The Best Clopfic EVER

The Best Clopfic Ever  Written by A Big Sexy Walrus

Narrated by Morgan Freeman

The sun was shining high in Bikini Bottom, the clams were singing and the humble people of Bikini Bottom were joyous as usual. But in one particular restaurant it was everyone’s favourite pornstar's birthday. Ron Jeremy had been long awaiting his special day as he knew Fabio had been working all month preparing for this occasion. And all of his best friends were there too! There was Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Gandalf, Frodo, Mr. Krabs, Stalin, A Blue Meanie, Shrek, Black Power Ranger, Obama, George Bush jnr. and Regidar and Irongally for some fucking reason.

His cake were the fine breasts of some blonde chick he probably banged. Fabio had planned for some entertainment for the evening, he was not worried as he had great taste in the finer things.

Just as he was thinking this the lights of the Krusty Krab started to dim and a spot light focused on the stage placed on the other end of the restaurant and Mr. Krabs took the stage.

“Hello there ladies and gentlefish!(Because why not?) how are you all feeling tonight!” His question was met with silence because he was a money grubbing gaydo. He began to sweat, tugging at his collar.

“I would like to draw everyone’s attention to the birthday boy up the far corner!” The spotlight then focused on Ron, it was his turn to sweat now, his face going bright crimson. You would think that starring in over two thousand pornographic films would prepare you for this, but no.

“And now back to the main show” said Mr. Krabs “We are proud to present, the all new band all the way from the surface Nirvanajacksongay!” At this point smoke covered the stage blinding lights flashed and suddenly, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson and Justin Bieber appeared on stage and started playing their hit new single “Smells Like Thriller Faggot” and the crowd started going wild, smashing windows, bottles, bitches you name it.

At this point the doors burst open revealing a very angry Palpatine next to a confused Darth Maul and sobbing Darth Vader.

“What is the meaning of this!” Palpatine shouted at the top of his lungs. “I had this place booked for Darth Vader's graduation party!” He was now furious.

“Uh, well you s-see” Mr. Krabs stammered

“Enough of your lies!” Darth Maul shouted before activating his cool ass double light sabre.

Frodo then ran for Maul unsheathing his tiny, gay ass normal sword.

Palpatine just picked his white hobbit ass up and throwing him away, only reminding him of how much Elijah Wood can't act to save his fucking life. Vader was still sobbing. Shrek was about to go ape shit on deez crazy fools when I, Morgan Freeman, decided to intervene.

An angelic chorus started the roof of the Krusty Krab was replaced with heavenly soft clouds as I, Morgan Freeman, descended from the heavens. The observers knees started shaking at the majesty of it, as I, Morgan Freeman, am one sexy motherfucker.

“When are all of you going to stop your bickering?” My voice was as smooth as a baby's bottom. None of them could answer as they were all too gob smacked at the sexyness of I, Morgan Freeman.

“What if I sent you all to a place were you could all be happy, hmm?” His voice causing every lady within a par sec to orgasm. The crowd still speechless.

“I take that as a yes?” I, Morgan Freeman clicked my fingers.

Fluttershy and her five friends were all enjoying tea at her cottage.

“How was all your days?” said Twilight trying to start a conversation

“Fucking dreadful” said Fluttershy.

At this point a metric fuck tonne of people (and fish people) dropped into the house caving in the roof.

“EL FUCK?” Shouted Pinkie.

“What is the meaning of this!” Shouted Fluttershy.

All of the people were dumbfounded as to what just happened.

“It is this young chap here's birthday!” Exclaimed I, Morgan Freeman before vanishing.

“It's your birthday?!” shouted Pinkie. We've got to celebrate! She then trotted over to Ron pulling down his pants and shoving his man meat all the way down her throat, Shrek not wanting to miss out on some hot pony ass started to shove his green sausage up the pink pony's anus, causing her to moan loudly.

Fluttershy was already all over Darth Vader, he thrusted his cyborg cock deep in the timid pony's pussy, Gandalf forcefully inserted his penis into the pony's mouth Squidward put his dick in her rectum getting some double penetration going on before they all climaxed all over her face, she licked it all up like the good little filly she is.

Applejack was reverse cow girling Kurt Cobain whilst sucking off George bush's length, Regidar was licking Kurt's sweaty, hairy ball bag.

Rarity, being a bitch as usual left the fucking house without touching a single guy! LOL JK she sucked off Stalin. Fabio inserted himself deep within Twilight being a weak gay ass virgin he blew his load in her vagina getting her pregnant.

Spongebob, Palpatine, a blue meanie, Obama, Black Power Ranger, Frodo, Santa Clause (who appeared out of nowhere), Mr. Krabs where all gang banging the poor cyan pegasus Rainbow Dash, JK no one gave two fucks about that skanky ass bitch, they just wanted there man juices inside of her, Frodo was the first to cum his eyes squinting at the amont of pleasure he was experiencing. Irongalley just sat in a corner playing with his balls waiting for one of the big boys to be finished. Then VX came and killed them all slowly making sure they felt a horrible painful death.

And this is the end of our journey, did you enjoy it? Because I, Morgan Freeman fucking didn’t. In fact it was horrible! Pretty funny though I'll be honest.

It then rained walrusesFIN