One Pony's Dreams

by Captain of the Guard

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy
Length: 1103

Are another pony's nightmares. Twilight goes to the park to test a new spell. Unfortunately for her, it works.

Are another pony's nightmares.

Twilight goes to the park to test a new spell. Unfortunately for her, it works.

A short comedy oneshot.

Published 2013-06-23 06:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-23 06:00:02 UTC

One Pony's Dreams

“Hiya Twi!” The pink mare’s smile as wide and inviting as ever.

“Hey girls, thanks for coming out here.” Twilight Sparkle responded, returning the smile as she approached, her dragon assistant following side. She looked around, seeing the ponies talk and play in the lush park. A bright sun illuminated emerald grasses, patches of lurid flowers dotted the scene, and flittering birds chirped songs, to a certain pegasus’s joy. It was a beautiful day, and Twilight was anxious to test this new spell.

“So, sug, what’re we doing again?” Applejack inquired.

“Well, I developed a new spell, but I haven’t tested it. So, I need some, uh, volunteers. Don’t worry, it isn’t dangerous. The object of the spell is to project one’s greatest dreams and desires before them.”

“What’s the point of that?” A rainbow maned pegasus asked, lifting a brow.

“Yeah, don’t most ponies already know their own dreams...” Spike accused.

“I don’t know, somepony will find a use for it.” The unicorn admitted.

“Well I think it’s a brilliant idea, dear.” Rarity assured, smiling at Twilight. “Especially for those indecisive with where they want to be in life.”

Twilight nodded, accepting the explanation, “So, who wants to go first?”

“Don’t fear, Rainbow Dash will handle this.”

“I wonder what your dream could possibly be.” The sarcastic dragon said, muttering “Wonderbolts” between fake coughs.

“Hold still Dash, this’ll only be a second.”

The five ponies watched Rainbow as Twilight’s horn lit with a violet aura, and seconds later a spark as the spell was cast. A cloud of translucent magic, swirling in hues of purple, took shape in front of the six. A few ponies around the park turned to see the magic take its effect, shifting colors and morphing into the shape of a pegasus. Rainbow mane and tail, blue suit, white lightning bolts, goggles.

“Heh heh, I sure do look good in that.” The non illusionary pegasus bragged.

The image dispersed, the glow around Twilight’s horn fading.

“Congratulations Twi! We should celebrate with a party!” Pinkie giggled as she bounced.

“Not quite yet, Pinkie. Let’s test it again.”

“Say, darling, why don’t we try the spell on you?” Rarity suggested. “I wonder what your greatest desire is. Oh, the intrigue!”

The other ponies nodded or voiced their approval, and Twilight shrugged. “Well, I suppose it wouldn’t hurt. Besides, it would be good to see if the spell works on its caster properly. Sure, I’ll give it a shot.”

Again her horn swirled with the purple hues of the unicorn’s magic, as a mystic image formed. Two ponies, this time, one larger than the other. The colors blurred into view before them, more ponies from across the park looking, to see a lavender mare beside a tall, grand statured white alicorn, a mane of translucent light and dancing hues of the sun sprawling out.

“It’s Twi and the Princess.” Spike pointed out the rather obvious.

“Ohh, Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student.” The illusionary alicorn said, her strangely sultry voice laden with a seductive charm that was sharply uncharacteristic.

“Y-yes princess?” The unicorn responded, blushing.

“I have a new test for you, my Twilight. Come here...”

“Ummmm, Twilight...” Applejack said, nervous. Twilight didn’t respond, too enthralled in fear at the scene.

“Yes princess, whatever you say.” The false unicorn said in a tone just as sultry, and approached the equally false princess. What followed was rather obscene. Moans and squeals of ecstasy, all to Twilight’s terrified and yet turned on dismay.

“Ha, ha ha! This is like a bad porno!” Rainbow Dash laughed and shouted loudly. At that remark, several more ponies turned to the scene.

“Twilight! In public!” The orange mare accused, and the real Twilight blushed furiously as the illusionary Twilight engaged in explicit activities with her majesty.

“I can’t stop it! Something’s wrong!” She exclaimed, unable to disperse the adult illusion. Twilight looked around the park, and ponies’ faces were stuck in scowls of disgust or gasps of shock.

“Uh...Wha...Twi...” Spike was mortified.

“Cover your eyes, Spike!” The white unicorn shoved a hoof into the dragon’s once innocent eyes.
Almost in tears, Fluttershy squeaked as she sealed her eyes shut, “Make it stop.”

“Oh yes!” The illusionary Twilight exclaimed.

“Didn’t know you were into that sort of thing, Twi.” Rainbow Dash teased.

“Oh, no! What’re you doing to her now, Twilight!?” Applejack shouted. Twilight covered her face with a hoof, humiliated.

“I didn’t even know ponies could do that!” Pinkie exclaimed, jumping in a strange excitement.
Suddenly, as the illusionary princess let out a load moan, cyan wings shot out with a pomf. Rainbow Dash’s blue cheeks turned pink.

“Twilight, don’t put that there!” Applejack again protested, and Twilight curled into a ball of shame and embarrassment. Fluttershy began to cry, before she fainted.

“Oh man, someone get a camera!” Rainbow laughed, oddly aroused.

“Don’t tease her!” Rarity scolded, “Oh Twilight, don’t feel bad. I think it’s...romantic...and...intimate?”

“My life is ruined. It’s over. I give up.”
From the park, the voices of several infuriated ponies shouted, “This is a public park!”

“You should be ashamed!”

“My children are scarred for life!”

“Oh yes! Yes! Yes!” The princess shouted.

“How unladylike.” Rarity said, frightened by the acts engaged before her.
Twilight’s response was a low groan of shame, similar to the groans of pleasure that came from the illusionary ponies. A hoof tapped on the unicorn’s shoulder, she peered up in fear through one squinting eye. A white pony in brilliant golden plate mail faced her scowling, a spear at his side. The guardspony sternly said, “Twilight Sparkle?”

“...Yes?”

In his other hoof he handed her a piece of paper, then departed in a march. Frightened, she read it frantically, her jaw dropping.

“Indecent exposure?! 500 bits!?” The unicorn’s face was plastered with utter shock.

Rainbow was in tears as her laughter filled the park, much to Rarity’s disapproval. “Ha ha! Does this make Twilight a sex offender!?”

Twilight returned to her ball of shame.

“Twi, next time you need to test one of your perverted spells, leave me outta it.” Applejack said as she trotted on the trail away from the others.

Panting, heavy breaths, the moaning ceased.

“Is...it over?” Twilight asked, peeking out from between her hooves.

“Let’s do it again!” Celestia moaned seductively.

“No! Please no! No more!” The real Twilight shouted, Rainbow rolling in the grasses with laughter. Pinkie Pie watched in awe, gasping and squealing with the illusionary ponies, as Rarity comforted Twilight with one hoof and covered Spike’s eyes with the other. It was a strange day at the park.