Chapters It was the day after Twilight became an alicorn and everypony from Ponyville was at Twilight's coronation ceremony, Derpy Hooves was their too and she enjoyed herself a lot. Now it was the party after the ceremony and their was so much food!
As she was munching on her apple muffin when she saw Lightning Dust heading towards her.
Derpy frowned in sadness but then faced her foe "I deserve to be here as much as you do!" She responded. Lightning Dust then noticed the daisy sandwiches and there was one left, Golden Harvest was about to claim it when Lightning dust just pushed her out of the way quickly snatching the sandwich.
Derpy just ignored her until she saw her arguing with Granny Smith
"but I didn't you old hag that pony stole MY food!" She protested
"I had my eyes on it first so it was mine!" Dust turned over to Derpy and faced her "It's not yours if you just put your eyes on it, you gotta hold it on your on hoof to claim as your" Derpy straightened her eyes to look at Lightning Dust
Derpy got up but her eyes were spinning everywhere so she just shaked her head hoping that it will go back to her normal wall-eyed look. But even so she was really dizzy and began to stumble everywhere, Derpy then crashed into the buffet table knocking it down the table. Derpy kept on stumbling and crashed into the orchestra.
"You feather brain! Look at what you've done!" said Wild Fire "What the hay is wrong with you
Several pony's also scowled her and Derpy Hooves didn't dare to look "Ya what is wrong with you Derpy Eye? You ruined a wonderful party so you better just leave you party crasher!!" It was Lightning Dust.
Her eyes started to brew tears and Derpy ran out of the room letting her hooves take control of. She soon entered a room that was night blue and on the ceiling appeared to be shining stars, but Derpy didn't care she just lied down on the floor and cried herself to sleep.
Canterlot Castle chapter 4
Derpy woke up when the rays of the sun came down from the window. She was confused at first but then she remembered the previous night's event's, Derpy looked around at the room.
There was a chimney that was night blue, the ceiling was also night blue with sparkles that represented the stars, beside her was a large night blue bed that had a dark blue curtain above it that had several stars on it, it was quit tall too and she couldn't see the other side.
"I got you breakfast" a voice came from the other side of the bed it was Luna and soon appeared in front of her. A tray was lied in front of her, it had some warm stew some bread and her favorite a muffin. After she finished her meal she looked at Princess Luna who was playing video games " have you finished your meal?" she asked
"Yes. Thank you your Highness." Derpy bowed in gratefulness " You can call me Luna just Luna." Luna paused her game and looked at Derpy with a smile.
"Now come with me" Luna stood up and so did Derpy and she followed her. They walked down the halls of the castle and stopped at a white door with a large sun in the middle. "Sister may I come in?" she asked "come in" A voice responded.
Luna opened the door and their she was Princess Celestia sat on her sofa writing papers
" I came here to ask permission if she could be welcome to our castle at any time" Luna stood proud and strong in front of her sister and Princess Celestia stared at her sister and then looked at her taking notice of her eyes "She may"
"yay!" she said "Thank you Luna so much!" this made her day.
It was noon and Derpy got out of work early that day, she went over to sweet apple acres for some zap apple jam hoping that there was some left over.
A few moments later Granny Smith came out with a jar of Zap Apple jam
The muffins were baking in th oven when she heard Lightning Dust outside and she knew that if she found out that she had Zap Apple jam and muffins that she'll take it away so Derpy hid the rest of the jam that she had left over up stairs in her room.
A few hours later the muffins were done and Derpy placed the in a container. She got her saddle bags, put the container in it, her badge and was soon off to Canterlot castle
She arrived at the castle and the guards let her in guess word got out she thought as Derpy walked down the halls of the castle soon arriving at Luna's room. She knocked and the door opened "come in" a voice said,
"Hi Luna I come over with some muffins and I hope I didn't Interrupt anything" Derpy walked in the room seeing that Luna wasn't busy at all, she was just playing video games.
"Oooh yum! Thank you!" She was soon chewing on a delicouse Zap Apple muffin and Derpy also joined in, impressed of her amazing cooking of her Zap Apple muffins.
After that Luna took out a small black controller with two screens and showed it two her
After Luna taught her how to play with all the consoles they were both battling each other in Super Smash Bros Wii
Derpy just returned from her daily job and was soon off to Canterlot castle. As she walked down the castle halls a familiar voice called her
As Derpy approached Luna's room there was loud music and loud singing going on and she entered the room she saw Luna dancing
Luna put the main menu on and handed her a microphone "Hold it like this." Luna demonstrated by putting the mike in between her hooves and lifting it up to her muzzle, Luna then grabbed the mike with her magic.
Derpy did so as shown, Luna put on a song on and it was on multiplayer and started singing
They continued the song until they finished and they got a huge score of 50789 with 5 stars!
"AND SCREAM AND SHOUT AND LET ALL OUT!!!" Derpy and Luna sang and were interrupted by a knock on the door
Soon enough Derpy was in the heat of the game, she already got diamonds which she was proud of.
It was time for Derpy to left the castle and was on her way to ponyville when Lightning Dust came up beside her and said
Lightning Dust attacks chapter 8
Lightning Dust attacks chapter 8
It was late at night when Derpy returned home after seeing Luna and for whatever reason the atmosphere around her was
She didn't respond to Dust and in a few moments Dust hit her head making her eyes go everywhere and stole her badge, once she had it she flew out of the window at full speed.
She flapped her wings as fast as she could but it was taking up a lot of energy and quickly became tired, Derpy started losing hope when a familiar voice rang in her head
"You can do it Derpy! Don't give up hope! What truly bonds you to that badge?"It's my friendship with Luna!! she responded
Suddenly Derpy had a burst of energy flow threw her and she flew like never before,
When she looked behind her self she saw that she was leaving a trail of gold as she flew kind of like the trail that Rainbow Dash would make when she did the sonic rainboom.
"It was a beautiful golden lightning explosion that you made Derpy!" Said Rarity
At that moment Rainbow Dash walked up to the crowd suddenly Derpy felt uncomfortable of saying the name of the thief in front of Rainbow Dash knowing the bad relationship they both had, never the less she said who
After many questions and answers finally Derpy was able to return home and sleep tight.
Author's Note
Sorry I just got 1 chapter out today but it's something. :) I hope you enjoyed!
Derpy flew over to Canterlot Castle, once she landed in front of the castle the doors burst open!
After a few moments of flying Derpy and Luna began to approach Manehatten then she noticed a large building with banners saying E3.
Luna and her walked of to their booth. Luna challenged her to a game and the challenge was won by Luna of course.
After many hours spent at E3 Luna and her finally had to leave.
Once she was in Ponyville she went to Future Shop and bought herself a cool Acer PC.
Author's Note
I didn't put to much detail on E3 because I didn't go and I'm just basing myself for what I saw on YouTube
After helping clean up the market Derpy went over to Luna's and played some Pokemon together.
She had a dream it was her and Lightning Dust she was saying sorry at the market but then they were back at school.
She then saw Lightning Dust approach her it looked like she wanted to ask something but she backed away from her and just walked out the door. I wonder what she wanted to ask me... she thought. Then she noticed that she could see her own filly self in front of her! She was in third person! This bothered her and soon the memory faded then she remembered what Lightning Dust said today I was jealous of her . Derpy immediately realized something and as soon as she did she woke up.
Derpy did her job and once she was done she went to Cloudsdale and went to Lightning Dust's home and knocked
"That's how I got my cutie mark, I went right in the middle of the thunder cloud at full speed which made it explode." Lightning Dust smiled at the photo then looked at her
"Um I was wondering that we could maybe be friends." Derpy responded.
Derpy returned to ponyville and she bumped in to Rainbow Dash "Hey Derps! What's up" she asked
When she got home and layed on her bed thinking of all the memories she's had since a filly.
Ive had a fun life she thought she looked at the window and saw the passing ponies
"It's Great to be Derpy"
THE END
The morning sun raised over Derpy's home and as soon as it hit her she woke up. "Morning everypony"! she shouted out her window "Morning Derpy" responded Noteworthy
Derpy rushed down the room and got her mailman outfit, she soon put it on and ate her usual breakfast: Muffins.
It was lunch time already and Derpy had already delivered all the mail she needed too, she flew off too the cafe and ate a delicious daisy sandwich.
It was around 3:00 when she finished off her work when she heard a familiar voice "Well if it isn't Derpy Eye!"
"Why? It fits you and plus your name was already changed to Derpy Hooves so why not Derpy Eye?" Dust grinned
"Cause Derpy Hooves is much better and some pony's still call me Ditzy Doo!" Lightning Dust was getting on her nerves,
"The one with attitude is you!" she yelled "Is that a challenge? well the I accept!" Lightning Dust lowered herself to the ground preparing herself for a race, Derpy copied her.
"GO!" Dust yelled and Dashed away to the sky, while Derpy was left behind.
"LOSER!" Dust yelled from the sky. She heard Pony's giggeling behind her it was Dizzy Twister and Cloud Kicker, when they realized that Derpy was looking at them they dashed off.
Derpy Hooves returned to her house took her saddle bags off and mailman outfit. She trotted towards her bed and sat their thinking why does she still have to be mean to me? then she heard a loud boom from outside she quickly went to her window to investigate and she saw the most beautiful thing it was a giant violate star that looked exactly like Twilight Sparkle's cutie mark.
Derpy flew out of her window and flew down to the spot were the star landed, she had a perfect bird's eye view of Twilight Sparkle's friends and she even saw Princess Celestia! That's not all Twilight had wings! She was an alicorn! This was amazing she couldn't believe it! After that was all done Derpy returned to her home and fell asleep.
Author's Note
Just to tell you guys that in my story Derpy isn't with Doctor whooves and doesn't have a daughter yet. And I'll be referring to Lightning Dust as Dust
Luna entered her room after she raised the moon and the stars but then she noticed a grey Pegasus sleeping on her starry rug. Immediately Luna sensed the emotion of sadness coming from the Pegasus, she also saw that the Pegasus was having a nightmare.
she gasped "I'm so sorry your highness! I was running away from the party and I ended up here! Oh! I'm so sorry!" the mare looked away.
Luna could easily see why the grey Pegasus ran away from the party, it was because of her eyes.
Luna looked at her TV then returned her gaze at Ditzy "So uh Ditzy... Er Derpy would do you like to play video games with me? for a awhile maybe?" she smiled at her hoping that she'll say yes
She soon started playing Twilight princess and Derpy was very interested in the game and was showing signs that she was feeling better.
A few weeks passed since the Karaoke and Derpy was on her way to the Post office when she heard a little filly saying "Mom can we go to E3 this year?" it was a male filly with a video game controller as a cutie mark they turned at the cross roads, Derpy wondered to herself what it was but she continued on.
"Come in and I'll show you" he went and got a knife to open the package and once he did there was what appeared to be a metal stick
Once she was on break she wrote a letter to Luna and planned i to deliver it to the castle.
As soon as she reached her home a letter popped right in front of her, It was Luna's reply to the letter she sent. Derpy opened it and read it
Hey Derpy! I imagined that you didn't know what E3 was so I was planning to tell you on Saturday but I guess you found out about it right? Well E3 is a convention were a lot of different gaming companies go and have meetings to show the new stuff that's coming out. They also have booths were some of the new games coming out are playable they also have TV screens everywhere showcasing the new games. It's really awesome and I hope you can come with me! We'll have an amazing time!
-Princess Luna
This is war! chapter 10
It was a few weeks after E3 and Derpy has gotten pretty good at Battlefield 3. Derpy got a text message from Luna saying
Derpy! I need your help on battlefield 3! I have made war against a group of stallions and were going to fight them! I have asked other ponies to join but for now just connect on multiplayer and my server should show up.
Derpy responded and connected on the internet and there she saw Luna's username pop up and quite a few other ponies she knew like Lyra, Bon Bon, Vinyl Scratch,Thunderlane, Sea Swirl, Princess Cadence and Twilight Sparkle?? that was certainly strange she would of never guessed it, she didn't know that they both liked video games!
Once the Stallions that Luna mentioned arrived it was war and as soon as she started, it was like she was in the game.
It was an all out war and now it lay 3 against 5 it was her Lyra and Luna the rest of her team lay dead.
But Lyra just got close to him and hit him with her hoof stunning him then shooting him merciless. And the war was over, the stallions kept on saying that they were sorry for insulting Luna and saying all sorts of stuff about her and they were even more sorry when she said to them that she was Princes Luna.
Derpy had a lot of fun so she just kept on playing battlefield 3 pwning a bunch of ponies with her team.
Author's Note
I don't have Battlefield 3 so I just wrote what I think it's like. So ya enjoy my assumption! also I have no idea which guns are strong or not so I just went wrote what I thought was strong.
The Reason why chapter 11
Derpy was on her way to the market when a shoadow flew over her and landed in front of her it was Lightning Dust.
Once Derpy arrived Lightning Dust knocked her down then hit her head and flew away.
Many angry faces starred at her scowling at her, then Lightning Dust came
Everypony began yelling at her some said
"It wasn't my fault that you knocked me down and hit my head on PURPOSE to make me dizzy which made me crash into everything!!!!!!!!" she screamed and everypony was looking at her in surprise
"Why Lightning Dust why?"
everything went quiet, silence captured the ponies then a few moments late the silence was broken
"I always tried my best in school but for some reason I would always fail and I would look at Derpy, a pony with a walled-eyed look could pass school but I a fast flyer that could win any race couldn't and that made me jealous." she looked at Derpy
Once the answer was given Lightning Dust said thank you and flew off.
