelled, "feeling better?"
Derpy nodded. Derpy fell asleep quite quickly and Luna put her on the couch to sleep. And she too went to bed

E3?! chapter 7

A few weeks passed since the Karaoke and Derpy was on her way to the Post office when she heard a little filly saying "Mom can we go to E3 this year?" it was a male filly with a video game controller as a cutie mark they turned at the cross roads, Derpy wondered to herself what it was but she continued on.
When she got to the post office her boss called her "Hey Ditzy we got here a special package for Doctor Whooves, give to him ASAP"
Derpy took hold of the package spread her wings and said "Ok sir!" she was soon off to his home, hoping that she doesn't bump into Lightning Dust. She go to his home and knocked on the door
"Ah Ditzy Doo I assume this is for my special package?" Doctor Whooves opened the door with a smile
"Yep! I just need your signature here" Derpy handed him a clipboard with a paper on, She straightened her eyes
"So whats in it?" she asked Doctor Whooves looked up from the clipboard

"Come in and I'll show you" he went and got a knife to open the package and once he did there was what appeared to be a metal stick
"It's the sonic screwdriver, I've always wanted one and now I got it!" he got the screwdriver out and showed it to her
"Woow cool... anyway I gotta go so I'll see you later"
Derpy soon left the house and returned to the post office and got her saddle bags full with mail as usual.

Once she was on break she wrote a letter to Luna and planned i to deliver it to the castle.
She once again got another stack of mail in her saddle bags and once she was done with delivering mail she delivered the letter to one of the castle guards and left home.

As soon as she reached her home a letter popped right in front of her, It was Luna's reply to the letter she sent. Derpy opened it and read it

Hey Derpy!
I imagined that you didn't know what E3 was so I was planning to tell you on Saturday but I guess you found out about it right?
Well E3 is a convention were a lot of different gaming companies go and have meetings to show the new stuff that's coming out. They also have booths were some of the new games coming out are playable they also have TV screens everywhere showcasing the new games. It's really awesome and I hope you can come with me! We'll have an amazing time!

-Princess Luna
Derpy immediately got psyched and soon wrote a letter back to Luna.
She went to bed after that and imagined what E3 would look like.

This is war! chapter 10

This is war! chapter 10

It was a few weeks after E3 and Derpy has gotten pretty good at Battlefield 3. Derpy got a text message from Luna saying

Derpy! I need your help on battlefield 3! I have made war against a group of stallions and were going to fight them! I have asked other ponies to join but for now just connect on multiplayer and my server should show up.

Derpy responded and connected on the internet and there she saw Luna's username pop up and quite a few other ponies she knew like Lyra, Bon Bon, Vinyl Scratch,Thunderlane, Sea Swirl, Princess Cadence and Twilight Sparkle?? that was certainly strange she would of never guessed it, she didn't know that they both liked video games!

Once the Stallions that Luna mentioned arrived it was war and as soon as she started, it was like she was in the game.
Derpy went off and found M16A2 and she spotted one of the stallions and she began to shoot. Luckily the stallion was a noob and she killed him and went to find her team.
Derpy was with her team and they were all in a group shooting at the other side were the stallions were
"Let's go kick some bitches ass!" yelled Lyra with fire in her eyes. Derpy looked at her and saw her shooting like a maniac with a AK-74u
"Wow we got a bad ass over hear!" Derpy said to the rest of her team

It was an all out war and now it lay 3 against 5 it was her Lyra and Luna the rest of her team lay dead.
"It's ON girl!" yelled Luna they stood together and shot to all of the stallions and killed most of them. Now the leader of the team remained his name was Saber Shield and he was strong with a G36C and a Riot Shield.

But Lyra just got close to him and hit him with her hoof stunning him then shooting him merciless. And the war was over, the stallions kept on saying that they were sorry for insulting Luna and saying all sorts of stuff about her and they were even more sorry when she said to them that she was Princes Luna.

Derpy had a lot of fun so she just kept on playing battlefield 3 pwning a bunch of ponies with her team.

Author's Note

I don't have Battlefield 3 so I just wrote what I think it's like. So ya enjoy my assumption! also I have no idea which guns are strong or not so I just went wrote what I thought was strong.

The Reason why chapter 11

Derpy was on her way to the market when a shoadow flew over her and landed in front of her it was Lightning Dust.
"Ugh you again when will you ever leave me alone?" she asked her
"Your the one that came to me Lightning Dust!" responded Derpy
Lightning Dust went behind her and Derpy just ignored her the rest of the way to the market.

Once Derpy arrived Lightning Dust knocked her down then hit her head and flew away.
Her eyes once again went everywhere which made her dizzy and she crashed into the nearest stall. When she got up she kept on stumbling everywhere bumping into ponies and she ended up crashing into the cherry stall, then she crashed into Applejack's stall, then into Carrot Top's , then into Berry Punch's, Derpy kept on crashing and bumping into stalls that when finally her eyes stopped swirling everywhere the whole market was destroyed by her.

Many angry faces starred at her scowling at her, then Lightning Dust came
"Look at what you've done Derpy EYE!!! It'll take so much work to clean your mess!" she yelled
"I'm sorry!" she said, no pony would believe her if she said it was Lightning Dust's fault for hitting her on the head.

Everypony began yelling at her some said
"Get out of here Derpy!"
Then Lightning Dust said
"We don't need an idiotic pony! Now get out of here!" Lightning Dust then turned around and kicked some dust on her.
That did it Derpy stood up
"LIGHTNING DUST!!!"
she yelled to get her attention but it failed so Derpy tackled her and stood over Lightning Dust

"It wasn't my fault that you knocked me down and hit my head on PURPOSE to make me dizzy which made me crash into everything!!!!!!!!" she screamed and everypony was looking at her in surprise
"Tch and what evidence is their to prove that?" Dust asked
Derpy turned around and showed her the big bruise that Lightning Dust left her on her head
"That's my proof!" she yelled.
Everypony gasped at the purple spot on her head and Lyra walked up and asked

"Why Lightning Dust why?"

everything went quiet, silence captured the ponies then a few moments late the silence was broken
"Because I was jealous of Derpy" Lightning Dust looked down in disgrace
Derpy's mouth went open and she got off of Lightning Dust

"I always tried my best in school but for some reason I would always fail and I would look at Derpy, a pony with a walled-eyed look could pass school but I a fast flyer that could win any race couldn't and that made me jealous." she looked at Derpy
"So I started bullying her and letting my anger out on her, even so it didn't help my grades. And for that Ditzy will you please forgive me?" she looked at her with a sad face and Derpy nodded "Yes."

Once the answer was given Lightning Dust said thank you and flew off.