Reforming Mr Death

“What the fuck” I groaned as I slowly raised my head pounding as I went in search of a coffee source. Descending the small stair case I noticed Twilight sparkle, the infuriating know it all trying to get into the large crate. I had of course learned all their names and referred to them as such for even though I held a large distaste and disgust for them I would remain respectful and professional in my stay here.

I of course would file a request to have this place burned to the ground if I was rescued but that was very unlikely. Finally tiring of watching I purposely coughed watching as the mares ears flattened as she sheepishly turned around. Her innocent smile was meet by a cold glare as her eyes flickered around the room purposely avoiding mine as I realised that my helmet was missing.

“Where is my gear” I barked as the lavender pony squeaked her face showing terror as I advanced. She levitated my body armour over to me as well as my iconic gas mask.  Twilight watched with a childlike curiosity as I slowly dressed my scar ridden body soon hidden behind the black suit as I eased the bullet proof vest over my head. Leaving the mask off my cold blue eyes scanned the area for a kitchen. I of course insisted on making my own coffee not trusting the mare as she protested.

It was in the kitchen that something caused me to freeze. Before I could stop a bellow of laughter escaped my lips as I tried to contemplate the ridicules scene in front of me. Miss sparkle had of course filled me in that she had a fucking dragon as an assistant.  But the small purple and green lizard in front of me could not have crushed my illusion any more as I tried to real in my chuckles. The creature even wore a frilly pink apron and was cooking to my amusement it sent a cautious glare towards me scampering out the kitchen as it hid behind its master.

“Easy spike this is Mr Hunk he will be living with us to learn about friendship” she spoke as I chocked on my recently acquired coffee. Spluttering I looked at the bat shit insane pony.

“The fuck I will” I growled as I advanced on her my fist raised as I went to cave her skull in. I was stopped as an agonising jolt of electricity ran up my body bringing me to my knees as I panicky looked at myself. A small chip seemed to be attached to my neck as I logically placed it as the source of my discomfort.

Growling I tried to crush the device as a second jolt slammed into my body.

“What the fuck is this” I hissed as I panted for breath my coffee now staining the wooden floor as my body was struck with spasms. The purple and green lizard had the gale to look smug as I made a mental note to smash his legs in later.

“It’s a device designed by Celestia to deal with dangerous beasts” She squeaked as I once again tried to leap at her.

“it is very powerful if you try to harm a pony in any way it goes off.” she smugly stated as I decided to test that theory. Grabbing a small knife I kept concealed on my boot, I snarled as the familiar pain hit me causing me to drop the throwing knife.

…

I had always tried to keep my emotion under control never showing fear frustration or pain but as I was dragged around town with a sadistic unicorn I couldn’t help but sulk. Luckily the mask kept my face hidden but the humiliation of being treated as an animal only made me more determined to slit at least one of these bastards’ throats even if it killed me.

“Mommy why is miss sparkled got that freak with her” a foal asked causing my temper to spike as I tried to calm myself.

“I don’t know maybe she is selling it to a zoo or something” the mother replied causing me to snap as I tried to lunge at her. The squeals of terror masked my yell of pain as I fell mere inches away from the bitch my hands still reaching towards her neck as she screamed in fear taking off with her foal clasped in her mouth.

“Fucking whore” I spat as I brushed myself off turning to glare at the purple bitch who had the gale to look disappointed. How could this now be my life I was once the most feared man in umbrella next to wesker, a track record of 100% success rate in all missions and over two thousand kills to my name. How could I have been reduced to a fucking magical purple ponies fucking pet.  She even had the gale to give me a warning.

“Now Hunk you need to behave yourself at this picnic, Fluttershy made it especially for you to welcome you here” The chip was honestly the only thing stopping me from throttling her and even then it was just keeping me back as I clenched my teeth in rage.

“Well howdy there twi” the red neck cried out waving her, hoof wildly as the others looked at me with caution and in some cases disgust. Hesitantly I sat down feeling like a complete and utter fool as I was offered a sandwich.

“So uh hunk how are you finding Equestria” Fluttershy whispered as I glowered at her. I had no time for these beasts and the sooner they accepted that the better. The picnic went off without a hitch they left me alone to eat there revolting food and I was allowed by my ever so gracious host to explore the disgustingly cheerful town. Ponies quivered in my presence scampering away at the mere sight of me as my hulking form towered above everything else. I of course made a beeline for the library where I had spent the night, the large crate most likely filled with equipment I needed.

The locked door proved to be a weak challenge as a solid kick snapped the lock in half.  The crate was of course codded and was reinforced with steel plates to prevent damage to the goods. Cracking the code was of course a synch; some moron haven highlighted three numbers on the serial sticker attached to the thing.

I felt a sense of smugness as I took in the beautiful sight before me. This crate was filled to the brim with weapons ammo and explosives. Everything from 9mm pistols up to mini guns and even RPG’s were neatly arranged and well stocked as I of course started to load up. I grabbed a pair of MK5-K’s and glock 17’s attaching them to my waist as a SIG SG 551 was slung across my back. I finished my gun spree by grabbing a portable mini gun. I would normally never touch such a high calibre gun due to their weight and accuracy but in this case I wanted all the fire power I could get.

I honestly had no idea what to do with all this fire power but I knew on a hunch that it was better to be armed and ready than to be caught with my pants down, figuratively speaking of course.  I of course made sure that all weapons were checked and loaded nothing worse than a half empty or broken gun.  I was making my way to the door only to be intercepted by three small blurs.

“CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS ALIEN CAPUTURES”  They squealed excitedly playfully trying to wrestle me to the ground as I looked at them in shock and a slight respect for either being extremely brave or completely stupid.

“hey how come he aint going down” the small earth pony cried her face generally surprised at how three tiny ponies that weighing about twenty pounds each were unable to take down a two hundred and fifty pound soldier with about one hundred pounds of gear and armor.

“Get off” I grunted as an orange Pegasus tried to bite my ankle the display laughable in most cases as I failed to see the funny side. The three stopped there little attack as they fully took in my size their ears dropping as they backed away slowly.

“I told you it was a stupid idea” a high pitched unicorn spoke up, her white coat similar to the snotty unicorn Rarity.

“Beat it before I step on you” I growled as they scampered off their eyes wide as they tripped over one another. Steeping over the mass of limbs and grumbling I proceeded outside. I had to admit that having a weapon on my being made me far more relaxed as I decided to return to the meadow’s that currently housed the six bastards.

“HUNK HOW DID YOU GET THOSE” Twilight cried out eying the dangerous weaponry as I parked myself down beside her.  As always I flat out ignored her watching with a sense of satisfaction as her face continued to redden her eyes narrowed as she looked near her bursting point.

“The crate you were trying to get into this morning, by the way thanks for storing it at the library made getting armaments that much easier” I chuckled darkly as Twilight blanched.

“You really shouldn’t have them, they are bad” Fluttershy squeaked the spineless coward starting to get on my last nerve.  Bur rather than lose my cool I merely tasked myself with double checking the equipment I had acquired. The task of stripping down the weapons and cleaning them helping to distract me as the beasts around me watched in curiosity.

“How did you get into the library anyway?”  the question only made me chuckle as the purple unicorn went silent her face white as she vanished. Moments later she reappeared her face a blotch red as she glared at me

“YOU BROKE THE DOOR DOWN” she shrieked, snorting as she pawed the ground as if ready to gore me with her horn. The others looked at me with disapproving the pink one laying a gentle hoof on the mares shoulder.

The lavender mare tensed for a moment before giving a disgruntled sigh flopping on the ground looking too exhausted to be angry as the cyan pony glared at me. I had a hunch that she was the attack dog of the group favouring brawns over brains in almost all cases.

I chose to ignore them after purples melt down. Showing little interest as the little dragon came waddling towards them a letter in tow.

Having finished cleaning the final part of my gear I gave a small jump as Twilight screamed

“MY BROTHER” The mare quickly gave the others a rundown of her brother.

“When I was just a filly, I found it rather

Silly to see how many other ponies

I could meet”

“What the fuck” I grunted in horror as the mare in front of me bursts into a musical. I was left in horror as I realized that this was actually happening. My first thought was to shoot her but with the damn chip I was stuck as I tried to tune it out. But it didn’t stop there the others joined in as I was left looking at them in disgust and dread.

“Dear fucking god they sing and dance” I groaned unable to look away not unlike a train crash as I was subjected to the horrors of the god awful song.

And though he's, oh, so far away

I hoped that he would stay

My big brother best friend

Forever...

Forever...

Finishing the mare sighed as her friends comforted her ignoring me as I stood pointing at them as I tried to stop myself from being physically ill. I couldn’t actually believe what had just happened! They had actually started singing as if this was some fucking knock off musical.

“What the fuck was that” I spat as they turned to look at me in confusion. They all shared a look with one another before Pinkie pie stepped forward.

“What we were just singing it’s how we express our emotions and its fun, don’t you do it” she asked innocently.

“In what circumstance would I break into song when I’m killing people, slaughtering hordes of the undead, slicing my way through countless B.O.W’s tell me where singing would help me? Maybe if I was using it as a torture tactic against a prisoner, maybe then it would be useful but in real life, no” I dead panned the pink mare slowly retreating as her hair deflated.

“Anyway, my brother is holding a wedding in Canterlot one week tomorrow. Princess Celestia has a proposal for you. She has claimed that if you promise to try and at least give friendship a chance and not try and hurt anypony then she may remove the chip. Now that doesn’t mean you pretend, we will know it means you actually try and learn to value the magic of friendship” her little speech over I gave her an inquisitive stare.

“Surely you can’t actually be serious?”

…

“Right for your first task you will be helping Miss Cheerilee class. They are going on a fieldtrip into the everfree forest and you along with Zecora and Fluttershy will be in charge of keeping them safe” twilight spoke brightly.

“But know this if you put even one of those foals in danger I will personally send you to the moon” Twilight spat causing me to recoil slightly in surprise. This was a side that was very rare for Twilight to show her usual calm if at times mad personality hiding this more aggressive side of her.

“I’ll do my part as long as you and that bitch are true to your words in the end” I replied squaring up to her as she growled. When not with her friends twilight could be very dark when she wanted to.

I soon met up with both the spineless coward and the racial stereotype zebra as they filled me in what was in the pussy whipped forest. I will admit that the mention of giant dragon’s hydra’s and manticore’s gave me a small smidgen of respect for the group that planned to go in there.

It was with distain that I found out that the three fillies from earlier would also be part of this group there heads kept low as they tried to stay away from me. As a bonus I had been allowed to keep my weapons as well as permission to use it only as a last resort if attacked. In other words I planned to use them as soon as possible and as a first resort at all times.

“Okay class we are joined by three special guests today that will be guiding us and making sure that no monsters harm us do as they say and be on your best behavior, no wandering off” the mare stressed the last part her eyes grazing over three small foals in particular.

The mare in charge of the class eyed me suspiciously her ears flat as she tried to keep the foals as far away from me as physically possible.

The trip was for a lack of better words mind destroying the mare babbling off different plants. A slight movement was all I needed as I sent my blade flying. A disgruntled squawk and the shrieks of the foals was all that was heard as I fished out the dead beast. The thing itself gave was repulsive a body of a dragon and what appeared to be a chicken head. Fluttershy whimpered as she identified the beast.

“Tha-that’s a-a-a cockatrice, they ca-can turn ponies to s-stone” she stuttered as I grunted. Sadly the next few hours were spent wondering around with the ponies as they enjoyed the field trip. With the lack of enemies it meant that I had nothing to kill.

“Miss Cheerilee look there’s a sleeping manticore” Scootaloo the orange filly shouted out causing me to turn of the spot. I took in the beast before me lying with its back to us I marveled at the sheer size of it. The teacher seemed to turn white as she bundled up the foals together pushing them back as Fluttershy took the lead.

But something was wrong the beast wasn’t moving and there was a foul smell of blood. Sharp guttural hisses snapped me out of my observation as the manticore rolled over reveling that most of its chest and stomach were gone. The foals cried out in shock and horror as Fluttershy squeaked. A growl once again sounded as to my horror a very familiar creature jumped onto the carcass.

“Hunters” I snarled cracking my neck as my hand darted to my assault rifle.

BANG

The hunter fell to the ground a single bullet lodged in its brain as the noise attracted the rest. Like ants they swarmed into the area leaping over the carcass as they made a bee line for me

“RUN YOU FOOLS” I roared laying into the B.O.W’s as they feel one by one. The roar of the machine guns and screams of the dying hunters drowned out the cries of the ponies as blood and gore littered the ground. I rolled to the side avoiding a hunter as it retracted its claw.

The hunters were renowned for this move named the finisher by many of umbrella’s soldiers due to it instantly decapitating its target. The snarling amphibian gave a menacing hiss as its eyes focused on Fluttershy. The mares body acting as a shield for the three foals from earlier cowered behind her. Smirking I throw a flash bang, the explosive blinding the B.O.W as it scratches as its eyes in pain.

I finish the hunter off with a spray of bullets lighting up its body as it collapses. The next slams into my body its claws scraping at me as I curse reaching for my knife as I slam the tip into its eye piercing the things brain as it gives a shudder. I grow more and more frustrated as the things keep coming. More and more fall as my guns cut a bloody path through them devastating their numbers as they fall. Some try to flank me only being rewarded with a knife to the throat or a bullet in the head.

With a soft click the spent cartridge falls to the ground the gentle whips of smoke lightly trailing from the glowing barrels. I discard the machine gun grabbing my pistol I unload on the bastards.

Celestia’s pov

I arrived at ponyville with due haste my students message filling me with dread as with me my sister and a squad of my finest soldiers stand at the ready. With no time to waste we take off into the forest. From what Twilight told me the foals and teacher were all save but the human was not.

“Sister if these creatures are as deadly as Fluttershy proclaims them to be surely we shouldn’t be charging into this” Luna questioned as I shake my head.

“No we need to stop these “hunters” at once” I enforce as the guards push on. A horrifying screech stops us dead in our tracks as we come face to face with the beast. Standing at nearly eight feet tall the beast towers over us its menacing claws stained with blood as its jagged teeth promise death to all who are foolish enough to get close.

But to our surprise it collapses blood pooling around it as the human stands behind it. His weapon smokes gently as we take in the carnage around us. The forest floor is littered with no less than twenty bodies. Blood and bits of flesh cover the ground causing a few of the guards to promptly throw up.

I feel a wave of nausea as the smell of death over whelms me, making me sick to my stomach as the human unfeeling wipes his blade on the torso of one of the beasts.

“Just as well I finished up here by the looks of things you wouldn’t have lasted ten seconds against these things” he proclaimed. Luna less than happy at the statement sizes the human up her face red in anger.

“Luna” I call gently shaking my head as she growls reluctantly retreating as she once again stands by my side. I had to admit that he was most likely right if these creatures had attacked us then they would have most likely slaughtered my guards. What this human had done was incredible, terrible but incredible.

“Mr. Hunk I think that I may have a proposal that may benefit us both” I spoke his body stance changing as he was suddenly alert.

“Go on”

Hunk pov

I couldn’t believe the audacity of these fucks. Celestia had made me a deal that if I promised to act as a guard for this wedding then she would free me. Did the bitch not realize that as soon as I was free I would kill them? Smirking at the gruesome deaths I would give them I stood still as a statue as the groom also Twilights brother stood rigid. His eyes glow an eerie green making me wonder what the fuck he had been smoking. The only pony missing was Twilight Sparkle the crazy bitch had gone off on one about how the bride was an evil heartless monster that was trying to manipulate her brother. She had been banned from her brother’s wedding as was most likely sulking

I personally agreed with her strongly disliking the spoilt bitch as only Celestia’s promise prevented me from blowing her brains out. She had even complained how she didn’t like having a quote “Filthy barbaric monkey as her personal guard” Stupid bitch. But in the end I had mere hours before the whole fuck fest would be done and I could leave and hopefully never return to this god forsaken country, unless it was to assassinate someone.

The bride entered the music blaring up as I sighed my hand clenching as I wanted nothing more than to wrap my hands around her neck. The mare wore a snobbish smile as if she believed herself better than everyone else. Celestia started the long and pointless bullshit of why the two were destined for each other as I frowned.

The doors to the hall were torn open as Twilight entered her face slightly scratched as another copy of the princess appeared behind her. The two shouted out to Celestia to hold the wedding as it was revealed that the one I was guarding was a fake. Smiling I aimed my gun at the bitch only to be stopped by the sun princess herself.

I could only snarl in loathing as I watched the form of princess cadence transform into a fugly bug creature. The room is in a state of chaos as ponies scream and panic the bugs reveling themselves as everyone is forced into a corner.

A small gray pony scramples into the room his eyes wide as he shouts out to the princess.

“Your majesty the beast has escaped” the pony screamed as he was pushed aside by the bugs.

“Put this foal with the rest of the prisoners” the bug queen hissed her voice laced with venom but at the same time seemed to hold regret.

“Yes your high-” CRUNCH

the little shit was cut off as I recoiled in suprise. A giant foot had crushed the insect like a roach as the hulking beast steeped forward.

“HOW THE FUCK DID THAT THING GET HERE” I roared as before me stood a Type-103 a pinnacle in umbrella engineering. The beast of course showed no prejudged in who it attacked ponies and bugs alight being crushed as it made its way towards us.

Like the Nemesis, the Type-103 was deigned to attack and kill the largest threat meaning me as it glared at me. Nicknamed Mr. X the creature was one of the company’s main solutions to removing a target. Fluttershy and the other mares cowered behind me as I tore into the tyrant with everything I had my bullets merely bouncing off his body as he covered his face with his arm.

Grunting I made sure to always stay out of its reach the things strength more than capable of tearing me in half. Bullets bounced around the room as the beast grunted in annoyance the ponies provided no help apart from twilight sparked who at least tried to throw things and fire bolts of magic at it.

With a sudden burst of adrenaline the beast tore towards me preforming an upper cut as I grunted the wind torn from my lungs as I collapse against a wall. Coughing I chuckled as I shakily got to my feet.

“That all you got” I taunted as the beast marched towards me its arm grabbing me by the throat as I grabbed my pistol on my hip. The bullets harmlessly struck the tyrant only making him snort as he started to clench his raw strength slowly crushing me as I hear startled gasps from behind me. Red splotches appear in my vision as I lash out with my legs refusing to die a second time.

A roar of rage and suddenly I can breathe again as I gasp on the floor weakly getting to my knees. To my horror the princes had hit the beast with a extremely powerful spell as the clothing around it slowly disintegrates.

“You fools” I snarl as the ponies stop there celebration short there large eyes if possible growing as the tyrant starts to evolve. Its body increasing in mass and height as wicked claws grow from its hands. Its veins glow a crimson red as it roars a red inferno visible in its mouth as its heart throbs. I curse the stupidity of these filthy beasts as all they have done is pissed it off.

“Aim for the heart” I snarl as I grab the SIG SG 551 the powerful swat assault rifle equipped with an acog scope as I lined the beast’s heart up. The smooth texture of the trigger put me at ease as I gently squeezed. The kick back of the weapon was modest but no burden as the Super tyrant covered its heart its beady eyes glowing as it roared at me.

The dance between the two of us became repetitive as I would shoot, he would slash and I would duck. Despite its incredible strength for the most part it was sluggish only displaying the occasional burst of adrenaline. I was for the most part winning the Tyrant being pushed back further and further.

Click

I cursed as the weapon hit empty its usefulness expiring as I had a thoughts, ‘Why am I fighting for these beasts if I left the tyrant would busy itself slaughtering them’ the thought left as soon as it had entered as a second idea formed. I rushed forward my purpose clear to the ponies as they cried out in horror. Crashing into the beast I sent the two of us spiralling over the balcony the beast gave an alarmed roar as it tried to remove me from it the ravine below riddled with serrated rocks as I knew that this would kill the both of us.

“I took a moment to reflect on my actions, ‘why had I sacrificed my life for these bastards, they had collared me like a dog and had been nothing but a pain in my ass. Speaking of collars I smirked as I tore the thing from my back the pain nearly rendering me unconscious as I vowed to die a free man rather than the lap dog of freaks

“Hunk” a voice cried snapping me back into reality as a pair of hoofs rapped around my chest yanking me off the doomed tyrant as I looked up at my savior. To my horror it was the very blue bitch I had sworn to kill as she held a look of concern on her face. I watched as the tyrant was impaled on the rocks its body being torn in two as it screamed in rage and pain

“Are you alright” Luna cried as she landed gently placing me on the ground as I pushed her comforting hoof off.

“Get off of me” I snarl as she recoiled her face red as she huffed. Marching forward I pointed as Celestia a look of rage on my face as she flinched slightly.

“You are going to tell me right now how the fuck that thing got here you and your bitch of a sister have some explaining to do" I sneered as the white mare glared at me. I was so angry that the fact that the bug was still in the room was of no interest to me.

“What the fuck was that thing” Twilight spoke up her mentor looking at her with disapproval as the lavender made blushed. But she had spoken everyone’s mind as bugs and ponies both stood with a look of fear on their face the invasion forgotten as the queen fell on her backside

“That was a model of Tyrant serial number 103 or code named Mr. X. Tyrants are what the T virus is based off of.  When we first developed the virus we wanted to make an army of tyrants that would not only loyally obey every command but be invisible in war and combat zones. As a consequence, zombies were created” I paused the group around me gasping at the word zombies.

“Umbrella made several models of tyrant and other B.O.W’s the hunters that you encountered in the forest were only one of many types of hunter and luckily for you were one of the weakest. The tyrant we fought today whilst not the strongest could be mass produced and were easy to control. The coat they were is known as a limiter it keeps the beast from evolving. The T virus is always evolving when a zombie lives long enough they too evolve into crimson heads then eventually lickers. Tyrants too can do this and the results mean that as they get stronger more brain power is loss in the process” I finished my speech the ponies taking in the information with different degrees of disgust.

“That is the things that attacked my hive” the bug whispered as her troops flinched. Her face filled with fear as she shivered.

“Multiple of those things attacked us and forced us out, we are all that is left!” she finished tears streaking down her face as she collapsed on the ground.

“I cared little for the idiot’s blight my main concern was the fact that there were more tyrants

" I want my question answered now" I growled  as Celestia nodded to Luna.

“Hunk we will take you to the vault, it is there that we believe the beast may have come from” she finished smiling at her sister as she turned to deal with the insect ponies.

“Lead the way” I hissed motioning for her too move as she trotted ahead given he sister one last look as we left the room.

I was led deep into the heart of the castle passing several ponies as they helped to move the bodies of dead soldiers and maids that had crossed the beast as the injured were taken away moaning and crying as we made our way to our target. The vault door would have been far more impressive if it hadn’t been torn of its hinges.

Looking inside I recoiled as the place was absolutely brimmed with weapons ammunition and other earth items ranging from armored vehicles to TV remotes. I could only look in awe as the mare lead me forward a set destination in mind as we made our way through the giant collection of human equipment.

“This is what the beast came from” Luna whispered pointing to one of multiple canisters as I grimaced. The now empty container showed clear signs of tampering which is most likely why the tyrant was activated. When the beasts were transferred they were sedated the canisters containing a unique gas that kept them in a lifeless state. Though if anyone tried to tamper then the canister would open awakening the B.O.W inside.

If these primitives got access or were able to harness the T virus then the whole world was fucked. As before I couldn’t give a rat’s ass if they all burned but I was stuck here and I would rather not have to fight B.O.W’s for the rest of my life.

“We need to dispose of these” I grunt looking at the night blue Alicorn as she nods.

“But how?”