My Little Walrus
A Big Sexy Chapter
Previous ChapterTwilight was pacing around the main room of her library. It had been out for a few hours, she never felt like taking her eyes off of it. Fluttershy had insisted that the creature in question was in fact, a walrus. Which was ludicrous to begin with. The ancient Walri had not been seen in over eight millennium, simply disappearing overnight. It is still unknown how they came to be extinct. According to legend, the average walrus could create and destroy mountains with a single thought, this how, as the legends go, the Big Sexy Mountain was formed, this is where modern day Canterlott is placed.
Ancient Walri settlements have been fond all over the known world, with the oldest being estimated at around 50,000 years old. The great Walri had an extremely complex understanding of magical arts, so complex that not even the most talented archmages could even comprehend it. It also sent the princesses heads spinning. That is how the magical order tends to work, older much more magically developed species had a much broader understanding of the mechanics of magic. But as the times went on biological life slowly started to lose its connection with the world. Hence the growing population of earth ponies, who seem to have no practical use for magic at all. Top biologists are concerned that the wings of the pegisi and the magic manipulating horns of unicorns are becoming recessive genes. This is why much older species, such as dragons and alicorns have a much greater use of magic than almost all other creatures.
It was growing dark and the unicorns eyes were slowly becoming heavier and heavier until she finally gave up.
She cast a bubble around the thing and proceeded to go to bed.
Eduardo opened his eyes for the third time today, he began to take in his surroundings, he appeared to be in a large wooden tree which had been carved out to look more like a home than a hollowed out tree. There was also a large collection of books. He could not make out the strange markings on the covers or in the books. But for some reason it all seemed much clearer, as if he had just taken some kind of performance enhancing drug of something. He scratched his new moustache with his flopper and began deciphering the text in front of him.
It took awhile but he finally managed to make some sense of the text in front of him. It looked like he was reading a book on the biology of the ponies. He also came to the conclusion that these ponies must be the descendants of some kind of crustacean as they appeared to lay their fertilised eggs on beaches waiting for them to hatch and retrieving them at birth. Or that is what he deducted from the book.
He closed over the book, setting it aside.
It then dawned on him. He was in a new world and new body! He needed a new name!
“Wally” He thought “Wally MacTusk” He concluded.
The creaking of a floor board caught his attention...
Twilight looked at the beast in shock not only was it awake but also reading her books. She has no idea what it could have learned about, it could have just unlocked all of our magical achievements at once. Obviously outmatched by the huge walrus
she decided to go for a more peaceful approach...
“h-hello” She stammered it only turned its head as a response. “M-my name is Twilight S-Sparkle and it is a pleasure to meat you Mr. Walrus” she gave a small bow not wanting to offend the creature as it would most likely crush her and Ponyville in an instant.
“Goo oww grr glug glug ow g'goob HAHUM” It replied
She could tell this was going to be a long night.
She grabbed a quill and parchment and began scribbling down a letter.
