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                    Derpy makes muffins                    
                       -by RedRaven-                       
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                         Chapter 1                         
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Chapter 1
"I'm going to make muffins today! " Derpy exclaimed. Pulling out a bowl, Derpy grinned and got out the ingredients. "First we need flour!" Derpy put the whole bag of flour into the bowl, and grinned happily "Next the eggs!" She cafeully, without breaking the eggs, placed them in the bowl. "Sugar, ok."  She dumped a bag of sugar into the bowl. "Now..." She sqinted at the word "baking powder" "Baby Powder! Ok." She grabbed a bottle of baby powder, and dumped it in the bowl.
"Great! Now we need salt!" She sprinkled some salt from a salt shaker into the bowl. Derpy looked at the bowl. "Perfect all we need is..." She looked at the word "baking soda" "Oh Soda" She grabbed a can of Mountain Dew, and poured it into the bowl. "There!" Cook for 30 Minutes!"
30 minutes later...
Derpy sniffed the air, "Smells good!" She opened the oven, when immediately smoke came out. Derpy coughed a little Then pulled the overfull bowl out of the oven. "I thought this made 12 muffins..." Derpy mummered then shrugged. She leaned over and took a bite out of the strange stuff in the bowl. She immediately winced at the taste. This didn't taste like the muffins she knew and loved. She almost choked on the eggshells.
"I just don't know what went wrong." Derpy sighed.