There was a wind blowing in Ponyville strong enough that a mini tornado just rendered Guyra dizzy! A 15 year old boy with pink & purple curly hair, a white dress shirt, black pants, a pair of red sneakers, did I mention he had green eyes? No? Well, he had green eyes, he held a single white rose. He stood in front of Ponyville's library. His lips were quivering, his heart beat went twice as fast, his body was shivering, half of the reason was because of the cold, but the other was of his plans to ask his crush out on a date!
"(Okay Silver Belle, you can do this, Elusive already rejected her during our trip to Saddle Arabia! This is your chance to finally be with who you & you alone believes is the goddess beyond women in this town!)" He thought to himself, he then absorbed all the courage he had into one big breath & knocked on the door.
Meanwhile in the library...
"Barb, come-on, get up!" Dusk Shine said, while banging on Barb's bedroom door.
Inside, Barb was under the covers while eating a tub of Ice cream.
"NO, I CAN'T, MY LIFE IS OVER!" She yelled. "No-one in Ponyville will ever love me, I'm gonna die alone! Elusive destroyed my life, I can't believe I wasted 5 whole years of my life working for a man who'll just eventually say no! I never had chance to interact with the other teenagers in town! OH, WHYYYYYYYYY?!!!"
*knock* *knock* *knock*
"I'll be seeing who's at the door, but this isn't over young lady!"
Dusk opened the front door to find Silver Belle looking like he was going die!
"Woah, kid, is the funeral for you? You look like your going to die! Huh?" Dusk noticed the rose Silver was holding in his right hand!
"I-is Barb home? I wanna ask her something!" Dusk let him in to prove Barb wrong, there is someone in this town who'll love her!
"come-on, she's upstairs."
*knock* *knock*
"Like I said, I'm not coming out ever again Dusk, MY LIFE IS O-V-E-R, OVER!"
"(She's devastated, she wont just love me, she'll never want to let me go! YES!!!)" Silver thought.
"There's boy here to see you!"
Barb then opened the door.
"A-a boy?"
"Hi Barb, I-I was just wondering if you w-weren't b-b-busy, & w-well, wanted to ask you if..." He then closed his eyes & presented the rose."... you want to come with me, just the 2 of us, to see the migration of flying fish!"
Barb then swiped the rose out of Silver's hand & hugged him tightly, Silver felt a little happy down their, feeling barb's D-cup breasts, squeeze against his chest!
"D-cups on a teenager?" Bubble Barry.
"Hey, most anime teenage girls have a bigger chest then they naturally should, now get lost & don't return till the 2nd chapter!"
With that, Bubble Barry, jumped into my garbage can & popped out of Butterscotch's trash, almost killing Butterscotch with a heart attack! Anyway, Barb looked into Silver's eyes & asked...
"Silver Belle, you really do like me?"
"Yes, after we 1st met, I've made it my goal to make you mine, my only obstacle was my own brother!"
(DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK!)
"I almost cried tears of joy when we danced together at Canterlot 5 years ago! I was hoping we would hang out a lot more after that, but my duties as a Cutiemark Cavalier & your duties as Dusk's #1 Assistant, prevented us from seeing each other. I saw my chance & decided to take it now after Elusive rejected you yesterday, I know that's not something to be happy about, But I just wanted you so bad, SO SOLARIS BUCKING BAD!!!" A light slap came to his face.
"Don't use my dad's name in vain, & I'll see you at 3:30" Barb then pecked Silver on the cheek & closed her door!
Sliver Belle ran out of the library then screamed to the heavens
SHE SAID YES!!!
Meanwhile in the Canterlot castle...
"Aw, my daughter has a boyfriend, better threaten him if he does anything to hurt her!"
That one statement just killed the happy mood!
"H-hey, that's cheating Artemis!"
"Sorry brother, but you were distracted, so me, Bolero, & Gleaming Shield all decided to gang up on you!"
FWI they were playing Super Smash Brothers for the Wii U!
End of Ch.1
Barb was walking on the railroad, no wait, that's a song, I meant to say that she was walking to the picnic grounds to meet up with her date. While this was happening, Dusk Shine & Prince Solaris were giving Silver Belle a pep talk to boost his confidence...yeah right!
"AND IF YOU EVER HURT MY LITTLE BARB, THEN I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN & ERADICATE YOU!!!" they both yelled!
Silver was so close to crying & peeing himself, but yet he didn't "Dusk, I love Barb with the passion of ten million suns. My lord, if I were to ever hurt the girl I love, then how could I continue being a true man? I'll love her & not break her heart, I'll take care of her when we get married, I'll watch her, when she's sick or injured, I'll promise to always be there for her whether she wants me or not!"
"Okay, but be warned, know where you live if you ever hurt my daughter!" said Dusk.
"Dusk, let me explain something to you!"
"What is it Solaris?"
"Look at this!"
He then magically summoned papers.
"Barb's adoption forms?"
"Yes, I'm her father, your just her surrogate big brother! Now good day!"
As he flew off, Dusk thought...
"(But Prince Solaris, I've been the one who raised her into the woman she is today! DAMN IT!)":
Dusk sensed that Barb was near, so he ran & hid behind a tree!
"Remember, I know where you live!"
Barb made it to the area she & Silver would have their date. seriously, why do most people prefer Sweepy Belle? I say Silver Belle is a better name!
"Hi Silver!"
"H-h-hello gorgeous!"
"*giggle*"
There she was, the woman of Silver's dreams! A 15 year old girl with green sort of spikey hair, green eyes, if you looked closely, she had tiny fangs, but not t kind like a vampire though. She had some muscle mass, obviously from carrying so many stacks of books over the years, thanks to Dusk Shine! As I said in the previous chapter, she had D-cup breasts bouncing with each step she took, she wore a lime green shirt, she also had a purple hood jacket on. she had a brown miniskirt on as well, finally, she was wearing purple socks & shoes. The Picnic all set up nicely for these 2 to enjoy
"W-would you like a slice of pie? Apple juice made it for me & Bubble Barry let me borrow his can of whipped cream if you'd like."
Barb wasted no time with the pie, she cut a slice & sprayed some cream on pie.
"That's what-" the reader was cut-off by me when I pressed a button causing him/her to fall into a pit of crocodiles
"-she said!' said the reader's ghost!
"So are you enjoying the pie?" Silver asked
"Mmm... I love it!" Barb said. There was a little cream still on the sides of her mouth.
"You got a little cream still on your face."
"That's what-" The reader's ghost was cut-off when Ghostbusters appeared & sucked him/her into their machine.
"Oh, would you be a gentleman & help this lady wipe it off?" She teased. She leaned closer to Silver's face.
"(HEART, QUIT BEATING SO FAST!)" He thought. Silver took a napkin in one hand, and put the other on the back of Barb's head. "Hold still o-okay?"
"(Barb, you tease!)" Dusk thought to himself.
"Why hello Dusk, I see your here early for the picnic darling!" Said Elusive, as the other 4 of the stallion 6 arrived as well!
"Shh! I'm trying to make sure your brother doesn't hurt Barb's feelings!" Whispered Dusk. "Now, if you wanna watch, be my guest, but please be quiet!"
"Barb & Silver Belle? Oh, then I shall give then the name Barbell!" Barry excitedly blurted out who then got shushed by the other 5!
"So, my Silver is on a date with your Barb?" Elusive whispered
"Apparently, she's Solaris's, but if she hurts Barb, then I threatened him!" Dusk was in a black silhouette while there was a very dark purple & red background.
"Aw, how cute, they look so perfect for each other!" Butterscotch commented.
"Ah'd actually picture Barb bettah if she was datin' Applebuck." Apple Juice said.
"I'd rather see her with Scooter!" Rainbow Blitz said, which angered Apple Juice.
The 2 got glared at by Elusive, but they glared right back!
"BARBELL!" Yelled Elusive
"BARBUCK!" yelled Apple Juice
"BARBER!" Yelled Rainbow Blitz
All 3 of them got smacked by Dusk, who then gave them a very loud lecture! But let's focus back on Barbell's date.
"See? Even the narrator wants Barb & Silver to be together!" Bubble Barry pointed out!
"Man, they're so loud! So anyway, you catch the final episode of Electroman?" Barb asked
"Yeah it was awesome, using the power of the Thunderbird to finally defeat the evil dragonsuare! Too bad the show's now done for!'
"What're you talking about? Don't you remember? The cameo made by Electroman 2? The next season will be starring his grandson!"
"Oh yeah, now I remember! The creator, Mr. N.B.A. also said in that very press conference as well that the show wont end till the 16th Electroman to be chosen by the thunder!"
"Yep, he-hey look, here come the flying fish!"
"You don't have to say it, I can smell it!" Barb covered her nose.
1000's of winged trout, salmon, bass, and tuna were flying through the air, only to be ambushed by flocks hawks, eagles & falcons! But these birds knew not to attack the leader of the flying a school! What was the leader of the flying school you ask? Well, the leader of the flying school of fish was a winged great white shark, & which I am afraid of, well I'm afraid of all sharks in general, but you get the point! Soon the migration ended and the couple packed up the picnic stuff!
"I had a great time with you today!"
"Me too!'
"So, wanna walk me home!' Barb offered, while holding out her hand.
"S-sure! (I prefer a hand in marriage, but I guess this'll have to do for now!)" he thought.
When they made it to the library's front door. Barb kissed Silver Belle on the lips & he returned it, he was so happy, he wrapped his arms around Barb and started deepening the kiss, uno momento, did I just see a tongue?
"Thanks for the great date, I hope to go on another very soon with you...darling!"
"Me too Barbie-Warbie!"
"(It's better when Elusive says it!)" she thought
Then they locked lips again, till Dusk & Elusive broke it up!
"Come-on let's get inside Barb!" Dusk said, while flashing a thumbs up at Silver.
"Okay little brother, let's go back home!"
"Bye Darling!' Barb said to him!
"Bye Barbie-Warbie!" He said back!
After all the citizens of Ponyville were in their beds asleep, Artemis's moon, no not his ass! Shined brighter than ever, blessing Barbell forever!
The End
Author's Note
N.B.A. are the initials of my name!
