There was absolutely nothing wrong with turning 25 in May. Well, at least, there shouldn't be, right? Apparently, there is. The moment I turned 25, everything changed, right as my friends and I went on a trip to the beach for the week. And now here we are, watching as I slowly turn into a pony from a show that's been off the air for several years – and having absolutely no idea as to what to do next.

I can only hope that the reports of others going through this are true… and if they are, I pray that I can find them soon. Before any more trouble finds me.

Rating due to coarse language.
Side story to Five Score, Divided by Four.
Part of the group Five Score, Multiplied By More.
Sister fic to A Riddle By Nature.
Thanks to zeusdemigod131 for proofreading.