Reborn.

by BlazingComet

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Romance
Length: 1355

Follow me in my new life in equestria, where i will make relationships and or screw everything up. probably the last one.

Marcus. A simple person but that didn't save him from dying in a car crash. But he discovers he is reborn and is reborn in everybody's favorite place! Equestria. will he find love? Not likely. Will he be a hero? Probably not, but let's find out.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-24 01:56:56 UTC

Where Am I? Who Are They? And Why Can't I Feel My Hands?

Warm. Is the only way to describe where I was right now. heck I don't even know where I am. I don’t even remember anything before this. I looked around, reddish warm liquid. I was surrounded by it. no idea why, it could be heaven but then again its probably hell. if it is hell then i'm impressed. torturing damned souls with boredom for an eternity. Wow. so hardcore. Suddenly I felt myself being pulled.

“Its a Pegasus colt!”

Pegasus? da fuq? and what does he mean colt? and why can't I feel my hands?

I opened my eyes. Dear god the light is blinding!!! I could barely make out a shape of a body. I felt myself being held in arms....furry arms.

“Oh honey isn't he beautiful.” A female voice said.

“Oh wow, look at him! he’ll be a fine stallion one day! just....wow...” I heard a male voice say. what the hell’s up with these people? what's happening anyways.....oh my god.....i'm being reborn.... that explains the red liquid! oh shit, shit!, shit!, shit!, SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

I involuntarily started crying.

“Oh he’s crying...” The female voice said, which i expected was my mother.

“He’s just crying. baby’s cry. oh i can't wait to take him home!” The male voice said which i, again, expected to be my father. I felt myself being lifted up and i could hear the clopping of...hooves? on the tile floor. I heard a door open and i felt myself be placed in a bed of some sort.

‘A bed? eh, what the heck. i am tired anyways...’

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Dear Diary

Log Entry 1:

It’s been fifteen years now. life for me has been pretty good surprisingly. I’m living in canterlot with my parents, it’s funny, they decided to name me Marcus, after my name on earth. Sure, i get made fun of because my names is weird but hey, it’s better than ‘Steel Wing’ or ‘Valiant Brave’ or some dumb crap like that.  But anyways i don’t have any siblings, and i thank celestia i don’t. it’s too much work being a older brother. As far as relationships. none. And don’t be all like ‘Loser, you're gonna be a virgin for the rest of your life.’ I just haven’t TRIED....yet. well anyways bye....

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‘well....that was an awkward first entry....’ I thought as I closed the journal. I looked around my pretty normal room. Some posters here and there and some *ahem* books under my mattress if you know what i mean. nothings really happened since the first day or when i was reborn. i've just lived a pretty normal life in somewhat normal family. depends on what your definition of normal is. I sighed and sat up. i walked over to the mirror i examined myself. I have a Black mane with red highlighting and a dark red coat. If i weren't so nerdy i would being bucked here and there. I sighed and walked over to my bed and plopped myself down on it.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

I groaned as i sat up and walked over to my door and opened it, only to be thrown back by the force of an excited mother. The door slammed into my face making me real back in pain. i fell to the floor holding my face while making muffled curses.

“SONAFABICFF!!!!” I screamed as i rolled around on the floor in pain.

“Oh honey! i didn't see you there!” my mom grabbed me up in her hooves. as i recovered from the pain of being hit in the face by a door, i didn't notice my mom hugging me and crying.

“Mom? why are you crying?” I asked. she looked at me and wiped away a tear.

“You're all grown up. I just....i'm gonna miss you so much!” She hugged me with the force of a titan and i felt like a helpless puppy being eaten alive by a hobo.

“mom.....can't.....breath.....” I gasped as i felt my rib cage about to break from the amount of pressure being pushed down on it.

“Oh sorry.” she let go of me and i took a deep breath of air. After i regained my composure is when i noticed a my mom holding a suit.

‘Oh no...’

“mom.....why do you have a suit?”

“Well....I was thinking....” She said.

‘Please don't be what i think it is.’

“that we could....” I was sweating at this point.

“go on a night on the town! mother and son!” she smiled.

'Oh shit'

Party Hard...ish

‘Why did i say yes?’ I was walking down the street with my...mom... i’m wearing a suit and she’s wearing a dress. I don’t know what to do right now. i COULD just leave her out here, but....that would be pretty bad. not in a way like she would destroy canterlot but in a way it would make our relationship more difficult. My dad passed away two-years ago, and since then she’s been really attached to me. I don’t blame her. It was hard for me too. my dad was the one who taught me to fly and i earned my cutie mark because of it. I sighed as i looked over at my mom. she was busy playing with some birds on a bench.

‘I can't just abandon her. it would break her heart.’

i sighed and walked up to her.

“Mom.....would you like to go to a bar?” I asked. she looked at me and smiled.

“Of course.” she said. she got up and we walked to the nearest bar. once there we separated, me to my lonely corner and her to her drinks. I sat all alone, thinking only one thought at the moment.

‘YOLO’

‘fuck it. might as well try to get laid.’

“Hey.” I looked up to see a mare with a pink mane and caramel colored coat smiling at me.

‘wow. i didn't even need to get up.’

“Hi.” I responded.

“Can i sit down?” She asked. and being the gentlecolt i was i obliged.

“Of course.” I smiled at her as i said this. She giggled and sat down across from me.

“Hey,i have a question.” She asked me.

“Shoot.”

“Is that mare over there you’re mom?” She pointed her hoof at my mom who was pounding a quart of whiskey, while stallions cheered around her.

I sighed and slid into my seat.

“yeah. how did you know anyway?” I asked her. she laughed.

“She’s been yelling it for a couple minutes! and even told us some stories from when you were a colt!” She laughed. i blushed and looked away. the mare on the other hand laughed and looked over at my mom.

“Hey! is this your son?” She shouted. my mom looked over at us and started laughing. she walked over to us and sat down the whole time laughing uncontrollably.

“Yes....he is!!” she shouted as she laughed again. for a minute i thought she would die from a heart attack from the laughing. She leaned into the ear of the other mare.

“Wanna hear a story?” I heard. they laughed and looked at me.

“this one time when i got home from shopping i went upstairs to check on him and he was masturbating!!” She shouted out loud. the whole bar erupted into laughter as i blushed.

“MOM!! i think it’s time we leave!” I got up and grabbed her as she tried to take another swig of beer. we ran outside and i looked at her and glared. She raised an eyebrow at me.

“what?” she asked. I sighed.

“let’s just go home.”

We walked home and i took my mom to her room and laid her in her bed, she had fallen asleep halfway to the house. I set her down and covered her up with a blanket. I kissed her forehead and she smiled. I smiled as i closed the door behind me. I sighed and went to my room and went to sleep, not even caring that i still had a suit on....

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