The Super Avatar of Equestria

I woke on the last day of this world, 12/21/2012.

I groaned as I clawed my way out of bed. I stumble into my bathroom, and take care of the human morning rituals; brushing my teeth, shaving, combing my hair, and the thirty minute piss.

I walk back into my room and look at my calendar; I look at the date and smirk.

"Alright god, end the world. I'm ready when you are." I say out loud. I stand there for a few seconds, knowing it wasn't going to happen. I just shake my head, and gather clothing for today.

I pull on a fresh pair of boxers, and pull on my black socks, I hate white. I then pull on my camo cargo pants, and strap my, 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' belt. I put on my Cadence is best pony T-shirt, and put on my brony bracelet, on my left hand wrist. I strap my watch onto the other.

I walk out of my room and into my kitchen, making my usual morning/ mid-day breakfast of Reeses puffs cereal.

I flip on the TV to watch the news, just because I can.

Breaking news, Says the reporter, Riots have been breaking out in every major city in the US. Reports are coming in saying it's all because of the Mayan Calendar. Citizens have been warned to stay indoors, locking your houses or apartments up.

"Huh, looks like people are just as crazy as I thought." I say to myself.

I continue watching the news as I eat, mocking the people who were stupid enough to try and leave town. I'm just then startled by an alarm being played on screen. Text rolls along the screen, saying Martial law has been declared. Please remain indoors. The riots are moving to the more urban areas.

The last sentence is what startled me. It was then when I jumped into action.

I dashed for my basement, where I kept all my survival equipment. I grab my custom revolver, made to shoot fifty caliper bullets. I shove it into a hiking back pack I had taken off of the wall. I take my favorite sword off of the wall. It was a custom made katana, made with an aluminum titanium alloy, folded over three thousand times. This sword is four feet long, and extremely light.

I grab spare rounds for my revolver and place them into the pack. I strap the sheath of my katana onto my back, putting the katana into it. I then grab multiple sets of throwing stars, and knives.

I then grab my most prized belonging, the last thing my parents gave to me, the stave of the avatar, Aang. It even had the glider wings. I keep that in my left hand as I walk back upstairs and into my food pantry.

I place provisions of nuts, trail mix, granola bars, beef jerky, and dried fruit, into the hiking bag. The bag had to weigh around eighty pounds when I decided that was enough.

I then take walk over to my customized tablet. I pick it up and hold it in my right hand. I start to remember when I had first gotten this thing, when it was just an i-pad. I then remember when I started to ad more components and gadgets to it, making it the size of a laptop screen, and as thick as I could, which was as inch and a half more then any other tablet. I smile as I wrap it up in a plushy cloth, and store it in my bag. I grab my solar charger, and pack that too.

I then plop down on my recliner, and wait. I turn on my moderately sized TV, and turn on netflix.

"Might as well watch the last episode of Mlp." I say to my self. Even though I had downloaded all three seasons of mlp onto my tablet, since I kind of stole them from Japan, then translated them. I watched it on my TV.

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The episode was coming to a close as I hear a massive explosion outside. I rush to my window to see what was happening. I watched in horror as a nuclear shockwave was headed to my house. It was then that I made the split decision to just stand there and accept it.

I closed my eyes, and waited for the pain to come. It never did.

I open my eyes slowly to see that I am standing in a completely white expanse of nothing but white. I hate white. I then watched as a figure materialized in front of me. It was a male figure with completely black hair. He wore a black rode, and had two gigantic black wings.

"I congratulate you for passing the test." says the man.

"Who are you, and what test?" I ask.

"Always were the one to get straight down to business. I am the God of your world, and the Mayan test, or 12/21/2012 as you all called it, is the test." said the man.

"Wait, so I'm in heaven, and your god?"

"Yes."

"Then what was my worst sin?"

"You ate the last cookie from the cookie jar."

"And it was delicious." We both chuckle.

"So what am I here for?" I ask after I get the last couple chuckles out of my system.

"Oh right, that. I am here to give you a second chance at life, in any world you want." My thoughts explode with bronyism. I start to get super excited.

"Equestria?" I ask while I had a huge smile on my face. He nods his head. I literally squeed at god. He chuckles. I remember a fan fic that was similar to this situation.

"Can I have special powers too?" I ask.

"What powers do you want?" He asks.

"May I have the powers of the avatar Aang, and the sayain Goku?" I ask.

"Why not, those are pretty easy to give." He says while waving his hand in front of his face. He points his hand at me and it glows for a second, and my body does the same. I get light headed for a second. Wait, light headed, aren't I dead?

"Am I really dead?" I ask, "Because if I am, I shouldn't have felt that."

"You're correct, if you were truly dead. However your case is special, you aren't fully dead, because your going back to the realm of the living." He says, as though he gives second chances all the time.

"Oh, could I have the ability to morph into a pony body, so that I don't freak anyone out in Equestria."

"Sure, all you have to do is will yourself into a different form." He says as he points his hand at me again. I get light headed again, but it goes away after a couple seconds.

"I think that’s all I want." I say as I think for a couple seconds.

"You don't want any items, or food?" asks God. I think about this for a second more, and I remember that air nomads, when they learn their element, get arrow tattoos on their bodies.

"Now that I think about it, I have one more request. May I have the tattoos of an air nomad, but instead of blue, could you make them purple?" He nods his head, and snaps his fingers.

"Is that all?" He asks as though he's getting bored.

"Yes, I'm ever so grateful that you gave me these gifts, you have my eternal thanks."

"Then off to live your dream." He says as he sweeps his arm in front off him. Everything turns black, and I could feel that my body was in motion. I felt as though I was falling extremely fast.

It was then that I noticed that I had my eyes closed. I open them and see that I'm falling towards Canterlot, and fast. I start to panic, but my hang gliding skills came to play. I was still holding onto Aang's glider, I quickly open the wings of said glider, and attempt to pull out of the vertical dive I was in. I was slowly coming out of the dive, but I already knew I was going to crash. I get a memory that air benders can make hurricane winds just by blowing threw their mouths.

I take a deep breath in, and look at the ground, and blow the air out of my lungs at an alarming rate. It was working; I was slowing down, though not fast enough.

I see that I'm going to crash in the palace garden, so I fold the wing of my glider up and through it like a javelin at the ground. I was still about a hundred yards away from the ground. I thrust my hands forward, forcing air to fly forward at tornado speeds. this slowed me down to a speed where I wouldn't die when I hit the ground.

As soon as I hit the ground everything goes black.

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I am very groggy, whatever sounds made it to my ears are just muffles to me. I couldn't feel my right arm. I am falling back into a deep unwanted sleep.

I wake again, but this time I could make out what the sounds were. They were voices. I open my eyes so that it still looked like I was sleeping. I keep my breathing in a slow patter, to fake sleeping.

I saw three figures, one was big and white, I hate white. One was light pink, and the last one was a caramel color.

"Doctor, what do you think it is?" asks one figure, with a calm, yet powerful voice.

"I think it might be a human." says the doctor in a heavy British accent.

"A human, but those are just old pony's tales, right?" Ask one voice I knew all too well. It was Princess Cadence.

Time to wake up. I think to myself.

I groan to warn them that I was waking. I take my left hand and put it to my fore head. I then open my eyes and let them focus. I blink a few times to clear up my vision. I could see Princess Celestia looking at me, along with Cadence and the Doctor. I sit up and look down to my right arm, to see that it's in a cast.

"So, how long was I out, and how bad is my arm?" I ask.

"You were asleep for about a week now, and you have dislocated your shoulder, since none of us knew how to relocate it, we put it in a cast." says the caramel brown earth pony who is the Doctor.

"Okay, but that doesn't explain why I can't feel it." I say with a dead panned look.

"That would be the pain killers we have you on." replies the Doctor.

"Oh, well get this cast off and I can relocate my shoulder." I tell the Doctor, "Now may I be enlightened with your names?" I ask them all, even though I already knew them all.

"I am Princess Celestia." says the white alicorn.

"I'm Princess Cadence." says the Pink alicorn.

"And I'm the Doctor." says the brown earth pony.

"Well Princesses, Doctor, I am Avatar-" uh, new name... uh... Artermis yeah "- Artermis." I tell them with a nod.

"Pray tell, what an Avatar is?" asks the Doctor.

"Well on my world, there are people that can control one of the four base elements, Fire, Water, Earth, and Air." I start, "The Avatar is the only one who can control all four, along with the sub elements like sand, metal, lightening, and energy. There can only be one avatar at a time, and when the Avatar dies, they're reincarnated into another person." I end with a nod.

"So you can control fire, water, earth, and air at a whim?" asks Cadence. I nod.

"Where did you come from?" asks the Doctor.

"Another world altogether, Doctor. I came from a different Earth then what you know." I tell him.

"How did you get here?" asks Celestia.

"Believe it, or not, the god of my world sent me here, because my world ended." I say with a sorrow evident in my voice. I fight my tears back.

"How did your world end?" asks Cadence.

"It was a test to see if humans could keep calm under a lot of stress, I’m one of the only ones that did." I say failing to keep my tears in my eyes. I hang my head, shedding tears silently.

"Will you be okay?" asks Cadence.

"With time Cadence, with time." I sob out. It was a good few minutes until I was emotionally stable.

I sigh out the last of my sorrow, but can't help being angry at God for being such a cruel, yet so caring, of a being.

The Doctor pulls out a small device that has a blue end on it.

"Hold still Artermis, I'm going to remove your cast." says the Doctor. I nod. The Doctor's tool lights up, and my cast unravels itself. I wince in slight pain.

"Okay, whatever I say or do, don't stop me. Relocating a shoulder for a human is extremely painful." I tell the others. They nod. I grab the railing on the bed I was sitting on, and stand up with all the strength I could muster, crying out in pain as the socket realigned.

"Celestia, I need you to hold my wrist in place, and don't let go until I tell you." I say with my teeth clenched. She nods, and lights her horn. I feel the telekinesis take hold of my wrist. I then pull away from my wrist, and then immediately push up against it, making my shoulder pop as the bone snaps back into place.

"Okay, it’s realigned. Celestia, you can let go now." I say with pain seething in my voice.

"Oh! That’s going to hurt for a couple weeks." I say as I move my shoulder around, "I would like a sling if possible." I tell the Doctor. He nods and walks off.

"So, where am I? The last thing I remember was crashing in the palace gardens." I ask.

"You’re in the medical wing of the castle." replies Celestia. I nod.

"Well it seems I've arrived where I've wanted to be for my entire previous life." I tell them as I sit back down on the bed. I decide to practice with my ki powers until the doctor returns.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I'm only half human. I'm part sayain as well. Sayains have the ability to manipulate an energy called ki. Ki is a dense energy that can be used for a variety of things. I am going to practice my ki control so please don't freak out."

"Why would we freak out?" asks Celestia.

"Watch and find out." I tell her. I bring my left hand up and act like I'm holding a ball. I draw energy from my center and push it out above my hand. I could see the ki ball starting to glow. It was a deep purple. I focus more ki into my ki ball, and it grew a little.

"Is that what you were talking about?" asks Cadence, looking like she was about to freak.

"Yes, and as long as you don't touch it, it won't harm you." I reply, "Right now I'm just focusing it into a ball shape. I could literally blow a hole in a mountain with this power, but I'm not evil. I'm the Avatar; it is my duty to keep things in balance." I bring the ki ball back into my body.

The Doctor walks into the room with a sling in his mouth.

"Thanks Doctor." I say with a smile as I take the sling with my left hand. I put the sling over my head, and put my right arm carefully into it.

"Much better. Now I'm guessing you have questions for me, but I haven’t eaten in seven days, so I'm extremely hungry, and my sayain side of my body requires huge amounts of food to be satisfied." I tell them as I stand back up again.

"One question, what do humans, or Sayains, eat?" asks the Doctor. I sigh knowing this might be a problem.

"Humans and Sayains are omnivores. I can survive off of either plants or meat. I however need certain proteins that I can't get from plants, so it is kind of a slight problem." I tell them, "I will never ever eat a pony though. I could never ever bring myself to kill a sentient being, and then eat it. It's just wrong." I shudder at the thought.

"Oh thank goodness." says Celestia, with a sigh at the end. I just nod with a sad look on my face.

"I have a proposal for you Celestia." I tell her as I walk towards the window.

"What do you have in mind?" she asks with a kind smile.

"I would like to become a citizen of Equestria, also I would like to offer any kind of assistance you may need or want. I would also like to stay here at the castle, in trade for my services; you'd be surprised at what I can do." I tell them.