A snuff film director goes to Equestria

The credits are rolling.

It is I Rainbow Dash, right now I am flying to my friend Rarity’s house she wanted to make me a dress. I don’t like dresses but Rarity said I would get free tickets to the Wonderbolts . As I go land I walk in and I see rarity being tortured by Trixie. I go inside and kill Trixie she is dead I feast on her organs and rape her mother rarity loves me for saving her we got her back room and I fuck her with a strap-on shit was pretty cash.

Rarity is crying I pull out and realize I have taken her virginity. I decide she is not worthy I shove my strap on down her throat. Pinkie then barges in and says.

“ Its time to make cupcakes.”

She then tortures me and shit. Its so not cash I don’t like being tortured then as she is about to kill me Mr. Cake busts down the door I think I’m saved. But he just asks pinkie to hurry so she does and kills me now I am of death. As I die the Looney Toons logo floats over my head and Nick cage pops out and says.

“That’s all folks.”

-------------- Back in the real world

“10/10”

“ Shut up and take my money.”

“ Nothing in life will ever be this good again I must commit seppuku.”

“Well done Dave the four… I mean three of us would like to thank you for your help.”

As soon as dave got his money he got out of there like  a gay man escaping Iran.

As he hoped in the van Dave said to himself.

“Never again.”

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