Mirror Jump

by Normal

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Human
Length: 1231

In which Rainbow Dash decides to follow Twilight Sparkle through the magical mirror

In which Rainbow Dash decides to follow Twilight Sparkle through the magical mirror.
Hijinks occur up Dashie's bum

Totally not written while drunk

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-06 23:20:02 UTC

In His Arms

Rainbow Dash slowly licked her lips in eager anticipation. For so long she had waited for such an opportunity and here it just serving its self up on a silver- neigh a golden- platter. Of course never in her wildest dreams had she imagined it happening like this.

Without letting her eyes leave that sultry mare's lavender plot Dash thought back on some of the fantasies she had in the few seasons since  Twilight Sparkle had arrived. All of them , from the weirdest one, it just being plain vanilla sex,  and to the most common, breaking off her horn, gluing it on to her own privates with fresh made Scootaloo glue and fucking Twilight up some serious business. All that on top of a monstrous  pile of banana oat nut pancakes. Just the thought of it was making poor Dashie all hot and bothered and without meaning to she let out the smallest of moans. Of course with Dash currently being within the Crystal Palace this minuscule moan did not stay small. It fucked itself silly and magnified. It was heard by kitchen staff and guards alike. Even the rotting corpse of good king Sombra heard it. This moan went on for three hours and when it was done all eyes were riveted on Rainbow Dash.

“Ya ok there, sugarcube?” Drawled out the stupid earth pony cunt Applejack with her rotten apple spuds breath. Magic has been trying for centuries to invent a toothbrush that an earth pony could use but to no avail.

Quickly Dash thought of an excuse, I mean after all Twilight was watching, “Um, yeah, I just ate a big steak burrito before hand, lots of beans you know. just your normal pony eating cow gas, you know how it is...” Of  course Rainbow Dash is  a rather  transparent liar and she wasn’t exactly hiding her furious hooves caressing her marehood.

A large cough echoed at this point and all eyes turned elsewhere, much to Dash’s relief. Not that she minded cumming in public.  And those eyes landed upon the newly crowned princess, Twilight Spankle. With that Rainbow Dash remembered why she moaned in the first place.

“If you are all done leaving a mess of bodily fluid on the floor, Rainbow Dash, It is time for your Princess to depart.”

With a magnificent  unfurling of purple wings Rainbow Dash watched half in despair, half in ecstasy as that purple plot hole disappeared through the shimmering surface of, well, a mirror. Dash was ready for some action as soon as the final swish of Twilight’s tail disappeared through, she too was on her way through. Finally Dash will get a taste of that fine pussy meat.

What she didn’t notice was the heavy weight of a certain turtle- shut up Fluttershy- clinging to her back. However a couple of extra speeds never slowed Rainbow Motherfucking Dash down by more then a few seconds. But a few seconds was all it took.

~ ~ ~

"Heh, knew I'd make it. Now where is that smexy Twilight's ass...I'm  going to have some fun."

Dash rubs her hooves together in anticipation, glancing around the room. Spindly monkey creatures, wooden walls, Tank. Wait, Tank. Rainbow Dash jumps in surprise.

"Dumb turtle! How the buck in Celestia's name did you get here?! You're going to ruin my plans!"

Slowly, one eye at a time Tank blinks in response, quietly screaming for somepony to end his miserable tortoise life.

"Ein eindringling! Bekommen!" One of the spindly monkeys waves a finger at the pegasus, his small mustache wrinkling in displeasure.

"What are you dumb monkeys chattering about-" Suddenly several pale arms wrap around Dashie's muzzle and body, effectively muting the dumb broad.

"Beugen bunten pony, Bogen vor der Fürher!"

The various arms that were tangled around her body force her to her front knees, leaving her ass waving in the air as she tried to wiggle out. One of the German Nazis holding her down reaches over grasping on to the closest object available, Tank as it were, and striking the squirming pony over the noggin with a swift blow. Effectively knocked out all four soldiers that had been holding on to her let her drop to the floor with a loud thunk.

~ ~ ~

Dash woke to her mouth tasting of the metallic taste of copper and the bitter tang of steel in her mouth. The steel was soon explained by her tongue's exploration of her mouth. A metal bit. One too large for such a small mouth and spiked on the inside too. This still left the coppery taste unknown in Rainbow Dash's mind, for in Equestria nopony knows the taste of blood for all bat ponies, the sole drinkers of this fine beverage, are stoned on sight.

Dash tried to call out, wishing to curse whatever stallion wished dared to do this to her. Dash just doesn't swing that way after all. But all her attempts came out garbled and with spittles of blood as the bit cut up her tongue even farther.

Luckily for Dash, who only knew how to understand Equestrian, the Nazis in the room did not bother to respond to her antic in words, instead they responded with only laughter. And plenty of it.

"Ach, das pferd erwacth. Exzellent!"

It was then that the most awe inspiring creature Dash had ever seen entered her line of sight. It was the monkey creature from earlier, the one that had appeared to be in charge. That small mustache over his thin lips...It made her quiver. She watched as he turned back to his subordinates, barking orders at them. She know longer cared that she couldn't understand a single word uttered, the way he uttered those words was what mattered. She just knew he was talking about her...

Rainbow Dash blinked as the sight of a soldier carrying forth her tortoise meets her eyes.

"Uh, what are you guys doing with Tank?"

She halts as He turns back to look at her. More of the garbled speak and then SMACK.

Dash's head flings backwards, blood pouring from her mouth after his solid fist connects with her muzzle. The ringing in Dashie's head drowns out whatever it is that he says next. But she felt what happened next. She felt as Tank's leathery head was rammed forcefully into he cunt. that alone was painful but that wasn't what caused her to scream. No, it was as Tank's shell snagged on her outer labia, tearing a gash in it.

SMACK

His fist rang out again against her muzzle and this time Dash spit out not only blood but teeth too. Three teeth, lying at the base of his shined boots, their reflective surface marred only by single drop of blood. He looks down at this, then slowly bends down to pick up the three discard teeth. Then his eyes slowly raise back up to stare Dash in the eye, jerking her chin upwards.  The with a sharp, swift movement his knee firmly connects with her chest.  The cracking of ribs rings through Dashie's ears as she is thrown backwards several feet.

When next she opens her eyes it was not to th small narrow eyes of the source of her pain, but rather to the purple eyes of Twilight and her excited grin too.

"Oh, you're awake! So, Dashie, you'll never believe the adventure I went on!"