Pick-Up Ponies

by PinkiePieCupCakeSlayer

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Romance, Tragedy, Random, Sad
Length: 179

See how pick-up lines work for these ponies.

Do Pick-Up lines work in Equestria?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-26 21:01:42 UTC

Pick-Up Poniesre

Hello! My name is John Hancock Mi Sparkle Pie Francis Dash Flutterjack Orange Pony Half Thing Ghost Pony! I'm here to teach all you whippersnappers about pick-up lines in Equestria. NO I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT NO FANCY SMHANCY PANSY AUTOMOBILE. I am going out today and I am going to test these ponies! I'm gonna bring 'em to there limits! Ima buck them till they can't see straight! Heh. Heh. If you catch my drift! HOO! Anywhooves, LET US GET THIS PARTY STARTED WITH THE PONY YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE, TWILIGHT SPARKLE!

"Hullo Twilie, how are you today?" The SEX BEAST SAID. (THATS ME!)

"Who the buck are you? HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY BED?!" Victim #1 cried, flailing her arms.

"Did you fart?" The SEX BEAST ASKED SEDUCTIVELY.

"Wait, what?!" Victim #1 exclaimed.

"'Cause you blew me away!" The SEX BEAST REPLIED.

"Errr...?" Victim #1 said sexily.

"I WAS ASKING IF YOU FARTED CAUSE YOU'RE BLOWING ME AWAY. IT'S A PICK-UP LINE." The SEX BEAST WHISPERED. HE CRAWLED ACROSS THE BED SEDUCTIVILEY.