I am a bitter creature. Time has done a fantastic job of leaving me dead inside, uncaring, jaded.
I have found something. Someone, to be precise. In a stroke of luck that would make the Devil green with envy, she landed in my home between universes, narrowly avoiding death by Void exposure.
I am unsure as to why I am helping her. Perhaps it is because she is intriguing, perhaps I have an obligation, or perhaps I am just bored.
Regardless, I have chosen to help her return to her world, a monumental feat in of itself. Against all foes and forces, I shall return her alive.