Dragon Ball Z Goes to Equestria!

by bjshnog

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 954

Goku and friends arrive in Equestria for a scientific mission.

Goku and his best friend Vegeta show up to spy on the highly advanced civilization called Equestria.

For science!

Unfortunately for them, Equestria has the some of the best fighters in the universe!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-26 04:40:01 UTC

Adventure Time! (with Goku and Vegeta)

One hundred hours ago, on the edge of the known multiverse, a couple (2) big muscly men were flying through hyperspace.

"So, Vegeta... what universe do you want to go to next?" said Goku.

"Well, Kakarot, I think I want to see the Equestria universe," replied Vegeta, "to see the cute ponies."

"Sure! Let's go there now!" said Goku.

"Okay!" replied Vegeta.

Goku and Vegeta did the fusion dance, turning into a big muscly man called Gogeta. They (he) punched a hole in the space-time continuum with his bare fist, creating a portal to Equestria. "There, we (I) did it. Can we (I) go there now?" said Gogeta.

"Of course, we're (I'm) on our (my) way there now!" replied Gogeta.

"Oh, sweet."

WHOOOOOOSSSSHHHH!!! said the portal, as Gogeta flew through it.

"Oh, look, Gogeta! That must be the planet of Equestria!" said Gogeta.

"I know! Let's land!" replied Gogeta.

* * *

Twilight Sparkle was working on some royal princess friendship magic while flapping her alicorn wings, when she heard a large fire over her house. "I can hear a large fire over my house," she noted, flying out the front door. "Oh my!"

Two big muscly men (one big muscly man), who were (was) on fire crash-landed on the ground in the center of Ponyville. "Ouch," said Gogeta.

"Yes indeed, ouch," replied Gogeta.

"Excuse me, big muscly men (big muscly man). Why are you here?" asked Twilight the Alicorn, as she waved her horn around, flapping her wings at them.

The big muscly men (big muscly man) stood up and brushed themselves (himself) off. "Is this Equestria?"

"Yes it is, sirs (sir)," Twilight Sparkle the Alicorn said, continuing to wave her horn around while flapping her wings around.

"You ponies are so cute! Bring your best fighters here, so we (I) can fight them!" said Gogeta.

"As you wish, my lords (lord); allow me to wave my horn and flap my wings some more."

"Who is the most powerful fighter here?" asked Gogeta.

"That would probably be Ultramegasuperman. He is an army man," replied Twilight Sparkle the Alicorn Who Waves Her Horn and Flaps Her Wings.

"That will do."

* * *

"Super Best Fighter contest starts now!" said the announcer. The audience applauded in such a way that it sounded like someone was breathing loudly. Twilight sat in the audience with her horn waving around and her wings flapping.

"You! Ultramegasuperman! Come at me bro!" said Gogeta.

"Big muscly men don't stand a chance against me!" said Ultramegasuperman, who looked like a rainbow-coloured pony on steroids. He was multicoloured with big druggy muscles. The stallion may be described as polychromatic and drug-buffed.

All three (two) contestants rushed to the center of the fighting ring and started fighting each other, while Twilight looked on and waved her horn while flapping her wings.

"Kamahameha!" said Gogeta, shooting a giant pole made of blue styrofoam and Christmas lights from his hands, causing Twilight to cringe, waving her horn and flapping her wings at a slightly higher rate.

It hit Ultramegasuperman in the face, causing him to fall over. "Ouch!"

Ultramegasuperman responded by eating his favourite flavour of burrito, taco. The thought of taco-flavoured burritos made Twilight hungry. When Twilight gets hungry, she waves her horn and flaps her wings. "Mmm."

The annoucer continued, "It was super effective! Gogeta has been knocked out from the blow!"

* * *

Gogeta woke up.

"Looks like you really took a beating there!" said Ultramegasuperman. "Eat up; my hooves can be used as food when it becomes necessary."

"They must taste much better than those Subway chicken subs I tried before the match," replied Gogeta.

"Not much better, but yes."

"Om nom nom," Gogeta said as he chomped down on the delicious hooves.

"EEEEEAAAAAUUUUUUUGGHHHH!!!!!" replied Ultramegasuperman.

"Thank you very much, Ultramegasuperman," said Gogeta.

"It is no problem. I have done this three times before," Ultramegasuperman replied, collapsing to the ground.

"I challenge you to a rematch!" said Gogeta.

"I accept!" replied Ultramegasuperman.

* * *

"Round 2!" said the announcer. "Fight!"

Ultramegasuperman fell to the ground due to lack of hooves and died. Twilight was so shocked that she almost stopped waving her horn around and flapping her wings.

"GG!" said Gogeta.

"'Tis."

"Are there any other challengers?" said Gogeta.

"YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" said everyone in the audience, who actually comprised everyone in the world, including Zecora. They all descended from the stands and rushed Gogeta.

They (he) were (was) attacked by Applejack, Mayor Mare, Pinkie Pie, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia, Princess Celestia of the Sun, Princess Luna of the Moon, Princess Cadence of the Love, Princess Octagonal Antiprism of the Polylogarythmic Hamburger Lancer Association, LittlePip, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Octavia again, Fluttershutter, Applejohn, Pinkie Clone #1 through #63, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Jim Henson, Elton John, Queen Elizabeth II, Octavia forty-two more times, Daft Punk, Goku, Vegeta, God, the FSM, an E-50 Ausf. M, a Tiger II, a Tiger III, Adolf Hitler, Ronald Weasley's collection of paintings, the CEO of Coca-Cola, Inc., Heisenberg, Heisenberg, the Chimera Ant Queen, Octavia, Osama Bin Laden, a chest of drawers, the International League of Ninja, Jackie Chan, Magneto and Muhammad Ali, and KO'd all of them, in that order.

Gogeta punched Twilight Sparkle the Alicorn in the face, causing her to explode, destroying the world, which, by extension, meant that she could no longer wave her horn around or flap her wings.

"GG, Equestria!" said Gogeta. "We (I) will be back soon, to see your cute little pony faces!"

They (he) went back to the Big Muscly Man universe to pray to Glob.

* * *

In the middle of space, a purple horn waves around and a wing flaps.