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Your Human and You

by MadMaxtheBlack
A twisted take on HiE stories

For Equus, humans have always been viewed as animals, creatures that could neither think nor reason. That's the way it has been since humans were first discovered nearly a thousand years ago. All that changes for Twilight Sparkle, newly crowned princess of Equestria, when she finds out that her human is as intelligent as she is.

Max, a human from Earth, finds himself stuck in a world where ponies rule and humans are treated as pets. Now, with the help of his "owner", he must adapt and learn his place in this new world. That shouldn't be too hard, right?

However, something unseen is lurking in the background, pulling strings, and a darkness stirs deep beneath Canterlot.

...and what dark secrets do the humans of Equestria hold?

Also contains the side story, Interlude: Sunbutt, staring here: Part One

Editing by: Malefactory, Captain Croissandwich, Tired Old Man, Exanime32, Katherine Kerensky, Aussie Hard-Dick, Holy Macintosh, and others!

Dramatic Reading by Night Scribe: here
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Dramatic Reading by Daniel Scratch Animations: here
Review by Robinofdeed: here
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YouTube Review: here

Complete
Romance
Sex
Gore
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Alternate Universe
Human
 
OPTMD

680921 words: Estimated 2 days to read
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85 Chapters:

  1. Prologue: Standing in Your Grave 2013-06-21 00:56:43 UTC
    2656
  2. Chapter 1: Descent into Hell 2013-06-21 14:21:10 UTC
    4806
  3. Chapter 2: Breaching Hell 2013-06-28 13:22:10 UTC
    3744
  4. Chapter 3: Questions and Answers, part 1 2013-07-05 14:32:07 UTC
    4627
  5. Chapter 4: Special Delivery, First Class 2013-07-12 14:10:42 UTC
    6369
  6. Chapter 5: Crepuscolo e Incubi Eterni 2013-07-19 14:52:36 UTC
    5591
  7. Chapter 6: Welcome to Ponyville 2013-07-26 04:41:59 UTC
    6072
  8. Chapter 7: Buyer Beware 2013-07-27 01:39:18 UTC
    4713
  9. Chapter 8: We Need To Talk / Questions and Answers, part 2 2013-08-02 14:21:24 UTC
    2712
  10. Chapter 9: A Fresh Start 2013-08-09 14:21:59 UTC
    2561
  11. Chapter 10: Having Fun with Your Human 2013-08-16 14:26:12 UTC
    6592
  12. Chapter 11: Bonding with Your Human 2013-08-23 14:42:12 UTC
    7031
  13. Chapter 12: Beating the Heat with Your Human 2013-08-30 15:17:28 UTC
    4063
  14. Chapter 13: Meeting the Cakes (Guest Chapter) 2013-09-06 14:11:15 UTC
    5195
  15. Interlude: Rainbow Dash's Stunt Day (Guest Chapter) 2014-01-18 02:53:41 UTC
    5664
  16. Chapter 14: Your Family and Your Human 2013-09-13 13:37:28 UTC
    11888
  17. Chapter 15: The Horse You Rode In On 2013-09-20 13:36:22 UTC
    5623
  18. Chapter 16: The Gathering Storm 2013-09-27 14:50:54 UTC
    6460
  19. Chapter 17: 'The Greatest' is Here! 2013-10-04 14:06:12 UTC
    11713
  20. Chapter 18: Tell The Truth and Shame The Devil 2013-10-11 15:13:54 UTC
    7704
  21. Chapter 19: A Little Fall of Rain 2013-10-11 20:17:39 UTC
    4593
  22. Chapter 20: The Mind of a Mad Man 2013-10-18 14:46:57 UTC
  23. Chapter 21: Out of the Frying Pan... 2013-10-25 14:49:24 UTC
    6611
  24. Chapter 22: ...And Into The Fire / The Relationship of Pawn and King 2013-10-31 04:54:55 UTC
    5281
  25. Chapter 23: The Coming Dawn 2013-11-08 16:17:36 UTC
    7399
  26. Chapter 24: Truth Will Out 2013-11-15 07:08:58 UTC
    9209
  27. Chapter 25: Homeward Bound 2013-11-30 04:06:20 UTC
    8148
  28. Chapter 26: Chasing Rainbows 2013-12-06 05:46:35 UTC
    6874
  29. Interlude: On the Farm (Guest Chapter) 2014-06-20 04:14:42 UTC
    6420
  30. Chapter 27: Your Family and Your Human, part 2 2013-12-15 08:49:29 UTC
    13902
  31. Chapter 28: Nightmare Night 2013-12-21 03:27:46 UTC
    16317
  32. Chapter 29: The Plucking of a Lyre 2013-12-31 05:11:26 UTC
    13955
  33. Interlude: Sunbutt ☼ 2013-12-31 14:16:07 UTC
    1246
  34. Chapter 30: The Health of Your Human 2014-01-10 02:37:49 UTC
    7303
  35. Chapter 31: The Grand Galloping Gala 2014-01-24 05:11:32 UTC
    11269
  36. Chapter 32: The Grand Galloping Gala, part 2: Black Pawns Released 2014-02-07 03:12:17 UTC
    11407
  37. Chapter 33: In the Depths of the Archives 2014-02-21 04:51:13 UTC
    11309
  38. Chapter 34: White Pawns on the Move 2014-03-07 04:55:44 UTC
    13600
  39. Interlude: The Judgment of Blueblood 2014-03-07 11:14:15 UTC
    2480
  40. Chapter 35: Anthropology 2014-03-21 02:26:18 UTC
    14077
  41. Chapter 36: This is Earth: My Childhood, My Home 2014-03-28 04:05:33 UTC
    9487
  42. Chapter 37: Competing with Your Human 2014-04-11 03:43:18 UTC
    10990
  43. Interlude: Sunbutt, part 2 ☼ 2014-04-12 06:08:38 UTC
    1121
  44. Chapter 38: Eating Out with Your Human 2014-04-25 04:01:56 UTC
    7604
  45. Chapter 39: The Infection and Your Human 2014-05-09 04:02:16 UTC
    9781
  46. Chapter 40: Cabin Fever 2014-05-23 05:12:38 UTC
    9825
  47. Chapter 41: The Anomaly Meets the Vagabond 2014-06-06 04:05:16 UTC
    9535
  48. Chapter 42: Music and Your Human 2014-06-20 04:14:56 UTC
    9082
  49. Interlude: Sunbutt, part 3 ☼ 2014-06-20 04:15:07 UTC
    1137
  50. Chapter 43: Hearth's Warming Eve and the Oblivious King 2014-08-01 03:41:08 UTC
    28429
  51. Chapter 44: This is Earth: The Face of Humanity 2014-08-15 03:46:55 UTC
    8583
  52. Chapter 45: Tainted Love and Poison 2014-08-29 03:50:11 UTC
    8078
  53. Chapter 46: Rematch of Blood and Timber 2014-09-12 03:47:14 UTC
    9189
  54. Interlude: Aftermath and Blood Money 2014-09-16 00:27:33 UTC
    2458
  55. Interlude: Aftermath, part 2 2014-09-23 01:04:28 UTC
    2699
  56. Chapter 47: The Greatest Trick... 2014-09-26 02:46:29 UTC
    10301
  57. Chapter 48: The Ship Sets Sail 2014-10-10 03:39:58 UTC
    13297
  58. Chapter 49: Your Human and You 2014-10-31 03:28:25 UTC
    8301
  59. Chapter 50: Troubled Waters 2014-11-21 06:06:37 UTC
    11159
  60. Chapter 51: Leaking Chaos 2014-12-22 01:47:13 UTC
    6630
  61. Interlude: 'Tis the Season 2014-12-25 05:32:00 UTC
    3616
  62. Chapter 52: The Heart Knows... 2015-01-23 04:24:35 UTC
    8676
  63. Chapter 53: ...What the Mind Doesn't 2015-02-20 04:42:08 UTC
    10058
  64. Chapter 54: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back 2015-04-13 20:35:30 UTC
    8926
  65. Chapter 55: The Calm Before... 2015-04-24 02:55:51 UTC
    8961
  66. Interlude: Sunbutt, part 4 ☼ 2015-04-24 02:56:08 UTC
    907
  67. Chapter 56: The Truth of the Matter 2015-06-05 04:02:26 UTC
    8424
  68. Chapter 57: Sandpoint 2015-06-20 17:02:50 UTC
    9014
  69. Chapter 58: There But For The Grace of God Go I 2015-07-17 04:18:34 UTC
    7454
  70. Chapter 59: Where The Light Won't Find You 2015-09-25 04:03:24 UTC
    11122
  71. Chapter 60: While The Walls Come Tumbling Down 2015-12-25 04:52:55 UTC
    13191
  72. Chapter 61: The Fall of Canterlot 2016-02-12 05:01:21 UTC
    13252
  73. Chapter 62: Rise of the Humans 2016-02-26 05:00:30 UTC
    12237
  74. Chapter 63: Not a Fan of Puppeteers 2016-04-01 04:01:15 UTC
    15857
  75. Chapter 64: From the Ashes and the Dust 2016-05-13 04:02:11 UTC
    10698
  76. Interlude: 'Moonstache' 2016-04-18 03:38:14 UTC
    1659
  77. Chapter 65: Princess Twilight Sparkle, part 1 2016-08-05 04:02:05 UTC
    6869
  78. Chapter 66: Princess Twilight Sparkle, part 2 2016-09-16 04:24:05 UTC
    6574
  79. Chapter 67: This is My Kingdom Come 2017-01-01 04:59:59 UTC
    10235
  80. Chapter 68: The Jail at the End of the World, Part 1 2017-03-03 05:09:23 UTC
    12041
  81. Chapter 69: The Jail at the End of the World, Part 2 / The Light at the Edge of Insanity 2017-06-30 04:01:32 UTC
    12783
  82. Chapter 70: The State of the World and Those Who Live There In 2018-03-13 04:03:12 UTC
    12852
  83. Interlude: Sunbutt, part 5 ☼ 2018-03-13 04:04:12 UTC
    926
  84. Chapter 71: Life Returns To Normal… or as Normal as it Can Get 2019-02-28 06:39:31 UTC
    8241
  85. Epilogue: The Road Goes Ever On and On... 2019-02-28 06:39:37 UTC
    1478