"What." Captain Henderson said.

He was currently standing in front of Princess Celestia, the leader of all of the ponies, and the being that had been killing his men by the dozens. And she was asking for peace.

"It's simple, really." Princess Celestia droned on. "You agree to be banished to the moon, and we will overlook your crimes against Equinity."

"No." Henderson replied at once.

"Then die!" Celestia screamed, ripping a tree out of the ground and throwing it at the American, who was simultaneously speared through the chest and crushed by the massive oak.

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"Scramble all of the jets!" Captain Volkov yelled, taking another swig of 201-proof Vodka. "Launch everything at her!"

The dozens of aircraft in the air scrambled towards the firebase, firing a massive barrage of missiles, which were redirected by the sheer Solar Radiance of Her Royal Majesty of The Sun.

All at once, though, dozens of pegasi flashed by at supersonic speeds.

"Praise the Sun!" One shouted, throwing a duck at a jet, which was sucked into the engines. The plane exploded into a fireball as the deadly - and dead - bird wrecked massive damage on it.

The air battle quickly turned to chaos, as dozens of jets and pegasi engaged in turning battles over the speed of sound, at long ranges of up to twenty feet. Oftentimes, the battles were decided as heroes circumvented the laws of physics to fight one another in duels to the death.

On the ground, a Humvee exploded from a lucky pebble to the gas tank, turning into a flaming fireball as all of the burnable surfaces spontaneously erupted in fire.

Vasilyev ducked behind the still-burning wreck, leaning over to fire a 72-round burst of fire from his Steyr AUG. He swiftly reloaded the clip, before climbing on top of the burning vehicle and firing his weapon. From his hip.

Dozens of Ponies fell against his Russian Might as he tossed his rifle down in disgust, the ammunition growing too warm to fire. Jumping to the ground, he tore the M2HB .50cal heavy machine gun from the burning Humvee, using the massive weapon of war to hose down the enemy positions as all of their accurately-aimed shots missed, hitting all of his allies around him instead.

The barrel of the machine gun grew so hot it glowed a bright red, and the bullets coming out were coated in molten steel.

Colonel Degtyarev looked out at the unfolding chaos, and saw his chance. Quickly, he brought up his Microsoft Window 8 Phone (Because Apple was for Peasants) and called the submarine captain.

"Launch now."

With that order, dozens of nuclear missiles blasted out of the water, heading in all directions. The ponies in Canterlot, Manehatten, Fillydelphia, Baltimare, Ponyville, and dozens of other places never knew what hit them as nuclear fires erupted, blasting entire regions into radioactive rubble.

Epilogue

Russian tanks rolled across the battered landscape of Equestria, leaving the humans firmly in charge of everything, where they could go about doing everything right because they were superior.

THE END

Author's Note

This is the true ending for the entire series. It is mandated that, on this perfect day, I announce my retirement from FimFiction. I will no longer be writing stories, as I will go on to my new job as a budding novelist!

Wish me luck! Oh, and buy my books. The first of the series, 'People Just Don't Get Today', will be out soon!

EDIT: My editors are going to kill me for this. Worth it.

Later publishing edit: I wanted to keep this up. It's too glorious to keep in the dark.