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Once upon a time, Prof. Oak had a dream about, non-prof Floiteryshoi and then non-prof Floiteryshoi (Male Human) had a dream about HAVING 69 BABBERPONES WITH FLUTTERSHy, but theeeeeeeeen Dr.Dolittle came and attempted to take them away so they wouldn't be discriminated against, since they are babberpones and are frequently made fun of for being babberpones, but since they were a special kind of babberpones they knew ninjutsu and beat Dr.Dolittle into a coma that lasted -50 minutes and then Floiteryshoi respected all of them except for one and he/she was named tailer since it had a tail and it was weird, since all the other ones didn’t have ones and this would be a plot point later if I ever decide to finish writing this. Then, that one pone pony that I would murder 27 times (exactly), rainbow dash “Hey, hows it goin- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE I LEFT FOR LIKE 5.63 SECONDS AND YOU HAD THESE DISGUSTING THINGS!” *While Picking Up The One Named Bill Like A Disgusting Piece of Trash* and as she finished fluttershy said “It is a proven fact that it only takes 3.5555512 seconds to “make” and “birth” these babberpones and-” “Shut up, I don’t care” said the bitch and then attempted to attempt to burn them all with a plasma-thrower that she conveniently placed closed to her and then Floiteryshoi slapped that mother of 57 and a half furbies to THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! O <---- tisbemoon where she was all like “sup” to the moon princess, and then the crack-whore Pinkie Pie came along being all like “WTF IS DIS? CAN I POOT DEM N MEH #CUPCAKES” Talking all like how a crack-whore talks like and then one of the babberpones talked and this one was James Shanker was “I didn’t even want to be in this fan fiction I am leaving” and then he left. After an awkward silnce Mrs.Crack-Whore attempted to attempt to make The One Called General McSnuffles all camo colored from birth into her world renowned ‘Blue Creth’ (mixture of Crack and Meth) then both Floiteryshoi and Fluttershy punched Mrs.Crack-Whore in the uterus TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON where she waas all like “sup” to The Bitch and to the moon princess, then they played Dungeon and Dragons. Then the Apple addicted AppleJack appeared stuffing her face with apples while causally eating Twilight Sparkle who was too busy having sexual intercourse with a book to notice and then she said (AppleJack) “Are these apples?” Floiteryshoi replied “You just ate Twilight” Then noticing that this was a true fact she replied “So I did” and proceeded throw up an apple stack to the moon and they were all like “We’re playing DnD gtfo” and then she died and then Rarity popped up and was like “why am I on the moon , oh I am on the wrong scene, see ya”. Then, Rarity popped up in the right scene and was all like “Now I am at the right place.” then she went to the market to terrorize the children by shooting everything.
THE END!
