Vexing the Doktor

by Sweet Vinyl

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Romance
Length: 846

Don't judge me...

The best OTP of all time…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-24 17:24:49 UTC

Hidden truths

Vexx was working at his computer tirelessly, constantly tracing lines and fulfilling requests sent to him by those who couldn't simply read a tutorial and do it themselves. He finally managed a smile as he finished his final request of the day, a vector of octavia from Nightmare Night, which was asked of him by a very persistent anon. He didn't mind however as simply being able to stare into her amethyst eyes as he went over her lines in the picture was enough to make it worth it. He sent the anon the picture over dA and decided to lie back in his chair, satisfied with todays work, until suddenly a voice made him jump.

"Mmm...shipping vexx with anon pony...I bet that'd be a fun picture to make" Vexx turned around to see the sneering face of a pony known only as the 'Doktor' and grumbled.

"You know...if I wasn't so hopelessly in love with Octavia I might take you out on a date, Celestia knows thats all you want." Vexx smirked as the statement took him by surprise, causing him to blush. Doktor opened his mouth to respond but slunk away with a devious look on his face. "Well...now that thats over I can start to draw in peace." Vexx took out his tablet and levitated the pen over, starting to sketch out another grand picture that he grew more and more worried about. He was just working on the muzzle, which was his least favorite area to draw, when a loud noise suddenly burst from behind him. He shut off his computer and turned around panicking before spotting what appeared to be Octavia, but her fur was white? He rubbed his eyes and noticed that the pony in front of him just had the same mane style, ear color, and eye color as Octavia.

"Oh Vexx my love, take me into your endearing hooves and tell me how pretty how I am!" Doktor chuckled as he noticed the confused look on Vexx'. "Mmm..I bet you'd date me now wouldn't you?" Vexx turned red and glared at him, before getting his own devious look on his face.

"I sure would...come here my beautiful earth pony mare and kiss me!" Vexx shut his eyes and made a kissy face leaning forward. It was Doktors turn to blush, "I'm no chicken...I bet you'll back down before me!" Doktor leaned forward and began making kissy noises, puckering his lips. Both the stallions leaned forward, shuddering as they thought about the prospect of kissing another male, and before either of them pulled away there was a soft 'mwah' sound. A flash of light went off and both of them opened their eyes.

"D-did you...j-just..."

"N-no way you d-did!..."

They looked in horror as they realized what happened, jumping up and yelling as they wiped their lips.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!!"

"NO NO YOU DID THAT I TRIED TO PULL AWAY!"

"Okay...okay...no one knows what happened...I just say we leave it a secret and never speak of it again, agreed?"

Vexx nodded before looking at Doktor with slight confusion, "What was the flash of light?"

Doktor looked confused as well, "I...don't know it was me...it looked like a camer-..."

They both looked at the window and saw a white stallion with a green and brown mane running away, while laughing hysterically.

"After him!" Doktor shouted, running towards the door with Vexx hot on his trail. Once outside they looked around and didn't see him anywhere.

"Okay...let's not panic...maybe they didn't have any film in the camera?" Doktor tried to be optimistic but Vexx brought his hoof swiftly against the back of Doktors head.

"You idiot who tries to take a picture and doesn't check if they have film? Wait...whats that?" Vexx walked towards the window where they saw the stallion previously and saw a note on the ground. Vexx picked it up and gasped, showing it to Doktor who replied with a similar gasp.

'If you want this picture to stay hidden you will convince everyone to never use the name Kibbles again, if you fail this picture will be the headline of every news stand in the country.

Signed, Not Kibbie.

P.S. It's kibbie

"Well...looks like we better start getting ready to be called colt cuddlers..." Doktor nodded and sighed as Vexx said this. "Because theres no way we'll stop using that nickname"

They both looked at each other and giggled, but they didn't notice another dark furred pegasi on a cloud above them, eavesdropping on every word they said.

"Kibbie its Lightrock"

"Lightrock?"

"Yeah codenames! Get it? Cause the opposite of Shadow is light and..."

"I get it! Did it work?"

"Afraid not looks like we're moving into phase 2..."

"Damn...okay...make sure to get Vexx to look just like Rainbow Dash if we're gonna pull this off..."

"Yes snookums"

"I SAID DONT CALL ME TH-....Nevermind...kibbie out"

Shadowstone giggled and stretched as she prepared her most daring plan yet, "Never send a filly to do a mares job...or in this case a foal."