It was a quiet working day in North Carolina and at a local S-Mart you could see one Ash Williams, Demon Slayer and destroyer of the Necronomicon, with his iconic chainsaw hand on his right hand, mopping up the store cause everyone else went home and he stayed for overtime.
Man. Why did I agree to do this? I'm Ash fucking Williams, Demon Slayer and local hero. I shouldn't be working for overtime. Ash thought to himself.
Suddenly he heard a noise coming from the back room. He went up to his counter, reached under it and got out his Remington 12 gauge side by side shotgun and got two 12 gauge bullets and loaded them into the shotgun. He then slowly walked up to the back room and kicked the door open and aimed his shotgun but was met with darkness.
"Okay. Who's in here? There's no use trying to hide." Ash said.
He got no response. Suddenly he heard the mysterious noise again and then saw that a bright light was coming from the way back of the room. He walked up to the back and when he got close to the light it blinded him and couldn't see while he couldn't see that his body was vanishing into thin air.
It was a peaceful morning in Equestria and at the very edge of the Everfree Forest laid Fluttershy's Cottage and she was feeding her chickens as usual.
"There you go." She said.
She then went outside to go feed her favourite pet bunny, Angel. She then heard this noise and it sounded like screaming and then an eventual crash. She turned around and saw that something was stuck in her chicken coop. It was very tall and wearing clothes. It's hindlegs were sticking out and he could hear it shouting,
"GET ME OUTTA THIS SHITHOLE!!!"
She then flew up and tried to pull this strange new creature out of her chicken coop and tried all her might until eventually she got it out and they ended up crashing into a tree. She then got to her hooves and got a clearer look at the creature. It looked like some sort of ape creature and it could stand on it's hindlegs. However the thing that shocked her the most was that it's hand was replaced with a chainsaw.
"What the hell? A pony?" The creature said confused.
"Um........ To be specific I'm a pegasus." Fluttershy said.
"And it talks.......... I must going nuts......... Because I'm sure ponies can't talk and pegasus's are supposed to be myths." The creature explained.
"Actually it's Pegasi.......... Are you lost? And what exactly are you?" The yellow pegasus asked.
"I'm a human being....... Latin name: Homo Sapien We're bipedal creatures and mammals....... And I'm Ashley J. Williams....... But I prefer Ash Williams or just Ash for short." Ash explained to the pegasus.
"Well..... That's a very interesting name....... I'm Fluttershy." Fluttershy whispered.
"Sorry, didn't hear you." The deadite slayer said not hearing the yellow pegasus' whispering.
"I'm........ Fluttershy." The yellow pegasus whispered again.
"Still didn't hear you." Ash said.
This time Fluttershy squeaked like a mouse.
"What's the matter? Cat gotcha tongue?" Ash joked.
"...... Oh.... I'm so sorry I'm just really nervous around new ponies...... Or humans......... I'm Fluttershy." The yellow pegasus finally spoke.
"Gee..... Wonder where you got that name." The Deadite slayer said sarcastically.
"Oh...... It's because I flutter and I'm really shy." Fluttershy explained.
Apparently she doesn't know the meaning of sarcasm. Ash thought to himself,
"So now that we're aquainted....... Mind showing me the nearest town?"
"Oh I'd be most pleased...... Of course I'll show you around....... I-if that's okay with you." Fluttershy said.
"Uh..... yeah it's alright with me...... How about a little bravery? And less nervousness." The Deadite slayer thought.
The two then took off towards Ponyville. However unknown to them that in the Everfree Forest an evil force going through and then suddenly attacks a Manticore............ Later it had rotted skin and completely white eyes and made it's way towards Ponyville.
