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The Misadventure of Kalayen Klausen
Previous ChapterNext ChapterKalyan Klausen a mare of mystery some said. Always with her hat and quirky manner, never afraid to pick a fight they said.
Well of course not, that’s how she was, and she always and she meant Always got the attention she wanted from the stallions. She was walking down the street with her knee pads ready skate’s in her mouth and ready to be placed on.
She was rather proud of her talent. Skating for her was like flying for Pegasy. She felt free and like she could do anything. It was her jazz so to speak.
She trotted off to her usual skating park where all the dudes and friends she knew hanged. She called to some but noticed someone new.
One of the boys had gotten hurt, he looked like a rookie, but that wasn’t it. There was a stallion there. Wait was he? Yes he was, he was an Alicorn. ‘What in the bloody blazes is a Alicorn doin’ here?’ she thought to herself and went to check on what the news were.
As she got closer, she could see that the stallion was wrapping some bandages around one of the more younger colt’s legs. Poor thing must have tripped, didn’t even have a cutie mark.
“Well next time you should be more careful” Came the soft and yet very deep and kind voice of the Alicorn stallion. He was scolding the young colt over his injuries and he looked rather miffed, yet worried. She stood there, looking at the stallion and his actions.
He bandaged it and made sure the dressings were nice and tight “Now, give it a few days to heal and tell your mother to change it tomorrow okay?” He asked the colt and he nodded whimpering a bit, he thanked for the help and went on home, with what looked like a broken set of roller skates.
She looked back at the stallion and fixed her hat a bit. “Oi!” She said to him, but cracked a smile as he looked over at her “That was rather nice of ya, doin’ that to the kid” She said to him with a smile.
He smiled back with a softer and kinder smile “Oh it was nothing. The kid needed help and I was just in the nick of time to be able to help” he said earnestly and began to pack down the medical kit he had to some saddlebags close by. She guessed they were his.
She continued to observe and examined over his more bulky body. At the shirt and vest he wore. Wait were those scars? yes they were! There were scars on some of his fetlocks. She looked over at him, so a fighter huh? A ganger? Nah! Didn’t have the look for it.
He looked over at her with a raised eyebrow “Can i help you?” he asked her puzzled.
Shaking her head a bit to clear her thoughts she chuckled a bit nervously “Eh no thank you. I’m good” She said and he gave a soft nod “Alright then, Allons-y!” He said and began to walk out of the park.
Later on, in around mid evening, she was heading home after hanging out with her friends. Her usual braided mane and tail were now a bit of a mess after all the fun and sweating. She allowed herself to chuckle a bit, though for a tomboy she still was concerned about her looks and waited excitedly for a good long hot bath.
She continued until she heard some weird sounds. They were large pops and bangs. Where those gunshots?
She stopped. Should she? Should she go and investigate? She could loose her own life and get killed! But yet… Something compelled her to go and investigate the phenomenon.
against her own better judgement she crawled with her skates on her back and secure, trying as hard as she could to make almost no sound at all. She crept closer and closer to the sound.
And lo and behold, there was the same stallion. He had what? A shotgun? Yes that’s what it looked like, a pump action shotgun, 20 gauge if she didn’t know better. She had seen plenty before.
He was shooting at something big and arachnoid. A big spider, with snapping pincers and some holes in it’s body and bleeding green goo. Disgusting.
She scrunched up her nose but observed. She remained focused on the battle before her. The stallion had immense focus on the threat ahead and didn’t seem to notice some smaller arachnids creeping closer. Afraid for the stallion she called out “LOOK OUT BEHIND YA!” She called, grabbing his focus to his flank. Indeed there they were. With a flap of his wings he took to the air and started to use his magic to blast them down to goo.
He reloaded his gun and huffed, and muttered something under his breath, she perked her ears to catch it, but she was too far away.
He looked back at her with a steely gaze “You shouldn’t be here! It’s too dangerous!” He called to her and she huffed “Dangerous!? What the hell is that thing then!?” She barked back and pointed at the large spider. Damn it looked 8 feet tall!
He grunted “A nuisance” he said and opened fire yet again, behind her some of the smaller arachnids were creeping from behind her. Going into a defensive position, she backed away and grunted “Stupid, stupid stupid!” She raged at herself over getting herself into this kind of trouble.
The stallion levitated over a pistol to her and she looked in complete surprise “What? I am not going to leave you unable to defend yourself” he stated clearly like it was a ‘Matter of fact crisis’ No she would not take it.
Shaking her head she claimed “Sorry, but I don’t use anything like that!” he looked at her, then levitated it over “Fine, but get ready, because your now in this with me, like it or not.” He claimed calmly and true to his words. The spiders came closer and closer. Grumbling, she forced herself to fight with her hooves and any other dirty trick she could use. She used bricks, glass anything that could gain her advantage.
She felt disgusted but pleased as the spiders got squished nicely under her hooves and spurted out the green substance they called blood.
A few moments later, and a few battle wounds on her body, and she really hoped they would heal properly. She stood there panting heavily with the Alicorn who looked stoically on to the bigger one “Now.. Time to finish it.” he muttered and gave a soft and sad look to the large spider “I tried to tell you! I tried giving you a second chance!” he called to it. It gave some soft clicks and gurgles with it’s pincers “Well you had a choice! there is always a choice!” he said angrily and growled. Wait. Did he understand it? What the fuck was going on?
He looked at it sadly and raised his shotgun. And finally gave the last barrage of buck shots into it. It squealed loudly as it died and fell into a heap.
He stood there and sighed, and from his saddle bags he drew out gasoline and a flare. He draped the gasoline over the body of the spider and lit it on fire. He then looked at her “Need any help?” He asked softly.
She looked at him. She didn’t know what to do. Should she trust him? Or brush him off and call him a freak and a monster. “I had no choice” he said solemnly. Almost like he knew what she was thinking “If I hadn’t, the creature there would have infested the whole world with her brood. And they would have had you for dinner.” He said solemnly and sadly. She looked into his old and sad eyes.
Drawing herself short she nodded “Yes.,..” She said flatly and he levitated her on his back and began carrying her.
Some time went by and they neared a big blue box. Okay what was the deal here? It didn’t look so big and she doubted that they could even-
Her mind stopped as they entered and revealed that it was BIGGER ON THE INSIDE! Okay. this was some freaky shit!
he placed her on a chair that was close by as she marveled at the size “Yes I know, bigger on the inside and all that.” He said as he examined her wounds and began bandaging them and cleaning them.
She winched a bit, not ready for the wash of pain as he washed her wounds with medical alcohol.
“So.. What is this place?” She asked in wonder. “This is my TARDIS, Time and relative dimension in space” He explained.
She looked around “It’s so… Big..” her words trailed off as she took off her hat to wipe her mane. She moved around a bit and heard a little clatter on the floor as she saw her favorite pair now ruined after the fighting. “Oh come on!” She exclaimed as she looked down “Not my favorite!!” She half screamed in frustration.
The stallion took them in his magical grasp and looked them over “hmm. Not bad… Damaged but a easy fix” He said. She looked at him like he’d grown a third head “Easy to fix? Easy to fix? What are you? Mad? These are not easy to fix and cost over a 1000 bits you know!” she said and huffed.
He looked at her and shrugged “Oh I’m sure I can fix them for you” he stated calmly and placed them on the desktop of the TARDIS and smiled at her. “But now, since i got you into the trouble of having you with me on that little show. How about i give you a lift home?” he asked.
“A lift home? A lift home? I’m not sure if you could move this gigantic box a inch!” She exclaimed,and got angrier as she saw him laughing “What’s so funny?” She growled dangerously at him. “Oh.. Sorry I sometimes forget. This is a space ship. I can travel trough time and space on her and not only that she is transportation” He said and she gave a unamused look at him.
“Well then. I guess a demonstration is in order” he said and smiled at her “You better buckle up” What did he mean by that. There weren’t even seatbelts-!
Suddenly the thing she was in started to shake as the crazy stallion started to bang a hammer into something, flip switches and push buttons who looked at completely random!
It heaved and buckled, and if she didn’t have a good grip on her seat. She would have been flunk across the room to the wall like a fly. Yet she managed, if even barely to hold on the whole trip.
Soon they landed with a ‘Thunk’ and he smiled at her “Well then.. take a gander” he said pointing to the door.
She looked at him hesitantly as she managed to pry her hooves off the seat finally and peeked out. And lo and behold. She was at her mothers house. She looked at him astounded “How did you?” She asked, but shook her head. This stallion had somehow known. Maybe he read her thoughts or something “I knew because of you roller skates. The address was on it.” He stated flatly and her ears swiveled to the back of her skull in embarrassment. Of course. The skates. “Well um.. Thank you…” She said and grumbled and caught her hat before she went out. “I um… Thanks” She said flushing and hopped out “I’ll return your skates as soon as I can.” He said as she walked out.
She nodded and headed inside, not really bothering to look at him. She heard though a strange grinding noise and looked back as the big blue box with the words “Police Public Call Box” vanished and left her there alone.
Slightly stricken she entered her home, thankfully no one was home so she just plopped into her bed and fell asleep in exhaustion.
The next morning, she heard a ding at the door and someone opening. There was muttering and some polite words as the door clicked closed again.
Muttering she stood back from her bed and tiredly opened her door. She looked to the side and revealed to see her skates. Fixed and like nothing ever happened.
Beside it lay a note “Sorry for the trouble last night. here are as promised your skates, back in full condition and even better.” She smiled a little despite it. He had held his promise. That impossible stallion.
Laying them to the side, she was now just contempt over a hot bath and relaxation, and some hanging with her friends. Nothing more, nothing less.
Fin~
Author's Note
Yes Dave is a Time Lord, really this is an alternate universe and he is mostly just my RP OC, I tried doing a story with him called My Little Prince, but it's a dud. Lost interest.
If you want to know how Kalayen looks like I will tell you, check out Dennybutt's blog, and or look for Joen the Pony. Or I might just give you the link for it.
Oh well. But hope you enjoyed and let this be known, this was a action packer. I wanted to try it out. And please do comment!
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