A normal day in Ponyville unfolds as Pinkie Pie works up the courage to deliver a letter that's been weighing heavily on her mind for quite some time. However, the arrival of a mysterious blue box, a manic brown stallion, and a new alicorn quickly take the day's sense of normalcy and throw it right out the window!

How will the recipient of Pinkie's letter react to the words contained within? How will Equestria react to this strange stallion, his easily irritated assistant, and his magic wand?

Only time will tell...

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Chronologically the 3rd installment in the Equestria B Ficverse.

(The "Dark" and "Gore" tags apply to later chapters... or do they? Who knows?!)

Rated Teen for violence and crude language.