rap

Twilight Sparkle

Vs

Doctor Whooves

Actually I'd prefer, The Doctor

Didn't do your research and got failed by the proctor,

I am a Time Lord, the last of my race

Now watch as I put this small heroine in her place.

In her group shes supposedly the brains

But her ideas end in more wrecks than trains

So guess what Twi, this is what you can do,

Run home to Canterlot and maybe pity will get Celestia to finally fuck you

Oh? you think thats what I want?

Your one to talk you weird little runt

I think of the Princess as nothing more than a teacher

But your the one taking lessons from a mormon preacher

You have had tons of women while the others were alive,

and now you even have Ditsy and Derpy at the same time,

Im hoof chosen, the princesses prize student

Your the only 'Time Lord' left so there is no choice but the impudent

You want to face me? Go ahead and try,

get ready for a new form because your about to die

Ill admit, your lyrics were good,

but you beating me? theres no way you could

I have beaten daleks, cyberponies,

and fallen pegasus

Youve beaten a shadow,  a bug, and and a glorified platypus

I dont even need a a sonic screwdriver to beat you